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Saturday, 23 June 2012

Woman inserts 66 wraps of narcotics in private part

Law enforcement agents and travellers were last week astonished when 66 wraps of narcotics, which tested positive to methamphetamine, were discovered in the private part of Mande Bala, 48, at the screening section  of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos on June 15, 2012.

The lady was promptly arrested by officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency shortly before she was due to board a Kenyan Airways flight to Nairobi.


The NDLEA Commander at the airport, Hamza Umar, confirmed the arrest. He said, “The quantity of drugs that Bala had inserted in her private part was so much that it affected her gait, drawing the attention of the NDLEA officials. No suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in the country. Usually, cases of insertion are not more than 300g. The discovery was shocking.”

CRIME DIGEST gathered that in all, the 66 wraps of methamphetamine expelled from Bala’s private part weighed 1kg.

Bala, who claimed to be a widow and mother of three, told CRIME DIGEST that she was pushed to trafficking in drugs in order to raise school fees for her children. She said, “I am a widow; my husband died in 2007. I have got three children to take care of.  I need N45,000 to pay some fees for my child and I also had to take care of my rent because I have a quit notice to leave my house in July. I was actually supposed to swallow the drugs but I was too scared to do so.

“I then decided on my own to hide them instead in my private parts because I was scared I would die if I ingested the drugs. I have heard such things happen. Although it was difficult for me to walk, I had to do my best because there is no one else to take care of my children.”

In his reaction, the chairman of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, described the incident as disturbing. “Apart from the quantity of drugs caught with her, her route is a new development in drug trafficking. Drug barons now adopt a relay approach to drug trafficking. They wanted to use her to take the drug to another African country before using an indigene of that country to take the drug to other continents, where the profit is higher. We are not oblivious of their moves and we are prepared to nip them in the bud,” he said.

According to the agency, no suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in her private part since the establishment of the NDLEA in 1989. The suspect, who is a graduate of accounting from a South-West university, lives at Ijoko in Ogun State and is a native of Lagos Island in Lagos State. She will be charged to court at the conclusion of investigations.

Culled from Punch

106 comments:

Lilspicer said...

Lmfaooo everyday dis people no dey learn der lesson @atll ooo dey keep misbehavin...NAIJA WE HAIL THEE(OMO-IWO)SAYS SO..VIA BLACKBERRYBOLD.5

Lilspicer said...

Lmfaooo everyday dis people no dey learn der lesson @atll ooo dey keep misbehavin...NAIJA WE HAIL THEE(OMO-IWO)SAYS SO..VIA BLACKBERRYBOLD.5

jamar said...

poor woman,pls the law should show mercy for the sake of her children,she wont do it again.pls,she is a widow and its not easy for her,pls we all make mistakes....i feel for her o.

Anonymous said...

They are always pushed,who will nau take care of the children.

Anonymous said...

WTF na so d thing deep #surpised#

@didipesty said...

Her la-la land must be as deep as a well.. She's not serious!! No b her mates dey do business? How has she been coping since her husband died??.. Her own don bend. Na judge u wan give all these stories to..smh

Amarachukwu said...

Now Linda what was that you said about OBO is OBO? you can see that some OBO pass OBO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kai, dis woman vjj must be real express road. Kola boof someone needs infubilation or wareva u say den do to tighten ur own.

Anonymous said...

Mistake? Cut us sme slack here pls! She knows wat d law says about drug traffickn...she went into it knowing d consequences. Am sure she's ready to face the law. Its pathetic tho...knowin ha helpless situatn buh a life time penalty isn't worth it

Eya Ayambem said...

I do feel sorry for her situation. That is like signing your death warrant. If those wraps had bursted in her private, she would be dead and what would have happened to those poor chidren?
Are some temptations more difficult to overcome than others?
Don't know what to say right now!

Chinedu said...

@anon 12:12
would u have said dis if she's ur mum??? And a widow??? #justasking

Anonymous said...

Wat do NDLEA do wt all ds drugs dey seize? Just asking...

Yetinde said...

God,d babe no dey at all......

Unknown said...

lwkmd, what are the children saying about her now? hahaha

Nd Nwakudu said...

NDLEA should get smarter. Crack down on the barons. they could have let her thru and followed her to her delivery point and arrest the receiver of the drugs. She is just a mere courier. I feel so sorry for her. Imagine what N45k and rent caused her to do. I cant hold back tears right now.

Anonymous said...

In this entire story the ones that are really suffering are her children! The father is dead, the mother arrested and the landlord has probably kicked them out of the house!!! Poor kids!

Dr. Okechukwu said...

Cant these people learn? The scanner can even see the food you ate. its called FULL BODY SCANNER!!! The heartless Barons choose gullible and desperate people. This woman doesn't look hardened.

MAXIMUS™ said...

Wow! Her vagina must be bubble-gum big just like Kimora's

Anonymous said...

My thoughts exactly !

deekay said...

Chei. I feel sad for her.

Anonymous said...

I bet she was suspected while having orgasm from all that stuff up her stuff

Anonymous said...

Maximus won't kill me. Was looking 4 ur comment boo. Hahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

WONU:So u advıcın drug traffıckın abı she wıll fınd a way of payın her chıldren's skool fees ın cell.lıl patıence everytın wıll be fıne she wat she as caused her chıldren. KMT

Anonymous said...

ROtFLAMO.

Anonymous said...

WONU:So u advıcın drug traffıckın abı she wıll fınd a way of payın her chıldren's skool fees ın cell.lıl patıence everytın wıll be fıne she wat she as caused her chıldren. KMT

Anonymous said...

Buhahahahahaha. Spot on. kimoras fani is big according to miss boof

Tunero!! said...

Lmao! This woman deserves an award! Infact she should be in the Guiness book of records. OMG! 1kg of cocaine in ur choot!! That is like carrying about 5 large balls of eba, give or take 1 ball' in ur downstream sector!! The street value of 1kg of coke is about £40,000 so that woman carried 10 million naira in her private bank, lol

Anonymous said...

Oh puhleez, is she d only widow in nigeria, haba bad as e be, God dey na! #noxcuse

Ammy said...

Hmmm.. Reali speechless, dis children wil b d ones τ̲̅ȍ swallow insults 4rm their peers!!!


Won't blame ha sha.. Money Ȋ̝̊̅§ reali evil!!

Anonymous said...

I knw it's nobodys' biz wat ppl choose 2 do wit deir private parts bt gudlawd! Dere shld b a limit to 2 ppl will insert in dere! I feel sorry 4 her tho esp her kids.

Anonymous said...

No maximus , Not big like Kimoras but big like Kim Kardashian's .

Depriceless said...

She obviously did not have to push drugs to fen for her children. I mean, there are charity organizations ready to help her.. BTW.. no one mentioned anything about the sponsors #justsaying

Anonymous said...

Abi o,wat do they do wiv d drugs,prolly sell it @ d black market,this is naija,and like wyclef said "anything can happen"..cyber rebel

Anonymous said...

Wow unfriggingbelievable. So what makes her possibly made up story different than any other "carriers" that Linda has featured on here. No tribal comments as well? you guys are just gullible

beebee said...

@ nedu ,abeg leve story! How sure are you dat her xcuse is true? ' Course she needs a sad story for them to tamper justice with mercy nao..Even if,dere are pipu who hawk,fry sweet potatoes/yam/plantain or sell eba /amala to send their children to skul.The fact dat we av many unemployed graduates doesn't justify d acts of those who choose to be armed robbers outta d lots ooo #jessaying

Anonymous said...

So sowi 4 her tho but she wil face d law cuz no excuze is gud enuf 4 d law!!!!! ZINA GH

McDreamy said...

Joor oo...Linda are u sure they said private part bcos a part that holds that amount of drugs has turn to public part....

Anonymous said...

Mobile warehouse if you ask me! Dayuu!!

Anonymous said...

WITH THE GRINDING POVERTY IN NIGERIA WHEREIN THE POWERS THAT BE ARE SQUANDERING AND LOOTING MONEY FROM THE NATION'S VAULTS...WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS POOR WOMAN TO DO??? IT IS EASY TO JUDGE WHEN YOU HAVEN'T TASTED BACK BREAKING POVERTY.....

Anonymous said...

the part is no longer private then

Anonymous said...

the part is no longer private then

Anonymous said...

9jadeltapikin... They all v ds same story D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tell NDLEA but they knw the law Ȋ̊§ against anybody wey carry drugs

Anonymous said...

Without having read the comments posted,whilst reading the article and the constant emphasis drawn to the large amount carried by this woman and the location of the 'product'i could only imagine the comments this would attract from LIB readers pinpointing the 'situation of the location'and Alas!i was not in the least disappointed!ds LIB commentators una no go kill person biko!

sparkle said...

eya! all i feel 4 her is pity,some peeps find themselves in hopeless situation they just want a way out. lord have mercy o!

Anonymous said...

Idiot!!!

Unknown said...

na waaoh! d babe pigin hole too much o.its not easy to make money at allllllllllllll. hahahah

ikechukwu said...

hahahahahah,naija

NUBIAN QUEEN™ said...

how big is her vagina???? *perplexed*

Anonymous said...

sorry

Anonymous said...

@Nedu,my mom wudnt do such nd she's a widow wit 4 kids.my dad died a month to delivry of her last child nd she was young.she did al sorts of job even used her car as taxi by herself.Dats no excuse! to v inserted 66wraps..dats gross,o po juu!!

Anonymous said...

Maximus u r obviously an idiot to abuse kimoras pp. have u ever had a baby naturally? u sound like an idiot with a small dick!! Mscheeewww. mad goatu r.

dave_gino said...

blackberry bold 10 nko. mtchheeewww. give me your pin anyway.

manny said...

hahahahahahah,naija babes una 4much,nothing do una.

NUBIAN QUEEN™ said...

it is Kenya Airways not Kenyan Airways

@lizzykoko said...

Haba but they are plenty other things she could have done,trade,sew,farm,marry again,clean 4 people even.for 45k this was to extrem.what if the stuff got lost in that HUGE vjj? The woman no try at all o.poor kids..BBB6

Anonymous said...

Lol maximus how do you know kimoras vjj size? K.boof told you right? Lols

Mr kelly said...

Her excuse for taking to crime doesn't hold water, there are lots of nigerians out there whoms predicament is far worse than her's but they engage in petty trading. This will serve as a deterant to the likes of her,imagine the lives those drugs would have ruin had it be successfully traffik, the only sympathy i feel is for her children.

Anonymous said...

Oh poor kids..plus poor Vjayjay

Anonymous said...

See wetin money they cause, amazing inserting 66 wraps in p.........y, habba, without considering the adverse health effect and also the future of her children.

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Anonymous said...

we just have so many fools in our country,should yu guys b discussin how her vagina is deep or not?y'all go better find something better doing instead of discussing about someone else.TI YIN WA LARA YIN

Anonymous said...

MAXIMUS, u always have something useless to say. Well pity story she's puting up dre, bt 4 u to insert 66wraps in dre,..u must b hardened....I just hope ur traffickers offered to pay handsomely.

Anonymous said...

Nawa oo..all for moneyd root of all evil*smh*

Anonymous said...

QF
its d children i pity,dey've bin thru a lot...seems lyk it has jst begun

Anonymous said...

'I did it bc am a widow' puulizz, save dt crap. My m um is a widow, she took to farmin n raised her children. Widowhood is nt a n xcuse.

Anonymous said...

You this dude you're really jobless! Why are you always the first to make a comment on linda ikejis blog?

47vids.com said...

Don't peeps read the news??, people always get caught!! yet they still do it. There is no excuse in this world to be a drug courier...smh...if you like blame devil, na ur own stupid decision o. Not saying am perfect but drugs is a no no..47vids.com don talk im own

Anonymous said...

So sad, imagine the desperation she must felt to risk all just for 45k! And 9ja social services, what do they even do sef? Poor kids, from frying pan to fire. May God watch over you

IAmhairs said...

mehn its just so disgusting.....i cnt imagine d pain she'ld have felt wen it was being inserted into her 'ponana'.....do we now call this forstration or what....its @iAmhairs on twitter....we follow back

Anonymous said...

so nigerians have started doing methamphetamine. nawa o. i tot it was only cocaine n marijuana. #okbye

Anonymous said...

Poverty in display & desperation to get rich quick.

Anonymous said...

And ask her to insert my penis which is not as BIG as the 66 wraps inside her PP she'd probably say am too BIG...But There you Go...

Kevin
UK.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:43pm ...Sorry to burst ur bubble hun, MAXIMUS is actually female. I feel embarasd 4 u

AfamDMan said...

Do I smell a personal BEEF for maximus? The word USELESS is a bit heavy don't you think?

AfamDMan said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lmao!

Furious said...

Did you just say, 'I don't know what to say right now?' you write all this long thing and you don't know what to say right now? Abegii. Who's fooling who?

Furious said...

keeping it for u. Ajuju uwa.

MAXIMUS™ said...

@Anon 1:07pm *cyber hug* :)

Furious said...

her punana na bermuda triangle

Anonymous said...

MAXIMUS IS TOTALLY RITE.

Anonymous said...

This is not a joking issue, all of u making jest of her,remember we re human,let's just pray the Lord's prayer, deliver us from evil and lead us not into temptation, that we escape some temptations remember its not by our own doing. My heart felt for her, if what she said is true, even though what she did is wrong, but that is a mother's heart. Don't compare her with your mother,we re different and each with his or her own destiny. Many have done worst, let's stop casting stone at others because we re not better than them don't laugh at others misfortune ,remember the parable of Jesus and the prostitute. It could be anyone .May God see her through and send a helper to the children .Amen.

Furious said...

kai, omo tunero. Na wa for u o! So tey u sabi street value.

Furious said...

askor, ibere. You for measure your own and add five inches and you get the size.

The depth? Bcos u go soon ask. Wrist level and aiming for the elbow for it to have taken 1kg of whatever.

Hope I have been of darling help to you. Thank you and don't mention it.

Furious said...

wetin be ur own sef? kimora dey give u bj? Which one concern agbero with load?

By d way Maximus can't possibly have a small dick. E b like say na tight vj. kola boof helped out. And should you be a female by d way be nice to Maximus and she'll let u in on hw urs cn be tight to help save your marriage.

KOFOSHY said...

LOL...y e dey pain u na??? @ Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Cry her a river...

mis t said...

Lmao ur very nutty. Hahahah. Calling on kola boof

PoLyMaT said...

@ anon,mayb---dats his JOB,so let d dude BE#--abi,na u dey feed am??--aproKO##--

Waka pass said...

Na die be dis o... Na im be say na to swim for ocean na im any prick wey reach that zone go dey do... Come o, how she for dey take piss sef? The thing for no disturb am? But na wa for this NDLEA job sef; na who come dey chook hand inside dey comot the thing? The other time na Baba Suwe shite...

Anonymous said...

OBO CRITICAL!!!! Before we hear of Ikebe Super...This one na Obo Super...Choi!!!! Who wan try this kind Obo?

Anonymous said...

What she loaded in her vj is crystal meth, not cocaine. Its street value is 1/2 the price of cocaine.

Anonymous said...

This is not poverty...it's just greed cus wz the money she used in buying those drugs and plane ticket she can start a good business,,,,I'm just saying my mind

Anonymous said...

This is not poverty as people maybe say...come to think of it....The money she used in buying those drugs with her plane ticket money is enough to start a good business in Nigheria...

Anonymous said...

De Myk says : And who told you Lilspicer is a guy? Any guy who is that jobless must be gay

Anonymous said...

This lilspicer, are u always this jobless, and why do you always av to put that 'omo iwo said so, via blackberry bold 5' like serzly? Thats some retarded shit

Anonymous said...

@maxımus,u re a she goat,only God knws ow publıc nd wıde ur pussy ıs,why makıng gest of d helpless woman,who knws wat ur moda dıd 2 fend 4 u,omokomo aburo were

Anonymous said...

All of u r low life,

Anonymous said...

@maxımus,ur Stupıdıty llnt always cease 2 amaze me,God knws ow wıde nd publıc ur pussy ıs,4 d fact dat she ıs a vıctım 2day dnt mean ur moda was abv temptatıon,so sure she dıd worse dats y ur mouth ıs full of shıt,get a lıfe

archiri said...

i feel u bro,smhw g guy hs bcome very popular @ list he brings humor 2 ds blog....via nitel phonebooth

ik said...

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Furious said...

Obviously, you are a male, a virgin and a naive. Go back to 'modern biology' or 'essential biology' and see where and how women pee. JJC.

Anonymous said...

I guess she tried to be a prostitute but her customers found her Vjay too deep for comfort..so she decided to put it to good use..

@afrosamurai411 said...

Wow, I feel absolutely awful...N45k!!! Lord people are suffering. What would happen to her children now? I feel so awful for her...poor woman...

Godspowerogono said...

is dis story real...my God

KIMA said...

D BITCH SUD HAV JOIN D PORN WORLD. SHE WUD HAV MET GUYS LIKE O.G WHO HAS A MONSTER COCK MEASURING 24 INCHES. DAT WUD HAV GIVEN HER EARTH SHAKING ORGASMS PLUS BIG MONEY AND NO NDLEA OFFICER WUD HAVE STICK HANDS IN HER PUSSY RUMMAGING FOR NARCOTICS.

geobaby~~~ said...

Haaaa!!!! Drugs inside Punaani??? cool title for nollywood production though

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