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Sunday, 19 June 2011

Who did this to Basketmouth?

Hahaha! Not cool o...lol. So ladies, which one would you 'hit'? The one on the left or the one on the right? Kidding. Hopefully, he has a sense of humour and won't be offended by the pic...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh! heaven's blimey! Linda ! "rotflmao sotay my brazilian hair changed to dread locks"!! how did u pull this off??? biko i want none of 'em cos even if i choose the 1 on the right, what guarantee do I have he wont metamorphose into the 1 on the left in no time"winks"...

Obehi Okoawo said...

LMAO... Who did this to a woman's husband? The one to the left is most hilarious. Lolz!

BushDakta (aka Pointless Celebrity) said...

Offended ke? Sebi that's how he looks. How can he be offended by his own picture? Pictures don't lie. When he was born the midwife took one look at him and "accidentally" dropped him on hard concrete floor of Yaba General Hospital. Ever since Basketmouth was 19 years old and his uncle told him about that midwife who didn't like his face and dropped him (face first) on hard concrete floor of Yaba General Hospital, Basketmouth has maintained a permanent and irreversible angry look on his face. Since he was 19, he has been searching for that midwife to retaliate. This matter no be laughing matter at all at all. Reliable sources close to Basketmouth said when he found out in 2010 that the midwife passed away in 1952, the shock and disappoint instantly cleared the hair on Basketmout's head. Medical and native doctors said the hair loss is permanent and irreversible. Since 2010, Basketmouth has been wearing (medicated) wigs and mask. 
The wig was custom made for him in India and his face, I mean the mask was made in Egypt by specialist artisans skilled in embalming and mummification of Egyptian Pharaohs. The photo on the right (if you are on a mobile phone, it's the bottom photo) is him in mask and wig. I'm sorry to shock you, but it's the truth. A lot of people, including his wife. His real photo is the one on the left (if you are on a mobile phone, it's the top photo). This is the TRUTH. This whole thing got Basketmouth depressed for many years, and wanting a job or business that he'd be in and everyone asking him, "Why the long face?", at the suggestion of his uncle from his mother's side of his family in Nnewi, he embarked on a career in the laughing industry of comedy business after graduating with honours in Home Economics from the Lord Be With Us University, Abeokuta, Nigeria. I'm not supposed to tell you guys all these. So, please, keep this information to yourselves. And if anyone of you is remotely related to that midwife that "accidentally" dropped Basketmouth on hard concrete floor of Yaba General Hospital, please for your own safety stay far far away from Basketmoth because the guy will retaliate by body slamming you on hard concrete floor. You've been warned. Stay away or he'll hurt your face real real bad. Don't say I didn't warn you. 

Anonymous said...

both re ugly sorry!

Igwe Osita One said...

@BushDakta, how old is Baasketmouth that the midwife died in 1952? mumu story

Anonymous said...

Osita, the comment was a joke. Obviously u didn't get it, you prick. How can anyone have 10 blogs? Osita, you are either unemployed or severely bored with your life, mumu !!! You are def mumu that's why your arse is in dry and freezing cold. Aberdeen, Scotland. Call me, I'll give you a job, dick !

Chica said...

Anon June 19, 2011 11:37 PM; why the abuse now?

I had to look at Osita's blog list and he looks busy to me. Looks like he's an e-commerce cum e-entertainer entrepreneur. LOL!

Gosh, at the mongolian like pic!

Anonymous said...

is dat basketsama or basketlincon i tot both r wiv Jesus askin 4 a second visit 2 earth.......Well men no offense thiz pix on d left is really lk d bomb blast in iraq.....

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