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Sunday 4 May 2014

Presidential Media Chat: Some of the things our president said tonight

The 7th edition of the Presidential Media Chat has come to an end. A burning issue discussed is the missing school girls. President Jonathan said wherever the girls are, the military would get them. He said security personnel are working round the clock to rescue the girls and also pleaded with parents and guardians of the missing girls to cooperate with them to get the girls freed. He said no negotiation has taken place because no one or group has claimed responsibility for the kidnapping.

On reports of them being married off, the president said "To who?". He said the Principal of the school told him that 53 of the girls have escaped from the kidnappers.

On people comparing the Niger Delta militants with Boko Haram men, he said the BH men are faceless and so makes it difficult to even have discussions with them. He said he first met Niger Delta warlords like Asari Dokubo in the state house in a meeting called by former Pres. Olusegun Obasanjo and the militant leaders were there to lay down their grieviances. He said Boko Haram men are terrorists as their ideology is different from that of the Niger Delta militants as those ones do not go about bombing market places and killing people. He said a lot more. Please continue...

On rumours of helicopters dropping food stuff for boko haram members, he said no one has come out with pictures to authenticate these claims. He said "One does not need network to take pictures" but no one has been able to take any picture showing helicopters dropping foodstuff'.

On why his government hasn't dared to go to Sambisa Forest where Boko Haram men are believed to be staying, GeJ said “If I go there or send any of my ministers they will just kill you.”

On the Federal Governments directive of schools and Government offices to shut down during the World Economic Forum Africa which is to hold from Wednesday 7th to Friday 9th, he said the move was needful so as to control free flow of traffic. He said Nigeria is not the first place to do such and that when he was in Netherland for the Nuclear summit, some institutions were shut down during the course of the summit. He said that places like Davos where the World Economic summit takes place cannot close down institutions because every year the WEF takes place there and the place has been designed to host the world yearly. He said private enterprises were not compelled to close down but are only advised to close down so as to help traffic free flow.

On seeking international help for the security challenges Nigeria is facing, Pres. Jonathan said he has reached out to Pres. Obama twice on the matter and security personnel from America were sent down to Nigeria. He also said he has reached out to the Presidents of France, China and other neighboring countries such as  Cameroon, Ghana and Benin republic for assistance. On some Northern Governors visit to the US, he said it is not a Federal Government arrangement. He said he is always pained whenever he hears any Nigerian passes on as a result of the madness called Boko Haram.

On the Rebasing figures and unemployment, Pres. Jonathan said even with the Economy rebasing, Nigerian Government cannot employ everyone but would only create the best environment for the private sector to excel. He said it was a good thing for Nigeria to be hosting the WEF Africa and said according to the Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, visitors for the WEF Africa have began to show interest in investing in Nigeria.

On the alleged missing $20b, Pres Jonathan said its now a phenomenon for any government in power in Nigeria to record a story of missing funds. He said with the money being claimed to be missing, such moneies would no doubt have adverse effect on the economy. He said if such amount of money is missing, America would know about it and said nobody should deceive themselves.

On Minister of Petroleum Dieziani Alison Madueke going to court to stop investigations on the N10b private jet scandal, Pres Jonathan said he is not aware she's gone to court. He said as a Minister, she has spent more of her time appearing before the parliament than doing her job and said it appears there is a case of parliamentary dictatorship by the members of the house of Representatives. He said they are all politicians and so would also bring politics into their activities. He said he does not see Dieziani as being corrupt and so cannot drop her as a Minister. According to him, there is nothing wrong in her hiring private jets and that other Ministers and politicians also hire private jets.


On his declaration to run again, he said he believes that is not what is important to Nigerians. He said security, food etc are the things on the minds of Nigerians and also said the PDP which is the "Champion, one with the cup" is waiting for the opposition to field their candidates so that the PDP would know who they are up against.

On claims that he said Boko Haram has infiltrated his cabinet, he said he never made such a comment, and that the way journalists twist words makes one wonder sometimes. He said what he said was that Boko Haram has infiltrated the Government which is made up of the Judiciary, Executive and the Parliamentary. He said he never said they have infiltrated his cabinet which is made up of the Vice President and the Ministers.

On the strike by Polytechnic lecturers, he said "we are handling it".

On the recommendations that would come out from the ongoing National CONFAB, he promised that whatever recommendations from the confab would not be stopped.

While ending the chat, Pres. Jonathan pleaded with the Parents and Guardians of the missing Chibok girls to come out with the identities of the missing girls. He said with the list from WAEC, its obvious that most of them, about 90% are Christians. He pleaded with the parents to cooperate with security agents.

Some of the comments he made
* “I don’t know where they are… there is no confirmation of the location of the schoolgirls, you are a journalist, you know more than me.”

* "If I exercise 40/50% of my powers, Nigerians would say I am a dictator. Some African leaders who used only 60 were condemned as dictators"

* “I assure you that we will get the girls out but we can only do it with the co-operation of their parents and guardians.”

* "Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria, is mere common theft. The word corruption is being abused, it's just mere theft."

* “Even when I’m in church I am monitoring what is happening. Anytime I get reports of an attack somewhere… my face will change immediately… my expression will change. It used to happen every Sunda

* “Anytime I hear of any one Nigerian dies I feel pained… even if it’s a Boko Haram member – I am their president.”y.”

* “Pakistan terrorists have been fighting terrorism for over 10 years now so it’s not something that a 6 months State of Emergency can solve.”

* “The Petroleum Minister has appeared before the Parliament for over 200 days… in the Nigerian Parliament you’ll agree with me that there is more politics than work.”

* “People have been confusing corruption with stealing. If public officers steal money they term it under corruption….”


* "PDP is the champion. We are the ones holding the belt. We are waiting to see the challenger"

* "The popular Nollywood wasn't captured in the assessment of the economy as Africa's strongest'

* “If Sanusi hadn’t been suspended he would have come up with a different figure… If anyone steals $50 billion or $20 billion anywhere America will know, they will tell you where it is; it is their money.”

191 comments:

Anonymous said...

"IF I GO THERE,THEY WILL JUST KILL YOU." Gosh, this man is clueless! See who is running our country? Na wa o! I don't even know who will save Nigeria at this point. SMH

Unknown said...

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Hashtags like
#PresidentialMediaChat
#GEJMediaChat
Describe GEJ
The Niger Delta
This GEJ
But in all the funniest is still:
#AmericaWillKnow
Now trending seriously on twitter. If you are bored and wanna laugh, go check out the hash tag!
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To see more GEJ comments

Anonymous said...

Wao wat a pity we just have a clueless man and figure head has president, why wld a president jus t be using his hands to express himself, he should just do and go #america will know

Anonymous said...

We are done for in this country. We have a foolish person in power and other foolish people trying to get in power. APC. PDP. Am done. I am leaving this country for good. I wish you all blow to hell.
We deserve our government, after all we tolerate them.

Chidimma said...

Dear Mr president, I agree with ur idea of theft but it is not mere, because from clap it enters dancing. I liked the way u answered the questions, but in any case purchasing private Jets with government money is corruption. On no account should u compare us with Pakistan or any other country fighting terrorism, as we are not the same level with them. This your government is yet to convince an average Nigerian of safety.

Anonymous said...

Dumb president..ur face changes?? Mtchhhwww..Goodluck Clueless Jonathan..2015 some retarded fvctards will still vote for him again..#AmericaWillKnow.................#King

Olubukola Ozone said...

Well said Mr President... Can I leav now???

Anonymous said...

So what #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

GEJ and tactical answers. But hes said all he can as GCFR. what else do we wanna hear?

Unknown said...

We really are in trouble! This man dumb no be small.

Unknown said...

Chai! May God give u d strength oga jona! I always say it, its nt easy. Whoever feels its easy shud get on dat seat! He's confused. He needs our support and nt curses. Jesus pLs be wit him to make our country beta!

Anonymous said...

Well done Linda. Nice journalistic round-up. Kudos!

Anonymous said...

"I want President Jonathan to communicate with the Nigerian people, to realize that leadership has a strong psychological component: in the face of silence or incoherence, people lose faith."~chimamanda Adichie

Anonymous said...

When I hammer, America will know

Bella j said...

Just help the poor masses and innocent lives bin wasted, JONA do something oh! Do it fast before its too late, he's speech was not a bad one, he was able to answer most of d questions and made it clear that chibok people should assist d government and support them so as to get the help they need. It is obvious ther is something not right about the chibok people. .

BONARIO NNAGS said...

I rarely watch nollywood movies,same as this presidential media chat. Doesn't help your intellect.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

True Talk by Mr President

Anonymous said...

No be lie ooooooo. Abeg tell dem make dem know

Leecia said...

I was watching d media chat,and immediately I was shedding tears,I was so angry dat I switched 2 anoda channel.

Anonymous said...

This guy no dey ever make a single sense. Nigga is a complete joke, whoever voted for this guy anyway? Champion holding belt? Did he actually say that , Linda? When did governance turn to boxing.? Challenger ko, Dodge Caravan ni. Am just so happy I didn't vote for ur clueless ass. You are the biggest disgrace to Nigeria ever. You need to resign and go bury your head in shame. You are a failure. PERIOD.

Editor said...

long story get your post utme past question and answers here jare

xtra112 said...

GEJ..we ask u to be a dictator in this BH issue..posterity will judge u if you don't.
U are clueless

Debbie Chelsea said...

Well said Mr.presido...God is with u cos i know it's not easy....

Anonymous said...

Confuse Jonathan

Unknown said...

America will know. classic!!!!

Angel said...

This man speaks like an illiterate!! Was he expecting BH to start a party for people for people sent to the forest????
What a laugh...his face changes when he hears bad news and then what....

BRIGHTINO said...

Lwkmd ..mr president is so funny.

globaldeji said...

YEEEEEE!!!!! this is impossicant! if it were my job, he would score Below Expected Performance for the financial year. The future of this country am very afraid is bleak...imagine our President! boboyi ko lo school...

DondanteScope said...

Lol.... Speechless

Bolateetoh said...

I read through d whole passage n i'm very sorry to say dat our president is FULL OF SHIT! He's saying "mere theft" as if d money stolen by dem politicians na kobo. Oh Lord!let d right man rule dis country!

Unknown said...

MAY BE WE SHOULD JUST DROP
A CHLOROFORM BOMB IN THE FOREST
AND GET EVERYONE TO FALL ASLEEP.
THAT WAY WE CAN RESCUE THE GIRLS,
BY SEPARATING THE SHEEPS FROM THE GOATS.....

AFTER MOVING THE SHEEPS TO A SAFE LOCATION, THEN WE CAN SELL THE BH GOATS TO THOSE ISIEWU GUYS

Anonymous said...

And some fools will cm here n curse out GEJ,all he needs is ur prayers n support n not curses pls!!!

Anonymous said...

Mtchewwwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

It's official. Behold the world's Most CLUELESS president. Smh

Mimi said...

I can't get over what Mr Presideny said:* “Anytime I hear of any one Nigerian dies I feel pained… even if it’s a Boko Haram member – I am their president.” I used 2 support GEJ but now I see that he is a complete failure. Lacks authority and good governance. Boko Haram is the enemy! Why do u have to feel pained when one of them dies.You should be happy that their population is reducing. May God terminate all BH members if they are not willing to repent. Imagine the former President of the USA G. Bush feeling pained over a terrorist' death! I can never forget his statement in combating terrorists: "We will snufff them out”. Pls GEJ should go with his goody no shoes caring senseless attitude.

Vex said...

His comments are so lame! No charisma, no leadership quality! Is there a hidden gun behind him somewhere?

Anonymous said...

That's my presido. Well articulated
$$k@y$$

Unknown said...

Linda ur report isn't 100% sha thankGod I watched it. For instance he didn't say other ministers hire or have private jets. He said the ministry of patroleum has one it comes with the position and if anything happens the minister is permitted to hire one. He didn't answer the questions satisfactorily sha and wasn't so smart with his answers tried to avoid alot and said he didn't know alot of things.

Bonita Bislam said...

How did Jonathan find himself in this precarious position of matching shit and adorning our faces with it? Most of what he said here doesn't make sense! And to think he actually brought the missing malaysian plane ish as a consolation for his govt inability to find the chibok girls is a big shame!
The moon has really descended between the govt & her citizens.We're just walking shadows clinging to each other.

Anonymous said...

Lol ...... That's all I can say while I petty this our country

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

When ever I hear this man talk I weep for my country.........so clueless mr president

Walata said...

Thank God u made it clear that running for 2015 ain't the issue at hand, u bera act fast n get Naija stable ASAP cos u are the leader or president or whatever GCFR or GCON, but for that missing $20b I am still shaking my head tho

Anonymous said...

This is just primary school boy answer. We're reaping the fruits of our education in Nigeria where we don't work for anything . Hence a half baked presido to rule our affairs in Nigeria.

vbm pin 7439955a said...

Mr P no P just do your P that's the P. Cheers to everyone still living. ENGR E.

Anonymous said...

rubbish and fruitless words

Anonymous said...

I feel for dis man,its not easy at all

Unknown said...

Stupid talk frm a stupid man.....his answers are short and unexplainable smh

Anonymous said...

This guy is clearly in over his head. Very pedestrian answers that betray some deep illiteracy under that PhD. Jona, the only logical thing for u to do now is resign.

Queen Bee said...

Was this man high' before coming for this media chat?there is dis 'I don't give a fu#k aura around everything he's saying this evening!

Anonymous said...

it is not easy to be a president my people.... Godluck GOD DEY WITH YOU... anyway i am in america.

Gen K. Student said...

I'm sorry to say that after listening to our President talk, I'm forced to come to the conclusion that he is unfit to hold office.

Anonymous said...

Articulated response

Anonymous said...

I think we should give GEJ a break.
If we say GEJ is surrounded by the wrong pple Let's call them out & demand their resignation. This attitude of calling only GEJs name in every matter isn't helping. We have to be more specific, so we begin to deal with guilty parties appropriately.
If d airport is bad, we will call GEJ how abt calling d ministèr, DG or head of FAAN & demand their work reports & if their hands r tied then we know ok its from "above". If not, we demand their resignation.

We hv to DESIST from mere insults but, need 2 look at matters critically bcos if not we r just like our elected leaders.

Also, I know our police & co. No dey try but we hv 2 demand 4 better living conditions, health Insurance, arsenal, public recognition for bravery, free éducation 4 their wards till at least sec. 4 them That way, when they mess up we can attack them appropriately. Put urself in their shoes.

Most Nigerians are analyst but also just talkatives. Since we know the issues, WHAT IS THE WAY FORWAR?
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP CHANGE THINGS IN NIGÉRIA STARTING 5TH MAY

Anonymous said...

gud job sir, wish u wel.

Anonymous said...

This man is am intelligent man,i watched it and it was interesting, and ad for Tiwa you lost a fan by calling someone that sings way more than you failed,dont ever call anyone failed no one knows tomorrow

Unknown said...

Nice speech mr president,do all u can to get dis girls back,its painful to loose a child nt to talk of 200+as for d asup u talked about pls d student have rily suffered,dey already lost a whole seasion.I believe dis country wld still be @ peace sumday.

AAA Events and Design said...

It is well with Nigeria. One thing I am confident of is this "A Nigeria the whole world will envy, void of corruption and violence, where the good of the land is also enjoyed by the masses"
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Anonymous said...

This guy lacks a lot,no gumption,no charisma,zero intelligence.its a pity we v him as president,obasanjo welldone!!!

Anonymous said...

Na God go save this country o

Anonymous said...

All these "he said, he said" is too much na...haba

Unknown said...

I'm Not Sure I'm Impressed By Him!!

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¤GROWN MAN IN A YOUNG BODY¤

ary said...

Doesn't seem like he missed anything.

Anonymous said...

This man is really clueless,just too much word and saying nothing in particular,the ones abachas family took was japanese money abi,was there no america then,abeg take several seats jere or bikonu just resign n lets av some peace

Unknown said...

I'm Not Sure I'm Impressed By Him!! Glad i dint watch the media chat cause each time i do, i 1st get upset with the poor baground old cotton @ the presidential palace...

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¤GROWN MAN IN A YOUNG BODY¤

Anonymous said...

This President is just toooooooo stupid for my liking,nothing he has said here makes sense or comforts me or even gives me hope.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh! Inalilahi!!! Wich kind president God com gve us like this duniya!!! U r pained wen BH membr is killd nd dat America wud knw if deres a misin fund cuz its dere moni??? Jama'a wot iz diz?

brezzy said...

Is this a president? #speachless

Unknown said...

May God help and direct us

Anonymous said...

May God give my president the divine wisdom he needs to lead this country. Leading a country like Nigeria is not easy, you need wisdom from above. Carry on my president, God is watching your back. I LOVE MY PRESIDENT

BELINDA said...

Hahhahaha...#AmericawillKnow is d new trend! Lmao! All hail our president! #AmericawillKnow...all I know is sha #BringBackOurGirls

Anonymous said...

WHO PUT THIS MAN AS PRESIDENT? WOW!

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha... my dear president dull sha..

Anonymous said...

This man is a bastard. Not once did he mention any plan on how to eradicate terrorism in Nigeria. GET OUT OF OFFICE and let someone that knows how to be an effective leader take over.

Anonymous said...

This clown is even more clueless than I thought....smh and this who you chose as your president?

Unknown said...

Uhmmm....mr P....u have alot of issues rite naw en u still have tyme ta talk bout politics...callin ursef en ur oda party members championz....well...its always been bout dah money...u goon die someday man....buh pls for once in ur pathetic tenure...do something guud...just get our gurls bak...pls...u sayin parents shld coperate i dunno knw wat u meant by dat....u dah freakin president for Christ sake...no one forced u...was ur choice so perform ur duty...talkin bout ur shitty facial expressions wen ur fellow citizens ar suffering....i srly dunno hw u sleep at night...just pls get our gurls bak....callin theft "common"...well dats hw u bastards dere see it....i srly hope u don't win dat election...dah country has suffered too much already....couldn't believe i eva liked u.....u just a sick man

makasteve said...

I don't get anything from what this baba is saying o. God have mercy

Anonymous said...

Read the lines,the problem we have is politics and the media,Jona is doing more better that formal presidents,they where more corrupt,and the plan to spoil the image of Jona will never work,all this happenings are all because his not from the north or a muslim

Unknown said...

Gibberish..I used to argue among my friends DAT GEj was smarter Dan dis sect hmmm Neva new he's a bunch of Cowardice DAT lack courage..What a weakling we have for a president.... ILUV my TECNOM7

Paulette said...

#faints!!!! WTFFFFFF!!!

Anonymous said...

surely this man is not this daft! surely this is not the president we have!

I wept while reading this!

Unknown said...

To be honest.It's only prayer that can save us in this country. We cannot put our trusts on this GOODLUCK JONATHAN GUY. CORRUPTION IS DIFFERENT FROM STEALING, HAVE U CHECKED UR DICTIONARY LATELY, MR PRESIDENT.

Anonymous said...

How does this help? Does it bring back our girls? Does it return the dead victims of the bomb blast to their loved once? Does this provide employment? Does this console our crying mothers? Mr president, Our Chibok girls of age 15-18 are being held captives and tortured! Even though we know u not perfect You should do more of ACTING rather than Talking Talking Talking!! Well like your wife said " There is God ooh" #Tear# *Nkey*

Girl said...

"This is a trying times for this country"-GEJ
Moving away...boko haram have now become faceless because people have started calling out. What happened to the committes he has been setting to dialogue with them??? The committes that have helped him be 'on top of the situation'? Where they all futile attempts? Why were we not told? Why has he been leading us on to think he was doing something? GEJ, GEJ, GEJ...iko gi na eju!!! God will judge!

Unknown said...

Is totally wrong for anyone to compare B.H an MEND. Bh are just cruel animals that kill for fun

Unknown said...

To be honest. It's only prayer that can save us in this country. We cannot afford to put our trust in this Goodluck Jonathan of a guy. He hasn't convinced me that he cares for the citizens of nigeria. How can he say STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION. Last time i checked my dictionary, Corruption is the dishonest or fraudulent conduct of those in power.

Anonymous said...

Well said Mr. President! Bravo!! Remember Karma

Anonymous said...

If these answers aren't enough reasons to impeach this man then there is a serious problem. Now I am convinved he bought his doctors degree.

Anonymous said...

Corruption is mere common theft.... did this man smoke something before answering that question

omalicha Uj said...

Nawa for GEJ..ooooo.. May God help us

infinite absence said...

o lord please save us from this foolish president ...he should take advice from the south korean president ..just step down if u dont have the wisdom to handle the problems and let someone with the God given wisdom rule...

tunde bakare is the only man that has spoken and speaks the truth

Unknown said...

He has spoken well......lets watch n see him bring OurGirlsAlive...

Anonymous said...

God will always be your strength Mr president.

Anonymous said...

The Presido! GEJ ÇŸÆžd Baba Suwe shld act together in a yoruba film, even Usofia can act with him too

Kohol Iornem said...

Hhhhmn! We don enter one chance

Anonymous said...

The greatest mistake Nigerians ever made was to elect this dumb ass douchebag as president. Cant believe he said this..

Aymii said...

I thought he was gonna Resign live on TV.......guess i was dreaming!

Can someone please tell me how corruption differs from "Common theft"???????? Amin which is a lesser crime,?? Or which of the two evils do we condone????common theft or corruption???????

So journalists have more info on the whereabouts of our missing girls than our commander in chief has????????

He exercises like what???????? 0.005% of his powers so that we don't call him a dictator??????

Why should anyone be pained over the death of a Boko member???????....plus he Agrees hes the president of Boko haram members too??????

What's his Presidential reaction anytime he hears that hundreds of innocent Nigerians have been slaughterd?????? The Negro frowns his face?????????


Fuck Gej! Dats all. (excuse my indelicate language)


On 2 The Next!

Anonymous said...

Walachia this dude is pen cheap crack!! Withallduerespect?

Pino said...

Abeg, make he go siddon for mirror front. Can u imagine the First man of a country publicly saying 'his face changes every sunday'. Oghene bikor. Wetin make my parents decide to be Nigerians oo. Chei! As one concerned, a security meeting should have been summoned d day it happened and the first lady should have cried dat day. No be 100billion days later, dem con dey display concern. Abegi

Silent Observer said...

Nigeria, OMG. I never believed our president said all this when I got a bbm bc. Smh,we are in deep trouble

That Function Gurl said...

Hmmm!!! *God Help us all* #Bringbackourgirls

Anonymous said...

GEJ, Abacha's fate awaits u. U are a mistake of a president

Uzeeflyness said...

In other words....he is saying "naija u r on ur own,its every man for himself..looting is not stealing...PDP is untouchable...those girls should find their way home..." this man is d dumbest president i hv ever seen in my entire life. Lord save us all

Anonymous said...

Linda wich kind summary b dis naw. I watched d media chat and d president said more than dis. With all dat he said makes me wonder, how did he mak it through university education. D guy was just drifting to irrelevant topics. KAI. They asked him about d current hike in pump price and he was talkin about fuel subsidy protest nd how they were abusing him. He said a whole lot if crap. Dr. indeed. You dont need 2 be a genius to know how irritated d panel was judgung from their facial expression. I do criticize him alot bt this? It just hard bear and accept. I weep 4 naija. Even our so-called educated leader lacks intelligence

mc b warriman said...

Well said mr president,pls we nigerians need more of ur effort to bring back those missing school girls n bring back peace n stability to d nation nigeria.,God Bless Nigeria

Unknown said...

This is hilarious from a president of a country

Anonymous said...

I shouldn't be surprised as we are talking about Goodluck Ebere Jonathan here. But oh my good!!! Is that what we have as president? Wow!! I am speechless! Him n his wife are just incomprehensible. Jesu!!

Unknown said...

So the press knows better than the president? Thats serious...
Theft of public funds is not corruption?
It is well.

Anonymous said...

Arrant nonsense !! Very insensitive and arrogant ! His face will change ? Has his gave ever been cheerful on that seat ? If pikin no sleep mama no go sleep ! We are on our own indeed . May They feel the poor masses are feeling . When God wants to destroy someone !!! Even ur body guard can't protect u . Back to Abacha's downfall !!! We never forget the story . Our God is watching . Professor Patience Jonathan said it ! (Sarcastically) God is Realy watching . If only she knows what she said . The wicked will not go unpunished ! Make I close eye . May God save us in this commercial Lagos cos if BH strike !!! Na trouble

Anonymous said...

We nigerians re finish with this kind of a leader! God help

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:02 u r as dumb,clueless, stupid & unintelligent as d air head Jonathan! Can't bear 2 call d moron president! Nigerians wake up flush dis joker out in 2015 our vote must count!

Anonymous said...

Ur stupidity jst shines through...U r soooo foolish & obviously not in tune wit happenings in d country.. MORON!!!!!

Anonymous said...

My thoughts exactly!!!!!totally speechless!!!

Anonymous said...

No God won't b his strength...He will remove him from office along wit his shapeless toad of a wife & corrupt partners...

Anonymous said...

Its not easy to be a leader . GEJ going through some difficult challenges

Anonymous said...

May God deliver most Nigerians at home and abroad from spirit of murmuring and complaining.

Anonymous said...

R u serious???"let's call out d wrong pple in GEJ's administration & demand their resignation!!!did u smoke marijuana or sm cheap drug???pls take several seats bk like ur obviously brainless & retarded 'president'...

Anonymous said...

Dumb ASS!!!

dee said...

Dey also asked him wat dey re doin about d strikin lecturers, n he ws talkin about pple re on strike n dey still collect salary...which means(" I don't c dem")

Anonymous said...

If you cannot be positive and believe there would be a change how do u expect anyone else to be..this ue country our country no matter where u run to dis is ur home..what if the govt of all country decide dey don't want foreigners where exactly would u go to? Faith is being positive no matter the situation it is time for you to excercise your faith go down on ur knees and pray rather than complain... Ok yes GEJ is not competent but would u leave d safety of ur home to just one man? God has done it bfre saving d isrealites from d egyptians if we all gather and sincerely in our hearts pray who says he can't do it again? He is the same. Stop all dis complains and pray!!!! This is ur home!

Anonymous said...

Bonario, I couldn't agree more!

Anonymous said...

Not high, Queen Bee, drunk! That's his real occupation.

Anonymous said...

U do realise the buck stops on the CEO's table, right? U seem as clueless as ur President

Unknown said...

This man is so confused and clueless God help us in nija

Anonymous said...

Who else came here to read the comments? #lol #cluelesspresident

Anonymous said...

I've been suspicious since he refused to show up for the Presidential debate before the elections. I would have expected a PhD to be eager to debate issues. Everything since then has pointed to the fact that he bought that degree

Anonymous said...

You are so on point

Anonymous said...

You are mad. How dare you compare our kind hearted Christian president to a destroyer of nations, a killer of children. If you don't like it here, leave.

ebonydoc said...

#America will know, its deir money. Jona practically means "Nigeria will not know; its not our money"! #Dumbstatement#

Bony bony said...

Speechless but GOD is d ultimate...

Amarachukwu. said...

God dey sha.

Anonymous said...

The look on his face and those who claim to be chatting with him will tell you where we're headed... business as usual.

Anonymous said...

fuck the president we have had enough already ...

Unknown said...

“If I go there or send any of my ministers they will just kill you.” What a mad statement!! Hmmmnnnnn Nigeria is in trouble!!

swagg isimemen said...

He's nt ready 2 fight anything corruption nd boko haram he's incompitent

Anonymous said...

Jona sud start giving everybody a camera fone o.since he wants even d old men nd Women 2 snap helicopters in d sky wen dey ar droping weapons and food.wen. Even d gov of d state confirmd it.I pray 4 nigeria nw cus am done prayin 4 Gudluck.help dose who need help nt jona

Anonymous said...

May your Wish for dis country land on your head and dat of your Family members

Anonymous said...

Dats bcos you are sensles

Anonymous said...

He doesn't make Sense to you cos your level of intelligence and understanding is very low

Anonymous said...

Amin, I totally agree wit u, that's all we do, murmur and complain. No matter what happens we sit down and keep complaining.
God please forgive Nigeria, bless us again please.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't make Sense to you cos your level of intelligence and understanding is very low

Anonymous said...

Dats bcos you are sensles

Lady kim kim said...

Dis man needs to b checked,he has bo clue whatsoever of wot is happening,dey just bring report to him.what ezactly is he doing in his office.20150go soon come.we will c if u go sleep der..he is just lyk charles logan of 24 season 5 or 6

Unknown said...

U re just as clueless as GEJ is.

Anonymous said...

Not call out the wrong people, call out the people in charge. Funke Fadugba asked a question about meter tampering; really? What happened to the director of dpr

ore said...

I listened in to this chat yday and went to bed with a heavy heart. The language of the president just potrays how removed from reality and clueless he really is. This man has no idea how to run a country. It was very painful to listen to the leader of this nation to spew such nonsense on tv. It made me lose hope. I'm sad for my country.

chukwu cynthia said...

May God give him the strength to carry on' cause the problems of naija are to much. Long live GEJj.

chukwu cynthia said...

Linda when will you post my comments?

Anonymous said...

If the kitchen is too hot,u leave.Nothing in life is easy.GOD only helps those who help themselves.

Anonymous said...

Your the fool for not thinking. Before opening your stupid mouth.Foolish Fool.

Anonymous said...

My broda I tire for some kind statement made by d president,hw can a president say if I go dre or send any of my minister dey will jst kill dem' "if any money is missing america will knw" as if dat was nt enough,mama peace came wit her own drama,

Anonymous said...

GEJ must have be drunk from drinking ogogoro before the media chat. GEJ needs to send army to Sambisa forest to rescue the girls. The media asked him why his govt hasn't dared to go to Sambisa forest where boko haram men are believed to be staying. The stupid president
said, if I go there or send any of my ministers they will just kill him and
his ministers. GEJ is dumb as hell.
GEJ send the army and the air force to the forest to rescue the girls and
kill all the terrorists.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11.47 ur really dumb

Anonymous said...

I was sleeping when my husband came to wake me that GEJ is on air.When he was done I gave a heavy sigh,only to look at my husband had fallen asleep,he said it made no sense @ all,i agreed totally. GEJ r u telling me corruption is allowed? Why do u choose to mock yourself like this,especially on air.A piece of advise,pls resign there's nothing coming out of this man.Nigerians pls let's do the right thing and vote for the right person,lets not be tired. We are Nigerians(strong). Let's rise, come one, come all. We. Can do it.

Anonymous said...

when i read most comments here i see kids that are just lucky to have fones,all yur fathers uncles cousins are part of the pple dat ran this country down now all u do is seat down n cast aspersion on a man that's trying to make a change some group of pple don't want and will do anyting to discredit him, kudos to shallow youths like us (minus-me-sha)tools to propagate their evil agendas

Anonymous said...

Our problem in Naija is that we always placing curse on d president but we want miracle. Please let us be positive and always pray for our leaders. I advice we pray for our leaders instead of placing curse on a seating president. God bless GEJ, God bless Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if u have a clue of what leadership us all about. He has all the resources to make changes and come out with uneducated answers to educated questions. The status of being starts from the head and GEJ is the head. He is being paid substantially and should justify his earnings

Anonymous said...

Who W̶̲̥̅̊È‹̊ƪƪ save us? Som1 like JACK BAUER n CTU

#GIFTEDhands

Anonymous said...

Una dey attack Gej like say everything na automatic. Jux press remote & it wld b fine. Na wa 4 everybody oooh!

Unknown said...

Precisely anonymous! As if de'll do any beta if they were to be on dat seat. Tufia nija! God will give u strength my president. It shall be well

Anonymous said...

Leave already! Dunce

Anonymous said...

CHAI!!!!!!!!!! God why naooooooowwwwww why why why why why why why?????????? Why allow a retard preside over us oh lord!!!!! Why lord!!!!!! Lord this guy has no clue Wtf he's talking about!!!!! And even lesser clue as to how to run his home talk less of running the wealthiest African nation. If he could run just his home..his illiterate wife would be bound and gagged and prevented from making anymore embarrassing public appearances! My friends from other African countries have been calling me laughing at me since they watched her video! Now this dufus comes on her talking about "if you enter the bush they will just kill you"? (ahahahahahahahhahahaha) there is a God ooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

wat oda tym can u use to c any movie? Wen all u do is stay on LIB. U dd not watch d chat cos u wr waitin 4 Linda's own report of d chat. #we all hav dsame 24hrs

Anonymous said...

U all should just shut up. & stop painting white black. Including dis linda,i watched it & he tried in answering all d questions he was asked. What does the people of Nigeria want. Go & take up his position & see if any of u will last 1hr in dat seat. U will come here & start talking nonsense. All his answers made sense. Una wey dey talk una go school. Noise makers. What have u done for ur own country aside coming here to say rubbish. Abeg make all of una go take several seats.

Jewel said...

What has happened to the N1.3tr budgeted for security in 2013??

Unknown said...

this goes to you all zombie who dont know how to address the president of a nation. i have heard alot names being called on this man and its a disgrace. i bet if you happen to be the president , yu will be worse than him. my dear nigerians you have to know nigeria is a third world country still developing and we are not sophiscated in term of techonology and forensics. boko haram attack anytime anywhere. the security forces cannot always stop them. developed countries use emails, call monitores, satelite feeds , torture etc . but in nigeria we dont have such . even traffic cameras we dont have. so you niggy and b....t should know how to respect this man. i bet if this is america , u adress obama like this,OMG you will hate what will happen to ya all. say n korea its automatic death sentence. all we need to do is to work as one and support the president and leak information to make this work. i rest my case

Anonymous said...

OMG! HELP NIGERIA. We look to God for help vos at ds point. ..... Hiannnnnnnnnn

Adekunle Adebayo said...

Am begining to see that most Nigerians are just out to nail the President,He is clue,foolish etc,what has he said wrong again this time.We ALL know the animals in BH,ppl that can cut off a human head,hold it up & celebrate.GEJ has simply state the truth,If anyone goes to that forest,sorry is your story,this is One President that have decided not to use string measures for so many reasons,politics,religion,ethnicity etc,agree with me that even as parent,we cant overlook our kids continious tears,discomfort talkless of death He swore an oath to protect Nigerians,not to kill them,BH are cowards,they shud challenge the Government,Military & not defenseless Nigerians,to be frank,this is a fight against Christians & is high time,we look straight & fight back,if not,the next one might land on our door steps.It is time ALL CHRISTIANS must stand up & fight back

Kenturky said...

God our father in heaven, please help the President of this country and the country at large. Deliver this nation from the shackles of Boko Haram. Let Boko Haram be a thing of the past in Jesus name-Amen! Take Nigeria to the next positive level. Bless Nigeria with a very good and the best politician as president in 2015.

Kenturky said...

God our father in heaven, please help the President of this country and the country at large. Deliver this nation from the shackles of Boko Haram. Let Boko Haram be a thing of the past in Jesus name-Amen! Take Nigeria to the next positive level. Bless Nigeria with a very good and the best politician as president in 2015.

Anonymous said...

If anyone steals $50 billion or $20 billion anywhere America will know, they will tell you where it is;IT IS THEIR MONEY.”...hmmmmm oga ooo

Anonymous said...

You people are insulting the President now,do you think he's just sitting there and doing nothing???!! You're playing into the hands of these terrorists because they don't want GEJ and they're trying to frustrate his government!!! If GEJ doesn't contest or loses the upcoming elections they would have won the battle!!! Be wise!!! Na only the person wen wear shoe sabi where e dey pinch am!!! GEJ is a good man!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 4.20 i cant respond cos u hvnt said anything.
Anon5.23 i agree that it lies on d "CEOs table" but we've been calling his name, abusing him &; its not working. So wat next?
Shebi they say it's only a foolish prsn dat does d same thing....
Concerned citizen

Anonymous said...

Wow,

wellofwaters said...

When a man looses his real identity he becomes desperate for any identity.Let all men discover themselves and our society will be a better great one for all of us.
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Bukana said...

I wonder when Nigerians will begin to think. Someone tell me which Nigerian Leader is better that GEJ? is it Abacha? Babangida? or OBJ? lol.

So you all want GEJ to do what OBJ did in odi? and the no2 question is did d masacare solve anything? Its really unfortunate that we Nigerians in our mights can not even differentiate between the Niger Delta Militants and these BH people.

Can you see that it is very obvious that GEJ is being fought by the past leaders who have clung to power since they were born and they never want to give it up? Now, should we arrest babangida or OBJ and crucify them? People should think before they talk. Check the history of Nigeria, if you need to know it has been one family ruling the country all these while. they have ruled the country since after the civil war till now. One family, i mean one big family (Kaduna stuff). Now a different entity has come and the BH is born.

Its unfortunate that when to elephant battle for supremacy, it is the grass that suffers.

I think its better that we all join hands with Jonathan and Take Nigeria from the hands of this "Big Family"

Got to work now, will get back to this....

Anonymous said...

You must be out of ur silly mind to think u can insult someone or be profane while praying to God. Pls Shut up and ask for forgiveness. Mtschew

Anonymous said...

See ur silly mouth. Come on clean it. You need help urself

Anonymous said...

You need help on how to censor ur mouth. Who are u referring to anyway? I bet u cld show nigerians how easy it is to rule this nation abi. And I bet all d people u've ever voted for in ur life have performed extraordinarily. Park well joor

Anonymous said...

And u're d Albert Einstein abi? Sit one side abeg

Anonymous said...

Negative- If the kitchen is too hot, u cool it down and make it conducive to continue ur cooking. Shld ur family go hungry bc d kitchen got so hot? Moreover, if GEJ gives up n resigns bc of these 2015 election shake ups perpetuated by BH, it wld send a signal to everyone who is a crazy nigerian that d govt bows to pressure caused by d killing and kidnapping of innocent lives.

Anonymous said...

I rarely watch nollywood movies too. But I disagree dat they have something in common with d media chats

Anonymous said...

Dude. u shld listen to urself now. u're d one who's not making sense at all. If u think u can do a better job then come out and let's see hw many of ur party conventions wld pull enough crowds not to talk of getting an actual vote. Mtschew

Anonymous said...

I couldn't continue to watch the media chat, I was so disappointed I had to change the station. It's a real shame. Nigeria needs to rise and look inwards, we real do need American or the French. Let the leaders have a sincere rethink and things will fall into place.

Anonymous said...

Na obj .

Anonymous said...

My sis dey go rig am.dey no go count my vote..

Anonymous said...

o lord! i am disappointed in this man they call jonathan may God of heaven and earth punish him and his cabinet and his government for bringing terrorism into this country.answering questions like a very stupid fellow haba mister so callled president u are not a class captain oooo u are the president of a great nation ooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

o lord! i am disappointed in this man they call jonathan may God of heaven and earth punish him and his cabinet and his government for bringing terrorism into this country.answering questions like a very stupid fellow haba mister so callled president u are not a class captain oooo u are the president of a great nation ooooooooooo

Anonymous said...


Sadly a people deserve the Leaders they get. GEJ is a product of our education and environment. To think he is a phd holder and former govnor. He displays no analytical skills, lacks leadership qualities and has a president is an embarrassment. He cannot lead a classroom let a lone a country like Nigeria.
No detailed solution or plan did he lay out to tackle the terrorism. Allows his fish wife to make a mockery of the issues on TV ny diverting attention from the main issues rather places blame and makes a laughing stock iof herself surrounded by her sycophants. He says nothing to distant himseldpf form a corrup minister he appointed instead bluntly supports the excessive spending public money in a country where a lot people are jobless fueling the rumour that she is a sacred cow and lover . Trivalises stealing of public funds as though it is ok to even steal 10 naira. This man is a disgrace to us all and makes us a laughing stock of the old world, How did you get to be Vice President in the first place .

Anonymous said...

best comment so far!

Anonymous said...

Block head Nigerians, what's wong wit his responses??? Just want to criticize d man

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