African parents, commit suicide because of pregnancy? Really! Because of what are friends and community or church/mosque will say abi? We really need to move forward from this 18th century mentality
why will a mother commit suicide becos her daughter ispregnant???? Like seriously????That suicide thought was just too expensive for d mum to play......
If she kills herself coz her daùghter got preggars, that's her cuppa. It won't stop the BV 4rm chopping her life.
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i am still lol @ work. i did one on my friend, told her i was in lagos airport. i told her i needed a ride. do u know my friend was happy, and she was on her way to the airport. can you imagine,i had to call her to tell her it was April fool. she was like why now.
This one is.not funny oooo, that ur aunt wants ur dad dead......how can she joke with stuff like that.......Igbo fathers don't joke with there property......i dey suspect ur aunt big time
I called my mom to tell her fight broke out yesterday btwn APC and PDP faithfuls in Kaduna and that I was in the market when it all started and so had to run into a shop where about 10 of us are locked in. She started screaming immediately. I had call off the joke and start shouting April Fool o. She wasn't convinced. She called everybody to tell them that Kaduna was on fire and that they should start praying so I can excape unharmed....lol. My phones wouldn't stop ringing. Had to call my elder bro to explain. He was the one that calm her down.....and she called to warn me never to play such pranks again. I'm laughing now, but it wasn't funny at all that day......lol.
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
Lmao. Too bad the first thing that might have come to the mother's mind was her reputation. What would people say? Tired of living for society. Thank God it was a joke.
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I did with my oga, he almost fired me :(
I dislike expensive joke o,aint Kul jorr
Lol....dats abit too much sha.....
Lol African parents don't joke. Lindaobserve
Funny
Hahahahaha, so hilarious.
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Lol... Ah don die!!
Loolz thank God she told her it was April fool on time.
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Lol, so becos her daughter is pregnant she will commit suicide, wu dose dat.
That's how my aunt told my dad that our house in d villa was demolished. My pman wan die yesterday! Choi! I felt for him.
Vry funny
Lmao
Lol... would have been nice tho *tongue out*
Hahaha. I yaff die so funny
Hmmmmmmm, datz not funny 2 me.....how would the mum threaten 2 commit suicide just becoz her daughter is preggy???? Datz intense
African parents, commit suicide because of pregnancy? Really! Because of what are friends and community or church/mosque will say abi? We really need to move forward from this 18th century mentality
Buhahahaha,how funny
I did with my hussy! D guy jst tire!
Lol if I here
Hian! Oh! Evrytin na news....
Very funny but its a mean joke.
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Gist us what did u do.
She's probably really pregnant and now she knows what her respond will be
A girl I have been tryna bang said she loves me last night buh ah doubted and she used April Fool to cover it
A pastor's wife does that...lmao!
Lol
Funny,mumy wan commit suicide ahaaha
Very funny !hahahahah.
why will a mother commit suicide becos her daughter ispregnant???? Like seriously????That suicide thought was just too expensive for d mum to play......
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If she kills herself coz her daùghter got preggars, that's her cuppa. It won't stop the BV 4rm chopping her life.
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i am still lol @ work. i did one on my friend, told her i was in lagos airport. i told her i needed a ride. do u know my friend was happy, and she was on her way to the airport. can you imagine,i had to call her to tell her it was April fool. she was like why now.
lolzz,na wa oo.buh why threaten suicide,,anyway,thank GOD its a joke.
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Its not an expensive joke....its April fool
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This one is.not funny oooo, that ur aunt wants ur dad dead......how can she joke with stuff like that.......Igbo fathers don't joke with there property......i dey suspect ur aunt big time
Some jokes are too risky oh. Especially if your folks na sabi wetin be "April Fool"..
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Lmaooo... Her mum would have taken her own life for real??
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Don't crack dis kind of joke with pple above 40 yrs cos it can go rong.
Too expensive to commit suicide
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Choi! That's an expensive joke
***Laughing*** but that was expensive.
Lol....pls people should stop dis joke of April fool
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so funny it made my evening
Its so funny.
so funny it made my evening
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Very funny but an expensive joke o! Linda take note!
Very funny but an expensive joke o! Linda take note!
So if d daughter got preggy for real, she would commit suicide? Smh....
Lol. wat April fool will cause ehn!
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I can never try this kinda April fool with my mum, she's just gonna die of heartattack at the first line. Chai this is too expensive for a mother oh.
Ha, very expensive something, no respect again. Children of nowadays don spoil. Hian
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Suicide ginni?! Lmao
Funny. April fool indeed. I want to give ur mother hypertension abi
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This is too expensive jor
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Funny. April fool indeed. U want to give ur mother hypertension abi
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lmao! if i do this to my mom, she'll just die immediately before she realises its a joke. mothers sha! lol
Rotfl....Alexis don't kee ya mum oooo.....
I called my mom to tell her fight broke out yesterday btwn APC and PDP faithfuls in Kaduna and that I was in the market when it all started and so had to run into a shop where about 10 of us are locked in. She started screaming immediately. I had call off the joke and start shouting April Fool o. She wasn't convinced. She called everybody to tell them that Kaduna was on fire and that they should start praying so I can excape unharmed....lol. My phones wouldn't stop ringing. Had to call my elder bro to explain. He was the one that calm her down.....and she called to warn me never to play such pranks again. I'm laughing now, but it wasn't funny at all that day......lol.
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Commit suicide cos your daughter got pregnant? Die dey hungry you na. Nonsense!
lol.. thought April's fool ends by 12noon and its 9.25pm??..funny anyway.
Expensive joke.
More reason I don't like this naughty April fool.
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lol.. thought April's fool ends at 12noon and she played the prank at 9.25pm??. funny anyway.
Hahaha!!! Mummmy!!!
That expensive what if she was on d road ni
This joke is very expensive..What if she had a heart attack and died.
Lol..... D gurl funny gan ooooooo...
Same thing I did to m my mum few years ago and she started crying, I have not participated in April fool since then
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Lol my mama 4 wooooz am 4 whtsapp first u for see insult Eeeeee no need 4 d nd c na d pikin go fly comot imself!
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
#naughtybunny
As funny as dis is I Jst hv to point out how selfish African parents are. Always caring about their selves nd their reputation not their children's wellbeing. Mumsy didnt care to find out how she got pregnant, if she was raped or not? Or worse raped by HIV infected person? Y Wud dey assume dat all cases of pregnancy are as a result of waywardness. Dear parents, it's not about u nd d Pple in ur church or place of work, it's about us sometimes. Sorry guys, am not trying to take away the fun out these but dese is serious food for thought. Cuz I knw my mumsy Wud hv commited d suicide before I tell her that it's April fool.
#naughtybunny
So u would have commuted suucide because your daughter got pregnant? Laughable
The woman said ur grandpapa...lmaoooooooo. . Nigerians are hilarious people.
This woman is certificated ode
Lmao. Too bad the first thing that might have come to the mother's mind was her reputation. What would people say? Tired of living for society. Thank God it was a joke.
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Smart mama. Lol
I can see u r an olofofo. Grade one gossip. I hail
Well I dnt do April fool things. But y shud a mother commit suicide cx her bae gt preg,abeg dats too extreme. #Hajia Mufliat
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If getting pregnant before marriage is a sin, then what is attempted suicide? She went to far with d decision but thank God it was a joke!
Ririgenius
If getting pregnant before marriage is a sin, then what is attempted suicide? She went to far with d decision but thank God it was a joke!
Ririgenius
Nigerian Mothers eheeen, why would she commit suicide because of pregnancy!
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Lol Pregnant and Suicide joke but if the daughter was really preggy would she really commit suicide？
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veery stupid joke
You're actually stupid, cause she was joking about it so you're the ode smh 😒
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