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Thursday 21 May 2015

Lol. Check out this fake medical report presented by a Corper

A fake medical report a Corps member presented to NYSC Camp in order to get redeployed. Malaria Asthmatics with P*nis wheezing? Lol. Which one is that again? Found it on Twitter...

107 comments:

Unknown said...

So mean.why would he ever thought of this? Lord save our soul

Blog It With Olivia said...

Lolz, d guy no want serve there nw, wetin u wan make he do?

SANDRA said...

Nigeria is blessed

Joy C said...

Lol! OMG! That guy must be a clown.

WIZKID's ADVISER nd pa said...

Lols he try.....na come on.....STARBOYTINZ

SANDRA said...

Nigeria is bleSsed

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Rotfl Oghene biko... some people are going wacko jacko o. Chai #LiarsMinistry!

Dave Mide said...

Lmao .... his penis is serzly suffering

Unknown said...

Nothing really fake abt dis medical report but might not b accepted bcos its only medical report frm state of federal hospitals dat r b accepted. I don't knw of now if there is any new development.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Very funny... Dude dey dodge to serve at a certain place... Lolx...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaooo reminds me of some of the things one did those days

Unknown said...

Linda nothing fake abt dis medical report just dat it might b turned down bcos its not frm d state or federal hospitals.

ohiomoba said...

Na wah

Anonymous said...

Nna nehn....O dikwa serious. Lmao.

Unknown said...

Lol.

Manuel Kunmi said...

Lord deliver dem loooll

Anonymous said...

Lol...they r plenty. I have seen a lot in camp. Desperation for redeployment

Unknown said...

Lol!
Linda you won't understand o!
When they post you to borno, you will even use madness sef
I have a friend that used madness.

Unknown said...

E no easy linda.

Unknown said...

OTONDO......lolzzzzz

Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

Unknown said...

Lol....some people are really jobless.

CHERRY said...

Lol na only him know his kind of illness!

Unknown said...

LOL...EYE STOOLING AND BUTTOCKS FEVER..

Anonymous said...

lmao.............. nonsense


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Anonymous said...

lmao.............. nonsense


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Unknown said...

Lindiway this one na beans o...my orientation camp was in Kaduna too, and some illnesses on some of these medical reports, when pronounced can resurrect a dead body. I won't say I blame the Corp Members. Everyone wants to be in a place they can feel safe.



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Anonymous said...

Hahahahah,laugh wan wheez my p*nis here o. Chai... wonders shall never end. I remember when I was a corper, I camp, I worked as a doc in the clinic, come see different pretenders na. One claim say she get epilepsy and actually acted it so well, to the extend I doubted my medical degree. Only for her to start laughing when the camp commandant left. Smh.

Anonymous said...

Lol....yekpa! maybe d penis dey wheeze comot frm him trouser witout control. And if e wheeze out lik dat, babes go get belle. So dey nid to admit him. Lmao...d dude is as dumb as fuck. lwkmd.

Unknown said...

Hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhaha! I faint for the grammer........

Unknown said...

Lols can't stop laughing walahi.

Unknown said...

Nawa ohh... wch 1 b penis wheezing again

SWILL MARTIN said...

Chai diss boy no sabi lie abeg.

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

LMAO....wtf?? Penis wheezing? Nothing person no go hear

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I just tire

Unknown said...

Yusuf Dantsho hospital go kill pesin

Amaka.u.l said...

Haahaha@linda,if u ask me na who I go ask?lol

Anonymous said...

Lol.. Really funny

Jasmine Joseph said...

Hahahahahaha see wetin NYSC don cause

@wizkidayo Fanatic said...

That's wat u get wen u peruze a hausa gurls ingimkpu'

Unknown said...

That's funny, but the truth is , it will still happen again, it happened in my time where corpers had to forge medical reports just so they can be relocated. As long as they keep posting people randomly there's no end to 'Pe*is wheezing'... Buahahaha.. By the way that must be a very retarded doctor if he's real.

Unknown said...

I no fit laugh abeg. Penis wheezing KO, whistling ni. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

I no fit laugh abeg. Penis wheezing KO, whistling ni. Linda take note!

ary said...

LOL, When your scam doesn't carry weight!! No be only penis wheezing. Na Wiz Kid

Abdulahi K. said...

How did he pass O'level English language to gain admission in whichever school he graduated from. No wonder most of our graduates are unemployable.

Unknown said...

Wawoo! This one is beyond me...I can't get over it!

Unknown said...

Lmao....he's not serious.

Unknown said...

Lol. I no fit laugh

Jerry4U said...

Lol....the grammar alone is suspicious

Unknown said...

Lol fear of bokoharam

Unknown said...

I don't blame him oo

Unknown said...

Hahahhhhhha very funny na so oooooo

Unknown said...

Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

Unknown said...

Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

Unknown said...

Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

Unknown said...

Lindyway, u be correct aproko shaaaa. Infact I can't stop laughing. No be only Malaria Asthmatic, e go soon be typhoid epilepsy. Mtcheeeewwwww. Naija I hail ooooo.

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

Lollllzzzzz,wetin man no go hear finish,pe**s wetin....abeg I no fit laff alone..bhuaaaaaaahhhhaaa.

Unknown said...

Lollllzzzzz,wetin man no go hear finish,pe**s wetin....abeg I no fit laff alone..bhuaaaaaaahhhhaaa.

Anonymous said...

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa #Lobatan

yawanow said...

lol.
Have seen Ebola virus

Unknown said...

Sharp boy... Lol

Anonymous said...

Aboki hospital!!..lol

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha funny

Juleslouis said...

Lmao!

Unknown said...

Linda I'm sure u liked the egg plant wheezing very well.

Unknown said...

Linda I'm sure u liked the egg plant wheezing very well.

Unknown said...

Lolz, vry funny

Unknown said...

Lolz, vry funny

Mzz_Mary said...

All na disease

Chynell said...

LMAOOOO, MEHN LINDA U NEVER SEE ANYTHING

Chynell said...

LMAOOOO, MEHN LINDA U NEVER SEE ANYTHING

Unknown said...

Common Linda, did go through NYSC at all? Some of these states conditions are inhumane, relocation by all means possible.


Unknown said...

How do you know it's fake?

Unknown said...

penis wheezing indeed, abeg Linda no kill me with laugh here.

Nky said...

Lolz, why should he include penis wheezing respiration? Abeg guys make una explain wetin that one mean abeg

Anonymous said...

Lol

Runty said...

Heheheh....Penis wheezing ko..Scrotum decaying ni...

Anonymous said...

To think a so-called graduate cooked this up...smh.

Business Barbie said...

Who ever wrote that should be disbarred

Anonymous said...

Which one be penis wheezing respiration again?

prettiyz said...

Lol,real fake

Unknown said...

Lol i dn faint.....nysc red cross wia @ tho

Unknown said...

Letter written by a graduate!

Anonymous said...

Which one be penis wheezing respiration again?

worldfamous said...

lol God abeg ooo

Unknown said...

This is where it starts. Soon he will be forging contracts, public and private documents. Soon he will be forging currencies, certificates and international passports. Himself and others like him should be discourage by arrest and prosecution. Text Fortune to 33020.

Unknown said...

It's a new name for p*nis pain. Lol

haddy said...

Haba. Na which kind mumu talk be dat. Some pple just thnk before fabricating lies. Seriously,its not funny.

Unknown said...

Its common to have corpers claim diseases dat world renowned medical practitioners will wonder at. Malaria ashmatics indeed.
I'm sure its one morthern state.lol

haddy said...

Some pple won't just think before fabricating lie. Haba.... malaria asthmatics

Anonymous said...

linda free d guy jooor,our oga at d top dey fix deir daughter to serve for top coy in d biggest city nd leavin d poor one to serve in sambisa forest.if na u,uno go do am.e no beta pass d $20 billion missing fraud

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Malaria asthmatic ke and p*nis wheezing... Am so sure he won't be redeployed..

sash said...

lool..This one is small sef!

Unchained said...

Hahahahah...but its true na. If you put a common ailment they could tell u that you will be fine in camp and that its no risk to your health. So u have to put something no one has heard and say its peculiar to you.lol. Someone once said he was possessed and needed to be around home for deliverance Sake.lmaoooo..

Anonymous said...

I wonder who wrote this letter. Even a primary school pupil will not write in such bad english. What a shame!

Anonymous said...

I NO FIT SHOUT...EVN DE CORPER IS SENSELESS U DNT NID TO B IN MEDICAL FIELD BEFORE U KNW SOMETHNGS AT DS ICT AGE...MUMU CORPER...DEM NO CATCH U WEL...TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Linda it may not b fake but it may not b collected@d camp bcos it not frm feseral or state hospital.

Davido's driver said...

Nigerians are their own problem

Unknown said...

R u 4 real??? Hw does asthma and malaria affect d penis???

Anonymous said...

Very funny they would have asked the guy to show them that wheezing p*nis to be sure what the dude is saying. I have not hard this before o. Please can someone tell me a little about the wheezing.

Anonymous said...

Can't u see it's from a hospital under d state ministry of health eh?

Anonymous said...

Hiaaaan

Subomi said...

WTF!

Anonymous said...

Jesus this priesthood guy.. Can't u read its not abt the hospital for Christ sake.. Read and understand.. Mtchweeee..

Unknown said...

Lindodo,u neva c anytin yet...I heard a lot wen I went 2 camp 2

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter if it's fake or not. Releasing someone's personal health information for public scrutiny with the persons name is against medical ethics and usually liable for a suit. Just saying , we won't like ours released , would we?

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