Her third dress
ripped. “Urgh!” Benita sighed. These online malls had a habit of delivering Mr
Ibu when one ordered for RMD. She had told the communications executive that
size 8 was what she wanted! Size 8! Never mind that she stopped being a size 8
the week Domino pizza moved to her street.
With the rate at
which marriages crashed these days, and the lack of agile men versed in Bed-o-logy,
there was no way she was letting Desmond visit “Edible Catering”, by any fault
of hers. She was more than edible
enough. What was she to do with all these ripped dresses though? She would call Beatrice.
“Babe, how far?
Are you dolled up yet?” Benita asked her friend on the other end of the line.
“Dolled up? No
oh. Raymond would rip my dress. I had my bath and placed some bananas and pear
in strategic places. I’m sprawled on the dining table as we speak!” Beatrice
laughed.
“Ah, Beatrice!”
“Ah what? You
ought to join me” her friend giggled.
“There is a
problem. I can’t be naked. All those bottles of small stout and pizza have
conspired against me. I bought three gowns but none fit.”
“I warned you
though. I warned you to start taking Slimtea with me! You can see the
difference between your struggle and my own abi?”
“I know, I know.
I’m ordering Slimtea tomorrow. But I’ll go nude and tell you how it goes later.
Best of luck with your husband!”
Benita cut the
call, stripped to her birthday suit, brought out her heels and stood arms
akimbo in the middle of the room, with a smile on her face.
Desmond walked
in with a grin and saw his wife in all her naked glory.
He dropped his
army knap sack on the floor “Ah. Who is responsible for your pregnancy?”
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45 comments:
Ok
Nice
#FINEST
Lol love the advert,the caption caught my attention and I'm glad I read the story till the point I saw Tuface Idibia's wife.
. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Lol...nice one!
Slim tea u need to be ashamed of yourselves for this.
It's 'Edible Catering' Linda Sweetheart...
Nice caption by the way. Makes me remember the events of past days. Lol.
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Nice add,but does dis tea only apply to women alone,dia re men who got weight problems too na
Aunty Linda can't even spell 'Catering' very well.
.decitoN
D heading of d post tho
...merited happiness
hmmm....
Hahaha haha, lol. Who got you pregnant, oh my.
Lol this is d first time I'll be opening their advert. D edible catering thing sure is a good strategy lol. Whose responsible for your pregnancy? WHAT ??? Lol
Hian!!! Nice advert. Lol@ who's responsible for your pregnancy??
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
Ok nice
annie idibia u dont have shame....u are using edible catering as a joke against tiwa upon your husband was among those knacking her akpako and u even contributed to the fall of the marriage by cooking for that tbillz abi u were interested in him them...nonsense!!1
annie go and sit down jare.....why use that word edible catering. u want to hunt tiwa shebi...u and ur philanddering husband contributed to the fall of tiwas marriage.
annie go and sit down jare.....why use that word edible catering. u want to hunt tiwa shebi...u and ur philanddering husband contributed to the fall of tiwas marriage.
annie go and sit down jare.....why use that word edible catering. u want to hunt tiwa shebi...u and ur philanddering husband contributed to the fall of tiwas marriage.
The big mistake they made is using Annie that has never been fat a day in her life as their model. Their shit obviously doesn't work . Rather that wasting money to pay a woman that shared trowback pics of her self that proves that she's only probably ever gained 20 pounds through her pregnancies use someone who actually battles with weight loss and let us see the miracle happen I guarantee slim tea will sell like hot cakes #justsaying
shuo.....annie who send u go market for tiwa head..... u done use ur cooking spoil her marriage and your husband f*k am join. u are now coming to bring up edible wetin... your own would soon reach
shuo.....annie who send u go market for tiwa head..... u done use ur cooking spoil her marriage and your husband f*k am join. u are now coming to bring up edible wetin... your own would soon reach
shuo.....annie who send u go market for tiwa head..... u done use ur cooking spoil her marriage and your husband f*k am join. u are now coming to bring up edible wetin... your own would soon reach
That pix thou is something else
dont mind the nonsense woman. annie u dont have any right to use that caption. tiwa savage is still recovering from her marriage. according to peoples comments u participated in tearing her home.are you her frenemyy?
dont mind the nonsense woman. annie u dont have any right to use that caption. tiwa savage is still recovering from her marriage. according to peoples comments u participated in tearing her home.are you her frenemyy?
Lol, Market strategies! I enjoyed the story until I got to Who is responsible for ur pregnancy? Oh boyy Ehh, a case of when the bush meat catch the hunter
Lol
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Nice advert but slim tea should watch it, they are putting other brands in a bad light.
lol
Mcheeeeeeeew! Linda take note!
Well well, Annie has actually dated Teebillz b4. During the days of Saucekid.. I mean when teebillz was managing sauce. They used to all hangout at Dideolu court. N since they r now neighbors, anyting cud have happened.
Cool strategy using 'edible catering'. I have two problems with this post.
1) why are you putting Mr Ibu in a bad light? That's uncalled for. It's not humor. It's insolence.
2) Dominos pizza can sue you for the discredit you just did to their brand. You just told the general populace that if they don't want to soooo fat and unattractive, they should eat their pizza.
Not the wisest of posts.
Why are all these slim tea ads always urging women to be slim so their husbands don't leave or cheat on them? Why can't women be fit for their own benefit? Why must it always be attached to pleasing a man? Please lose weight for your own personal happiness, not for some husband who might not even notice at the end of the day.
hahahaa
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Lol. My sister works for their company. I'm sure she's the one that wrote this. I would know her work anywhere. Her name is Mystique-Syn Osuchukwu by the way. *Sisterly love*
Lol. My sister works for their company. I'm sure she's the one that wrote this. I would know her work anywhere. *sisterly love* Her name is Mystique-Syn Osuchukwu!
If this product is that good why make so much effort advertising it. Eat healthy and workout people!
So we shuld fly becos ur sis wrote it. Biko shift
I love annies stature.i prefer d choice of annie than ini
Ur sistr wrks for d company u wil kn her wrk any whr. Who asked u???
U find it difficult to read english abi?... dee
My thoughts exactly
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