Written by Anita Aiyudu
So it happened that I came across a rather humorous trending topic on twitter, #ifihad30millionNaira. And if you’re anything like me, I usually stop by to check what the trending topics are from day to day the way a newspaper addict passionately checks the front cover of a daily for the slightest glimpse of interesting headlines. And like the picture described above, I indeed saw an interesting headline…oh sorry…I mean trending topic that almost got me wishing. But abeg, if wishes were cars…I would have 10 Lamboghinis. LOLPlease continue...
So like I was saying, at the beginning I was somewhat impressed that the whole Nigeria has repented as most of the tweeps were claiming they would pay their tithes first before doing anything else. While I was still there beaming with hopeful smile, a rather insane tweet got my attention. Someone tweeted that if he were given 30 million naira today that he would give everything to his girl and before I knew it, I found myself giving in to my curiosity by zooming at the dude’s avatar…when I saw it…I laughed out loud. ‘You no fit do that kain thing jor’
In that instant, I decided…this is too interesting a topic to overlook. ‘Write I must about this, I will not be the only one to see this’. I hope you’re grateful I did.
So I ended up collating not the ‘sane’ ones of course but the insane ones. After all the simplest definition of news is: when a dog bites a man it’s not a big deal, but when a man bites a dog it becomes a worldwide hit. So please find below some of the very funny and interesting tweets that caught my attention.
And please join the conversation on twitter. Maybe your tweet will be featured here sometime soon, who knows? CIAO.