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Thursday, 1 May 2014

Dear LIB Readers: What should I do about this my mad, crazy, stupid wife?

Another hilarious Dear LIB. My goodness! Are these stories for real? Lol. Please read below..
Dear people of this great blog please I need your help. I'm tired of my life. Please if I die, someone should arrest my wife. Please I beg you. This woman is crazy, mad, stupid in fact it will never be well with all you Nigerian women that don't let your husbands rest in the house.
Linda my dear, I'm a 48year old man, my wife is 39 that's if it's her really age because I dont trust her. We have been married for 16years and we have 4 lovely boys. And every day its one problem or the other. I don't beat my wife o, we fight physically. We wrestle like our lives depended on it. other women allow their husbands beat them and after wards still go and apologize to their husbands but my wife will fight me like a man.  
Linda, I cheat, most married men in Lekki do, in fact in Nigeria we all cheat. I used to have many girlfriends until I met this young girl. Very beautiful girl. We've been dating for 6 months now. Yes I rented and furnished an apartment for her, that's where I relax when my mad wife attacks me in the house.
Just last week I don't know how this crazy woman got the address where my gf lives and went to beat her. Not only that she and her useless sisters, old hags that will not stay in their husbands house, put pepper in the innocent girl's vagina. Please is that fair, please help me judge.

I went home angrily and before I even confronted her she attacked me, held my balls. This is a mother of 4. I'm not even her mate. God, you women are devils and it will not be well with you.

Question is, is it time to divorce this woman. She might not let me see my boys if I did that. Please what's the solution. I love my girlfriend too much that I want to marry her and she's willing to be my wife. I'm just scared of losing my boys. 

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Anonymous said...

wot a very useless story --teebee--

Chiamaka Amadi said...

Abeg! what is all this rubbish advice? everyone in the issue is at fault..the only way this shit can be resolved is if his wife divorces him and takes their kids with her cause those poor children should not have to live in Fuji House Of Commotion. then he can marry his skanky girlfriend and live happily ever after till she leaves him for a newer,richer model. God will punish him and everyone will be happy.

Chiamaka Amadi said...

Abeg!What are all these rubbish comments about the devil? Everyone is at fault in this issue... the only way this can be resolved is if his wife divorces him and takes their kids away from this dickhead cause this kids do not deserve to grow up in Fuji House of Commotion! And then he can marry his skanky girlfriend until she leaves him for a younger, richer model. But God will still punish him and everyone will be happy.

Anonymous said...

hilarious, she grabbed ur balls abi and put pepper in ur babes teketeke? you never see anyth...

Anonymous said...

Haba don be like him now y insulting other men including ur father

Unknown said...

your life depends on this, is either you choose to be with your boys and die quick of you leave them for future purpose and marry your girl friend and start a wonderful new life,....choose man

Anonymous said...

The man is a useless man. God will punish him

Aby said...

Hear stupid talk from an eccentric man: " i dont beat my wife but we wrestle" and "other women allow their husband to beat them and they go back to apologize" as if she's just to stand like a log of wood until you kill her with your beatings.

You want people to advise you yet you're causing women. have you forgotten that most of the people that comment here are women?

You are such a he-goat that can sleep with facttually everything in skirt, even a chicken dressed up in skirt. you cant justify your wayward nature by saying all men are sleeping around. and if they are, where is your own moral sir?

Judging from your explanation, its is confirmed that you're nothing but a useless husband. I dont judge base on one sided story but yours is a confirmation of a wife killer who needs to be arrested immediately.

MY TURN said...

ELKANAH BUYENGUM IS THAT YOU... NUMBER ONE CHEAT ON THE ISLAND

Anonymous said...

...and he decided to ask Linda for Help. Really...this is a joke I swear

Anonymous said...

Oloriburuku somebody

Anonymous said...

SOMETIMES, the large age gap is a disaster. A 23 yr old marrying a 32 yr old man back then. He knew what he was doing from the beginning. He wanted to marry a female he could control while gallivanting the streets hence why hes stating that hes not her mate. Mr bastard, as I am presently fasting, there is no curse I will curse you wey no go catch you! Honestly, your wife no try. Wahlai, she suppose use heavy duty rubber glove take time pour acid for your girlfriend vagina. For life, she go remember not to mess with another womans husband or better still, dip your penis into acid. Afterall she does not need you again. You men that cheat, including you mr oloriburuku, have you thought about what it would be like if you brought an std home to your wife?!?! In fact, turn the tables around, with all the condom use a woman can ensure a man to use while having an affair, std's are still contracted. How would you feel if she brought you home an incurable std??? Std wey done mature for your system..so teeeyyyyy, you no fi use medication cure am?
You shouldve been used as a period! Your mother should have gotten rid of you with postinor. If your own mother and father still dey alive, e no go better for them for how you dey treat another person pikin.

Anonymous said...

Stupid foolish man. It will not be well with u and every other similar idiot

Anonymous said...

U are now calling him "sir" already cos u read he rented n furnished house. But if it were ur fellow female u will open ur gutter to call her asewo. Sharrrrraaaap ur mouth n quit writing nonsense with those ur epileptic fingers. Isi monkey

Anonymous said...

U are blessed jare

Anonymous said...

Ewu gambia

Sylvonce said...

Another tales by moonlight..Akuko Ifo. Idiots posing around as husbands..ndi ala

Unknown said...

First of all Christ wouldnt judge you to condemnation, but he'll criticise you. Turn away from the girl u r with, ask for forgiveness from your wife and leave in peace with your family, God will hold u responsible for your family's destruction. Man up and walk with God, he'll see you through, Amen.

Unknown said...

Christ will not judge u to condemnation, he'll criticise u and ask u to leave your girlfriend. He will also tell you to ask for forgiveness 4rm ur wife and live peacefully with her. You are responsible for ur family's salvation so be responsible. Nothing in life is ever easy,divorce is easy & thats not a manly option. Man up and Walk with God, he'll see u thru, Amen.

princess dee said...

From ur utterances,i can see where u re coming from.You need to be mindful of what comes out of ur mouth and also stop cursing all women.Bible says"Even a fool is considered wise when he keeps silent,discerning when he seals his lips"Prov 17:28.
If u don't want ur wife to be crazy,u must be the change.If u can stop cheating on her,i'm sure there will be peace in the house.If u sow love,u 'll surely reap it.

Anonymous said...

Loooooolllllll.... Everybody calm down.. This is a fake story

Desiree said...

Oh really? "Innocent girl"? I laugh. A young girl who's having an affair with a married man is NOT innocent. D man's case is talk for another day

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Wayray jam wayray Tinz, This man is proper ASHEWO!! Plus the young geh sef! later they will be looking for husband. Guy just be contend with wat you have,either wayray or disabled

Anonymous said...

Mr Man l mustt first of all Let you know that you have failed in ur marital responsibilty as a husband ,u have also broken ur marital vows as a married man.ln fact, u are not even a husband material.You only put a woman in the house but you were not married to her inlove.Now tell me, what is the probability that if u succeed in marrying this beautiful young girl of yours that after some years, you will not treat her the same way you have treated your wife of 16 years and mother of your 4 children? Only a senseless girl will agree to marry u under this circumstance.Grow up Man ,because marrying your girlfriend will not be a solution to ur marital problem.l believe ur wife was not a devil when u married her,u made her become who she is now because of ur excessive cheating.lf u have a concience,put ur self in her shoes and see how it hurts.Heartless Man

Unknown said...

I bet just 1 year from now, you will call this your girlfriend d same very names u r calling ur wife now. Useless and irresponsible man.

Unknown said...

I bet just 1 year from now, you will call this your girlfriend d same very names u r calling ur wife now. Useless and irresponsible man.

Ndyyy5 said...

God bless that your wife, na correct wife. she no need to beg for strength God has given it to her already.


Abeg let her increase the beating so that common sense go enter your head. yeye Man!

Thank God you did not lie it shows your wife's head is very strong.

If you leave her, beginning of another trouble for you.

Unknown said...

Triple Divorce her biko.....

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