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Wednesday, 25 November 2015

I opened the fridge and took a can of malt and drank it.I was going downstairs when I saw the home owner-Burglar

A 28-year-old man, Olamilekan Olaoluwa, was arrested by policemen from the Iponri division after breaking into a home in the Ebute-Meta area of Lagos State. He allegedly broke into the home on Brickfield Road on Sunday around 2pm, stole some clothes, wristwatches and some other valuables.

Then he went into the kitchen and took a can of malt from the fridge to drink, unfortunately for him, the owner of the home walked in on him and raised the alarm which drew the attention of residents who beat up the suspect before handing him over to the police.

Olaoluwa, who claimed to have spent six years to train as a plumber, said he did not have a job and was homeless.
He said:
“I am a secondary school dropout. I do not have a permanent place of abode, but I sometimes sleep in the Oko Baba Sawmill in Ebute-Meta.
“I don’t always steal from people. On Sunday, November 22, around 2pm, I was passing by when I saw that the gate was slightly opened and that made it easy for me to enter.
“I broke the padlock and entered the sitting room where I removed the Plasma TV. I then entered the bedroom and took the woman’s husband underwears and wristwatches.
“I also took the handset and the TV’s remote control. I opened the fridge and took a can of malt and drank it. I was going downstairs when I saw the woman. She asked who I was and what I was doing in her house.
“I asked her not to shout, but she shouted and people came inside the house.”
The police said the suspect was arrested with the Plasma TV valued at N150,000; two wristwatches valued at N50,000; underwear estimated at N10,000; a mobile phone valued at N5,000, adding that everything summed up to N215,000.
 
The Investigating Police Officer, Chukwuocha Augustine, arraigned the suspect on Tuesday before an Ebute-Meta Magistrates’ Court on four counts of burglary, malicious damage, breach of the public peace and stealing.
 
The defendant pleaded guilty to all the charges.
 
The Magistrate, Mrs. O.O.A. Fowowe-Erusiafe, ruled that Olaoluwa be remain in prison custody.
 
She adjourned the case till November 30 for facts and sentence.


Punch

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lindodo you'll not go and sleep now abi

Anonymous said...

He ran out of luck. Barawo. Go and rot in jail

Emeka Vertigo said...

LMAO he needed taking that Malt

STERN said...

LOL which kind hungry man stealing be dis one? U steal husband underwear? U open can of malt and drink? ODE!

Hmmmmmm said...

Na dis one dem dey call Ajibole

Unknown said...

Clap for urself
~D great anonymous!

Unknown said...

Haha he wants to cool off after stealing! He's trying to feel @home!

Unknown said...

Sai Buhari give job to d youth

Anonymous said...

End time thief

















#It WiLL oNLy gEt beTTer
#IT mUsT eNd iN prAise

Unknown said...

lolzzzzzz.......Busted


Moye says so via BB Passport courtesy LIB....

Anonymous said...

na wa

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Just imagine d guts

Amy said...

At 28years he is useless. He is finished. Rubbish.

Unknown said...

Bois are seriously in need

Unknown said...

Good for him.

Unknown said...

Lmao weyrey tun mu malt!

Unknown said...

Hehehe! Malt don koba am! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hehehe! Malt don koba am! Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Na victoria secret underwear d man d wear ni?... dee

Lewis said...

Psycho

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Unknown said...

Lol, ur village witch r really following big thyme bro, stil av d gut to drink chill malt? Hahahahaha😃😊😄😩

Unknown said...

If he knew he wouldn't have gone for the malt.
Lool

Unknown said...

Funny. I pity the guy.























#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Lolz funny him,he went to drink malt I no fit laff....

Unknown said...

Orishirishi


OKORO UPGRADED

KWEEN said...

Lool. He even drank maltina

Unknown said...

Hahahahahah. What other facts does the magistrate need again. Lol

Karlsson said...

This dude needs help and not prison, he's lost

Ubanagum

Unknown said...

Lol@ I opened d fridge and took a can of malt....

wesley Ike said...

This guy went for the kill, expensive dirty underwear and cheap Mobile phones... Hmm.

Comment frm ROYAL PRIESTHOOD (royalpriesthood007@gmail.com) said...

Dis is how he wil surely spend some precious years of his life in jail. Wht a pity!

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Kindly disregard and ignore ANY NEGATIVE&VINDICTIVE COMMENT'S frm IMPOSTOR'S dat use(d) my google ID name/Email address on dis blog.
NB: May d Lord bring judgement upon d person trying to tarnish my personality on dis blog - Amen! Who so ever u r, kindly desist frm dis act!

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lami said...

Serves him right.

MEREZE said...

Underwear worth 10k, e dey prevent mess?

Unknown said...

They forgot to add the value of the Malt before summing up...lol

Sylvester Isaac *aka Newbie Sly said...

Oga abeg why yhu dey hype the worth of some of those items...


#AmNewHere

knowurway.com said...

Lmao!!!!!! Can u imagine? Kai!

Anonymous said...

linda u won post my comment

Unknown said...

He was thirsty now, so he had go go take a cold malt from the fridge, God forgive him and forgive us all

ary said...

world's dumbest criminal!

yawanow said...

Busted

Noproofofgod said...

Sad commentary on life. He'll go to jail and in there he'll meet hard cases who will reinforce his emerging thoughts that he wouldn't have gotten caught if he had swiftly silenced the homeowner. Then he'll be out of jail in a year or 2 and set out again to rob, this time armed and ready to kill.

Unknown said...

I was hoping to get another sleepwalking thief.

Juleslouis said...

Hungry thief

Unknown said...

He even has d gut to go & picked malt frm d fridge

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