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Sunday, 20 July 2014

He says we can’t get married unless…

Story not written by me! It's a sponsored story. Enjoy...
So, I’ve been dating this guy for almost 3years now and things are great between us…really really great if you know what I mean.
Anyways, I’ve decided that I want to marry this man, and he says he wants to marry me but one thing keeps getting in the way. It all started some years back when…continue...
 ... one of his friends registered for Gulder Ultimate Search and won 3 Million Naira, and apparently he has really changed his life so now my boyfriend too has decided that he must enter and win.

This man is now saying that he cannot marry me until he wins Gulder Ultimate Search.

He says it’s because he wants to buy me the best ring money can buy, and he wants to be able to afford a big wedding for us. He says he doesn’t want to get married and still be living in one-bedroom in Mafoluku, I agree with that one sha, but how much longer am I supposed to wait??

Two years ago he registered and they did not call him back. Last year again he registered, they called him back but then he could not swim.  GUS has started again, and my people he wants to register AGAIN!!

He has even gone to learn how to swim!
 
He says the prize is 10 Million and a car, who doesn’t want 10 million and a car, but is it not too much? Has in sickness in health started already? Abi, I should just be patient he might actually win. My friends say I should stop wasting my time, my mother said this is a test of our love…what should I do?

Lol! Na wa o…! This one is special o

144 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oya begin to fast n pray so dat he wil win. Since no one has indicated interest to marry uo. Wait 4him. Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

fooooool!

ugo said...

Lol! Nothing person no go hear!

Endy said...

Pointless..meaningless.abeg post new Joor

Boss said...

Ask Google

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahah...
This year its 10million naira, next year it will be 12-13million naira...
As the year rolls by, the money increases..
And you get luckier. If he doesn't win this year, next year he might, more money for you 2 and a bigger house and car..
If he still doesn't win, the competition will still take place..
#laughingOutLoud..
I'm amazed a full grown man is thinking this way.. He wants quick money..
Tsew..
I only pity you, cause he might change his mind when he eventually wins..
Maybe by then, you might not be his taste anymore.

Unknown said...

U be MUMU+ODE! Girl wake up! Nigga doesn't wanna marry u, a reality show dat d probability of winning is 0.001%, dey dere dey ask question... Well, its a fake story after all... :O :'(

Unknown said...

Lool keep waiting till ipuo aji imi.... Funny story shaa

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

Strictly O Y O ..

Anonymous said...

P square said..... Story,story,, story !! She just dey talk, talk. Kendotman20@yahoo.com

Her Excellency said...

U better wait for him o...his got high dreams o..if he wins na u go bcome big madam. Its simply a test of it. What u should do is 2 pray for him 2 enrol in GUS and win dats all.

Unknown said...

U go old for house be dt, since his condition for marrying u is winning gulder ultimate search.

Anonymous said...

This is really creative! A lot to ignore, yet alot to learn.

One step at a time, as every step is and remains a step.

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Debbie Chelsea said...

My dear a man can marry @ any age,u cnt....so b wise ooooo....n think well...but d story is funny sha...lol

Unknown said...

Hehehe.... Stories for d gods

Anonymous said...

Lady, use ur brain, there are other way to be succesful than GUS, if he is so concerned about having a good life, he should conider other means. GUS ko, Star Trek ni.

Anonymous said...

Hv faith nd continue waitn

ADEBOLA said...

Loll,LWKM be patient dear keep praying to God dat he shuld win dis time,bcs if he did not u hv to wait for anoda 1yrs extral again hope in God...lol Reginaola@yahoo.com

blogger said...

Lmaoooooooooo this is the dumbest excuse I've ever heard in my entire life! Humans never cease to amaze me. Why can't he get up and work? Get money and be responsible. What manner of lazy man is waiting for gulder ultimate search to get rich and take care of his wife? Can't they get married and then he can wait 50 more years to get called and win the game instead of wasting her time

Unknown said...

Dis one self ,Na wa.my mind Give him a chance,dere is no harm in try ,his hope is nt lost

Unknown said...

Abegi!!! Dey r not going 2 call him dis time around!! Beta go find a beta guy dat is ready 4 u

CHERRY said...

Lol keep on waiting lady he might be lucky this time around.

Carina Weniga said...

What happened to his job? Cos if he has all this time on his hands to be running after Gulder n their money, learning to swim, he is unemployed! So u want to marry an unemployed man who dreams of the costliest wedding ring, and the biggest wedding? I wonder what competition he will enter to pay for d house rent cos after d wedding, u can't buy a house with d leftover change. Big brother? Maybe fuck a gal there so he can win? Maybe u shld stay so he can win. But after he wins or doesn't win, walk away. Tell him u stayed to prove u love him&encourage him. He cannot guarantee u a secure future; he's given 3 yrs to Gulder already! There's a man out there who is hardworking, who in 3yrs wld ve turned over 100k to 5mill, But then, what do I know!

Anonymous said...

Lol na she sabi. Surulere dear.

Ameriestyle said...

Lol, what if he does not win??
www.ameriestyle.blogsot.com

Janelicious said...

I guess u should give him another chance or is there a standby guy waiting for u to leave ur present bf?.

Anonymous said...

Are kidding me,nawa for some people.
Cooldavoe@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

What if he didn't win?...I wish him gudluck

Anonymous said...

Nonsense

jbankzE said...

No need 2 waste ma comment coz u go stil do wetin ur hrt tel u so watz da point? Wen una de enjoy s*x u ask fr advice?deal wif ur ish jare

~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~

Anonymous said...

Hustle 10M give your guy make him dreams come true...he go marry you the next day.

Oghie Nas said...

He can actually win a show bt he's taking it too far, GUS no b work... tell him to put as much passing as he's he puting in d GUS shiw into searching for a gud job nd can still b auditioning for d show, hu knwz one might pay nd u'll get d rung nd wedding u guys deserve... Success

Anonymous said...

Heheheeee,this one na sunday tonic. Hope u aren't seeking for advice?

comfort said...

Mouth zippppppppppppppppppppppppp

Desmond 2 d G said...

Indeed special.........if eventually he get picked,that doesn't mean he is gona emerge as the GUS winner...GUS is a very tactical and diplomatic TV reality series....
Secondly::why is your boyfriend runing another mans race...does it mean he is so dumb founded that he can't think of anything else that can bring or fetch him the huge amount of money he wants excepts frm the GUS free give away,winning the GUS doesn't mean he can never still go broke.....your guy isn't ready to face the reality which about to unfold...real men don't wait for things to happen but they make things by dier own hands

Christina typearls said...

Are you sure, he's waiting for the prize money or something else? what after marriage and the money is finished on marriage expenses, will he compete again to feed you?

DOBY DOBY said...

Mtchew. . Sm Qs shaa.. u knw berra

Anonymous said...

Nawaooooo babe m speechless......jx chill u cn neva tell d hrt of a man......u jx nid patience.....but let me askooo....doesnt he v anoda tin doing....or wat.....nawaooo....jx continue waitn unto d lord....loooolzzzz....hahaha....he cn do all tins.....

Anonymous said...

If you really love this guy I actually think you should wait because why would you think you are wasting your time .
Let him know you gat his back whether he looses or wins.
Make sure he loves you to tho...vAL

Anonymous said...

aaah.. u don enter am o .. keep waiting till ur hair gets grey :)

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaa, can't stop laughing. Problem dey for this world oooo

Anonymous said...

I love guilder ultimate search, see love

Anonymous said...

Isn't it obvious dat guy isn't thinking straight.... What happens if he doesn't win???... Give he one last chance.. After dat, ask him to stop... Let him know u will marry him with or without 10million

Anonymous said...

nawao.. patoswife@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Doesn't he have a job or something else doing? Is GUS his destiny....so if he doesn't win dis one he won't still get married n u'll still b waiting for him. Anyway afta dis one if he doesn't win n he still insists on hz decisions den abeg move ahead jare.

Unknown said...

Funny.

Anonymous said...

Nka bu special case.

Anonymous said...

Love his faith if only he can trust God & not relay on his effort..so if he doesn't win dz year he ll ve 2 try next year & d year after & so on hmmmm my dear time isn't friendly wt women keep waiting nor b pesin go tell u2 zooom off

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe linda dis one is something else ooooo....my sister abeg follow ur heart

Anonymous said...

I call this overwhelming foolishness!is it a dreamcall by his pastor?My dear you had better jerk off his fantasy wheels..Asap. @Fortunedexcel

Anonymous said...

I saw a man yesterday swimming in a gutter cz he was drunk..,Gulder.,.
wetin gulder go cause hen?!
my sister, beta find beta man we no get lotto mentality,.,, kelvin cares

Unknown said...

Una two never 6rus...he should better look for a good work n stop waiting for GUS,Τ̲̅ђe whole story is funny sef!

Unknown said...

Test of love, seriously.

Unknown said...

Lwtmb

Anonymous said...

A man whose only plan for your future is to "win" ultimate search is not HUSBAND MATERIAL. So the N10million and Car will feed you forever? So after the "lavish" wedding and big boy with jeep what next?
A real man would have used his hands to build something solid for you guys in the last 3 years of his waiting to be called for GUS, he is not even prepared for that as he does not have the requisite skills.
Meanwhile youw WHAT DO YOU DO? What is your own ambition? Are you only sitting and waiting for him to hammer and marry you? Your mother is what is wrong with marriage today, anyway she seems not to know any better.
Both of you deserve each other, visionless people siddon dey wait for "luck to shine" my only problem is that two of you will actually have kids and teach then WHAT exactly?

Anonymous said...

He will probably replace you if he wins.

APPLE said...

You go wait tire!. What if he is called this time and he loses what next? Apart from Guilder search what other dreams dose he have? There is no guaranty that he will win you know?

Anonymous said...

MICKY: continue to wait,in fact join in d registration u might win last girl standing,so the money will increase#dont ask me jare#na u sabi,ur choice

Anonymous said...

Tales by moonlight.how bout this"I don't want the most expensive ring I want the most expensive love which cannot be bought.he should go ahead n marry u .it aunt stop GUS from calling him n if he lives u guys would hv a better life.if he doesn't,u would stil hv eachoda.it mustn't b GUS.dats not n would never be a reason not to marry.

Unknown said...

He's obviously a mentallo. .u urself u av little or zero level of intelligence, dis is the most absurd thing iv ever heard in my life..For even bringing dis to the public u should b detained in a psycha home..imbecile

Chidimma said...

Babes be open minded and get down on ur knees and pray

Unknown said...

He's obviously a mentallo. .u urself u av little or zero level of intelligence, dis is the most absurd thing iv ever heard in my life..For even bringing dis to the public u should b detained in a psycha home..imbecile

Anonymous said...

faith does it all nd if he doesnt win accept your fate.....have patience dear he wil win.....based on belief...#b.o.b.

Unknown said...

He's obviously a mentallo. .u urself u av little or zero level of intelligence, dis is the most absurd thing iv ever heard in my life..For even bringing dis to the public u should b detained in a psycha home..imbecile

Anonymous said...

keep waiting ....nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Hian, after this try, please move on. If he's testing you, u'r testing him too. My opinion.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't he have a job? There's no guarantee that he's gon' win. The question is; are u willing to reside with him in a 1-room apartment?

Anonymous said...

keep on waiting time ear. When he wil win he wil say you are already old for him to marry

Unknown said...

LOOOL. U better move.

Unknown said...

Like seriously how old is your man? So until he wins gulder ultimate before u guys get married, can't he do something else with his hands, ur bf just want fast money, and I kinda pity u sha cos u also sound childish. .anyway ur post made me LOL...goodluck

Anonymous said...

Too bad #bright bravo#

Dauda Aliu said...

Girl, you are wasting your life away. That lazy boyfriend of yours. He wants to win GUS, and yet he knows no what it takes to win. He will continue to apply till he gets tired and remain single like forever since that's what he hold on his marriage to. Yeye dey smell. Some guys just wanna....gush. There's no point waiting to apply and win GUS. He should just go ahead and collect the money from the organizers. OLE OSHI.

David (dave_gino)

Unknown said...

My dear, run for your life, forget him, he is not ready to get married. He should for big brother lol. I think he is jobless cos a good man in his right senses will not have this kind of thinking. If I were you, I will dump him like a trash.

Anonymous said...

Ehn let him try dis one again but if it doesn't wrk out dis tym,babe u hv to do sumfin oo.let him know u can't wait any longer and u're not bent on wearing a vry expensive ring.moreova becos his frend tried and he won doesn't mean d same thing will happen to him;let him wise up oo

Anonymous said...

Chaiiiiii, are u patience jonathan,s friend, u guyz reason alike........

Bestman said...

All I can do is laugh..
Hehehehehehehehe
Goodluck to d guy...when in win..all I want is 100k....

Mr Talker said...

Complete B.S...gurl move on pls...Godbless u

BRIGHTINO said...

Lol. Get rich or die trying season 1. Lwkmd

Anonymous said...

Lols funny story. Opeyemi@gmail.com

Remyne05 said...

@ poster, Doesn't he work? Why must he wait for GUS to make things happen? So if someone killed or stole to make N20m, he will do same to also become rich? Tell him to go get a life before he sees some1 who used his girlfriend for rituals.

Anonymous said...

My Dear! U had beta move fast cs he sounds so unserious

SVC said...

Just pray for hım so he can Wın it this tıme and if he doesn't my frıend büy Adidas shoe u know what ı mean #RUN#

Anonymous said...

O ga ooooo....so after marriage una go find another competition to register for b4 u start family...lol...babe tell ur guy to get a freaking job...

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm u better be wise gal

TBELLZ said...

Did u say the best ring money can buy? How much do u think that costs? Its better he gets you something not too expensive. Plus weddings are so so expensive these days so its best you beg him to look for a job and stop waiting for ultimate search cos the odds of winning are almost infinitesimal

Anonymous said...

Have faith n pray 4 him
Nothing is impossible

chidinma said...

Funny,GUS una don cus wahala,so had it bin dere was ntin like GUS he wouldn't go luk for smetin to do dat ll fetch him money,his nt yet ready to marry noni

Anonymous said...

Babes...nigga might be a good lover like you said but definitely NOT ambitious and has weak plans...btw who said married men can't go for Gulder ultimate search

Amarachukwu. said...

Just give this last chance,doesn't he have a job?y depending on GUS?may God help him to achieve his dream sha.

Anonymous said...

Lol.... Writer, you're wasting ur time.

Unknown said...


You wanna get married to a man thats apparently not workin and living in a 1bedroom apartment and hes hustlin for money and you're complainin
Biko if better be prayin he wins
Ode

Unknown said...

There you have a man who is tying his destiny with a reality TV show, and you are asking for people's opinions?.

Anonymous said...

yinmu...fiction

Anonymous said...

Linda choiii,you've just make my day with this post...i'm rolling on the floor kai some pple can be funny in this world..anyway my dia just put another man by the corner and be waiting for your Joseph the dreamer...who knws but let this GUS be the last one ooo,do not wait any longer aftr this GUS..thank u

DoroMega said...

Be patient with him, he just might win this time around. If he doesnt, pour a bucket of ice cold water on him and tell him to wake up from his slumber...

Have You Visited DoroMega.com

Unknown said...

Some pple Says love knows best buh in this case I'll say the girl shld follow her heart because she's the one who's gonna be married her to d guy so if u love him and u knw he loves u too u can wait 4 him to be d winner and support him with prayers too so the wining can be fast cos wah if he doesn't win this agn wll u continue waiting #my dear mk ur decision fast#

Anonymous said...

Believe your mother. I'll stand for love anyday as long as he's a good man not a chauvinist or a cheat or a liar :D Cheers 2 real men Love is patient and kind ----C21

Unknown said...

Omo you beta find ur way and look for somebody else cos he might not win the GUS for at least 5 yrs to come...... Olodo

Unknown said...

Rotflmao!!!!...Linda Ikeji, your readers are one of a kind!

Anonymous said...

Linda so what are you saying? All these your dear LIBers are stories ehn?

Esther said...

Hmmm eriously I don't knw wat advice to give. But to me u guys could jst do a court wedding while he see if he could get into GUS&win. Cgestheruko@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

U just ave to wait for him,bcos d devil d@ u knw is beta dan d angel u dnt knw.............says by SUREBOI

mystique said...

of course we know the story is sponsored.. we know you don't know how to write. you just copy from somewhere and paste.

Solary said...

I think u shd marry him, honestly, I tink he loves u, bt u need to ask him, if he does nt win 4 10ys, will he wnt u in d 11th year he wins? Age is nt on ur syd, n a woman I lyk a flower dt blooms n then withers away. U jst need to make him c dt he gives u all d joy u desire n nt money

Unknown said...

DOES HE NOT AV ANODA MEANS OF LIVELIHOOD? HIS HE JUST WAITING TO WIN IN GUS?

U KNOW HIM BETA OOOOO... IF U TINK ITS D TEST OF LOVE, DEN ENDURE BUT IF NOT, U KOW WAT TO DO
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Moye B

Anonymous said...

Funny chick dating extremely funny dude.

Unknown said...

Lols..wait, asides d GUS doesn't he work? Keep waiting o till dem no go dey do GUS again na

Anonymous said...

So he couldn't even swim and he decided to register!!! Who doesn't know swimming is an essential criteria for the selection process??? Nawa!

Unknown said...

This iz really confusing. My dear all I can say is follow ur hrt nd do watever makes u happy

post paid said...

na wo o! dis one is SERIOUS..

Unknown said...

Be patient with him,darlin. Let him go for dis one. If he dosnt win,sit him down nd discuss oda possible ways of making money(like startin sumtn), and if he wins,goood. Support him fully in dis one,all d way!..... Ignore friends,@d end,ur d1 hu gets d reward or purnishment in d rlationship ALONE.
****Yeancah***

Unknown said...

If another is ready to marry u my sister marry am

Anonymous said...

Na only you go walks come

PRETTY GIRL said...

Wait for him dear, he'll win GUS in 2050 ! And by then your mates will be talking about their grandchildren...Women like you are the reason why guys think all women have fish brain#ORIGINAL MUMU NA EM YOU BE

Anonymous said...

Only you go walka come

G£J 3RD B0RN said...

Girlie Take a chill pill. He's qonna win. Laff wan finish oooo

Anonymous said...

lol ..... ha ha ha ha ha... lmao ... ho ho ha ha ha... lwkmd it sounds like a naija comedy nollywood movie starring mr ibu,osuofia and co

Anonymous said...

thank God he can now swim.... but can he run? in case he fails the running test, encourage him to train harder .. so he will try again next year

Unknown said...

Girl, I say wake up from ur slumber and get a life! Just Imagine!!! And ur guy is living in self deception. In fact, both of u reason like kids! Better tell him to make himself useful and stop wasting his time waiting on GUS to be somebody. I can't believe that people with such shallow mentality is exist. Ewwwwww.........

Unknown said...

NA WAH O. WHY IS THIS GUY COMPARING HIS DESTINY WT HIS FRIENDs. Hmmmm

Anonymous said...

but your mom sef ehn... if it were my mom she would have disowned my sis for dating such a guy.. isn't he working? if he has that much energy why not put it to good use that will produce money instead of dreaming of something that may never happen

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha dis post is very funny cnt stop laughing.is dis real?well kip waitn for him till he wins na bt ask him wat if he doesn't win after 6yrs of trying Lol

Daisy said...

My dear, I have to tell u dat u are a fool. It is only a fool dat have not gone through the four wards of university dat will behave like u did. Let me tell u even if he goes to GUS again. He will not win.
And if u wait for him to win then he will not marry u if he wins, dat is when he will c other beautiful ladies and you will not be attractive to him. Better grow up, woman's time passes day by day.
U are only permitted to wait if you don't have any body around you, if not go and forget abt dat guy who don't even love you.
Instead of him looking for a better work to do he is wait for GUS to give him money. Infact dat guy has no future, he is waste better forget about him.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! U re on a very loooooooooong thing.the guy is a joker nw.Leave him and look somewhere else abeg!Gulder ultimate ko!Star Ultimate ni!

Jenny said...

Lol,na real wa. J.ofenor@gmail.com

Jenny said...

Lol,na real wa. J.ofenor@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

no waste ur Tim o

Anonymous said...

U get sense so

Anonymous said...

Chaii linda dun catch us again with GUS advert....iLuv dis chic #linda cm n pay my groom price#

Lady kim kim said...

If u wait for him n he did nt win,one of his friends may advice him to go for BBA...yes he may loves u bt I think he loves money and d flashy tins more.it's nt abt d ring he wanted to get u bt he wants to live lyk dat his friend,he wants to b in his clique n u will b the one to suffer for it cos he can go into businesses dat will eventually yield sumtin...he is in 1 room bt feel GUS is his breakthrough.u both will just waste ur tym.he is acting desperate

Anonymous said...

Ode!

Goodluck Jay

Anonymous said...

Hahaha funny but he has a point.. Personally I will find my way out if that's he is excuse...he is greedy and jealous
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Addyogiri.blogspot.com said...

Hmmmmmm wahala plenty no be small

LEEZ said...

Loool! What won't I hear?? Girl start praying asap!

Lacey Love said...

O jare, just de wait. The money go dey increase every year so if them no take am, make e dey try and you, just chewing gum yourself there. Maybe in 50 years time e fit win come buy correct ring for you. Na only him go fit visit siberia be dt.

Unknown said...

Vission 2020 and I hope u will wait till then

sparklingeyez said...

lol
wat an excuse is this verbal reasoning or wat for a grown u ass man.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha! But you people are wicked o. Telling her to dumb the guy. Is it not somebody that one before. If she leaves him now and he wins you people will say something else again. Abeg jor you've already done 3yrs, just tell yourself you've tried. After this finish!

Anonymous said...

Funny sha

Unknown said...

I beg come Marry me Joorr. I have been Looking for a good woman to marry.

Anonymous said...

funny Shit better pray for him to win a lottery instead of this gulder ultimate shit...better ways to make money tho!!! guess he isn't a MAN Now..still folo ur heart and use ya brain guess he's still d only 1 gettin ya ass F**ked..buh 3yrs now.very weak BF u have got dere!!

Tolu said...

Damn! Was searching frantically for the like button to ur comment sweetie. A thousand nd mre thumbs up to ur reasoning... u said it all! No mre, no less.
Miss "ask libers", please run far frm this dude. I beg u!

linda's maid of honour said...

Odiegwu, better move on.

Unknown said...

better be a joke

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