Lwkmd! Linda u gorrit right, i will first wank off the early morning Boner, not dt i don't get d orgasm weneva i want to as a lady, all i need is a Nice touch on d Clit, lol. But it will be good to know wat avn a Boner feels lyk.
Loool..linda u ar funny..if I wake up as a girl I swear am gettin laid..I want to see how it feels..hahaha...................................#KingOfKings
I will quickly woo as many girls as possible and then make sure I make love to so many. I will try to apply this crasy mentality of our Nigerian men who say that "MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE". Wink
*PickUpDMikeNdChaseHer* Linda nwa ikeji! Linda ooooooooo! Come back here! Y an orgasm? Is it dat ur r fascinated about d male orgasm or u r just sex starved? Hian!!!!!!!!! Linda.......... Ok oh! Lol! Btw, if I wake up as d opposite, I will go to church nd do thanksgiving, then go for a whole body nd wardrobe makeover! Being a man is not easy oh nd coupled wit d fact that u have to hide most of ur emotions like crying or squealing in public! As a woman, am free, free emotions, free to experiment, free to talk like I want, Wear whatever colour I want. Being a woman is being free! Being a man is just too uptight nd choking! dats y men die earlier than women, we take in too much nd not allowed to give out much.
Conclude that its a dream, go back to sleep and then wake up as myself. And Linda, try to fix this issue with loading comments. To comment on this blog now is as difficult as getting a job in Nigeria. *rme*
!Lolll! Just cant help but love you the more Linda ikeji. Despite the fact that some of your blog readers talk trash and! make silly comments about you, you still live life to the fullest. Have fun joor. HAPPY SUNDAY!
For all guys we don't ever want to be a girl or a woman. Guys are right? And even if I change to a woman am gonna fuck and suck real niggaz. #lols Jopeyemi@gmail.com
Hehheheh very hilarious...I will first of all check if my p*nis is 8inches if not I will sleep again 2 return being abeg. I can't fit shout..lol ...Her Excellency....
Linda, e get some yans wey no fit u at all. No be d same u wey I dey see for interviews? Reserved, quiet? Except na Laura dey compose some of these yans sha.
I promise you all, including Linda, that the first thing you'll do if you wake up as a member of the opposite sex is panic and wonder how that happened. It is too bizarre for that not to happen. Anyone that says otherwise is thinking critically about this.
If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I will do is 'go back to sleep until further notice',cause definitely I must be a very serious fadeyi oloro for that to happen. Aunty linda, ko jhor
What! People will now be fucking me? Hell Fucking NO!!!! I WON at life when i came into this world with a dick...Bursting all types of nuts into you females...So sweet :)
Awww, Linda my ever so inspiring love, u've never had an orgasm? I can relate. Used to be like u until I learnt how to have sex, yes! There is a wrong nd right way to do it nd until u get it right u'll never enjoy it (for women tho) wish I could help u, but d easiest way to enjoy sex is with another female. Aswear it's mind numbing. Hehehe
same here tho, I'll just find the nearest bottle and f*ck the living daylight out of myself, infact I'll have sex the whole day, make sure I do all those stuff girls do in porn, sq**rting and all
I think linda speaks for most women but i feel as a guy you wouldn't want to have sex if you woke up as a girl. Another guy ramming into you and liking it? Eeeww.
I would scream and shout blood of Jesus and then pray to God to make me the woman that I am.The truth is that you would be shocked if such thing happened to you.
if you woke up with Linda's money won't you live life to the fullest no matter what bored blog readers comment? P.S. this also counts as what i will do if i woke up as a woman
it seems the men here are repulsed by the imagination of being a woman, while the women don't think of it as a suicide ticket.life *sigh*#putshandoncheek#
I cant imagine being a man, chukwu aju!to be a woman is liberating and there is nothing that can be compared to that feeling.I love being a lady, its the best gift God gave me as a human being.if i wake up as a guy, i would book an appointment for a sex change and hormone therapy immediately.its too difficult being a man, no matter what the world says about females.we def run this world a million times than the male specie
I know, I feel bad for Linda. Which guy would like to volunteer to take Mz. Linda to the cloud and back? This is a subtle cry for assistance in that department.
hahaha gash!! i will look for the nearest guy to give me a good fxxk so i will feel wat it looks like to hav Orgasm befor natur will chang its mind again. hav the feel of click tickling, lol...linda u are just nutty!!!!
Lol...kk I can understand smfin here, most guys that commented hates d idea while most girls loves the idea and wanna knw what it feels lik being a man! Buh u girls are derailed do u 4 a second think its olways about sex there are other issues associated in being a man, d reality of taking care of ur self and majority odas will olways b paramount nd do u knw what that means? Uv 4goten men hav so many roles 2 play in the society, d orgasm we enjoy is just a bonus for ol the stress, that's y u see men of different ages doing what they can to have dis @ any given tym cuz without dis we definitely hav nofin much to boast of, it puts a mind @ ease, buh sm women out there are still enjoying this even more. If I wake up a girl I think I'l hv 2 drink poison cuz I cnt imagine sm1 putting me in positions he'd lik while fucking me LOL
This Linda don spoil finish,sometimes I want to think that you are sex starved,again i tell myself no she cant be,because I know you are rich and can afford any man of your choice,that's if you don't have a boy friend,so what's with all this of orgasm talk? or is it just for fun?worried face,Sandy Berry. s.imoh@yahoo.com
its amazing how people think, especially that people would fix there whole life around sex is amazing. I really don't think its possible I wake up a girl but if in my second life I had to choose a gender I 'll remain a man but definitely not because of sex
I'll pray to Gd to take me away from this wicked world... why on earth should I wake up as a woman...? I wonder why Bad things happen to good people. lol
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Lwkmd! Linda u gorrit right, i will first wank off the early morning Boner, not dt i don't get d orgasm weneva i want to as a lady, all i need is a Nice touch on d Clit, lol. But it will be good to know wat avn a Boner feels lyk.
I will sleep again,till ai come back as a man.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
I'll check how big my prick is..
Linda asewo ni e o...
God forbids, should it happens I will take rat poison.I love being a man.
Lol @ Linda. O babe, u need a correct generous man jor.
SLEEP....so i can wake up again as a man
Linda ikeji ashewoooo
Orgasm on a sunday? Smh
I will impregnate some sexy grls. Hahahahahah.
Linda sef!! U and orgasm.
Don't worry, u"ll have one soon.
Wow. I will go back to bed. Sleep. ENGR Emy
I'm so glad that I'm a man:-)
Crazy linda
For real the first thing i will do is scream then crosscheck and look for the nearest pastor.
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Me too Lindiwe...I will f**k soo hard....
Dunno, don't ever want to be a girl...u shud ask Onynx...
Lmao...bad gurl...
The the hell outta my bestie
Party non stop
Cry
If I woke up as a man, the first thing I'd do is get good head from my boy friend. He should have a taste of that. ;)
Check d size of ma d....k!
have sex with peter okoye!!!
I'll go back to bed nd pray I wake up back as a woman.(have enough orgasm as it is. Lol)
Loool..linda u ar funny..if I wake up as a girl I swear am gettin laid..I want to see how it feels..hahaha...................................#KingOfKings
Linda pervert. At ur old age
Hahahahahahah ......if I wake up as a babe rather cute or ugly I go 1st cry ...b4 lookin gor somthin postiv
#yara
If I woke up as a man. I would go back to sleep bcos I don't want to b a man
I'd pee standing up. It looks so cool, lol.
True word Linda, am with u on dat.
Me a woman? I'll cry all day...
I ll need to sleep again so that I can wake up as normal person. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥
Lol. Linda u wan no wetin guys dey enjoy ni
#picksupmic I will..................#dropsmic
I will quickly woo as many girls as possible and then make sure I make love to so many. I will try to apply this crasy mentality of our Nigerian men who say that "MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE". Wink
Lindami 2day is sunday oo.
I will touch my prick to be sure... nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com
*PickUpDMikeNdChaseHer* Linda nwa ikeji! Linda ooooooooo! Come back here! Y an orgasm? Is it dat ur r fascinated about d male orgasm or u r just sex starved? Hian!!!!!!!!! Linda.......... Ok oh! Lol! Btw, if I wake up as d opposite, I will go to church nd do thanksgiving, then go for a whole body nd wardrobe makeover! Being a man is not easy oh nd coupled wit d fact that u have to hide most of ur emotions like crying or squealing in public! As a woman, am free, free emotions, free to experiment, free to talk like I want, Wear whatever colour I want. Being a woman is being free! Being a man is just too uptight nd choking! dats y men die earlier than women, we take in too much nd not allowed to give out much.
#GozManuel Says#
If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I'll do is twErk
I will go look for a woman to shag to know how it feels. lol
Hehehehhehe........ Lindodo d bad pikin,well na to feel hw dem tak dey feel me na....
Conclude that its a dream, go back to sleep and then wake up as myself. And Linda, try to fix this issue with loading comments. To comment on this blog now is as difficult as getting a job in Nigeria. *rme*
I don't want to reason it oooooo, but if it happens, i will cry my life out.
Supposing u wake up as a woman in her menstrual period. You go regret am die
Get a blow job!
cherry
1. check out the size of my new penis and hope that its real big
2. have sex asap
!Lolll! Just cant help but love you the more Linda ikeji. Despite the fact that some of your blog readers talk trash and! make silly comments about you, you still live life to the fullest. Have fun joor. HAPPY SUNDAY!
Tufiakwa its better imagined than experienced me turn 2 a woman ?Chukwu ekwela.
IF I WAKE UP AS A MAN, THE 1ST THING I WILL DO,IS TO MARRY THE NEXT PERSON(LADY)I SET MY EYES ON.
Change back!
Change back!!
Hehe. Spoilt you DoroLinda. For me, hmmm, ask Ibinabo, she hold my answer.
For all guys we don't ever want to be a girl or a woman. Guys are right? And even if I change to a woman am gonna fuck and suck real niggaz. #lols Jopeyemi@gmail.com
Jamb question.
go down on my knees and pray to God to change it.. patoswife@gmail.com
Hehheheh very hilarious...I will first of all check if my p*nis is 8inches if not I will sleep again 2 return being abeg. I can't fit shout..lol
...Her Excellency....
Na so you like the thing? I am just asking.
Same thing as yours linda, life is too short not to have one..
www.mimiubini.com
I would make a difference by not doing too much "shakara" for men who come after me.
Linda, come make I cure your konji oh
Linda. U too spoil sha. Orgasm in what way. Masturbatin?
Linda, e get some yans wey no fit u at all. No be d same u wey I dey see for interviews? Reserved, quiet? Except na Laura dey compose some of these yans sha.
Getting laid, apako straight what to know how it feels to be a lady be fired...
Lord please i dont wanna b a gal for a second, they r as dramatic as there period,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS N WONT DIE #WORD
So Linda u haven't had an orgasm before? If so that's not fair.
Picksmic......i will definitely have sex and experience orgasm as a man. Talk2vicann@yahoo.com
linda lol..u don spoil finish!
I will go back to sleep
I promise you all, including Linda, that the first thing you'll do if you wake up as a member of the opposite sex is panic and wonder how that happened. It is too bizarre for that not to happen. Anyone that says otherwise is thinking critically about this.
turn my new found punani into a money making machine
YOLO!!!
Hian!
I'll pray for God to switch me back to myself biko...and I'll go back to sleep.
*My R1.50c comment*
Crazy question that can never happen #bright bravo#
I need to chat #nllsmrt@gmail.com
If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I will do is 'go back to sleep until further notice',cause definitely I must be a very serious fadeyi oloro for that to happen. Aunty linda, ko jhor
Lmao! Linda I love you....bad geh! But guess what? I don't ever wanna imagine waking up with a d*ck, I love being a b*tch lol
I will be so scared to do anything
Check the size of my boobs
I will find my ex n rape him in d ass, so that when next he wants to sleep with a woman, he will be gently, n not be an asshole.
Lol....Linda fear God!!!
pee standing up lool
have sex...i want to know the feeling from a mans persepective
Lols linda linda!! Lols well I will have to go back to sleep,cos I cnt stand 2 be a woman.......#feeling fly as a man#Amicable
Spoilt giel. For me I'll fall asleep again and wake up as a dude. #donteverwannabeafemale
I WILL DO WAT U WILL DO LINDA
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HAPPY SUNDAY BEAUTIFUL PPLE...
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Moye B
I can't jst imagin dat#ugly#
I'll go back to sleep. #Mr Vybez#
I would rape my flirty gfs...lols
Go and pee....to make sure my male anatomy is functioning well!
Haaa! Linda!! Chai! But..... I thought....... Na wha ooo
What! People will now be fucking me? Hell Fucking NO!!!! I WON at life when i came into this world with a dick...Bursting all types of nuts into you females...So sweet :)
Awww, Linda my ever so inspiring love, u've never had an orgasm? I can relate. Used to be like u until I learnt how to have sex, yes! There is a wrong nd right way to do it nd until u get it right u'll never enjoy it (for women tho) wish I could help u, but d easiest way to enjoy sex is with another female. Aswear it's mind numbing. Hehehe
same here tho, I'll just find the nearest bottle and f*ck the living daylight out of myself, infact I'll have sex the whole day, make sure I do all those stuff girls do in porn, sq**rting and all
I think linda speaks for most women but i feel as a guy you wouldn't want to have sex if you woke up as a girl. Another guy ramming into you and liking it? Eeeww.
Na to go back to bed o!
I will fuck a girl, want to know how they feel
Craze girl linda, so u're trying 2 say u hardly have orgasms as a female, no wonder u like big dicks
God forbid, I will cry till God change me back to a man!
If I wake as a man,hmmmmmm..... I wil fuck any gal close jst 2 feel wat guys enjoy.....
~@iamJbankz Olamide's PA~
I would scream and shout blood of Jesus and then pray to God to make me the woman that I am.The truth is that you would be shocked if such thing happened to you.
Fag!
Hahahahaha this has just made my sunday lol
I'll pout my lips nd take a selfie
#male--> female
Lols linda tank u 4 dis question I go first fuck all da gals in da street I really wish I could teste pussy lols marydanladi180@gmail.com
Loool, But you can Twerk as a man na...
Ah! Sleep back straight! .Oyindamolaharvey@yahoo.com
Am a girl so if i wake up as a boy i will hv sex with a girl to see how it feels for them
if you woke up with Linda's money won't you live life to the fullest no matter what bored blog readers comment? P.S. this also counts as what i will do if i woke up as a woman
The little fag just said his mind., SMH..
Homo!
i will faint and wake again to find myself normal again.
U don take style talk true.. Hehehe
Vice Versa buh linda ur tots re crazY
Linda, may be you never had one as a woman. I can help you.
LMAO!! @till i come back as a man,I love you Bonario NNAGS i swear.you seem like you will be a great lover!my kisses to you,muaaahh!!
Hahhahahaaa!!!
it seems the men here are repulsed by the imagination of being a woman, while the women don't think of it as a suicide ticket.life *sigh*#putshandoncheek#
I cant imagine being a man, chukwu aju!to be a woman is liberating and there is nothing that can be compared to that feeling.I love being a lady, its the best gift God gave me as a human being.if i wake up as a guy, i would book an appointment for a sex change and hormone therapy immediately.its too difficult being a man, no matter what the world says about females.we def run this world a million times than the male specie
Lmaooooooo
I know, I feel bad for Linda. Which guy would like to volunteer to take Mz. Linda to the cloud and back? This is a subtle cry for assistance in that department.
Hahahahahahaha....am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ really wanna know how that feels...GEJ
if i wake up a girl i wanna have orgasm 2
IF I WOKE UP AS A FEMALE, I WOULD SAMPLE SOME GUYS I'VE BEEN EYEING AS A MALE *WINK*
Provided i can change back any time i want, i will probably enrol myself in an all girls school. #IfYouKnowWhatiMean
~BADOO OF COVENTRY
GAY LORD U DON TALK AS UR MIND BE.
Ahahahaha ise bere niyen, i'll check d size of my dick and *dancing*........
If i wake up a man,I go take am like that.
Onyx Godwin talk e true mind here. As e be man so e get crush on Peter Okoye.
Look for a dude to suck my pussy!.... of my laptop
Will stream lyk a mad psn ehisarthur@ahoo.comy
Probably go back to bed and assume I'm dreaming.......thomassolomon67@yahoo.com
i will go back to sleep
fantasy
BORN TO SHINE!!!!
i will go back to sleep
fantasy
BORN TO SHINE!!!!
Hahahah. Funny u
Mehn!! I no want oo. Na to go bac sleep oo
hahaha gash!! i will look for the nearest guy to give me a good fxxk so i will feel wat it looks like to hav Orgasm befor natur will chang its mind again. hav the feel of click tickling, lol...linda u are just nutty!!!!
Lmao. I'd screw D'Banj.
Lol...kk I can understand smfin here, most guys that commented hates d idea while most girls loves the idea and wanna knw what it feels lik being a man! Buh u girls are derailed do u 4 a second think its olways about sex there are other issues associated in being a man, d reality of taking care of ur self and majority odas will olways b paramount nd do u knw what that means? Uv 4goten men hav so many roles 2 play in the society, d orgasm we enjoy is just a bonus for ol the stress, that's y u see men of different ages doing what they can to have dis @ any given tym cuz without dis we definitely hav nofin much to boast of, it puts a mind @ ease, buh sm women out there are still enjoying this even more. If I wake up a girl I think I'l hv 2 drink poison cuz I cnt imagine sm1 putting me in positions he'd lik while fucking me LOL
If that ever happens,i'll seek linda wherever she's hiding and make sweet love to her #poorgirlreallyneedsdick#
Female-male
I will stir at the mirror for hours to see whether am blessed or cursed.....hehehe
Play with my boobs
This Linda don spoil finish,sometimes I want to think that you are sex starved,again i tell myself no she cant be,because I know you are rich and can afford any man of your choice,that's if you don't have a boy friend,so what's with all this of orgasm talk?
or is it just for fun?worried face,Sandy Berry.
s.imoh@yahoo.com
i will go back to sleep cos i sure would know it can only be a dream...
its amazing how people think, especially that people would fix there whole life around sex is amazing. I really don't think its possible I wake up a girl but if in my second life I had to choose a gender I 'll remain a man but definitely not because of sex
I'll pray to Gd to take me away from this wicked world... why on earth should I wake up as a woman...? I wonder why Bad things happen to good people. lol
Nice one. Lmao
What if u have Miley's ass
What if it becomes permanent after sex?
linda oooo
SPOT ON LINDA...COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. HI FIVE!
linda oo u sef nawa. i agree with u shaa. lol
Always imagined wat it feels like for the men when dey cum.....hehehehe......Linda u be correct babe.
conji na bastard i swear...linda go collect service i beg...e don tey
I'd pee standing up.
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