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Sunday, 13 July 2014

Question of the day

If I woke up as a man, the first thing I will do is...'have an orgasm'. #dropsmicandwalksaway!

153 comments:

Anonymous said...

Runaway. Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

Aphrodite said...

Lwkmd! Linda u gorrit right, i will first wank off the early morning Boner, not dt i don't get d orgasm weneva i want to as a lady, all i need is a Nice touch on d Clit, lol. But it will be good to know wat avn a Boner feels lyk.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

I will sleep again,till ai come back as a man.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

I'll check how big my prick is..

Anonymous said...

Linda asewo ni e o...

Unknown said...

God forbids, should it happens I will take rat poison.I love being a man.

Anonymous said...

Lol @ Linda. O babe, u need a correct generous man jor.

Unknown said...

SLEEP....so i can wake up again as a man

Anonymous said...

Linda ikeji ashewoooo
Orgasm on a sunday? Smh

Nneka said...

I will impregnate some sexy grls. Hahahahahah.

Linda sef!! U and orgasm.
Don't worry, u"ll have one soon.

bbm 7439955a said...

Wow. I will go back to bed. Sleep. ENGR Emy

Mischievous said...

I'm so glad that I'm a man:-)

Anonymous said...

Crazy linda

Anonymous said...

For real the first thing i will do is scream then crosscheck and look for the nearest pastor.


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Bosslady said...

Me too Lindiwe...I will f**k soo hard....

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Dunno, don't ever want to be a girl...u shud ask Onynx...

Anonymous said...

Lmao...bad gurl...

dhobiz said...

The the hell outta my bestie

oilandgasdissertation said...

Party non stop

Kofi Oppong Kyekyeku said...

Cry

Unknown said...

If I woke up as a man, the first thing I'd do is get good head from my boy friend. He should have a taste of that. ;)

joy Egbunu said...

Check d size of ma d....k!

Unknown said...

have sex with peter okoye!!!

bernice s said...

I'll go back to bed nd pray I wake up back as a woman.(have enough orgasm as it is. Lol)

#King said...

Loool..linda u ar funny..if I wake up as a girl I swear am gettin laid..I want to see how it feels..hahaha...................................#KingOfKings

krall said...

Linda pervert. At ur old age

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahah ......if I wake up as a babe rather cute or ugly I go 1st cry ...b4 lookin gor somthin postiv
#yara

Unknown said...

If I woke up as a man. I would go back to sleep bcos I don't want to b a man

Anonymous said...

I'd pee standing up. It looks so cool, lol.

Anonymous said...

True word Linda, am with u on dat.

Unknown said...

Me a woman? I'll cry all day...

Unknown said...

I ll need to sleep again so that I can wake up as normal person. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

Snow White said...

Lol. Linda u wan no wetin guys dey enjoy ni

christabel said...

#picksupmic I will..................#dropsmic

Unknown said...

I will quickly woo as many girls as possible and then make sure I make love to so many. I will try to apply this crasy mentality of our Nigerian men who say that "MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE". Wink

DOBY DOBY said...

Lindami 2day is sunday oo.

Anonymous said...

I will touch my prick to be sure... nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

*PickUpDMikeNdChaseHer* Linda nwa ikeji! Linda ooooooooo! Come back here! Y an orgasm? Is it dat ur r fascinated about d male orgasm or u r just sex starved? Hian!!!!!!!!! Linda.......... Ok oh! Lol! Btw, if I wake up as d opposite, I will go to church nd do thanksgiving, then go for a whole body nd wardrobe makeover! Being a man is not easy oh nd coupled wit d fact that u have to hide most of ur emotions like crying or squealing in public! As a woman, am free, free emotions, free to experiment, free to talk like I want, Wear whatever colour I want. Being a woman is being free! Being a man is just too uptight nd choking! dats y men die earlier than women, we take in too much nd not allowed to give out much.





#GozManuel Says#

Unknown said...

If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I'll do is twErk

APPLE said...

I will go look for a woman to shag to know how it feels. lol

Anonymous said...

Hehehehhehe........ Lindodo d bad pikin,well na to feel hw dem tak dey feel me na....

KWEEN said...

Conclude that its a dream, go back to sleep and then wake up as myself. And Linda, try to fix this issue with loading comments. To comment on this blog now is as difficult as getting a job in Nigeria. *rme*

Unknown said...

I don't want to reason it oooooo, but if it happens, i will cry my life out.

Anonymous said...

Supposing u wake up as a woman in her menstrual period. You go regret am die

Anonymous said...

Get a blow job!


cherry

Anonymous said...

1. check out the size of my new penis and hope that its real big

2. have sex asap

chiveleen said...

!Lolll! Just cant help but love you the more Linda ikeji. Despite the fact that some of your blog readers talk trash and! make silly comments about you, you still live life to the fullest. Have fun joor. HAPPY SUNDAY!

Mr 3Z said...

Tufiakwa its better imagined than experienced me turn 2 a woman ?Chukwu ekwela.

Anonymous said...

IF I WAKE UP AS A MAN, THE 1ST THING I WILL DO,IS TO MARRY THE NEXT PERSON(LADY)I SET MY EYES ON.

Unknown said...

Change back!

Unknown said...

Change back!!

David (dave_gino) said...

Hehe. Spoilt you DoroLinda. For me, hmmm, ask Ibinabo, she hold my answer.

Anonymous said...

For all guys we don't ever want to be a girl or a woman. Guys are right? And even if I change to a woman am gonna fuck and suck real niggaz. #lols Jopeyemi@gmail.com

Amarachukwu. said...

Jamb question.

Anonymous said...

go down on my knees and pray to God to change it.. patoswife@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Hehheheh very hilarious...I will first of all check if my p*nis is 8inches if not I will sleep again 2 return being abeg. I can't fit shout..lol
...Her Excellency....

www.meddirectng.com said...

Na so you like the thing? I am just asking.

Mimi Ubini said...

Same thing as yours linda, life is too short not to have one..


www.mimiubini.com

Anonymous said...

I would make a difference by not doing too much "shakara" for men who come after me.

Anonymous said...

Linda, come make I cure your konji oh

Anonymous said...

Linda. U too spoil sha. Orgasm in what way. Masturbatin?

Rauzmeiri said...

Linda, e get some yans wey no fit u at all. No be d same u wey I dey see for interviews? Reserved, quiet? Except na Laura dey compose some of these yans sha.

Anonymous said...

Getting laid, apako straight what to know how it feels to be a lady be fired...

Humphrey said...

Lord please i dont wanna b a gal for a second, they r as dramatic as there period,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS N WONT DIE #WORD

Unknown said...

So Linda u haven't had an orgasm before? If so that's not fair.

Anonymous said...

Picksmic......i will definitely have sex and experience orgasm as a man. Talk2vicann@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

linda lol..u don spoil finish!

Anonymous said...

I will go back to sleep

Anonymous said...

I promise you all, including Linda, that the first thing you'll do if you wake up as a member of the opposite sex is panic and wonder how that happened. It is too bizarre for that not to happen. Anyone that says otherwise is thinking critically about this.

Anonymous said...

turn my new found punani into a money making machine

YOLO!!!

Angie said...

Hian!
I'll pray for God to switch me back to myself biko...and I'll go back to sleep.


*My R1.50c comment*

Anonymous said...

Crazy question that can never happen #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

I need to chat #nllsmrt@gmail.com

Nez said...

If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I will do is 'go back to sleep until further notice',cause definitely I must be a very serious fadeyi oloro for that to happen. Aunty linda, ko jhor

PRETTY GIRL said...

Lmao! Linda I love you....bad geh! But guess what? I don't ever wanna imagine waking up with a d*ck, I love being a b*tch lol

Anonymous said...

I will be so scared to do anything

ary said...

Check the size of my boobs

angel said...

I will find my ex n rape him in d ass, so that when next he wants to sleep with a woman, he will be gently, n not be an asshole.

Unknown said...

Lol....Linda fear God!!!

Anonymous said...

pee standing up lool

Anonymous said...

have sex...i want to know the feeling from a mans persepective

Anonymous said...

Lols linda linda!! Lols well I will have to go back to sleep,cos I cnt stand 2 be a woman.......#feeling fly as a man#Amicable

JaCkSoN said...

Spoilt giel. For me I'll fall asleep again and wake up as a dude. #donteverwannabeafemale

Unknown said...

I WILL DO WAT U WILL DO LINDA
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HAPPY SUNDAY BEAUTIFUL PPLE...
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Moye B

Unknown said...

I can't jst imagin dat#ugly#

Anonymous said...

I'll go back to sleep. #Mr Vybez#

Unknown said...

I would rape my flirty gfs...lols

Anonymous said...

Go and pee....to make sure my male anatomy is functioning well!

lotanna said...

Haaa! Linda!! Chai! But..... I thought....... Na wha ooo

Anonymous said...

What! People will now be fucking me? Hell Fucking NO!!!! I WON at life when i came into this world with a dick...Bursting all types of nuts into you females...So sweet :)

Anonymous said...

Awww, Linda my ever so inspiring love, u've never had an orgasm? I can relate. Used to be like u until I learnt how to have sex, yes! There is a wrong nd right way to do it nd until u get it right u'll never enjoy it (for women tho) wish I could help u, but d easiest way to enjoy sex is with another female. Aswear it's mind numbing. Hehehe

Anonymous said...

same here tho, I'll just find the nearest bottle and f*ck the living daylight out of myself, infact I'll have sex the whole day, make sure I do all those stuff girls do in porn, sq**rting and all

Anonymous said...

I think linda speaks for most women but i feel as a guy you wouldn't want to have sex if you woke up as a girl. Another guy ramming into you and liking it? Eeeww.

Esh.... said...

Na to go back to bed o!

Anonymous said...

I will fuck a girl, want to know how they feel

fly guy said...

Craze girl linda, so u're trying 2 say u hardly have orgasms as a female, no wonder u like big dicks

Anonymous said...

God forbid, I will cry till God change me back to a man!

jbankzE said...

If I wake as a man,hmmmmmm..... I wil fuck any gal close jst 2 feel wat guys enjoy.....

~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~

Unknown said...

I would scream and shout blood of Jesus and then pray to God to make me the woman that I am.The truth is that you would be shocked if such thing happened to you.

Anonymous said...

Fag!

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha this has just made my sunday lol

dessymal said...

I'll pout my lips nd take a selfie
#male--> female

Anonymous said...

Lols linda tank u 4 dis question I go first fuck all da gals in da street I really wish I could teste pussy lols marydanladi180@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Loool, But you can Twerk as a man na...

Anonymous said...

Ah! Sleep back straight! .Oyindamolaharvey@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Am a girl so if i wake up as a boy i will hv sex with a girl to see how it feels for them

B.o.B said...

if you woke up with Linda's money won't you live life to the fullest no matter what bored blog readers comment? P.S. this also counts as what i will do if i woke up as a woman

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

The little fag just said his mind., SMH..

Anonymous said...

Homo!

haters-slayer said...

i will faint and wake again to find myself normal again.

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

U don take style talk true.. Hehehe

NaNcY DreW said...

Vice Versa buh linda ur tots re crazY

Blunt Fuck said...

Linda, may be you never had one as a woman. I can help you.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!! @till i come back as a man,I love you Bonario NNAGS i swear.you seem like you will be a great lover!my kisses to you,muaaahh!!

Anonymous said...

Hahhahahaaa!!!

Anonymous said...

it seems the men here are repulsed by the imagination of being a woman, while the women don't think of it as a suicide ticket.life *sigh*#putshandoncheek#

Anonymous said...

I cant imagine being a man, chukwu aju!to be a woman is liberating and there is nothing that can be compared to that feeling.I love being a lady, its the best gift God gave me as a human being.if i wake up as a guy, i would book an appointment for a sex change and hormone therapy immediately.its too difficult being a man, no matter what the world says about females.we def run this world a million times than the male specie

chillexy said...

Lmaooooooo

Anonymous said...

I know, I feel bad for Linda. Which guy would like to volunteer to take Mz. Linda to the cloud and back? This is a subtle cry for assistance in that department.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha....am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ really wanna know how that feels...GEJ

edward said...

if i wake up a girl i wanna have orgasm 2

Anonymous said...

IF I WOKE UP AS A FEMALE, I WOULD SAMPLE SOME GUYS I'VE BEEN EYEING AS A MALE *WINK*

Daily diet tv said...

Provided i can change back any time i want, i will probably enrol myself in an all girls school. #IfYouKnowWhatiMean









































~BADOO OF COVENTRY

Anonymous said...

GAY LORD U DON TALK AS UR MIND BE.

Unknown said...

Ahahahaha ise bere niyen, i'll check d size of my dick and *dancing*........

Anonymous said...

If i wake up a man,I go take am like that.

Anonymous said...

Onyx Godwin talk e true mind here. As e be man so e get crush on Peter Okoye.

SIMPLYCOCK said...

Look for a dude to suck my pussy!.... of my laptop

Anonymous said...

Will stream lyk a mad psn ehisarthur@ahoo.comy

baddo said...

Probably go back to bed and assume I'm dreaming.......thomassolomon67@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

i will go back to sleep
fantasy



BORN TO SHINE!!!!

Unknown said...

i will go back to sleep
fantasy



BORN TO SHINE!!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahah. Funny u

Unknown said...

Mehn!! I no want oo. Na to go bac sleep oo

nkinofficial said...

hahaha gash!! i will look for the nearest guy to give me a good fxxk so i will feel wat it looks like to hav Orgasm befor natur will chang its mind again. hav the feel of click tickling, lol...linda u are just nutty!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao. I'd screw D'Banj.

Unknown said...

Lol...kk I can understand smfin here, most guys that commented hates d idea while most girls loves the idea and wanna knw what it feels lik being a man! Buh u girls are derailed do u 4 a second think its olways about sex there are other issues associated in being a man, d reality of taking care of ur self and majority odas will olways b paramount nd do u knw what that means? Uv 4goten men hav so many roles 2 play in the society, d orgasm we enjoy is just a bonus for ol the stress, that's y u see men of different ages doing what they can to have dis @ any given tym cuz without dis we definitely hav nofin much to boast of, it puts a mind @ ease, buh sm women out there are still enjoying this even more. If I wake up a girl I think I'l hv 2 drink poison cuz I cnt imagine sm1 putting me in positions he'd lik while fucking me LOL

Anonymous said...

If that ever happens,i'll seek linda wherever she's hiding and make sweet love to her #poorgirlreallyneedsdick#
Female-male

Anonymous said...

I will stir at the mirror for hours to see whether am blessed or cursed.....hehehe

Anonymous said...

Play with my boobs

Anonymous said...

This Linda don spoil finish,sometimes I want to think that you are sex starved,again i tell myself no she cant be,because I know you are rich and can afford any man of your choice,that's if you don't have a boy friend,so what's with all this of orgasm talk?
or is it just for fun?worried face,Sandy Berry.
s.imoh@yahoo.com

Annie said...

i will go back to sleep cos i sure would know it can only be a dream...

Unknown said...

its amazing how people think, especially that people would fix there whole life around sex is amazing. I really don't think its possible I wake up a girl but if in my second life I had to choose a gender I 'll remain a man but definitely not because of sex

Henry Egeonu Esq. said...

I'll pray to Gd to take me away from this wicked world... why on earth should I wake up as a woman...? I wonder why Bad things happen to good people. lol

Dilara said...

Nice one. Lmao

Dilara said...

What if u have Miley's ass

Dilara said...

What if it becomes permanent after sex?

Unknown said...

linda oooo

Unknown said...

SPOT ON LINDA...COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. HI FIVE!

Anonymous said...

linda oo u sef nawa. i agree with u shaa. lol

Anonymous said...

Always imagined wat it feels like for the men when dey cum.....hehehehe......Linda u be correct babe.

Anonymous said...

conji na bastard i swear...linda go collect service i beg...e don tey

Anonymous said...

I'd pee standing up.

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