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Monday, 13 July 2015

Oh my! Check out the man with the smallest eggplant in the world

His name is 'George' and he's from South Carolina. He said his eggplant is one inch long and about 3/4 of an inch in circumference. And his sperm when he has an orgasm is about  the size of a pea. Wow! See the photo here.

167 comments:

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Hian!

Unknown said...

Ohk na

Unknown said...

Lol...this sh*t is really funny....he shud go for P**** enlargement na.

becky said...

Lol eeya

Unknown said...

So why the baby pic?

Innocentia Annie said...

Nawa ooo
This one no follow at all

gentle said...

Ewww

Unknown said...

Nawa oooo.

Jasmine Joseph said...

OMG and so pathetic and he says it like it's something to be proud of

Unknown said...

Lolzzzz

Ayobami said...

Ewwww....

Anonymous said...

LINDA YOU NEED JEEZES,

Anonymous said...

It's buried.

Unknown said...

Why use the face of a little kid when the person is an adult?

Unknown said...

What da?!!!!! He needs prayers oo. Shey eleyi ma ri iyawo fe bayi?!! Ah!!

Unknown said...

Lip sealed!

Unknown said...

Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

Unknown said...

Linda stop dis nonsense.....u don de do dis tin sooootay pple de call your blog "eggplant blog" pls its nt interesting anyone. Mtchew

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Waaat! I don't wish to be him, nah God was so benevolent to me in that aspect.
His ish looks like a comma.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

What's this Linda...Stop turning your blog to an xxx zone. I know it's your blog, but some of these things have no moral justification for public view.

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Oh dearrrrrrr

Unknown said...

God is great sha.

Anonymous said...

And some people will want to commit suicide over stuffs like this.
Here's a story you guys should read - A TRUE ACCOUNT OF HOW I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF
Avoid depression!!!

Sylvonce said...

Jeez! Very disgusting! Good for him that hour is in a 'trans' country, so they can equally increase it wiv surgery.

KWEEN said...

Lmao! Wtf? This guy should Just cut that thing off and become a woman.

Alma said...

Speechless

Unknown said...

Geeeezzz

Anonymous said...

lol that will get him nothing cos no lady wants that

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww....

Anonymous said...

Ayamaaaa

Unknown said...

Oh my my my...laff wan killl meah die...had 2write it in full ooooooo!

Nick said...

This blog continues to disappoint me. Linda these days your blog is all about eggplant, what Kim K wore over the weekend and transgender people. I don't believe this is the kind of news that made this blog popular. I used to come here to get naija and better celebrity gossip news and not pictures of egg plants. Since this is the only way for me to reach you, I ask that you reevaluate the business proposition of this blog. This is not about religion or moral, this about the value in the information you are giving your readers. Think about this.

Anonymous said...

That's a larger clitoris.

Unknown said...

eh yah sorrry

Unknown said...

Can he perform at all?

Unknown said...

Can he perform at all?

Anonymous said...

This is disastrous!!!! His life must be miserable!

Unknown said...

Eeeeeeeeeyah! Dis is not good but God knows best. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Eeeeeeeeeyah! Dis is not good but God knows best. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Can he perform at all?

dharmmy said...

Ewo o

Anonymous said...

Aww. I guess he's very good with his hands and mouth in that case. And oh, der's no way he doesn't use toys on the women he sleeps with.

APPLE said...

Chai! They should just cut it off and put toto there lol.

Unknown said...

Ewwwwwww. Ok

Unknown said...

#justpassing

Adetunji Henry said...

Na serious matter be this wan O°˚˚˚˚˚°Âº...so some people still get hope sef....lolz!

Anonymous said...

Dats sad

Anonymous said...

Why would you use pic of an innocent baby for this your filthy post?
You really do need to stop.
Are you perverse or something????
Whose child is this??
Screen shot being sent to appropriate authorities immediately after.
You just keep negating your good work with such inappropriate posts.

Unknown said...

What I just saw is a bad news🙈🙈🙈.. I think he needs to cut it off permanently.. No wonder some men wanna become women.. I won't be surprised if Caitlyn had that same size..🙊

Anonymous said...

Hian!!!....Ogene Bikko...wetin be dse....

Faith Eze's Blog said...

Choi,I cnt even see it

Anonymous said...

Linda why use a picture of a baby with a title like that and a link that shows a man's penis? Its a combination of poor judgement and bad taste.

Anonymous said...

Linda Dnt underrate that tin ooo, if he comes out fully u will shout. Can't u see that the head is coming out gradually? Becarefull wit such eggplant (OBUM)

Anonymous said...

This is Photoshop

Unknown said...

Really Lindiway?????

Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

Anonymous said...

Linda I dey fesr you ooo

Unknown said...

wooow

amy said...

Madam Linda, why in Heavens name will you use a child's photo in a post about eggplant bikonu?

Unknown said...

Hehehhehehe me not sure wheda I wil like to view oooo....


#luv@linda

Unknown said...

Ooooooooooh my...!
This one doesn't look lyk dick now
Ok u want make I tell u what it looks lyk?
Mba.
Linda u want to blindfold me abi?

Unknown said...

Ooooooooooh my...!
This one doesn't look lyk dick now
Ok u want make I tell u what it looks lyk?
Mba.
Linda u want to blindfold me abi?

ivoryakeru@gmail.com said...

*sniggers* that doesn't even qualify as a plant mofozikwa eggplant!chai!it looks like that green and red mmii-mmii that my grandpa nibbles on!lawd! is it good?

Anonymous said...

Linda and egg plant... God forbid this type o.
~D great anonymous!

Unknown said...

*sniggers* that doesn't even qualify as a plant mofozikwa eggplant!chai!it looks like that green and red mmii-mmii that my grandpa nibbles on!lawd! is it good?

Anonymous said...

Linda Ikeji you are truly irresponsible (for this)

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe, this is just wrong on every level. Life's not fair to him.

Unknown said...

Lmao.. wtf

Anonymous said...

uuuuurrrgh!! wat did i just see!

Ms Viv said...

Wtf?

Aviky said...

Some have food but cannot eat some can eat but have no food!!!


www.avikyphoenix.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

No No No to dis one. Wat is dis? Abeg he should do something about it or his wife will run ooo.

Dr said...

Y use a baby's picture for a penis-post?I hope his parents see this n sue ur clitless vajayjay

Unknown said...

"Obara jesus!

Anonymous said...

God is wonderful,infact he is marvellous,he is the greatest distributor

Anonymous said...

Eggplant blog

Manuel Kunmi said...

TF!!!!!!!!!! Thank God I have hope

Unknown said...

Ouch

Unknown said...

Ahhhh,ehya I feel for him o
*iyawo Obama

Unknown said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha...... Pea kwa?
Dis guy needs 90smtin

Ikuku AmStrong said...

Is he a Transgender or what?

CELEB said...

Lindodo whpse "baby" be dis na!

Jules said...

Wtf!

linda onyx said...

Gawd!!!

Officialmrssam said...

Watz diz?


*miss official

Anonymous said...

Linda that thing na clitoris and not an egg plant. E resemble full stop.

Anonymous said...

Nawooo dis is a disgrace to manhood. ~see me~

Anonymous said...

Nawooo dis is a disgrace to manhood. ~see me~

Unknown said...

It is not by size. It is how you use it

Anonymous said...

You are sick Linda, how can a black boys have a white eggplant? You an egg plant sha.

Unknown said...

He must be a very depressed man. Don't wanna see

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Black Belle said...

Lol... that's just sad! I can never marry that! No matter how rich he may be

Anonymous said...

Oh dear.

Unknown said...

Dis should be quail egg flower nt eggplant

Anonymous said...

Buhahahahaha.... Meen what da fuck was that???

Anonymous said...

That's a clitoris

galaxygist said...

lol....chisos God..visit my blog sometime galaxygist.com

Anonymous said...

Thank you Lord for my dick abeg... Lmao

Liddy said...

And why would u put a baby's pic with this nonsense post??! *rme*

Gosh! I hateeeeeee this "eggplant" name! Ugh!
Too annoying!

Arsenal said...

This is serious.


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MADE IN NIGERIA said...

Oh Chim!!! I can't deal biko......waris dis?

Anonymous said...

You need to stop using innocent children to market this obscenity.
You're just ruining your reputation
Don't you have any boundaries?

Anonymous said...

Dude, there's no way that that's a dick... That right there is a clitoris man... WHAT? 😲

Unknown said...

What's d baby's pic doing there?

Unknown said...

The penis is probably deformed.

Ladi said...

Linda, this article is disgusting and clueless. Its this kind of post that could make u look "a few sandwiches short of picnic"

Anonymous said...

Someone's baby ....Linda this is not fair at all.

Anonymous said...

Hian

Awon Stephen Oshi said...

Looks legit. As tiny as the smallest I've seen. Only difference I'm sure of is when the guy I saw has an erection it swells like a dog's knot rather than lengthen like a human's.

Unknown said...

What!!!

Unknown said...

Mumu d black lil boy's pic is to show u how shocking the small eggplant can get one..like bbm surprised face? Gorit?

Liddy said...

Can u imagine??! Smh

Linda ikeji's son said...

Sis biko
If in tin small nah wetin come wrong with the innocent bae

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Hahahahahahaahahha

Unknown said...

Linda, biko am stil a virgin. D pic doesn't correspond. All d same, its well. Lolzzzz.

Unknown said...

Linda, biko am stil a virgin. D pic doesn't correspond. All d same, its well. Lolzzzz.

Anonymous said...

Transgender thing.

Unknown said...

Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

Eze said...

He says it bcos he ha nothing to loose...and just maybe somebody might like such size

Unknown said...

Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

Unknown said...

Linda, indeed u r chief of eggplant. Biko am stil a virgin, and don't spoil me for my mother.

Eze said...

Wot do u need the face for

Eze said...

WTF can he even masturbate with such dick.....pls go for dick enlargement, God will understand

Eze said...

WTF can he even masturbate with such dick.....pls go for dick enlargement, God will understand

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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I knew it must be a white dude.... But he can still have kids though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

eddiekwon007 said...

U got that right...e no follow..lol

eddiekwon007 said...

OK nah.that's interesting

Unknown said...

Eyahh i fell for him.

Unknown said...

Eyahh i fill for him.

Unknown said...

Eyahh i feel for him.

Anonymous said...

See suffer
He should kindly keep it to himself
This one is to tickle somebody

Anonymous said...

Why nt try and see if will nt run wit ur panties in ur hand

Anonymous said...

@ anon 8:27pm, she hasn't been sued yet. She must be promoting child porn, the same way she has been promoting gays, lesbians, transgenders, bisexuals and eggplants. That is why she can confidently use a child's pic for this post. I learnt that a screen shot has been sent to the appropriate authorities.

Unknown said...

Pls he shld go penis enlargement.

Anonymous said...

is that full erection or
???? Chineke !

Unknown said...

What will he use that small thing to do WTF *runsaway!!!

Unchained said...

if the blog disappoints you Then dont come here anymore its as simple as that. E.P aka Enemy of Progress.!! Gerara here my friend.!!!

Anonymous said...

OBARA JESUS!!!

Prospersmart said...

hahahahahaha, i had to used microscope to see what he was holding.... mehnnn, do you have a gf? ⊙_⊙ ⊙_⊙

Prospersmart said...

hahahaha, you all need microscope to view the size... mehhnnn Gobe!

Anonymous said...

Too small! He should get a transplant!

Richard said...

Na disease decrease the man P. Funny it's like thumb finger. #Richie

Richard said...

Exactly. #Richie

Anonymous said...

you are a calabar boy na, i hear say una sabi the thing well. lol but i think it compensated for part of your brain that was lost.

Anonymous said...

LINDA MADAM EGGPLANT. E BE LIKE SAY EGGPLANT DEY HUNGRY YOU SHA

Anonymous said...

LINDA MADAM EGGPLANT. E BE LIKE SAY EGGPLANT DEY HUNGRY YOU SHA

Anonymous said...

EYAAH, MAY GOD RESTORE HIM

Anonymous said...

LINDA THAT'S A BIG CLITORIS NA

Unknown said...

Another man pennies, una dey look, ashowo people,

Juleslouis said...

He has orgasms with this? Wow! Some new born eggplants r bigger than this sef. Nawah

Liddy said...

"Enemy of Progress.!!" really?? Smh
When Nick is just telling it as it is??!
U'r pathetic!

TAMARA SPLASH said...

go for p****** enlargement jare....God himself go understand. WTF is this?

Maslow said...

Linda i know you wouldn't like this small dick feelings inside ur punani

Mr. Stretch said...

Anonymous 11:15pm hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...@ part of your brain that was lost...lol

ary said...

Who does he have sex with children?!

Maze Ibeh said...

Lips sealed# I have nuffin 2 talk.. Mayb lerra, I will...

Nameless said...

Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

Nameless said...

Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

Nameless said...

Linda u sure say no be a lady put some kind of stick inside her Toto?

Unknown said...

Jeez!

Anonymous said...

This is not right. Remember the caption is "checkout the man with the smallest egg plant in the world" and you went ahead to put up the picture of a baby. One simple question, if that was your child, will you like it? will you be happy? Think twice next time pls

Anonymous said...

@ nick if you dont like it dont be reading...hypocrite. linda ride on.

Anonymous said...

Looks like clit to me

Anonymous said...

Looks like clit to me

Unknown said...

Egg plant everytime........Wetin now

Anonymous said...

Wow . Anon 11:15.....nice job!!!! Good one. Btw I once dated someone with dick ds size with erection. I stayed cos I really loved him....but left cos he is extra ordinarily possessive. One Tosin guy like dat. Tall and big, bt hey, he didn't create himself. People ab disability of all sort. Nobody is perfect.

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Love is blind no b for this matter biko.

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