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Monday, 21 December 2015

Choi! This is our reality for now...

A petrol stations have refused to sell into Jerry cans, Nigerians have now been forced to develop new methods of buying fuel into their empty car tanks.

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Davido's driver said...

HARDSHIP IN OUR COUNTRY

Unknown said...

Nawa

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

All hail naija...

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmao!!!! This is hilarious. From now henceforth,even church offerings may turn to petrol

Unknown said...

Nawaoh where are we headed in this country? God help us

Unknown said...

Nigeria which way. Lol

Unknown said...

Sad to see

Unknown said...

Na d change wey Buhari promise us na

Unknown said...

That's what Nigeria has turned to

Unknown said...

No constant power supply and they're doing this..! Survival of the fittest.

Unknown said...

Anyway to get the petrol sha.

Unknown said...

SMH ooooo.....'Change' where art thou?
#sips Origin#

chinex12 said...

Na wah oo

Unknown said...

Linda dey there na , if is no go was must go.

Unknown said...

That's naija for you, you wan try us? Lol, fast and intelligent

Unknown said...

With this, and we think the Kenyans are going to rest or take a chill pill on Nigerians matters?

Lemmie use this opportunity once more to reveal how touched and surprised I am to
have been chosen by our goddess Linda to partake in this years Giveaways as it's the
first time ever since I became an ardent reader of LIB in 2010 even though I wasn't
commenting as Greatson Vieriche (yes that's the right spelling Lindie). I won't say I have
not been expecting to share this joy of being among a few chosen among hundreds of
thousands cos am aware LIB is the number 1 in Africa and would remain so for a very
long time to come.
Thanks you so much Linda and may God keep blessing you and enlarging/expanding
your coast for us joor.IJN Amen!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

PARENTAL ADVISORY
^^^Adult Content^^^




I sorry for Nigeria


TOMJERRYSWIT said...

IT IS OOH, WAT CAN MAN DO??TOMJERRYSWIT

OSINANL said...

Na wah... Buhari this is not fair at all. Is this the change you promised Nigerians?

Linda is not fair o!
osinanl@yahoo.co.uk

Unknown said...

man must survive..

Unknown said...

Necessity is the mother of invention

Unknown said...

That is what our government turned us into

Unknown said...

Enter your comment... Na so....Lol

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Asides Abuja, Lagos, Jos and some popular cities, fuel is available but sold above #87, so its obvious the subsidy is no longer serving its purpose, its time to end the scam called fuel subsidy.


. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Sir benkord said...


Chai.........may God help us.

Dora Cuzz said...

Smh Enter your comment...

semix said...

Na naija we dey ooo

Unknown said...

This is a really serious case the FG need to sort out..#rep 9ja..

Unknown said...

lolssss... chia. ....This is serious

Unknown said...

Na wa o, this is serious. What about those that want to fuel their generator set? May God save the masses in the this festive period. Amen.

Anonymous said...

like seriously hisssss

Cute G said...

This is pathetic.

Bishop Dammy said...

Stand up government. For how long will we continue this way

Unknown said...

Funny

Unknown said...

Naija always a way out

Alloy Chikezie said...

How sardonic, for an oil producing nation.

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Unknown said...

Na 2day? E don tey!

Emilia Godwin said...

Nawaoo

Anonymous said...

nawa ooo...



we're in deep sh*t




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Anonymous said...

nawa ooo...



we're in deep sh*t




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Unknown said...

Wait, ion understand why deydont sell fuel in cans? Tôt it was just d small gen(i pass my neighbour) Buhari barred? Its now all Gen?? I'm confused..

Anonymous said...

That's naija for you..

Unknown said...

Jeez God help us....

etochi21 said...

Funny but painful, this is our Nigeria of today.

Linda ama kip loving your blog!

Unknown said...

Naija chai we no dey carry last

Tobi said...

chai... Nigeriaaaa... via(Syndicate)

Native Doctor said...

Its all part of the change nah.


Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha

Unknown said...

Naija chai we no dey carry last

Unknown said...

omasheee ooooo

Anonymous said...

That's good for them... Linda copy that!! Valentine_chisom@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Where is this country going?

Unknown said...

We will pass through this by God's
grace

Blinkgs said...

I WONDER WHAT 2016 WILL BECOME. Chai!

Unknown said...

Congrat to our winners,you all deserve it....thanks@linda u made the right choice....nawa what's happening 4 naija lolz

Ekanem said...

This is really dis-heartening.

Unknown said...

I love my Country!!!

Unknown said...

May God deliver his people from this situation.
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@Carlos via Nokia Lumia

Unknown said...

This country is becoming something else

Unknown said...

Hmmmm. Any way is a way now..no time..lol

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Fuck this goddamn country abeg....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

lizzyliz004 said...

Hahaha its part of nigga logo biko kip it up.

Unknown said...

this country na waoooo

valentine okafor aka changing your mindset said...

nawa oooo...All iz well. good morning boss

Unknown said...

Lwkm

prettygina Egbuna chinex said...

lols
Linda see you soon

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

It is well with naija

Darrel tom said...

So Linda after dashing unknown peeps cash finish u want me to comment ba? Not happy with u if u don't know. Who come be Olivia ngene or watever n great so so. Only heard of them today. U side line Christie Benjamin, that girl n moses ve been here since last year. Not cool mbok, even me ur last son. Some people will be so happy that my name wasn't there, all tnxs to Linda. Still believe in miracle n magic thou, anytin can happen, u can never tell.
Darreltom59@gmail.com.
Blackberry guys howfar for this year na, plz any cooperate organisation do something ooo.

Still Linda's last son thou.

Adelani said...

Done this several times.
Its a shame.

Unknown said...

That's so true

LindaLuv said...

Dis fuel issue he get as he be for naija.

waffymercyjohnson said...

Lmao
So funny.

Darrel tom said...

So Linda after dashing unknown peeps cash finish u want me to comment ba? Not happy with u if u don't know. Who come be Olivia ngene or watever n great so so. Only heard of them today. U side line Christie Benjamin, that girl n moses ve been here since last year. Not cool mbok, even me ur last son. Some people will be so happy that my name wasn't there, all tnxs to Linda. Still believe in miracle n magic thou, anytin can happen, u can never tell.
Darreltom59@gmail.com.
Blackberry guys howfar for this year na, plz any cooperate organisation do something ooo.

Still Linda's last son thou.

Unknown said...

MistakE there (empty gen tank),,,that's how I Ve been surviving here in ilorin or the past 1 month,,,some even go as fas as telling us to bring a whole generator,,,,where are we going,,,,,,bt I still believe in the change sha

Unknown said...

Creative minds




Investment

Unknown said...

"The ban of Petrol Stations selling to Gen Tanks should also be stopped ..jamesirwin14@gmail.com

Anonymous Personified said...

Not funny at all cos this could cause fire outbreak. People now buy with their generator fuel tank & still transfer to jelly cans.
Just looking at all the happenings lately.

Mcqunie said...

Al na change.

Anonymous Personified said...

Not funny at all cos this could cause fire outbreak. People now buy with their generator fuel tank & still transfer to jelly cans.
Just looking at all the happenings lately.

malik said...

Nigeria change indeed

Unknown said...

Nice concept.

LIB'S FINEST

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...that's Nigeria's for you Linda please take note Adesewa. We nodey carry last

Joy said...

Are we getting any better with "change"

Unknown said...

God bless Nigeria.
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still on the Xmas give away

Unknown said...

This country is gradually turning into something else...
The SME's are really suffering

Unknown said...

Enter your comment...OMG#change

Anonymous said...

I feel so bad! By this time last year during GEJ tenure xmas was cool, there was fuel and rice all cheap and not scarce, now the foolish APC fans are dumb, and I know if this happened during GEJ admin,They will call for his head.

CHUKS DEGOVERNOR said...

That's chain eemmm sorry change

ToyBanks said...

Lol

Ndyabel said...

we must survive........naija

stevolla said...

Wetin next we go see...from generator tank to car tank

Unknown said...

LOL!, Plan B, since kegs are no longer allowed at our filling stations.

Unknown said...

I hope Nigeria gets better someday
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Unknown said...

Same in my area oh....u nid to see people coming with four generators

Unknown said...

like serzly....horpeolluwa@gmail.com

Unknown said...

lol...naija

omolola juliet said...

God will help us in this country

Unknown said...

Same in my area oh....u nid to see people coming with four generators

Unknown said...

Lol! Oh my Jesus! This is so funny..Na God go save us.

Unknown said...

Buhari pls enforce d change we ave been hearing....2016 shud b beta pls...

chubbyuj said...

Ife na eme na obodo nijia...may God safe us. Change!

Unknown said...

I dont just understand wats going on anymore, may God help us. Its well. 09095818264

sophieluv said...

Nija no dey carry last.

Unknown said...

This is a sad one

GALORE said...

Common!!!... People should stop exaggerating


We know it's worst, but not as worst as this


@Buhari has not started any "Change" at all


Just waiting for January 1st 2016.....I know the fuel will be 100 naira after subsidy removal.... This is what @Jonathan wanted to do....they yabbed him



@Galore

Unknown said...

Lool that's naija 4 u

Anonymous said...

9ja No dey carry last

Unknown said...

Enter your comment...nawaoh

shally said...

Hahahahaha dis really got me cracked...but hey wen are we gonna enjoy what God has given unto us

Unknown said...

This is changed, change has come to stay

Unknown said...

Chai. #smh

Nonso said...

Lolz...God bles naija

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

I wonder what direction we are heading 2.
This fuel kini is pathetic

Unknown said...

Nawa oooo..lool..

Unknown said...

Enter your comment...wonderful

Unknown said...

Nigeria is a land of possibilities

Unknown said...

YEA..THIS IS THE CHANGE WE SIGNED UP FOR. USELESS NATION

Mary E.E said...

It's really sad how this country has deteriorated. God help us

Micah24 said...

Nigerians are very creative indeed.. LoL..

Unknown said...

nigeria where are we heading. when will all these end na

Sirwales said...

Na wah

Unknown said...

Nigeria smh

Unknown said...

Change! change!! change!!!

Hand of the King.. said...

Change is Change..Good or Bad..Linda Much Love

Unknown said...

Another one in Dj khald's voice

Anonymous said...

na wa, e no get wetin we no go c
Mr philz

Unknown said...

back to the matter Lindodo do you have any blog that you are not using...?kizzzez

Micah24 said...

Enter your comment...Nigerians are indeed very creative.. LoL

Amycool cyril said...

Hmmm! Na wha...ooo, filling the generator tank from the car, what happened? Why would they refuse to sell fuel into Jerry cans? I wonder what dis our country is turning into, God please save ur people.

Unknown said...

Quite a pity!

Unknown said...

Lol nijah for life!!!

Unknown said...

We shall overcome...

zubby said...

Enter your comment...no be small tinoo! Dis one na real CHANGEOOOOOO!

victOria nwofOr said...

Funny

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm Nigeria which way?? This is so sad.

Akahi Tutors Nigeria said...

i even saw sonething related to that in cele today

Anonymous said...

I think change has come; jonathan era was better.

Unknown said...

Lol....yeah

knowurway.com said...

That's a generator tank!

QUI OO. said...

Naija we hail thee.

Unknown said...

Honestly this is crazy. And that's how i've been buying fuel lately.

Unknown said...

always compounding issues. too bad

Unknown said...

Nawa o

Becky said...

Lol Nigeria are we going forward yea I got it change we are in change

Unknown said...

I wonder what the difference is..u no sell for gallon, buh u sell for gen tank..

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmm Naija...may the Lord help us.

Unknown said...

Chai where are we going as a country

Unknown said...

I will say it again and again!
Buhari has nothing to offer!
Can you imagine Christmas is on Friday and fuel is getting scarce the more

Unknown said...

lolzz..niggas re nt smilin

Unknown said...

APC how market???

LANRECHUKS@YAHOO.com said...

I love you linda LANRECHUKS@YAHOO.com

Unknown said...

Naija I dey Hail Ooooo
We Must Survive So Tey

Anonymous said...

Na wa o

EnoTorru said...

Hmmm the reality in Nigeria. I was in the filling station since 7am queing. I am just leaving. God bless Nigeria.

Unknown said...

It is well with our beloved country. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION.

Unknown said...

This act is not new na,it has been trending for years.

Handsome said...

That is the wind of change blowing

Bode said...

.... Can the senate summon the minister of petroleum to explain this hardship? weting dey happen

Unknown said...

But. Pls is this not outrageous?? What kinda Govt would make such crazy laws?

thriller said...

Enter your comment...baba hope u dey c m ooo

Unknown said...

Wuna never chichumtin. Make world just do end make person rest. D things i c in Naija d weak me. Na for Naija them go use ladder to climb plane.

Unknown said...

Wuna never chichumtin. Make world just do end make person rest. D things i c in Naija d weak me. Na for Naija them go use ladder to climb plane.

Unknown said...

i just dey observe

FREE LANCING FREEMAN KEEGALEE said...

Enter your comment...APC changiii

WEALTHWALE!!!! •LINDA's BOY• said...

Na so....#naija ppl be like "wisdom no dey finsih for earth make we find am go heaven"

Unknown said...

This country is get mess up more.

Unknown said...

Nija we must survive, God pls help us in dis country

Unknown said...

Nija we must survive, God pls help us in dis country

Yinx said...

That ao d thinz goes

Peror World said...

Hahahahahahahaha,This is what u get wen a muslim becums your president....APC change!

stanley said...

The reality we r going to live with for now.

Ishiagu and I'm proud.

Unknown said...

Lilly, change don start. Lets all key in

mels said...

God help dis country of ours

Unknown said...

Linda that's called transfer...,

Tamuno Reuben said...

Hehehe! This is change indeed.

Unknown said...

still an intelligent method though




Eurekaaaaa linda shekena™®©

Grey Urban said...

I did the same thing last night....just so sad

Anonymous said...

Linda what is "a petrol stations...?

treasurepee said...

May God help us oo cuz things are getting tougher in dis country,but I believe God will intervene

Unknown said...

This is the 'CHANGE'... Indeed its a drastic CHANGE we are seeing

Unknown said...

Heheeee imagine.I must pukknose

Mikkyjanec said...

lol

Unknown said...

It is well oo,people are really suffering oo.

Anonymous said...

This country is finished. We DO NOT have constant power for Christ's sake. How do these bastards want us to fuel our generator sets?????

Unknown said...

It is well oo,people are really suffering oo.

Unknown said...

It is well oo,people are really suffering oo.

lilfrancess said...

Enter your comment...wahala dey o

Unknown said...

is life for you na anyhow they want our country should be let them go on

Unknown said...

Lola...nothing person no go see/hear for nija

lilfrancess said...

Enter your comment...wahala dey o

lilfrancess said...

Enter your comment...it shall be well

Unknown said...

The method that pays noni.

Unknown said...

The method that pays noni.

Gentle Prince said...

For how long?

Akinola Victor said...

Trust my naija fellas...there must be a way out.

Unknown said...

Nawa oooh,everything na case for naija

Unknown said...

...jess

CHINELO!!! said...

Only in naija.....

Unknown said...

Huh

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