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Monday 20 April 2015

Popular photographer Obi Somto sends weird memo to models

You know they say very creative people can be weird. A model just drew my attention to something popular photographer Obi Somto posted on his instagram page and I found it a little cray cray lol.

Obi has photographed quite a number of models in the nude, and it looks some of them think he wants to sleep with them. This is like a disclaimer from him. Read what he posted below...
 It's no secret that I'm a very sexual person, I'm also very upfront and straight, and most passionate about my photography. My passion and love for photography trumps my desire for sex any day any time! I'm sharing this cause I've had several convos with several girls who have thought I wanted to f**k them! This is primarily because of the way I talk about my photography and of cause the known fact that I am very sexual!
Some of these girls have been bold enough to tell me they're not going to f**k me, some just keep their assumptions to themselves and back out. Thing is they are all assumptions and they're in your head! If I want to f**k you be rest assured I'll tell you, you wouldn't be uncertain about it, you would know for sure! You see ehn, I'm not generally sexually attracted to the model body type, as much as I don't have a type but I prefer to have my girls little, please what will I do with all those Long model limbs?
Sha sha sha, in the rare occurrence in which I'd want to f**k you and photograph you, I would tell you and try to f**k you! Like I said, rare occurrence, and it means I want to f**k you more than I want to photograph you, I’m sorry, but this is my reality, it’s who I am and I’m not ashamed nor apologizing for who I am.

I’ve seen/photographed more naked girls than I will ever f**k. My mummy’s couch has laid more girls than I will ever lay. That’s okay, I’m not jealous, I’m happy with the balance… D**k with standards uno, lol. I’m yet to f**k anyone I’ve photographed, maybe I will someday, maybe I’ll never. It’s ok. If I want to f**k you though, I will let you know! Have that in mind…

193 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Congrts.. lindaobserve

Davido's driver said...

U dont say

Nky said...

Who cares

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Mental imbalance...

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Dude sure like this word "fuck" like hell i swear.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Good of u.... first to comment!!!! lols

Unknown said...

Damn too blunt. I think I like him already.



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Unknown said...

Mr Photographer,.. you sure you okay bruh??

Unknown said...

Good for u..... First to comment!!!!! lols

Unknown said...

This guy repeated the word f**k like a million times. He should have kept his opinion to himself. This isn't news abeg

Unknown said...

Weird

Unknown said...

Wetin come concern us for der?

Anonymous said...

DEY THNK SO CUZ U R A SEXUAL PERSN..OBI LIV ME OOH...TOMJERRYSWIT

BLAQ said...

mtchewwww this one no well what's my business.

Mede said...

Lol .Hmmmm.at least he's being honest so no need for assumptions.

Anonymous said...

Hian!
~D great anonymous!

beautiful said...

Wow!@ least somebody is not pretending here I love straight to d point guy....and those long limbed models like he said,he's eva gonna do u.read btwn d lines##laughing

Unknown said...

Dude is so sick.

Anonymous said...

You are a wasted spermatozoa just shut that hole if u dnt av any reasonable thing to say I must belong fool

Unknown said...

seen, heard, read

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Unknown said...

Hmmmmm, people wit their different thoughts, and wishes.

Kponskii said...

Ok, we don hear *yawn* next!

Anonymous said...

Who asked him all these ones?

Anonymous said...

Some dope shit... I dey feel this guy

Anonymous said...

Crazy guy.

yumyum said...

lol!IgboBorn!

TONY TIZZLE said...

obi da fotografer...going gaga...

Subomi said...

somebody pushed him.... I guess. It does not look that weird to me anyway

Anonymous said...

There's no cray cray about this....I think he means just cos he has a hard on when photographering models doesn't mean he wants to f*** it's just natural...he's a guy and his d*** has a mind of itself.

Victor said...

I'VE DONE A NUDE SHOOT WITH A FEMALE MODEL YET NOTHING STAND,TO SOME PHOTOGRAPHERS ITS NO BIGGIE EITHER BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEEN MANY NUDES OR THEY ARE GAY

MTO...CLAIMS BEYONCE IS FUCKINH DAVID GUETTA..SEE THE GIST HERE

RIHANNA SHOWS OFF SEXY CLEAVAGE AND OILED ASS IN NEW VACATION PICS..HERE

ary said...

Up front and bloody raw!!! LOL

Unknown said...

Lmao buh I lik way he wrote everyfin lol!

Anonymous said...

lmfao he couldn't have said it any better #word#
aittyfinest xyz

Anonymous said...

#runs away

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Ohk oo

comfort said...

Lol...#comforter#

xquisite said...

Word!

Unknown said...

Just say you're thirsty sir, this is how they protest and deny till baby mamas start popping up.


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Unknown said...

Lol, yeye boy saying his mind though

biijay said...

Nice write up!if u ignore the swear words

Ethel said...

Ok some people re really open minded to a fault.....btw don't yab our limbs mbok! N all dem models u now knw if he wants to f**k u......

Anonymous said...

ki le leyiiiiii??? this wasnt news b4 now its news? obi warisdis nah?

Anonymous said...

Fool without sense. All he said made no sense just blabing. Anuofia! It's like social media has made people to always display their madness anytime it comes.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Kai; Uwa nka sef! Ewooo.

Anonymous said...

Women has suffered. What is this animal talking about. Maybe the igbo (marijuana) he smoke is disturbing his brain. Ewu hausa! Idiot!

Anonymous said...

My dear bounce to hell!!!what's all dis fuck fuck fuck fuck???v

Anonymous said...

he sounds like a virgin. some model chick must have hurt his little feelings. boy bye!

Unknown said...

Very weird and unnecessary.

Unknown said...

Gbam

David Iyke said...

Made no sense to me!

Timi said...

I like this guy already! I know girls will start ranting "no respect blabla" but really dude spoke his mind and it is his own page which means he can do whatever the "f**k" he wants either it. In between u sound like someone I would like to fuck *wink*

Unknown said...

I understand where he's coming from! They assume TOO much that....... And its not always the case!

amakandidi said...

on point Obi, i like your style Biko tell them.

MercyBee said...

D foul language sef na wah!

MercyBee said...

D foul language sef na wah!

Anonymous said...

Attention seeker... Pls pay no attention to him... Wanna be etcetera

Anonymous said...

Such an idiot..The entire rant is nauseating to say the least...

Unchained said...

Lol. Werey.!

Anonymous said...

Good to know.

Unknown said...

Anyone followin Obi somto knws he is nawty Bt harmless guy.and very funny too Bt definitely harmless.it all depends on d girls sha

Unknown said...

Very pointless nonsense.. ----C21

Unknown said...

His been real I guess

Unknown said...

What was he thinking?

Unknown said...

Is he ok?

Anonymous said...

SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF YOU DICK HEAD

Anonymous said...

him dey talk like say him sabi do

Unknown said...

is he like 8 yrs old?
dumb and childish statement

Anonymous said...

MEANINGLESS TALK.....

Anonymous said...

you are just lieing ... remember me weeks back i came around yeah and you were all over me.. u even had a bulge. if i give u i know say u go chop.... photographer in disguise thats what you are

Debbie Chelsea said...

K

Oweibor Rachael said...

It's common with photographer's dat snap nude.

Anonymous said...

See gobe. This na ranting !

Unknown said...

dis dude is just sayin rubbish

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Lol.Obviously he is talking to someone who may have miss judged him ni.He had to make it clear.

@ziniex said...

msheeeew okay now he is actually relevant. see as d fuck fuck they commot in mouth. smh

Anonymous said...

Major General Joblessness ....

Unknown said...

Mad fool,do ur work and stop ll this f**** words,orzour

Unknown said...

All I cn read frm dis is Fuck fuck, linda warris dis

Unknown said...

So many f word...Phew! It's a alright and noted!

Wilsoniyke said...

Off point and illogical shit as write up.. Go and learn how to write from Etcetera...

Anonymous said...

Childish rant

Anonymous said...


How VULGAR!! goes to show the crass nature of MEN!!!

Unknown said...

and the morale behind this story is ?...........
I just hear an obnoxious bastard talking

Unknown said...

is career is about to get interesting.

TONY TIZZLE said...

D FOCAL POINTS ON HIS CAMERA LENS ARE OBVIOUSLY SENDING CRAY MSGS 2 HIS BRAIN

Unknown said...

Foolish génération.

Unknown said...

Lolz, dis guy is a clown

Unknown said...

Lolz, dis guy is a clown

Anonymous said...

Obi somto wat are you talking u don't fuck ur models.I know you does dat. You cant like small girls, u dat is stil chasin janet, karen, chiamaka and sophie, dat are very fat. Make I drink origin abeg. As a bad guy.

Anonymous said...

Geez, what a douchbag!!

Anonymous said...

Huh? Eleyi gidi gan ohhh. Why the use of obscene word nahhh.

Abeg He shld park well.

Maye73 said...

Dear models get ready and zero your mind when it comes and try enjoying it too,who knows it could lead to something better for the future.just thinking!

Anonymous said...

Bull shit!! I'm not a model but I am a woman and I can see that u have no respect for women including the mother that gave birth to you, dats y u hv tye the guts to mention her in this trashy stuff, u gat no brains that's y u think with ur d**k botches may love u but trust u will never be able to get hold of a real woman as a wife, ur reality my faeces!!!

Anonymous said...

...and not a single fucK do I give.

Unknown said...

O boy this guy dey vex oooO.
Conji na bastard, instead of tellin them, he should rather buy vaseline for work.

Unknown said...

He needs help.

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elo tasha said...

Whats up....who really is this meant for??

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Unknown said...

He has mental issues

KOFOSHY said...

Too many f**ks in one memo lol

Mzz_Mary said...

All I see is fuck fuck fuck

Anonymous said...

shoroniyen?!

Tolu Abiodun said...

Mouth Wide Open.....................

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Unknown said...

I swear I love me this guy!! #NoHomo He juz said it and dropped mic!

Anonymous said...

Weting dy do you self. You Don get ego?

Anonymous said...

Weting dy do u.

Anonymous said...

Ego Don enter

Emmynado said...

Wht is all these nonsense dis guy is blabbing abt self..... Juz shut it and do Ur job!
Damn it!

Anonymous said...

What's weird about this disclaimer Linda?? Abi u sef be wan f**k am??

Anonymous said...

BASTARD,SHAMELESS FOOL N DIS DOG WILL BE SUM1'S HUSBAND SUMDAY.......SMH

Anonymous said...

Noted:but next time you say 'my mother' not 'my mummy' ure a man now not a boy.ok??

Unknown said...

Clearing his mind!

Anonymous said...

A useless and an unprofessional photographer. It's only here in Nigeria that assholes like u get away with such public display of irresponsibility. Every of ur comments or statements stink. It portrays an irresponsible and a decadent mind. I haven't read anything so stupid,. U must be a very stupid an arrogant fool.

Anonymous said...

Dullard

yawanow said...

heheheheehe. he's used to the bikini bodies. hey man check your tinini if its dead.
you say things, you don't actually mean. its kinda twisted

Miss Ferragamo said...

KMT.... so much pride.

The Therapist said...

Desperados will start calling him.

Anonymous said...

Notice me

Unknown said...

Bad man!

Unknown said...

OK we hear

Unknown said...

Lol...dis guy his high.

Anonymous said...

All these so called photographers, agents, fashion designers, etc will wnt to take advantage of girls all in d name of modelling. This is one of the reasons y I hate modelling.

Ririgenius

Anonymous said...

Is this man not married?

Unknown said...

This news doesn't concern me..

Jules said...

That's his biz!

Fine Sisi said...

All I see is ............f**k f**k f**k. Oriegwu!

Anonymous said...

And models and actresses will still go to this Imbecile idiot for photos?

Anonymous said...

A man expresses his standards and you perceive him as cray cray Linda??!! Way to go brother... There still exist a few good men and there is nothing wrong with you. Nwa nne I di ok

Unknown said...

So whts in the fuck story for us? Mtcheww... Pass biko

QueenSheba said...

Kolomental

Anonymous said...

What's cray cray about his write up ? The write up is as clear as clear can be. The message simple & clear to whomever it's intended. Girls stop assuming things, then think it's reality.

Dude just said it as is. "if I want to f*** you I'll let you know " period! Wetin kolo for wetin he talk.?

Unknown said...

D guy talk wetin dey him mind nii

Unknown said...

Coming back for comments

Unknown said...

Coming back for comments

Anonymous said...

Who cares?

CELEB said...

Whats weird here linda

Unknown said...

Mcheeeeeeew, no be small cray cray. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Mcheeeeeeew, no be small cray cray. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Mcheeeeeeew, no be small cray cray. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Mcheeeeeeew, no be small cray cray. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Lol. very blunt

happybliss said...

Mtchweeeeew! Dick head! I guess you know nothing more than the fuck work!

Lady C said...

I like u mr photographer, trying to tell d models dat they are nt ur type of gurls abi

Karlsson said...

Storyteller
Ubanagum

Unknown said...

mtcheeeew! abegi!

Unknown said...

This guy can't be serious

mimi said...

I like it when a man is straight with his words

Unknown said...

this guy can't be serious

beejay said...

This dude can't be serious....thats d price for fame anyway.....lay down & get popular.......

Unknown said...

Hahahahhahahah. That's the crystal truth. I like how he came public and say this. Some girls can feel insecure in front of a camera man and would always think that the guy wants to have sex with her. Like shuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Please Nigerian models be more professional and open minded just like your counterparts in the Western world.

Unknown said...

bull sheet.....

switch Express said...

Much ado about "fucking*..lol if u caught that pun, den u should be my friend...pin:2BB00AEE

Anonymous said...

Ego Don enter

Anonymous said...

I really used 2 av a lot of respect 4 dis guy. Until 2day

Unknown said...

Hah, I like this guy already, all does models can just form.

Anonymous said...

Wanna be model?

Timi Da Uyi said...

Hmm. See how the truth hurts Nigerian girls! He says he don't even care and won't apologize for it! he's doing him!!!

Anonymous said...

HOE Kay now!


*** mynameisSkelewu

Anonymous said...

Just a bitch ass nigga. Now we all know you're a pussy!!!


*** mynameisSkelewu

Anonymous said...

This guy is looking mental illness in the eye, it's only a matter of time before his situation deteriorates...His friends and family, take note and help him now that he can be helped.

Anonymous said...

Im a guy and in the creative industry, A guy can say this in a conversation but to put it out on blast ?!..... this fool must be a d#*k-head #noexcuses4stupidity #oncrackorsomethig......Fool !

Unknown said...

well he look like a lumbersexual to me.
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Unknown said...

I luv Obi somtoo alredi!!!....

Udo86 said...

Obi Somto is a renowned photographer and doesnt send these models. Some ladies think all guys want fvck, but hell no. I know Somto very well and personally, he is real and has a nice sense of humour. Look hoes, not everyone wants to fvck or give a fvck!

ebonydoc said...

Just like u who likes the phrase "I swear"!

Unknown said...

I heard his Dick is very small like Bic Pen Biro cover and that's why he is always shy to bring it out in front of a woman. His ex left him due to Small Dick Syndrome. Please don't believe this story, he likes to be horny always but oh boy, our Ladies love it Big Obi. Dick just like Lip stick. WTF?

Unknown said...

Bros eyes done full, its now reacting to the lots of unreachable punanis and camel toe he had seen.#Rehab

Unknown said...

Bros eyes done full, its now reacting to the lots of unreachable punanis and camel toe he had seen.#Rehab

Anonymous said...

For f**k's sake...... This guy is high on some serious s**t. Otherwise, he would not spew out what a million of us be thinking about.
👍 (thumbs up!)

Anonymous said...

My man be feeling like f**king Einstein, shey?
'Pun' that!

Anonymous said...

more than half of these comments are dumb as fuck.

Anonymous said...

He is basically addressing rumours going around about him, by saying he isn't Gay and has the same thoughts as any other guy taking nude pictures of women. While still harbouring such thought he says he keeps it professional and has never slipped up once, considering how many opportunities that has passed him by. He then ends it by saying as much he hasn't got a preference of a particular body type over another, he doesn't think that of a model would do for him. He also says its his own opinion and if he wants to have anyone, they would know hence people should stop going around saying stuffs thereby giving him a bad name. Its not that difficult to understand. The level of illiteracy shown through some comments is outstanding

Anonymous said...

So he likes his girls 'little', is that not d same as 'little girls'?
Is this a sly paedophilia confession? should d police not be looking into this.?
Let's not wait until little girls start disappearing, this guy is clearly unstable and should be watched closely.

Anonymous said...

So he likes his girls 'little', is that not d same as 'little girls'?
Is this a sly paedophilia confession? should d police not be looking into this.?
Let's not wait until little girls start disappearing, this guy is clearly unstable and should be watched closely.

Unknown said...

Who cares

Unknown said...

The worst article I ever read,so pointless $ meaningless,gosh!he is a freak

Anonymous said...

Never liked this Blog anyway. Too many basless facts and flimsy Gossip blown up. Read a linda ikeji article for the first time (top to bottOm) today just cz of the photographer in it. And wasn't surprised. Still flimsy gossip blown up for nuffin.

Anonymous said...

I used 2 love n respect dis guy until now

Anonymous said...

Soo not professional of him 2 go on internet n stat ranting about his clients. Dis is wat foreign photographers will neva do.

Anonymous said...

Unprofessional of him

Anonymous said...

He lasks respect and tact. Ull see his pictures soo gud and ull think d guy behind all dt must b really kool , Unfortunately....

Anonymous said...

Dis can neva happen abroad

Anonymous said...

Dis one is a boy not a man.

Anonymous said...

It's not professional of him

Anonymous said...

Great grand stupidity!!!! I respect women enough to think this way anu mpama people like wey dey carry eternal mouth and body odour up and down!! Ezi bida!

Unknown said...

Wait a minute, did he just say he prefers his girls little? Dafuq!!

Anonymous said...

This guy said he prefers his girl little, i guess he is a fan of Senator Yerima.

Yemisi_b said...

well i do not think there's something wrong with what he said. He is simply addressing the assumptions of Nigerians who as we know like to form holier than thou. I only feel it should have been less vulgar and he shouldn't have mentioned his mother's couch as we didn't ask him. I know him a little and he is real and has a great sense of humour...boy just dey frustrate i guess so give him a break holy Nigerians!

Unknown said...

This my Airforce secondary school mate don dey kolo, really a cool guy that year....

Laundry enthusiasts said...

should I dignify this inanity with a comment? Gosh

Anonymous said...

PLOT TWIST: He is Gay. 😂

getnnenna said...

its either he got a complex, ....an odor (mouth or body) or not so refined in xter.

Anonymous said...

Unprofessional misbehaviour doesn't get more primitive than this. What a deranged and self-incriminating buffoon.

Unknown said...

What's he feeling like? Hiss

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