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Saturday, 16 July 2016

"I want more than one round of sex"- Lagos housewife says

A housewife in Lagos state, Afusat Simpa, says she is tired of her 51 year old husband, Mohammed Simpa who cannot go beyond one round of sex. Speaking to The Sun, Afusat says her husband's inability to satisfy her sexually has caused them to have constant quarrels. According to her, she expects him to go three rounds whenever they have sex.

“I expect my husband to be able to take me to orgasm whenever I wish to make love to him. But no, that is not the case; instead he would stop at one round breathing as if he just climbed a mountain. It is unac­ceptable. But I understand his predicament,” she said.
The father of four attributed his partial impotency to an accident he sustained in 2003 while working at a pharmaceutical company some years ago. Ac­cording to him, he was injured above his pelvis and was operated upon. The operation from the injury he claimed affected his performance as a man.
“That day, I was on morning shift, to close work around 2pm. My supervisor, Wilson Oyedele, who was on afternoon shift that day de­layed me and asked me to work with the people on afternoon shift because there were few people working on afternoon shift”, he stated. I was told to work from 2pm and close by 5pm,” he contin­ued.
Adding:
"That day loading started around 5pm and the gate to the warehouse was faulty to the extent that we used plank to suspend it when we open and close it. I was in a hurry to go home because I did not inform my family that I would be com­ing back late from work. The boy offloading was too slow for my liking so I went to assist him, in the process I was hit by the bad gate. In a place of work when an employee gets injured, they compensate them , but they did not do that, I wrote a letter to management while I was work­ing there but my supervisor said that I am still working with them and I want them to com­pensate me. 
He told them to put my name in the retrenchment list in 2005. When I went back to work on the 20th of June, after four months they released the re­trenchment list and told me that my service was no longer needed, I went to meet them and they said that they wanted to reduce the number of staff.”
Simpa said effort to get the hospital remove the iron at­tached to his body has been futile since the hospital has not had any communication from Glaxosmithkline to commence treatment on him. Therefore, he resorted to taking painkillers and self-medication to survive while waiting for the company.
“I have been to hospital but they refused to treat me. Even the human resource officer that no longer works there told me that if I am not given a letter, I would not be treated. I even went to meet the doctor that op­erated on me at LUTH, but he told me to pay N5,000 before he would attend to me or recom­mend drugs that I would take. What I have been doing since then is to engage in one job or another then use the money to buy Ampiclox , Vitamin C, Pan­adol and pain relieving drugs to relieve the pains.”
Afusat says she takes solace in the fact that she has had all her children
“I take sol­ace in the fact that I already had four children before the inci­dent. If not so, I would not have taken it easy with him. How can a man not have strength to do more than one round. It is not good. If he finishes one round he would be looking for sleep to regain strength. Several times, I have com­plained, even got angry with him despite knowing what hap­pened to him. Before the ac­cident, he was agile and I was always praying that no woman should have sex with him be­cause he knows how to satisfy a woman. She says she has tried all she could to improve her husband’s condition. She has introduced him to local herb popularly called ‘Afato’
“As a man of peace, he would console me and plead with me that things will improve. I have tried to help him improve it. Sometimes I would buy him drinks or tell him not to work much, yet it would always re­solve to the same thing,” she stated

119 comments:

Wilheminna Moses said...

Chai! Nwanyi nkea bu ezigbo ike oghe! Bore hole, e fit swallow 10 pricks at a time

ONYX linda ikeji first son GODWIN said...

Buy a dildo,it's just 13k for 10 inches and 5 circumference

livingstone chibuike said...

Aaah ah pity him naa can't u see he is old..better stil use cucumba if u cnt help it..remb is for better for worst..

Uju Phil said...

Na waoh... It's well with our marriages! #SexMachine

Charles said...

This is why it is good to marry for love. If there is love in this marriage, she will not let this be an issue.She will really sympathize with the man but instead she chose to add to his pain.

Anonymous said...

Haba madam, after 4 children, the tin na food?

hrm paul ojeih said...

This is bull. Shit madam thunder fire dat ur wide insatiable pussey.bfor d accident he was a stud a better lover u even admit it.Now he has an accident dat affected his libido is it his fault insensitive traitor. This woman is. Not loyal.bitch it's for better for worse.The judge shouldd have talked sense to this oponu.(Libers I apologise for my language just got pissed)

freeborn bamislam suani zinalima said...

END TIME WONDERS.
this bitch must be sex machine so u need it more than ur husband hmmm?
SO U NEED AM 3 ROUNDS WHEN THE GUY DICK DON FALL like APC SCAM GOVERNMENT HUH?
THEY SHOULD MONITOR THIS BITCH SHE HAVE NIGGAS THAT ARE DOING IT MORE THAN HER HUSBAND.
HAUSA AND YORUBA BITCH WAITING DEY INSIDE UNA PUSSY?












#sad indeed

freeborn bamislam suani zinalima said...

END TIME WONDERS.
this bitch must be sex machine so u need it more than ur husband hmmm?
SO U NEED AM 3 ROUNDS WHEN THE GUY DICK DON FALL like APC SCAM GOVERNMENT HUH?
THEY SHOULD MONITOR THIS BITCH SHE HAVE NIGGAS THAT ARE DOING IT MORE THAN HER HUSBAND.
HAUSA AND YORUBA BITCH WAITING DEY INSIDE UNA PUSSY?












#sad indeed

Anonymous said...

He shud use 3 tablet of tramadol. 225 MG. He go fuck u tire lol

Debbie Chelsea said...

Easy madam just take it easy

uju oyemelonu said...

This woman should consider the circumstances and the predicament of the man naaa. Habba

flave said...

Dis woman should try nd understand dis man's predicament. She confirmed it dt her husband was very active before he had d accident. What if dis man dies in d process of trying to do a 2nd rounf.Sex is no a food dt if u dont eat you will die

STERN said...

Wow wow wow..wetin una want for this life abeg..Tomorrow another one will complain that the husband is asking you for too much sex..now look at this one crying for more sex.
If the innocent man start now na u go run oo. You should be happy he is even pitying u at this moment. No forget say na u start am sha cos the pressure u have mounted on that innocent man now will make him go look for those aboki people drink to fire you this night. You want more than one round sex right? no wahala but you must run

STERN said...

Wow wow wow..wetin una want for this life abeg..Tomorrow another one will complain that the husband is asking you for too much sex..now look at this one crying for more sex.
If the innocent man start now na u go run oo. You should be happy he is even pitying u at this moment. No forget say na u start am sha cos the pressure u have mounted on that innocent man now will make him go look for those aboki people drink to fire you this night. You want more than one round sex right? no wahala but you must not run

Emy said...

Madam Lagos housewife, so weting you want make we do, since u no you husband condition?

abraham abraham said...

Madness. This woman is so unwell

Vivian Reginalds said...

Hian
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Juliet Iwuno said...

So why bring it to SM??? Linda take note!

mercy mercy said...

I feel your pain but remember he was not born that way,he has been doing well before,

Olaaliu said...

Women๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•,,dey no dey ever tire๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•,,,na who them go kill dem dey fine๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Ohiren's Zone said...

With what i just read,the woman is not fit to be a wife.She has knowledge of what happened to her husband yet she came out openly to disgrace him;just too bad.

Anonymous said...

One round is enough unless you are dog.

Anonymous said...

Eeyaah! Madam take it easy oh, atleast he dey try before! Some youngmen are worst! I dump my BF of ten years weeks back becos he's so one rounded and still cheats with numerous girls nd never remorsed about it!

sholetoga said...

Glaxosmithkline should help this man so that he would be able to perform his responsibility. I don't understand why some company just abandon their staff in time of need.........The company should help this man out in whatever way they can. ASAP

christie benjamin said...

Is she a s** maniac? Why disgrace ur hubby like dis cuz of s**? Some women have got no shame! I'll advice the man to take ha ass to a s** therapy cuz they need it.

iyke edoka said...

Buy her a vibrator abet.. No go die bicos u wan please her t*t*

amarachi sandra said...

Such a pity..the woman as a wide should have understood better instead of making it an open matter

Jamila Shaibu said...

Oh oh! Not cool

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Yoruba women too like sex, is one round not enough?wt what d man just said pls have mercy on him b4 u kill him just for sex.mischief.

Daupdater said...

Even after 4 children, one round is not enough for you!!! O gaa ooo

Anonymous said...

Bad wife!why disgrace him knowing his predicament.foolish woman.go and borrow sense.

Anonymous said...

Please lib,am tired of life,please who can help me out,I really want to learn how to bake cake and small chops but don't even have the fund to do it,even if is to teach me i will appreciate this is my only last hope,I don't even have anyone to run to, please anyone who can help me out I will really appreciate.
Destinedchild23@gmail.com

ADeSeWa said...

na wa oo

Adalud said...

Anonymous 9:17 hahaha!

CEO Thoughts said...

This is an advert for other men to line up. Simple.

SEX

kween Bee said...

Hnmm!! Really don't know what to say... It's not the woman's fault for wanting what she wants, but then I think one round of sex should be enough when foreplay does the trick... They should engage more in foreplay so that the woman can be satisfied with one big hit.. Lol... Flaps eyelashes!!.... God abeg ooo!!!

kween Bee said...

Hnmm!! Really don't know what to say... It's not the woman's fault for wanting what she wants, but then I think one round of sex should be enough when foreplay does the trick... They should engage more in foreplay so that the woman can be satisfied with one big hit.. Lol... Flaps eyelashes!!.... God abeg ooo!!!

Kris Sliva Anyanwu said...

Women palaver

Genevieve Okoroigbo said...

Hehehehe! I reserve my comments.




says, Genevieve.

Anonymous said...

See How They Dealt With A Beauty Queen

ike manuel said...

Even without the accident the man had, 51years is not a joke! Woman respect yourself! Wtf?!

Na me talk am!

Long Live Lib!!!

livingstone chibuike said...

Pity him naaa na old man

LIB REP (ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ) said...

Madam Afusa at ur age...Na food???

Udoka Ekpei said...

Just imagine! Under dis present economic hardship and at her age her problem is sex. Even when she's quite aware of her husband's predicament she still doesn't want to understand. Wat does she want d man to do now. Does she want d man to die on top of her in a bid to satisfy her? She's indeed a bad wife. If she's too desperate for an orgasm let her insert firewood into her pu**y. Arrant nonsense!

Anonymous said...

In the first instance, I commiserate with Mr. Mohammed Simpa who is at the verge of losing his wife due to his inability to satisfy her sexually as she claimed. Now, if the story he narrated here actually happened, may I ask if he went to the media house to tell his story so that the world would hear how his company violated his human right, since he couldn't get to the level of letting the minister of labour know about this. Again, I ask, is there no 'Occupational Health and Safety' department in the company?? Of course I am sure its non-existing else the injury couldn't have happened in the first place. I believe that Glasosmithkline pharmaceutical is a renowned international company, spanning across the globe. It will be calous of them if there's no workplace injury benefit/compensation put in place for her staff irrespective of the level of whoever falls victim of injury while at work especially in Nigeria because I am sure they know the implications of not doing such in their companies abroad (Western world).
Regrettably, it seems this company takes advantage of the ignorance of these workers which is unheard of. And to say this staff was now layed off due to his predicament is another nightmare. Could this GSK company kindly compensate this man adequately and not infringe on his "human right any further"!
As for the wife, you should take it easy on your husband. Better still, go with him to seek for help from a specialist.

Anonymous said...

young Nigerian man breaks the Internet by sharing photos of all the women he has slept with (Must-see)

Anonymous said...

young Nigerian man breaks the Internet by sharing photos of all the women he has slept with (Must-see)

Anonymous said...

In the first instance, I commiserate with Mr. Mohammed Simpa who is at the verge of losing his wife due to his inability to satisfy her sexually as she claimed. Now, if the story he narrated here actually happened, may I ask if he went to the media house to tell his story so that the world would hear how his company violated his human right, since he couldn't get to the level of letting the minister of labour know about this. Again, I ask, is there no 'Occupational Health and Safety' department in the company?? Of course I am sure its non-existing else the injury couldn't have happened in the first place. I believe that GlaxoSmithKline pharmaceutical is a renowned international company, spanning across the globe. It will be calous of them if there's no workplace injury benefit/compensation put in place for her staff irrespective of the level of whoever falls victim of injury while at work especially in Nigeria because I am sure they know the implications of not doing such in their companies abroad (Western world).
Regrettably, it seems this company takes advantage of the ignorance of these workers which is unheard of. And to say this staff was now layed off due to his predicament is another nightmare. Could this GSK company kindly compensate this man adequately and not infringe on his "human right any further"!
As for the wife, you should take it easy on your husband. Better still, go with him to seek for help from a specialist.

JOHN MILES said...

She is a Dog

Anonymous said...

Shameless woman

okechukwu nnoduechi said...

HAHAHAHA OKAY NA









AUNTY LINDA ๐Ÿ‘ฉ

Anonymous said...

Women ....haba even after the injury???

Anonymous said...

*omg* He's had a piece of iron inside him for 11yrs?

Can someone please look into this situation for the man?? He was injured on the job and wasn't treated, compensated, and then he was fired?? Since 2005 too?!?!???




***Lush

Anonymous said...

The issue here isn't how many rounds the man can go but the retrenchment by GlaxoSmithKline without competition for injury sustained on duty. The necessary agency should take up their plight and enforce GlaxoSmithKline to treat and compensate the family.

pam eucharia said...

Right now if i'm asked 2 choose between s3x & money,nost definitely it will be money..wonder d madness about s3x..hopefully d children will not read cos it's enough embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

It is just a strategy to get gsk to pay up.

Anonymous said...


This happened in Abuja, Sales boy & girl Caught on camera having hot sex (download)

Anonymous said...


This happened in Abuja, Sales boy & girl Caught on camera having hot sex (download)

A*B Nice said...

Abeg ao u take know d price?

Frank okoh said...

That woman doesn't deserve to be a wife. disgracing your husband before the public is a total high-handedness, it a shame that you brought your family to the World. do you think you can get help if I may ask. your as nothing but sex maniac. get lost

Anonymous said...

This woman na dog

Frank Okoh said...

That woman doesn't deserve to be a wife. disgracing your husband before the public is a total high-handedness, it a shame that you brought your family to the World. do you think you can get help if I may ask. your as nothing but sex maniac. get lost

Frank Okoh said...

That woman doesn't deserve to be a wife. disgracing your husband before the public is a total high-handedness, it a shame that you brought your family to the World. do you think you can get help if I may ask. your as nothing but sex maniac. get lost

Jessica Smok said...

In this condition we are facing here in 9ja na sex be ur problem, madam I don't think u are ok, u even knw ur husband predicament and age(51) u still want him to bang u like before, woman u are wicked instead of u to work hard and help with cash to treat himself as d company don't want to compensate him, u allow him to go suffer do small job get small money buy those medicine he mention above u expect him to deposit all in u Hw do u want him to get up for another day job to get money fo u and ur four children up keep? pls don't kill the man oooo..... if u too get horny rob pepper pr aboniki bam....rubbish

starshine said...

Hehehe the things we see this days. Can you imagine

Anonymous said...

Some people no longer keep things as a secret, in fact I can't fathom the high-handedness of this so whore that called herself a wife. she need to pray and ask for Mercy of God. And apologise to her husband for such a public disgrace she has caused to the family.

Anonymous said...

ONYX knows how much a dildo PENIS is sold and the inch? Yet he says he isn't GAY??? TUFIA KWA

Maureen Mordi said...

Olosho woman go n buy cucumber

chinelo okafor said...

Kikikikikiki, LWKMD! This guy na character o

akunna veritas said...

Woman pls pity ur husband be loves u ad cos he wants to put food in ur mouth he had dat accident please dis should nt be a public issue

Jay said...

Abeg tramadol is very deadly, do not even try it

Jay said...

Abeg tramadol is very deadly, do not even try it

Anonymous said...

She is a raving Nympho

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

3 Rounds, cos u never jam person wei fit go 1hr doing just one round? No body go tell u to run

Anonymous said...

Hmm guy na wow o am sure u stick dat in ur ass..would love my dick instead to ne on ur ass

chidinma doris said...

Dis woman is very insensitive,u shud be a help meet to ur husband,a source of encouragement,pray 4 him nd get help ASAP. As 4 glaxosmiith,u guys r very hrtless,if dis story is true. Get well soon sir!

chidinma doris said...

LIB addict,1st time commenting tho. Glaxosmith,u guys should do somethin fast,its 11 yars past.

valushi said...

Hope this doesn't kill the man. Adding salt to injury. Woman there is God o.

Anonymous said...

Pls Can someone Pls help this man get his compensation from glaxosmith or wateva.

dee boi said...

U dis pikin... dee

dee boi said...

Dis is what they call "na prick go kill u" aladopa... dee

Anonymous said...

Lest I forget. Mr. Simpa should meet a certified Lawyer in Nigeria who could probably guide him on how to get his rightful benefits from GSK, else HE SHOULD SUE THE COMPANY!

Asoge Atelier said...

How u take know!

francis Konyeme said...

Foolish woman

Anonymous said...

Always on off point.

Seun said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

The woman needs to undergo fgm procedure before she fucks a dog.

Anonymous said...

I really don't think put up their pictures is right.

Lizzy Joseph said...

Well said..she's a wicked woman

Ebby Morah said...

The summary of this sentence is that GSK company should do the needful to the man.

I MUST WIN LINDA GIVEAWAY said...

@anon u re smart ...its not abt the sex pple its to let pple knw that they weren't paid for damages but na Naija so nothing can be done if na abroad now oyibo lawyer would take up the case but here who cares

Anonymous said...

The company should help the man na.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why people don't know their rights.it is your fundamental right for you or your beneficiary to benefit for the group life insurance/workmen compensation/ Group personal accident insurance.

FG has made it compulsory that any company with above 4 members of staff (employees) must have especially Grouplife insurance for everyone to a tune of 3times your emolument.I see no reason why this is effective.

It is your right to confirm from your HR if any of this policy is active .it is also your right to report your company if this policy is not active. You don't have to give your name just your company name is needed and full investigation will be done

Abiola ADESOYE said...

I think this is not abt their marriage, they needed an avenue to share what happened to d man, mayb the company will bcos of the public do the right thing, which I think it's cool. Why will a company use a worker & dump him like a rag? It's unfair

Anonymous said...

I wonder the job of PENCOM.

Thomas Bryan said...

Oga,take 1 tablet of Anafralyn and follow up with plastic origin 1 will be enough and go ahead to fire down. U will combine 3 rounds to 1, then by the time you ask for the second rounds shey will run.

Anonymous said...

I think a pro-bono lawyer should step in and take the case up against Glaxosmithkline... They should keep to workers health standards.

The woman tho*... she is quite a nymphomaniac!!!

Abiola ADESOYE said...

I think this is not abt their marriage, they needed an avenue to share what happened to d man, mayb the company will bcos of the public do the right thing, which I think it's cool. Why will a company use a worker & dump him like a rag? It's unfair

Anonymous said...

GlaxoSmithKline! Which company is this? They can't try it in their country! I guess in Nigeria, anything goes! Meanwhile, madam has already gotten a man whore somewhere for herself! Shame on you woman! Shame! Shame! You have no decency to even cover your hubby a bit! Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

Shame on GlaxoSmithKline!!!!! Shame!!!!! Taking advantage of an innocent man! NLC ought to fight for this man! What rubbish! As for the wife, you are a disgrace to the women folk!

Proudly African said...

***Chai!๐Ÿ™Š Glaxosmithkline, THE THUNDER WEH GO FIRE UNA STILL DEY HV MEETING IN ASO ROCK. MAKE UNA WAIT! Too bad of ur company.

Melkstan said...

You see why i tell Y`ALL to be very careful, after 4 kids u still want to kill the innocent man with ur desire for sex. ppl should be very careful be very very carefullllllllllllll ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

Ur a good Man U hve said it all dts a very good thing to say

Anonymous said...

Linda approve my comment pls pls pls

APPLE said...

Hehehehe...

APPLE said...

This woman already has a side boo. Lol

Anonymous said...

What a calous and unreasonable woman called a wife! What nonsense? This is the husband that was injured and it affected his sexual state. This woman even confirmed his sexual prowess before his injury,do what else does she want? For all I care, she can go to hell after four children! I'm sure she's already sleeping with someone outside. What should shameful woman!!

Chidinma Igwe said...

God have mercyy

APPLE said...

Madam please be patient with your husband. This man should get a lawyer and fight that company .

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JEMBETE(KEY-POINT) said...

IF U DE SERIOUS WITH WHAT U SAY, JUST MAIL ME: WHISPERTOETETE@GMAIL.COM, NA ONLY 2 ROUND YOUR HUSBAND GO GIV YOU AND YOU GO TIRE

Daval8 said...

I hope a lawyer takes up a case against the company. How can a company not take responsibility like this. It is terrible
On a side note why is everyone insulting the wife's sex drive

Mitchelle M. said...

Lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ oh Freeborn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mitchelle M. said...

Lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ oh Freeborn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Gideon E said...

Madam u want ur husband 2 cut Gass ontop of ur Body in d name of satisfying u wit 3, na waoo, u no try at all mrs-3 3.

Anonymous said...

I felt so sorry for this family. If this man were to be abroad, he would have become a very rich man due to the accident sustained at work. Glaxosmith needs to he dealt with, the family needs a good injury lawyer to help make a claim from the company in order for this man to be properly treated. In this case, surgery would be necessary to correct the damage. Marriage and sex is an important factor between two married couples. I don't expect singles to comment here, wait till you get married, then you will fully understand what this woman is talking about. Poor woman!

Emmanuel Chinedu said...

am available o madam,as many as u want it ok.tanks

Anonymous said...

The woman never see man wey go handle her once and she will be begging that she's tired, not to talk of going 3 rounds. She never encounter some hot dudes, she no go even wish for 2nd round, I pray she survived the 1st round. Lol. She don make me remember what I forget now. Ohhhhh.

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