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Sunday, May 29, 2011

My Story: Sweet revenge - Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned

Written by a reader of this blog who wants to share her story with you all. Let me officially introduce this new segment to this blog. If you have any true life stories you want to share with the rest of us, either by revealing your identity or staying anonymous, just send me an e-mail with title - My Story.
Enjoy this one...

This is a painful story. But my revenge plan was successful, so I can talk about this.
I met a wonderful man in October, 2010. We hit it off straight away. I am divorced and so is he. We communicated everyday for a month (he traveled to London a day after we met and returned a month later). Throughout our communication we fell in love and were looking forward to a serious committed relationship.
He promised to even meet my parents and ask for my hand. Yes, we were planning to get married. He promised to buy a ring in London. I was elated. Happy to have found love again. Maybe it all happened too fast and was doomed to fail, but whilst it lasted it was more passion than I had experienced in my 5 year marriage.

He did meet my parents, but didn't ask for my hand as we had discussed.  He said he wanted to finalise purchasing the house we would live in after marriage. I agreed. On the day he was to leave again for London, we planned to go on our first real date. As we were about to leave, his best friend, a woman I had never met (but had heard about), walks in and says they (my man and her) have to go to see one aunty somewhere and that I should wait for them.  I said no. That my man and I had made previous plans, but to my utter shock, my man agreed with her and they both left me alone. I got into my car and drove home. I couldn't believe it. Looking back, her body language gave her away. She was in love with him. Later on my man confirmed that she had once wanted a romantic relationship with him and he had declined.

For a few days afterwards, I didn't take his calls. I felt that he should have told her he had plans with me and kept our date.  Anyway, she calls me and says there's nothing between them and that I should take his calls. So I gave him a second chance.  He arrives from London again and he calls her to get him lunch. I am right there and telling him to tell me what he would like, and I would get the lunch. He insists that this woman knows where he buys food, etc. But during the call, she tells him to buy her lunch. So we go together and buy lunch for him and this woman. I'm furious. I stomach it.  When we got to his family house, she came straight to the table to eat food my man and I had bought, I quickly opened her pack and started eating it. She got angry and started shouting. I didn't want to shout so I just left and that was the end of that relationship.

He made no effort to try to console me or get me back. I was hurt. I had believed all his promises. But he was just too weak to tell this "bestfriend" all the plans we made. I moved on with my life and tried to forget about him.

After ignoring his call for months, I answered one day. He made new promises, but I didn't fall for them.  He said he'd give me a gift and asked me to call him the next day. I did. He evaded all my calls, until the evening when this "bestfirend" answered and said he's not available. That was the last straw. I decided to teach him a lesson he'll never forget. I reckoned that if he wants to go around telling lies and deceiving women, I will show him that I can tell lies and deceieve.

So I went to the police station. I told them that he had stolen $2000 from my office. Three police men followed me to his house. He wasn't there. They called him and told him to report to the police station. The details are rib-cracking. I knew that the next day I would tell the police that the money had been found and that it was all a huge mix up. He now starts calling me. I don't answer. The police leave his house and I go home. 20 missed calls from him. I finally answer and say: "Listen to me very carefully, the next time you open you mouth and promise any woman marriage, gifts, etc, and then run away with your bestfriend without keeping your promises, you'll think twice. I want to show you that I too can tell lies and deceive people. I can cook up allegations which will take you years to prove your innocence from. Now apologise for all the pain you caused me."

He was in shock. He said he'll report me to the police for wasting police time. I told him to tell Obama. Now, I also dealt with the best friend. Sent her a text that some boys were going to give her the beating of her life. She must have been scared after the police incident. She was calling like mad. I didn't answer. I sent her another text telling her to TEXT back a heartfelt apology for her disrespect and inconsideration. She hasn't. Actually tempted to actually send the boys.

I dropped all the charges at the police station. He's a free man. But now he will think twice before he promises any woman, anything. I got me revenge. I slept like a baby for the first time in months.

-The End -

Wow, this story get as e bi...

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is utter nonsense

Anonymous said...

wowww!!!! dis is damn crazy...i neva want to mess with a woman like u..lol

Kemiismyrealname said...

In fact more than nonsense. Linda, I do not think, with this type of writing that your new segment will work.

Anonymous said...

Quite a childish revenge...
Com'on u can do better than that!

Anonymous said...

This writting is sickening! I just puked in my mouth! Right Linda, while i appreciate the fact that a segment like this makes sense, i think u should start screening stories before posting on your blog so as not to make it look like crap ! This write up makes no sense and the story line is a total fail! RUBBISH!

Anonymous said...

linda abeg when will you start uploading (front page) of Thisday style?

Dee dee said...

The revenge is as lame as the story.

Anonymous said...

This is so sad, this woman clearly has deep seated psychological issues. Her crazy irrational ways can not be justified and should not be encouraged

Anonymous said...

ok linda in as much as i agree this story is somehow dont screen stories...u never know what this might do to someone else...One of the reasons i like your blog is freedom to say what we want as it is,so stopping a story is going to ruin things.
And y'all shud just calm the eff down,yh yh the story doesnt make "much sense" but i'm sure there is more to what she felt that she would be able to write it down..the only part she explained well was how she dealt with the guy..i'm sure she was really heartbroken and that shit.
linda i'm really looking forward to more stories

Anonymous said...

dumb

Tola said...

If u tink dis story doesnt make sense am guessing u havent ever been scorned by a man.As much as i cant do what she did and wouldnt encourage anyone to do it, i say thumbs up to her for her courage. What she did is as irrational as what the guy did and if u tink a few hours scare is comparable to the emotional trauma of months dat he put her though ,u better tink again.Its childish but isnt dat wat revenge of any kind is about?I say thumbs up to her for a sweet revenge.That guy will surely tink twice b4 allowing his bestfriend voting rights in his relationship next time

Anonymous said...

Mtchewwwwwwwwwww.wasted my reading time.

Anonymous said...

Linda Pls u should start screnning your messages before you post, This one is Rubbish. Call police this and that. Its makes no sence. Abeg Jor

tayo said...

Revenge?!!!
I rest my case!!!

Anonymous said...

arrant nonsense, cockhead bullshit, dumb lame infact stupid story.. wasted ma precious time, shittt

Anonymous said...

This is the most stupid, true life story I have ever read. On top of it all, the crazy lady actually painted our Nigerian Police as mugus who will arrest anyone on a cock (pun intended) and bull story whilst they should be busy killing soldiers in Lagos? I guess the writer just wanted to try out her lack of skills in writing fiction. If indeed, this is a true story, little wonder the woman in question is divorced! And the guy is also spineless. My overall thoughts on this: better flushed down the public toilet at CMS...

Anonymous said...

Red Flag 1-He schedules a date with you, home girl comes and says they must go and see an "aunty" (how old are you guys?), the guy carries his head along and you don't think there is some shadiness there! You are a woman he said he wants to marry, you come before his friend.

Red Flag 2-You, a grown woman...struggling with another woman over who will get your man lunch. When the lunch gets there you and this woman start acting out based on who brought the meal, etc. What was this guy doing while you and this lady were shouting at each other over a meal.

Red Flag 3-He did not try to console you after the incident with his friend. Once again, he did not stick up for you. A woman that he was supposedly interested in marrying. You did not see anything wrong with that.

The truth of the matter is you met him in October. You fell hard for him(very normal), he made lots of empty promises and did not come through on them. He was shady with that his best friend. You put yourself through all kinds of nonsense for a man that was not even giving you 50% of effort. Ladies, go the distance for a man that puts in effort and is not all about words...actions tell a lot (I'm not even talking about material things). This man showed you exactly who he was and you ignored it because he promised marriage. I know how it is to be scorned but lady you walked right into this one. Better luck next time.

Madame Sting said...

Linda please don't publish any story from any tom, dick and harry. Chose your stories wisely. This was so STUPID.

Is this the advice column you were asking us to suggest name for or this is something else?

Anonymous said...

What a very amateurish story! The tactics used to get revenge was stupid! If the man did not want you in the first place why would you go for second helpings? The woman in question doesnt have any value, instead of walking away with grace and respect had to steep to a another level of stupidity! Desperado! KMT!

keke said...

Linda u need to veto what u post on this blog, so as to maintain some level of credibility...this is one of the most trifling stories i have ever read..the ramblings are mind blogging, very incoherent and childish...

joicee said...

I want the 1 minute I spent in reading this story back lol.

But seriously, how old is this woman eh?

Anonymous said...

DUMB! TIME WASTED, I LACK WORDS FOR THIS STORY. THERE IS NO TRUTH IN THIS STORY.

Anonymous said...

I could not go beyond reading half of this crap. Linda did you really bother to read this before posting it. It sounds like this person is actually trying to be a story writer but failing. Such a silly life story for a mature person.

Anonymous said...

Linda i'm very sure u formed this story to annoy people...Linda u sef!!...

Anonymous said...

sounds like a nollywood movie.utter crap

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Seriously WTH??? .. i don't think a teenager will act, think and talk the way she does .. she herself has got some REAL ISSUES going on .. i just skipped the whole thing .. too many, "i come and go" .. Linda pls screen what you post .. this one is just a waste of time honestly.

Anonymous said...

At least we read a story of a lady whose fiancee cheated on her and that was well worded and made alot of sense.What the hell is this? is the writer still in nursery?

Anonymous said...

what trash is this? linda pls dont blog these naughty stuff anymore. abeg.

Anonymous said...

And she wonders why she was divorced after just 5years of marriage? Mschew!!

Anonymous said...

FIRST OF ALL, THIS STORY IS WAY TOO LONGGGG !!!!
DANG.
LINDA PLEASE, IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEND YOU A STORY OR SO, I WOULD ADVISE YOU TELL THEM TO KEEP IT SHORT.
I'M SURE MOST OF US WILL AGREE.



PS : AND BY THE WAY, I'M SO NOT FEELING THE TITLE FOR SEGMENTS. OF EVERY SUGGESTIONS MENTIONED IN YOUR PREVIOUS POST YOU CHOOSE TO GO WITH " MY STORY"?.. IT JUST SOUNDS PLAIN BORING. WE'D LOVE TO GET A TITLE MORE INTERESTING AND CAPTIVATING.


LOVE.

Linda Ikeji said...

@anon 7.17, my story is different from that. this just shares personal experiences and doesn't ask for advice. Still haven't given the other one a title

OK said...

...Linda, i think u need to screen the stories that people submit....becos e be like say people wey one enter movie industry,don dey test their story line for here....

Anonymous said...

The girl and the guy deserve each other. Very immature. Also, if the guy finds out about this post he can take to the police and she could be the one in jail for real. No charges will be dropped. If you know he's an ***hole. then leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

fake

kaycee Jideofor said...

NONSENSE!!! very childish story...i actually thought it was something reasonable. mmcheewww!

Anonymous said...

this is arrant waste of time, if u want to get some1 dealthwith u get it done leaving scars. y shd i start wat i wont finish and end up embarrassing maself?

Anonymous said...

Utter nonsense linda please check these stories before you post them this is rubbish just wasted my precious time reading it. If she wanted revenge then she should have gone to his house and plant roting prawns or fish and let it stink the house down and he would not find it and that would teach him a lesson. This was done by a woman in london whose boyfriend treated her like this.

This ladies own is a childish revenge nonsense and i doubt if this was a true story compared to the other ones that you have uploaded.

Anonymous said...

lmao the revenge wasnt even called for.. you met him and a day after he travels and within the month marriage??? Fear no catch you? how marriage they chook person reach?

Anonymous said...

hahaha,lwkmd.i actually saved this to read it for last...so disappointing and pathetic.i no fit shout abeg...all the characters in the script are sthing else.hahaha

methinks said...

i know i am kinda diff, but seriously, i laughed hard.I admit the story is mostly crazy and the use of english na anoda matter but i just couldn't help myself. d most stupid act for me though was the begging or rather fishing for apology by the lady, like for realsies.very funny story horribly told.

Hello Kitty said...

now thats 5 minutes of my life i will never get back.

i was actually sympathising with the woman until it got to the revenge part. wtf kind of revenge plan is that??? it sounded so juvenille. and wat exactly did it accomplish, apart from making you look like a psycho??? methinks u need to attend revenge 101 class or sumng. you just wasted everybody's time. and incase u dont know, bringing false accusations against somebody and issuing threats are criminal offences and if i was the guy or his best friend i would press charges. that will surely teach u a lesson.

Kiky said...

I think i like this life stories segment. And if you havent met a guy or girl who has told stupid lies to you and played with your emotions, please do not judge this woman, because you dont know how annoying it is for someone to play on your intelligence.

And by now y'all should know Linda doesnt screen any comments or post so either suck it up and read the blog or please go away.

Anonymous said...

@ Linda, nice segment name eventually.
@ "revenge" lady; You stand the chance of being beaten if you were dealing with some other kind of guy or lady...hence you won't be able to tell this story.
My advice is be weary of revenges as vengence is of the Lord.

Anonymous said...

Linda, the idea is ok but really this story is arrant nonsense. If you must do this, then you must screen the stories very well. Don't give us rubbish and waste our precious time please

methinks said...

screen ko screen ni, if she had screened dis shit, u think u would have to sth to talk about or even hiss about this weekend, hell no! don't screen anything, let's meet the good, beautiful, crazy, sincerely stupid and annoyingly idiotic of dis dear country of ours. at least if i meet someone as crazy as dis chic in real life, i won't be caught off guard.

Anonymous said...

Visit www.revengelady.com and you all making nasty comments will learn that making empty promises to someone who really believes you and is giving you the best of their lives can be deadly.

I sympathize with the writer because she believed him. Why should a man go about saying things he doesn't mean. He has hopefully learnt his lesson, and will desist from lies and deceit in the future.

Anonymous said...

Wow, some of you guys were suggesting to the other my story that she should leave the man and not look back now someone has the balls to carry out a plan to make herself feel just a little bit better and you all are up in arms. May these things not happen to you as we have heard of women killing to make themselves feel better. While revenge is not right may he who is sinless continue to cast stones :)

Obi Anyanwu said...

wat kind of useless story is this! i cant even laugh..it sounds so fake and made up.point.blank.period!My God!!!!

Anonymous said...

such a fake made up story! point.blank.period

ITK said...

waste of time - doesn't make sense -sounds awful fake - sounds like a bad 9ja movie. but how do u screen these nonsensical stories ? -

Anonymous said...

Terrible story. wont even make it as a base story-line for a Nigerian home video. Say NO to Mediocrity!!!!

Anonymous said...

this is d most time wastin write-up have read in weeks.. Utter NONSENSE... And the caption was captivatin.. mssshewwwwwwwwww

doll said...

this is the most ridiculous thing i have read in years

uche said...

this is the most ridiculous ish i have read in a very long time

Nice Anon said...

This story is so DAFT! Nothing crazy or revengeful about it. It is utterly stupid and highly immature.

chichiluv said...

who is this story supposed to fool, abeg?

GIZZLE said...

what happened to typing sentences that utterly comes from ur minds, most of the comments are like remodeled statements, the thing about a comment is dat u say urs, not recycle!

Anonymous said...

ooooh please enjoy the story ,gist or gossip and move on......Linda Weldon.I am very impressed with your BLOG . The sky is your foot stool. Niger peeps ,always criticizing....Go start up a blog and lets see how u all will do.@the story .We all know how to talk down a situation when we are not the once directly involved . the truth is when it comes to true love we all ve been stupid at least once. It is down stupid childish unrefined , uncivil and manner less to to call someone's piece nonsense.

Tolantino said...

This has got to be the dumbest sob story ever. Dudette, think about it.. within a month you were already convinced of marriage?? that is pretty silly in my opinion. And making false police allegations.. this story kind of rhymes with the ambassador's wife who has allegedly made false wife beating allegations.. I can understand the sentiments of the reader who puked in his/her mouth after reading this because I just did too!