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Saturday, 7 May 2016

Israeli man applies for restraining order against God on the grounds that God has been unfair to him in the last 3 years

An Israeli man has had his suit against God thrown out...but what prompted him to sue his creator in the first place? He claims God has been unfair to him for the last three years and told magistrates in Haifa, northern Israel, that His Holiness had 'exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him'.

He had even reported the matter to the police but says they didn't take it seriously even though they sent patrol cars to his house.


But the ruling judge Ahsan Canaan threw the application out describing it as 'bizarre' and telling the complainant to get help.

Local media reports him as saying: 
'For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order.'
The Haifa resident is said to have represented himself at court, but further details of his feud with the Almighty have not yet emerged.

A Times of Israel report in to the absurd court case said: 
'A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session. But it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.'

63 comments:

baba said...

Really

LIB REP (中华人民共和国) said...

Honestly the world is coming to an end with things happening in this century.

J davies said...

Now this is hilarious and this isreali man really needs to be checked

Unknown said...

Serious madness ooh

Unknown said...

Mtchew

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

Wetin person no go see for dis world?

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Anonymous said...

Nawa oo

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Foreverboss said...

There is nothing frustration can not do to a man. lol

nikkybamzi said...

Lolz.... dis one don mad o

Unknown said...

Retard.

Unknown said...

Human being

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Okowright Balaxy said...

Na wa! Nothing person no go hear for this world! How can any sane person sue God. Funny suit, dude should go to his creator in prayer.

Unknown said...

Hmmm! Dis oyinbo people sef!

gentle said...

Lol...that's hilarious.

Aymii said...

Lmao .......anhhh anhhh .....a human being can't be the arbitrator between the him and God na! ......
As it is written,in isiah .... "bring forth your strong reasons saith the lord" ....

If he feels God has been treating him harshly , then it should be a closed door private prayer/argument session bw him and his creator.....

Jacob wrestled untop something similar and got a change of story .

Lolz @"determing that the omnipresent wasn't present....


On 2 the Next!

Unknown said...

This gotta be a joke right?

Unknown said...

Hahaha!!!! Lmao!!! I can't with this,last it was 5mil on electric pole,now this one is suing God?!! 😂😂😂😂

Unknown said...

End time madness. Until u hear some people story.

Unknown said...

Dis is madness.



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zoranx said...

Hahahaha hard drug at work.can you imagine

Anonymous said...

The man needs help!

Unknown said...

Anything to be famous. God pls Hv mercy on him mbok.

Izuchukwu said...

Is he crazy out of his mind. He must be insane

Unknown said...

Really?

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NaijaDeltaBabe said...

How is dat even possible?


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Anonymous said...

I don't blame him, at times with all the problems of this world you feel left out in the Cosmic order!

Nonny said...

Hian!! Nothing I no go hear

Hana said...

Lol when madness takes over
Shit happens.
Hunnay ur case is critical
M gna allow the Lord to be the judge

Miss Freeborn!!

Unknown said...

He's sick

Anonymous said...

I pray for God's forgiveness d man is mad

Anonymous said...

Madness....

Unknown said...

Chai! Nothing wey I no go hear. Linda take note!

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Mad man, he really need help

PURPLE said...

Loool. God did not turn up for the hearing 😂😂 craze peoole

lioness said...

#KoloMental

Hessaawards2019.com said...

*when craze wan start* the man is seriously being tormented by the devil.. God help him

Na me talk am!

Long Live Lib!!!

Unknown said...

Dis one is sufferin frm brain malfunction

Unknown said...

Correct madness 👎

Miss Ferragamo said...

This is a joke. LMAO

Unknown said...

Funny
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

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Danfella said...

Lol, he's sick.

Nenyechi said...

Lol,wetin person no go hear

Unknown said...

So weird.

Unknown said...

Hian!! Na wa ooo

Anonymous said...

Quite interesting! This is Omnijurisprudence. I would have loved to know the hypothetical judgement of this case.

Adaobi said...

That man needs a little alcohol in his system.. odi worked up and he needs to relax

Unknown said...

Chukwu afugo ife na aka mmadu okere eke... Biko dat man should b takin to yaba left wit immediate effect bcos nxt is dat he wil sue a dead bdy as well !!!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha is this for real

mimik said...

He is definitely depressed and needs urgent attention.

Anonymous said...

Errrrr, why do you find it funny? Shebi God doesn't exist in your book???

Tavian said...

Lol... Humanity should have done this a long time ago but then again it would be just as silly as a hindu applying for a restraining order against Lord Brahma. Suffice it say that all gods are equally lacking in the proof of their existence,and if indeed any are proven to exist,it would be incumbent on all humanity to hold them to account for being incompetent and capricious.

Tavian said...

Besides,based on what we can glean from Abrahamic literature,his adherents should have applied for a restraining order against him a long time ago.
Never mind that it is about as pointless as a zoroastrian lodging a restraining order against Ahura Mazda,it is amusing nevertheless.

SaintAgatha said...

He needs help! Let's pray for him.

Tavian said...

Why is he sick? Lol..
If the jewish god were a real parent,his children would have been taken away from him years ago and he would have been charged with criminal neglect.

henttax said...

Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!

henttax said...

Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!

Unknown said...

How was the summons served? And who held counsel for God? Did EFCC surround God's house? I think we may not have heard the last of this case. Keeping my fingers crossed!

Nad reb said...

I can't comment on this, this is madness. I can't, why am I even here

Yetty k said...

Funny and silly

Pearlie said...

I really think this man has got some psychiatric issues
He needs help ASAP

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