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Tuesday 21 June 2011

MBGN 2011- The Good, the Bad and the Worst

The contestants that were not picked. You all need to watch this, hilarious!

51 comments:

uju said...

jisoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
is this a joke???????????
i have almost wet myself

Anonymous said...

lol.......................Linda u just made my morning.xxx

Alicia says... said...

DEAD!!!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! i just watched Miss USA last night (my state won, woot woot!) and i know a lot of them are artificial but at least it is done right and with a professional touch. so far, from the final 34 in MBGN, it looks as it some girls should still be at the "turning in the application" stage. like i couldnt believe it. MBGN has failed us. it seems every year it gets worse. the last REAL beauty queen that went far was MBGN 2002, Chinenye Ochuba. everyone after that has just been a pretty face and pretty much just there "blah"
when are we gonna get it right?
I guess you gotta blame the Nigerian factor.

Alicia says... said...

i do feel bad for the girl stammering though, that's not cool.
but everyone else, especially the girl with the red shirt, my jaw seriously dropped. i thought people like Mr. Ibu just exaggerate those kind of people in their movies, but DAMN, i guess they really do exist. lolololololol

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOO yup i saw this yesterday and posted on my fb page it already has a lotta comments looooool. U gotta love Nigerians yo, we freaking hilarious without even tryin.

gretel said...

mamaaaaaaaaaohhhhh,chinekeeee,linda,where have yhu been all ma life?
My sidessssssss rotflmfaoooooooo
Choi
Now following :D

Anonymous said...

nothing beats self confidence,even if you fail to be selected don't let anyone take that from you.

Anonymous said...

this video was beyond embarassing to say the least but you have to praise these girls for having the confidence to show up for the screenings. There were some genuine beauties but I guess they did not impress the organisers- I think the MBGN organisation need to change the way they do things- they should have state competitions rather than screenings and use the competition to weed out the weakest contestants- this is why countries like Venezuela and US are so successful in beauty pageants.

R4 said...

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahah this made my morning looollll pls what bush did they get this girls from? hahahahah

Anonymous said...

OMG! Hilarious!! Haven't laughed like that in ages. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face linda. Tho' you gotta give it to them for trying.

Nonye said...

ewelewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! are u kiddin me??

Anonymous said...

JISOOOOOOOOOOXXXXX!!! I CANT BLIV DIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay O said...

Me too I know my stats

I'm tall
I'm light skinned
I'm intelligent!
Me too I've traveled around Nigeria, from Zaria to Abuja to Calabar to Abia to Delta back to Lagos, trying to take care of some stuff.

Linda ewoooooooooo, you are bad sha, thanks for making me laugh, been up almost 24hrs and this is the caffeine I needed.

Anonymous said...

for some reason i just think alicia is one of those ugly yellow girls,been reading her comments and i just picture her as one lol
these girls are just scary!

hot N cold said...

Totally unacceptable! Ohh shit!..:( We still have a long long way to go...:(

Jay O said...

No be by force oooooooooooooooo
yekpa!!!
O gini!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't tell me that light skin lady was speaking English

Kalabarinafurotubo said...

Awesome...well done Linda!

Anonymous said...

mehn, i don laugh so tey, my jaw hurts.dat girl in d red shirt was so not speaking english, it sounded french, and that girl that was going from one city to the other, mo gbedi fun. they should show more of this.

Anonymous said...

Is this meant to be funny? Yes I laughed but have we considered what it will do to the morale of the girls. For goodness sake they were all nervous and I assume it was the first time for most of them. I think we should stop these jokes at the expense of people.

Anonymous said...

You mean "contestants that WERE not picked"? okay

Anonymous said...

All those girls are bunch of disgrace to their families and to our entire nation...that is to show that we are still uneducated after all d private & govt institution at every coner.....

Anonymous said...

Those girls were bunch of disgrace to their families,friends & they entire Nation...come to think of this..with all the private & govt institution around we still produce bunch of uneducated pple...it is a shame...

Ch5335ng said...

Wooooo hooooo! It's made my boring afternoon laughable!!

Anonymous said...

my day has been really stressful today honestly, but watching this video today, was the best thing that happened to me today. i laughed, ehn, i piss for body. the lady in 1:52 really killed me . was she on ganja ?

passerby said...

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaaaaaa,chhhhhai just fell off my chair,na by force habaaa

Femiluv said...

Hilarious to say the least.

NINA said...

I FEEL SO BAD FOR THESE GIRLS...THEY WERE JUST ALL SO NERVOUS..IT'S EASY FOR ALL OF US TO SIT BACK AND LAUGH..BUT I CAN SEE HOW THEY MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED...LET'S CUT THEM SOME SLACK...

Anonymous said...

Please, remind me the name of that girl in KOKO Mansion, na her sister be this ooooooooooooooo. Rolling on the floor laughing.

Anonymous said...

This is truly hilarious. Haba!

Alicia says... said...

@ 11:27 AM
thank you so much for thinking about me! i dont even know why what i look like would cross your mind at this point. hisssss, nonsense.
keep wishing i am an ugly light skinned girl, maybe that will make you feel better and help you sleep at night. ugly thing like you.

Anonymous said...

These people are wicked. Did you see how they zoomed on the hairy legs? lol

Anonymous said...

mehhn to tell you the truth I didnt even find any of this funny at all....some of these girls should have been turned back from the audition/screening or whatever it was they did. no time.

Anonymous said...

Nothing extraordinary or un-extraordinary here, just girls trying to do something with themselves.

Incidentally, the one who sounded like she's speaking french, actually sounds like someone who has a hearing impediment, and the way she talks is based on physical factors beyond her control , nothing more.

onyi said...

wow!, the chick in red has a speech impediment!, y'all shouldn't laugh at her, biko!

Anonymous said...

JELSU CHRIZTI!!!!!!!! NNA NA WA!!! As an enlighten/educated person, thats all i have to say.

linda ur blog was getting a bit boring the last couple of days. ur back with a bang!! This is hands down the funniest thing iv seen all year.

Anonymous said...

guys if u fink dis was funny, then u 've nt seen star quest auditions 4 dis year.d nite i was Watchin it on telly the whole street could hear my laughter!! / the lady in red did nt speak a word of english!/

Anonymous said...

whao.u must be kidding me.ma mouth was wide open while watching this.na wa oh.

100% Naija said...

Linda,

You rock girl!!! I just can't stop laughing.

IB said...

okokoko ooooo....Oboy! wetin be this?

I don roll for ground dey laff my boobs out...come see kpoaaa.wonderful okrimajaaa

Anonymous said...

From a comment I read on another blog, it seems as the light skin girl with red shirt has a disability i.e she has a hearing aid in her ear. So she might not be able to speak properly. If that is so, its not cool to have added her and the girl that stammers on the clip. Those are life challenges for some people.

buukey96 said...

wora mess.

Sir Talk said...

Hilarious. I feel so ashamed for them to the point that I had to quit watching it.

Sir Talk said...

I have to add this too they are bunch of morons. God!!!

Jay O said...

The one who they couldnt figure out what she was saying is wearing a hearing aid. People look closely again! She definitely has a hearing impediment.
Now that I recognize it, its absolutely appalling that MBGN is not able to recognize that and not use her as an example. Same as the one that stammers.

Ayorinde said...

2 y'all woo said dis isn't funny, ur life must ve been kinda permanently boring no mata d hilariousity lol...are u kidding me!!!dis is d highest humour of d year!! 2 fink of, do u bring confidence from heaven?and if u got no confidence or u got watery brain! can't u sit ur fucking ass in ur mama's ouse?must u disgrace ur papa and make im c he's wasted moni and time on u.D girl dat dosnt knw wat a statistic is got to be kiddin' ow den did u get to d audition..oh! its ur agent..i c!! den u and ur agent gat to visit a psyche doc!. @ d red top girl..aii fine, she's got prob speaking ...den must she go and mess ard?woo told her its for joke..aii i get it..!! she must ve used juju to d place cos i knw for sure she know she's not fucking worth it, but d juju failed LMFAO

NINA said...

thank you Jay O ...to make a caricature of these girls is unseemly..i dont subscribe to it ...

Anonymous said...

Linda!!!! Afta all the hailing peeps dey throway ya side. Why u remove the video na! i had to go to You tube to watch it. Tooooooooo funnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Hearing impediment my ass! where is the aid o!?! And even if that were so, it doesn't affect pronunciation which is her real problem.

By the way, this is what she said:

"i wanna esodey d best the supap in me to do is to do d supap out in me bekwas i see dis as a mcklowa becoi i wan thcu be a model to oda girls out there,i wanna grate an avenue for ashivin for accomplishment of thier dreams bcois i knoi that there gcallls that are whickk bet thruid they knewd sponsorship,they nid our suport".

Unknown said...

Is it their fault?
I did not find it funny-I found it very pitiful and sad to see and hear pretty girls that cannot speak to safe their face.

But which schools did they go to?Now the organisers themselves are somthingelse to have the guts to broadcast it.

There are a lots of well spoken young Nigerians. It's just a pity this was shared.

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