Wednesday, September 5, 2012

World's fastest man Usain Bolt set for Manchester United debut

It seems Usain Bolt's dream of playing for Manchester United football club is about to come true. Man U boss Sir Alex Ferguson revealed yesterday that the world's fastest man could make an appearance for the club in a friendly match against Real Madrid next season. Ferguson told Inside United magazine: 
"Usain’s a character and a big United fan. It's interesting he says he'd like to play in a charity game. It could be brilliant, and next year when we play Real Madrid's Legends again, there could be opportunities to bring him up and see how he does."

40 comments:

zaynab said...

This man nd his big head! I don't know, but he reminds me of one of those igbo boys that are into "goods" nd "contEners" idk

BONARIO NNAGS said...

wow! Can't wait to watch him rundown Pepe and Ramos. It will definitely be a great football show.~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310.

Anonymous said...

Yea! Sth tells me he must be igbo somehow. Wow! Next season cha. Chukwudebe anyi ndu biko,if Jesus tarries..

justin said...

wow!!!dat will be gud

Anonymous said...

***about to come "true"??
Linda pls check, I make the same mistake too

Anonymous said...

Well the coaching staff said he couldn't control d ball well,but I guess wiv dat speed jus make him a striker and put d ball on d run 4 him

Anonymous said...

running and playing football is two diffrent things. expectations are always high. he should be wise in his decisions.

ID said...

It'd be Fun to watch..

emeka nduka said...

His dream to play for man u is a good one. But he has to start somewhere may be from all this small european clubs. He has to control his speed b4 he would the goal post while running.
(Emekafacts)

nazzy charles said...

Cnt wait 2 see Bolt wit his long legs in a pitch. Make Ronaldo go use u shine. Lol

Anonymous said...

D guy iz 2 tall 2 play oo #my opinion

Anonymous said...

bad guyss oo
HAHA! HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN CONFIDENTLY WRITE THIS ON THEIR RESUME :"Olympic champion athlete, turned pro Man-U footballer" hahaha! ekwe!
dis guy is da shizznit

Anonymous said...

Hello My Sweet Linda, It would be nice to see what he can do, but next year is so far away jor. But he should know football is not just about running, make him no go turn pius ikedia wey de run pass ball. Lol. Just for laughs. Too funny. Www.talking9japictures.blogspot.com

victor osakwe said...

Na waste of time

Anonymous said...

One day one day! His yansh will open like marion jones........

Anonymous said...

Only him he wan play cricket, him wan play futbal. Mk him kukuma enta WWE, or better still, act porn, since power dey shack am

Anonymous said...

Only him he wan play cricket, him wan play futbal. Mk him kukuma enta WWE, or better still, act porn, since power dey shack am

Kass Babs said...

Running is different from kicking d ball, i think Sir Alex Fergie even knw dis but maybe bkos of a United fan dat he is and fact dat his desire to play 4 United and Sir Alex Fergie also wishes to grant him dis as an Honour too..... But most definitely, too much of Speed is not needed in Football dat evn professional footballers evn control their speed in order not to run faster than the ball, than their team mates, evn prevent running to †ђε dead end depending on the wing they play and most importantly to avoid hard tackle cos in Fball the faster u run, the more you prompt hard tackle and if tackled on high speed. its just like driving a car at 100km in 40/50 mins, God 4bid an accident we all knw how brutal that wud be.... All am tryna say is "There is speed limit in Fball"


Good 4 Bolt, that's a dream come through but e shud be very kiaful in term of Speeding# i dnt want to see him in such mess#

blackmercyvelli said...

Shit post Linda

Kass Babs said...

Let's assume his post on the field.

He can't be defender cos he's too tall, hence short opponents like Messi wud dribble pass him and he'll be prone to committing offences(fouls)

Too tall to be a midfielder due to height i.e long leg. Such midfield is collapsed cos e won't enjoy down ball cos e wud always hav access to the ball coming from the goal keeper, his side wud play volley ball just like bolton wanderers of those days

Definitely not good to top strike cos of speed but e cud hav upper hand in gaining the ball coming from flank( always to net the ball using his head cos he's got height to gain the ball in the air)

I think best position is to play from flank either 7 or 11 if e can use both legs( that's †ђε best position if e can control his speed and if e can make a good Square play) in this he'l be working for (not with but for) Van Persie and Rooney.... #from my own point of view#

Ebiteme Asamaowei said...

Usain has all d qualities of a striker except that he doesn't play proffesional futball maybe that's y sir Alex is kipping him till next year 'make him no go score own goal'. But most importantly wat matters is dat Bolt's blood is RED like we United fans. I can't fit wait to watch him play wallahi

Life of a Warri Girl said...

Am waiting to see him on that field, lets see what he got.

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BRANDIGEST said...

Now let's run some right/left full backs down
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Anonymous said...

You are nicompoop Zaynab. Keep on condeming people that are far more better than ur shrinked face. Islamic whore.

Anonymous said...

Lolzzz ... Dats A̶̲̥̅. Nyc one bt jez remind usain Bolt not to run and stop kuz football is not 100meter race ... L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

Anonymous said...

Lolzzz ... Dats A̶̲̥̅. Nyc one bt jez remind usain Bolt not to run and stop kuz football is not 100meter race ... L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

Anonymous said...

You fool, that man and the Igbo ppl u mention have achieved far more than u can ever achieve. You think ur life is now perfect cos u've got Internet on your phone and can post rubbish on here about people and their business. I curse you Ignorance!

Anonymous said...

I can see peeps who have already Tied down their sense of accomplishment from the comments above. Shame on you wayward Nigerians.

Anonymous said...

this usain bolt sha...

Anonymous said...

Just a friendly!

Anonymous said...

@zaynab, you must be an idiot. What concerns him with igbo guys. Am sure u are one of those that crave to be fucked by we.

Igbos Rock! said...

I like Usain Bolt...the guy is a character in deed. seems fun to be with. @Linda: pls u may have to revisit posting this Zaynab's comments..she comes across as tribalistic..and I keep wondering what she keeps doin in an Igbo person's blog...SMH. just a food for thot, Linda. Igbos Rock!

ebuka said...

i still have a feeling d guy would go into acting.he is a character.remember him collecting d camera from a cameraman after the 100m,only for him to start snapping other cameramen with it.

Musediq said...

I go too laugh this guy when C. Ronaldo begin dribble am ard....who tell u say na make u dey dash na him be football....i like youreffort sha, how he take convince Fergie sef?

Anonymous said...

@Anon 12:28,u sha like using "hello my sweet Linda" to bribe her so that she wld post ur comment cos of ur blog sha. I don catch u. Lol

@brownieebarbie

Anonymous said...

Hunn make d guy no go dey run leav post oo..dis r two dif. Tins(sport) dou he need runin in football but not as dat of d fastest man in d world..hunn can't wait sha

Anonymous said...

Nigerians! Always running their mouths. Usain played both cricket and football in primary and high school in Jamaica before settling for running. Unlike Nigeria, in Jamaica, from prep school, to primary to high school, we are required to do some form of sports. Most of these guys and girls are well rounded sports wise. Even if you are not very good at sports, its compulsory in schools in Jamaica.

Anonymous said...

Chai Zainab wat bad thing did dat man nd igbo pple do 2 u. Am sure the man has neva evin met u joor. Sha its tru dat a legend has enemies. Ah no evin wan tak of wetin hausa pple dn do 2 diz kountry sef. Chai! Badbelle de o

β£αɱɱɨɛ Alhaji said...

good comments...my addition:

Running without pushing/kicking and maintaining course with a football is easy...In fact, it is free dash; Trying to ensure the football stays in line of course, using skills and trying to dribble with too much speed would be a nightmare for him....it could be mastered in the long run, but I think he wont get in and make a first good impression.

He'd apply speed when needed - in a stright line, mostly in counter attacks, but not where he needs to beat midfield pressure or pass, else, he would be a monopolistic player or a one man team. He could be hated for trying to do the trip alone.

While Usain could help the team, speed could be a disadvantage or a warrant to covet the ball for longer than necessary..

chimeka chris c said...

Futball comedy. Lwkmd.