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Sunday, 19 April 2015

Photo: Woman (or witch) caught defecating in a pastor's home

Weird story I just received. This woman is supposed to a witch or something. I don't understand the story so I'll just let you read from the horse's handwriting. Find below...
A woman who can only be identified by her surname, Mahlalela, from Ebatsakatsini near Komatipoort in South Africa was caught red handed by a child in the wee hours of this morning, in the kitchen, defecating in a bucket inside the house of the Word of God Church Pastor, Pastor Nsingwane. 
The man of the cloth says the way the woman got into his house remains a mystery as the doors and windows in the house were all shut and locked. When asked by the police what she was doing in the house, Mahlela told the police officer she was at the house to perform evil deeds on the family but she was caught, changing her earlier statement in which she’d claimed to be part of a team which works for a certain  master and that she fell off the rope she was holding on to when she and her 15 collegues were flying.
"We use a rope to fly and I was sitting at the back when I fell off,” she said.
The village of Ebatsakatsini is a place created for people evicted from any of the 54 villages around Nkomazi after being accused of witchcraft

98 comments:

Unknown said...

Terrible

Unknown said...

Terrible

Unknown said...

Terrible

yumyum said...

HolyGhost fire!IgboBorn!

Unknown said...

End time things I dey tell you,see her dirty bra,body and winch face biko

@arkiss said...

Dis is bad, real Bad #InDragonsVoice #Merlin

CHERRY said...

Na wa o,notin person no go hear n see!

Cute G said...

The name says it all. I lost interest when I saw south africa. *pfft*

Unknown said...

Chai. This is not good at all. May God save us

Unknown said...

D wind of prayers caught up wit her. Definitely they were set for operations b4 d power of God caught up wit her.

Anonymous said...

Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

Unknown said...

Like seriously?!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!


Akwa Ibom people Ur competition is here o

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hian! So she ran out of aviation fuel, and fell inside the Pastor's house.
Just bizarre. *does sign of the cross*

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Ifeoma this woman they find ma oga come sometime back
#Okon

Anonymous said...

First off... Linda pls change d photo u r a woman too...
This has got to be the most hilarious thing 2day. flying with a rope, fell off.
ok

Anonymous said...

Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

Unknown said...

Ndi south africa unu bu aru! Their world will 1st crumble.....wipe 'em out oh Lord!

Dani said...

We don't care she's South African you should boycott their news

Unknown said...

Wonders shall neva end

Anonymous said...

Weird! YOU WILL CRY AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO – See how they are burning these African immigrants alive in South Africa

Mzz_Mary said...

Ewoo

Unknown said...

Rightful punishment should be given to her if found guilty cos the story isn't straight.

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disgusting






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gab2shoes said...

Linda, rememba we should boycott news too from south afrika....abeg, e no concern us.

The gods are wise
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Unknown said...

Hmmm,na wa ooo

knowurway.com said...

Hmmm she's a witch, they should burn her alive

Unknown said...

Ugly sumtin

Unknown said...

I find this funny and at the same time
weird.
funny story indeed.

Unknown said...

South Africans.. fucked up people...

Unknown said...

hahahaha smh very funny
rope to fly ke
na wa o lord av mercy

Unknown said...

God don catch am

abass said...

Lol,
Witchcraft ko, witchcraft ni.
This is a psychiatry patient.

MINTO said...

Hmm.....Story!!! This is how God will continually expose workers of inequity and evil deeds.

Unknown said...

With her olympus that has fallen. .?(guess u kn wat I mean shaa )

South African recently remaining negatively relevant. ...

Nsogbu dikwa n"obodo umu anumanu
#proudly igbo dude

Amicable said...

Weirdo

Austin said...

na wa o.. SA sef!!.. #xenophobicwitches.

Unknown said...

Nonsense.. pls next story pls

Anonymous said...

Hmmm South Africa,home of all sorts...from xenophobia to defaecating in pastor's kitchen. I tire ooo

TAMARA SPLASH said...

She's a witch, she should b killed couple with what SA's are doing to foreigners

Subomi said...

sounds like a weird old movie

Anonymous said...

Blood of Jesus. Thank God for his protection over that family.
Wonders shall never end.hmm

Unknown said...

Awww. SA. Country for psychos

Unknown said...

Wonders shall never end....God help us

Nusitech said...

BS! Flying on a rope my ass.

Unknown said...

Stranger than fiction

Anonymous said...

hiannnn..ohhhh..atokwanumuooo

Unknown said...

Lmao @ fell off from rope. That must be the wing side of an aircraft sorry witchcraft. haha. Everything has happened in this world

Unknown said...

She should b burnt alive to mak sure she doesn't hav d opportunity to suck bloods.

Anonymous said...

Dah stop that nonsense if its a joke

Dr90210 said...

See her ugly face

Anonymous said...

Really...

Mr 47 said...

And here is someone they should burn instead of harmless foreigners trying to make a living

Manuel Kunmi said...

Okay ooooooo

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Hian! Wonderful!

Unknown said...

Nasty ish.

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Anonymous said...

Only in the continent of Africa that news comes from.

Unknown said...

This women is a psychiatry patient

Abdulmalik Yusuf said...

Yeah, same here, they are all witches since they can kill foreigners as they please..... I now hate to hear d sound of d name south Africa

TAMARA SPLASH said...

She should be killed n na south african woman.

Unknown said...

Ugly mofo.

Unknown said...

was d pic taken frm a cctv camera? or she just sat dia n allow dem snap her? d story looks somehow

umoh Linda said...

Dis same south Africa? Isorait..

Unknown said...

Southy sef get winch,.Lol

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Unknown said...

God will take control

Anonymous said...

Linda u mean you put up this ladies picture based on hear say? Shaking my head for you. this is not good at all.....

ary said...

Story reminds me of a scene from Mr. Bones. LOL

Unknown said...

If she likes, she can be Lord voldermot for all i care. As long as na south african. .let her eat her village people. Mscheeeew.

Unknown said...

Caught in the act. Serves her right!

Unknown said...

Say wat?

Unknown said...

Weird indeed! I can't deal

Anonymous said...

No wonder they're so heartless I no surprise then wt wht they're doing wt foreigners bt they can't go free sha cos naija we wl get back to them.lossers

Anonymous said...

What does the Bible says in Psalms 105:15? i want to declare to someone here; that any witch seeking after your life and your house hold, heaven must arrest them, disgrace and expose them In Jesus Name. As a child of God your life must carry fire... Don't allow your Christian life to show red 'low bar.' you must be steadily full of power of Holy Ghost.

AK
stephen.akpan@atlanticfluids.net

Unknown said...

Strange things evriday!

Unknown said...

Nah wah o

Troy said...

Dis one na tales by moonlight Biko...

Alepatto said...

Nemesis has got up with her.

@ziniex said...

South Africa contry of Psycos and Witchs.. pls Linda no news from SA if they like let them fly with broom na dem sabi.

EBONY FAITH ANWAI 2011 SAID SO said...

linda I be won ask u how much be gala for ur area b4 U COME UP with okpogbas mara....CAN ANYTHING GOOD COME FROM SOUTH AFRICA (in biblical voice)NO

yawanow said...

Hmmmmm. Terrible times.
We need to be spiritually equipped with the word of God and Steadfast in prayers.

Anonymous said...

South African trade...where are the Xenophobics, they should burn the lady since killing is their trademark.
Foolish set of people, will burn someone that has legitimate source of livelihood and leave a witch to live.

Unknown said...

She even look like a witch sef!
Ugly thing...God will continue to expose them.

APPLE said...

If only African witches will do good with their witchcraft…. How can a man make love to a woman like this? See boobs and stomach all looking anyhow, chai! This one too will complain if her husband cheats?..Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

@ Evans..... you retard fool, which Akwa Ibom people? Maybe you are possessed with the spirit of stupidity. Ifod mkpo.

Anonymous said...

Flight Lieutenant mma Ifot.
All these air Marshall running out of fuel these days. Godwin!!!!

Unknown said...

Lol.. Flying things. Thats how they will all end. In Shame!!

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. See how dirty she looks when she will do something better with her life. God has caught you this time. Ewu Gambia

Unknown said...

And they will say dat witch craft is only in Nigeria...Hope they will disgrace her or better still burn her to death....

Gloria Matthew said...

South Africans no see this one kill na Nigerians............God is watching all of u killing innocent souls

Unknown said...

Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

Unknown said...

Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

Unknown said...

Some witches dont think before they do anything. She really had mind to defecate in a pastor's house. HolyGhost fire for roast her. This is why i will tell you something: STOP THEM BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. Suffer not a witch to live

Anonymous said...

Over weight na I'm dey cause am why she no go fall off the rope

Anonymous said...

Sometimes i wonder whether these stories are true or just human imaginations.

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Anonymous said...

A witch or a delusional southafrican or a xenophobe? I can't tell the difference.

Anonymous said...

Witch my ass.. She just has mental issues

Unknown said...

God don catch am

Anonymous said...

I would love to have watched and smelled as she pooped huge turds out of her fat backside. And I would have wiped her with my tongue

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