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Monday, 9 March 2015

Any lady looking for Clitoral massage? Lol

Check out this advert of a male escort and his services making the rounds on Nigerian twitter. Some ladies said the number isn't going through. Yes, they tried calling. Lol. But I've censored it now...

114 comments:

Davido's driver said...

People are busy been jobless.. lindaobserve

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okpemu! Lol

Unknown said...

lol! my side chic need am...



#GodblessNigeria

obiora said...

Any which way na way.

Unknown said...

So why are you shouwing us since you censored it

Unknown said...

Hehehehehhe! Nawa ooooo

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.


Lwkmdo. Lmfao. Nigerians no go kill me.
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^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

Anonymous said...

Y U HYD D NUMBER??TOMJERRYSWIT

Anonymous said...

Linda why is the Number censored now? I for call am Now Now. I have a few mp4 of serious clitoral Massage on My phone. At least if No man is coming I can always enjoy the pleasure myself

Unknown said...

Lolz naija every thing na market

Unknown said...

Bia Linda why u censor the number na! Nawa for u ooooo

Unknown said...

Imagine o
I thought I was only in other countries
This amusing and surprising sha!

Chioma Ijomah said...

LINDODO INTERNATIONAL !!!!!

Why scratch off the number na??

LOL!

Unknown said...

Seriously. There is nothing i wont see

Unknown said...

hahahahahahaha I cant stop laughing hahahaha how about shit whole massage

Bishop Dammy said...

Clitoral! Oh no! That's against all good morals... don't call please. john 10:10-11. @Bishop_Dammy

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol he's a young entrepreneur, ingenuity at work.
He needs to meet YOUWIN coordinators for a startup capital.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaooooo this can't be real abeg

Unknown said...

Lmao.....no comment....but why on earth did you censored the number a good citizen of massage is offering? Lol


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STARRY LARRY said...

Lord help your people

Anonymous said...

Linda this is exactly what you need. call am hehehehehe

Fadig said...

lol..@ happy ending massage

Anonymous said...

Why the censoring? It's an ad after all!

Tony said...

Linda i want to suck your clitoris pls 792EFA95

Unknown said...

Madam lin lin y na y did u censor d numba na I 4 try am ooooooo. Lol wetin we no go c shaaaaaa. Its alrty.

Unknown said...

Choi!!!!!!!! E go make sense oh!!! *tongue out*

Unknown said...

The number won't go thru as he's gotten a handful already.

Unknown said...

Who he help?

Unknown said...

Why did you blur the number na? LoL.

Unknown said...

Interesting...
Wht an advert. Hope they don't go any way and dis advert doesn't even see d day light. I bet sure no lady wil fall for dis.

AMIJEZ said...

Hahahahahaha,you go go fear massage. If you hear what happens in the massage room,even married pple are not left out.

Unknown said...

Why d'you cancel the number. Some people can be so daft!

Unknown said...

Hahaha, good job. Our ladies continue trying the number it will eventually go. Don't shy, you all need it

Unknown said...

Choi, wetin person no go see

Unknown said...

Badt Guy... I'll offer this services for Free..
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.NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

Anonymous said...

Oh well, he is only sending clitoral message not massage. Hehehe

Anonymous said...

Naija too much. They will kill somebody with laugh.
Please check out www.effiezy.com

Anonymous said...

Pls put the number back.

Bellsayzso said...

for real........

Unknown said...

man must chop
from clitoral massage e go enta bangin massage.welcome to nigeria

Anonymous said...

POC, A Masseur

Unknown said...

I also offer the same services, call me on 08189893292

LIB chairlady said...

People are funny... which one is clitoral massage bikonu? Dis is pure bagging. Thr is God ooo

prettiyz said...

All ye ladies r in trouble

Unknown said...

I also offer the same sevices call me on 08189893292

Unknown said...

Lmao! Happy ending massage!

Unknown said...

Robbers and 419ners at work! Invite them @ ur own risk. They will rob u blind.....lol



#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

Meet ur mum and gv her Clitoral massage

Plz do that urgent

Paul Ofou said...

Lindodo talk true you self follow call the number joor lol #tongueout

Idoma Carnival said...

no be only clitorial massage.

Ole ni ye

#Davidking

Unknown said...

Happy endiing gini?? Hehe

Anonymous said...

yes, please the number is not going. why cant they put 2 nos.
08028728818?

TripleC SDK BlogBoo said...

IkejiLinda I no say u follow Try D numba

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

Can u imagine??? Nothing person no go see lol....which one come be happy ending massage???

Unknown said...

Seen

Unknown said...

He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

He should first learn how to read and write biko. Linda take note!

Sassylicioux said...

Heheheheheheh! The hustle is real mehn

elo tasha said...

WTF

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Kponskii said...

Oh boi see wetin joblessness don cause.

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha i bliv dis will have customers cos i know women

Unknown said...

Lol ... Choi he got Customers already

Unknown said...

Good for them.


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Flora said...

'Clitoral or Happy Ending Massage at ur convenience 2 EASY ur stress'.... LWKMD...

Mma said...

OK Na,Linda y u clean d number?

Subomi said...

''.... to easy your stress'' lip sealed

Anonymous said...

Do they offer services to men

Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

ary said...

LOL, this is some sh*t! Seriously.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooo.... I will love to venture in this type of business though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

I know men dont have clitoris. But, would be nice to know if they work on what men have


Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

Unknown said...

Tf?!!!which kain?!!!*summersaults*

Unknown said...

People get time, Imagine they even tried the line.

Unknown said...

So some people have even started calling the number..Naija, I dey hail ooo ..

Unknown said...

LWKMD........Wetin person know see for dis 9ja..

APPLE said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Werey.

Jules said...

Some people have actually gone insane!

gidis said...

Linda u of all pple knws advert goes a long way in d successfulness of any bizness...it jes happens dis dude knws it n he z puttn it 2 gud use!!! Bt on d real tho dis z funny. Can't jes get ma self 2 stop smilin

Unknown said...

Pls which one be clitorial massage?

Anonymous said...

The kind of idiot that gives professional and qualified massage therapists a bad reputation.

Unknown said...

Linda,why did you scattet the phone number now?Thats uncalled for

Juleslouis said...

Lmao!

KING OF LIBERS said...

LMFAO. Orisirisi. Tha fuck!

Cheap idiot looking for cheap money.

But still on still sha, LIBERS LOVE AND HAIL THEIR KING.

Anonymous said...

Pls this is so stale!! I read it already from Lailasblog!

Unknown said...

Lolxxxx.... making money oooo jo time

Anonymous said...

Wow!
Desperation for survival or outright madness???


.....A better Nigeria I pray......

Unknown said...

Linda thank u for helping d guy advertise his business..... He has been longing to advertise it in LIB

TALLER said...

Weird

Unknown said...

ok Linda I was the first to comment here and You never post my comments why? You only post my comments when I sign in as anonymous you dey see me for your dreams? abi we dey fight?

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha!#happy ending,means u wil be dead nd wil join ur ancestors happily..idiots

Unknown said...

Hahahaha, i still dey laugh.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha!#happy ending,means u wil be dead nd wil join ur ancestors happily..idiots

Anonymous said...

Linda you don't have one so you're LUCKY...me I love big cliits

Unknown said...

This one na straight gateway to HIv/Aids. yeepa

Anonymous said...

This happens well in the UK.. Happy ending means you get to reach this level of orgasm. its a stress free massage where you let go completely ..

LADIES, beware of diseases sha... Lol

Unknown said...

Hehehhehehehhe lindodo u wee nt kill me

Unknown said...

Babe u need to work on ur English abeg

Anonymous said...

Linda no get clitoris na

Anonymous said...

Add me on here 53013B39.

Anonymous said...

Linda pls post my msg. Na beg I beg ooo. Single girls only add me on here 53013B39. Thanx

Anonymous said...

Linda pls can u help my niece,i want her to be a model

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Lmaooo..

Anonymous said...

Odiegwu

Anonymous said...

i offer same cal 07039826084

Innocentia Annie said...

Come to naija anything is business........ dulling na sin

Innocentia Annie said...

Come to naija anything is business........ dulling na sin

Anonymous said...

#smh - Mama War has just kicked GEJ out of office and if he doesn't Divorce her now she may send him to jail in the next couple of months.

7 more Governors to defect from PDP to APC. It's over and it has been since 17 was regarded more than 19 as per Mama War's request; amongst so many other atrocities.

SAI BUHARI

Anonymous said...

Hmmm

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 6:02 Wetin do her clitoris ?

Unknown said...

lol
joblessness




#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Unknown said...

Lol is this conversation really happening right now?. Linda ikeji it seems like your puna is a hot topic 😂😂..people have no chill

Anonymous said...

I wonder what his rates are?..lol

Anonymous said...

No, the actual working number is 08105342205- Big

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