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Thursday 17 April 2014

Dear LIB readers: What should I do with my balu baby mama?

From a male LIB reader. If y'all can understand what he's saying, please advise him...lol
Wazup Libers, pls o I need ur advice cos I'm about to kill somebody's daughter I swear. The way I'm feeling now I no send at all. I'm not high o. I'm writing this with clear eyes. Ok help me judge, I met this balu baby mama of mine 3 years ago, Very beautiful babe, chick fine like miss Nigeria fine. yellow tall, Innocent but very willing to learn. I no even over toast her sef. She see confirm boy nah. YBNL level. Meaning yahoo boy no lappy. I'm rich and fresh like that boo.
So I taught her how to smoke and she got addicted. We started dating and became smoking partners. Breakfast weed, lunch weed, dinner SK. From there we graduated to doing the injection, taking pills. It was all fun until she born our son. Ok, we don Born. My girl still dey smoke with me.
We did our introduction last year and we decided we would stop smoking at least she would stop cause she's a mom now. But she refused. no Wahala o. I took my son and  I dumped her. No time mehn. 

Then  I met this girl in February this year. God fearing, Ok looking, gentle and respectful. Perfect wife material and I want to marry her. But this igbo smoking, no pant wearing smello ex girlfriend of mine will not let us be. She's claiming I destroyed her life. I no force her smoke o. Na teach I teach her. 

She wants me to give her our son so she could train him but I doubt her ability and Me gan I ain't got time to train him cos I be small boy myself, I'm barely 25 sef and then unto Malay P, always traveling ish

Last week, She came with some boys to fight me and they took my son. I'm planning a revenge soon, I'm not too kin on training this boy, because I'm busy with other things at the moment.

Should I leave our son for her or just forcefully get him back and let this my new God fearing responsible girlfriend bring him up or better still send him to my iya Agba's (grandma) place where I grew up.  

I need advice from matured people on this blog. 30yrs and above. And if u dare abuse me, I will give u back sharply. No time

443 comments:

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Unknown said...

O boy u no nid any advice. U nid to continue smoking ur sense out. Mumu. Ur so called igbo smoking, no pant wearing smello ex girlfriend of urs cause her pains herself. Pls Linda if u no get any story to post abeg sleep joor.

Anonymous said...

go talk to ur woman...the way u feel towards ur baby mama... one day ur GOD fearing girl will feel towards u and she will leave too...ur son's future is very important. i just want you to create the atmosphere to talk to ur balu...i know she is a sure girl... u guys can make it work behold ur imagination....pls be positive..... and fix things...smoking doesnt mean she bad....u been with her...u knw her best......make it work bro

Anonymous said...

Please leave the mum with her child,its not fair to separate the child from his mum.Smoking weed does not make her a bad person. I smoke with my hubby and I got a 9months old kid.I smoked SK like mad during my first trimester( I didnt know I was pregnant tho) After I found out I was pregnant, I stopped smoking weed.God knows I will go crazy if any man dare takes my child from me. Its your mess,clean it up.Btw, You introduced her to the game..

Unknown said...

boy u no nid any advice. U nid to continue smoking ur sense out. Mumu. Ur so called igbo smoking, no pant wearing smello ex girlfriend of urs cause her pains herself. Pls Linda if u no get any story to post abeg sleep joor.

Me said...

First of all, may God forgive u for spoil dat girl. Now u have jumped to another innocent girl after u'll dump worse dan u met her. An advise to u , go and seek help for ur own self.and for dat innocent child take him to ur grandma since both parents r nt responsible.shekina

Anonymous said...

Why did you teach her how to smoke when you know you would prefer a God fearing lady.. you ruined her life actually cos when it comes to love some naive ladies would wanna do things to make deir partners happy... it is your fault... you dont know, she might be able to raise your son but if you think she cant, go give him to Iya Agba... my opinion

Anonymous said...

Lol...Dis guy head no dey house at al..Guy abeg free d babe kos na u truly spoil her lyf nd mehnn 4rm ur writup here no risn marriage nw kos u neva ready 2settledwn

Swerve said...

This post is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Lemme sit back and enjoy other people's comments, no time for any wannabe forming YBNL.

Angie said...

I don't usually say this, but, you know what idiot mean huh?, you are a very stupid idiot..
If I understood that jargon you wrote correctly;
Yes, you've ruined her life and if i were tht girl, I'll get you arrested with EFCC or NDLEA; by now she would have known you inside out.
Anuofia!....unu gbato sichaa umuaka, unu aga kporo nke n'ekpe 'ekene maria every second'.

Linda, if this guy's for real, he needs to be reported to the authorities; he's a ticking time bomb within the society.


*My R1.50c comment *

Anonymous said...

U dey craze u don spoil person pikin finish now u wan marry God fearing girl na madness dey worry u

Anonymous said...

truth is bitter....

BOOTYLICIOUS said...

KAI there is nothing this my eye wont see....lol... who be this MORON AGAIN? oh boy u wanted a weed babe u got a weed babe I think ur main concern should be that the effect of ur stupidity wont affect ur child's health in future cos i'm sure she was smoking when she was pregnant

Anonymous said...

Foolish, spoilt brat. Grow up and take responsibility for your actions.

Anonymous said...

Mr Man You're not serious.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha!! I was just laughing all through. May God help that poor kid y'all brought into the world together. The guy is even sounding really non-challant. Wehrey. Tsew

Igbeyinadun said...

This has got to be fake, story makes no logical sense.

Anonymous said...

Guy, you're acting like a big fool tbh! please don't destroy your son's life with yours and no be you holy pass. you destroyed that girls life even if its with her consent now you jump to another 'wife material' babe.

and who told you you're all that? you may have money but your character stinks.

to cut the long story short. you need to give your life to Christ and ask God for guidance cos the way you are going, you will make decisions that will make you regret later on and it may even destroy your life and even that of your new found 'wife material'

Today's decisions determine tomorrows destiny.

Anonymous said...

Frankly speakin my guy, this ur respectable gf will u teach her how to smoke, if u no u cn't marry a girl who smokes why teach her, anywhich way the deed has been done u jst hv to tnk abt the welfare of ur kid every child is better off with their mother so I thnk u shuld live the child with the mom u cn't take a baby away 4rm the mom cos every child is better off withtheir biological mom. U guys shuld reach an agreement on hw u wil be there 4 ur kid the both of u shuld stop this fight cos a child is now involved. Like u said u cn't train d baby cos of ur busy schedule jst remember that a baby needs a stable home put ur child first in any decision u make

Unknown said...

Oloshi Olodo oniranu......

Anonymous said...

take your son to iya agba. but your god will judge u for introducing your ex to igbo tingz. smelling peepz

Anonymous said...

Hold on Bruv! The whole of nigeria will answer your ass! Hope your ready to reply them! Lol! Barely 25 and all these issues!

Anonymous said...

Fool u ve destroyed her life nd u wan marry Godfearing, u dey fear God sef. If u like troway d boy na u no. Mteeeeeeeew

Anonymous said...

kmft...u bloody idiat. this story aint real.

Anonymous said...

You dey craze! you open your stupidy for naija's top blog and you you dey find mature candid advice.

No be only insult you go receive, some pple go curse you sef.

And 25 yrs old, you be smallie...you don finish school sef?

God punish you there.

Anonymous said...

Mehn,dis guy just cracked me up,"i no force her smoke o,na teach i teach am",dis guy really needs help

Anonymous said...

Uve laid ur bed so lie on it retard

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

My First question.. Na you be the fine boy? Secondly. How u wan take leave your son for that woman? U wan make your son begin dey smoke too? You had better wake up from
Your slumber and act like a man..

Anonymous said...

Oloriburuku, No Future ambition. Never Do Well Oshi...u're very foolish for even asking our opinion. Hediat! Imbecile! Bomb dey ur head. Yahoo boy oshi...u jst sounded like a retard i swear! Kill the baby nd d mama na. Holodo!

orekelewa said...

you are so serious! idiot like you.....

Anonymous said...

You're heartless n wicked,u ruined her life and dumped her?God punish you!you shld fix her back or manage her!imagine if they spoil all girls,which one u go see as God fearing?idiot!!!beast!!!

Anonymous said...

I can see how irresponsible u are without even knowing u.ode u want responsible comment.

Anonymous said...

you are just a wicked loser. You destroyed someone"s life and now you want to marry a church girl, How?
you better leave the boy for the mother before you raise him to be a loser like you. Remember that u will also have female children. You better borrow yourself sense now and quit being a loser. YBNL my foot.

Anonymous said...

the best advice i have for you is just mix a good amount of rat poison with some bleach and drink quick......your life is a waste, av you heard of Jesus? at about this time years ago he died because ur foolishness.....get a life dude

Anonymous said...

You are actually very foolish btw and its not even an insult!

Anonymous said...

U are plain stupid. U got a new gentle God fearing girl after destroying the other girls life iya! God is waiting for u. He will give u wicked boy a befitting wife to match ur wickedness.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha..mumu miss road..oya liber tel hym wt he wants 2hear

Anonymous said...

I see double standard here,you both should have quit and raised ur kid together.You want her to stop while u continue ehhh!! Oloshi

Anonymous said...

U both are nt acting responsible enof 2 even raise a child and hw sure re u dat ur new gf would want 2 raise sme1 else's child. Maybe its beta he stays with his grandma if she's capable or leave him with his mother cos no matter what she would take care of him.just do ur best 2 provide all his needs.

Anonymous said...

U. Sound like a fool.....see the way u r talkin.....she is now a smello ex....may God punish you irresponsible bastard!get a life son of a fucking prostitute!

Anonymous said...

Mtcheeewwww...

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahahahaha..iya Agba..hahahahhaha...Adaora

Anonymous said...

Fool u are and fool u will remain forever. I doubt this is coming out from somebody's brain via his mouth,it's actually coming out through ur anus,ewu!

Tpy said...

bloody foooool(indian accent)

Anonymous said...

linda, tell me this story is fake before i kill someone's son. nonesense

ikeji said...

Smething is seriously wrng with u, d baby's in better hands with her..pitying d poor child sef

bluePrincess said...

Hahhahahahahahhahaha dis nigga is an asswipe. I cant wait for yall comments to start rolling in mehnnnnnn *grabs pizza nd ice cream*

Anonymous said...

you taught her how to smoke and you want to leave her cos she smoke and you have seen a wife materal and you have destroye a materal listen you better marry cos if na me i go show you peper mtweeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

You are a born bastard and clearly a small child...u don teach another person pikin bad thing and now u dey talk say u no force am...if u tot her something good she no for b lik dis..see ur mouth like YBNL EFCC dey come for u idiotic element...

Royal1

Anonymous said...

You're an irresponsible little brat. Go back to ur mum for some home training or better still check into rehab

Anonymous said...

Irritant like u. After influencing d innocent girl, she is now a "balu". Grow some balls nd guts, as they say "Any idiot can get a woman pregnant but its takes a MAN to be a father". U are immature, stupid nd clueless. Duchess says so

Anonymous said...

I think you need delivrance bcos satan is sponsoring you to destroy lives.you are irresponsible and I pray that you will not also destroy the life of the new babe.if you grew up with your granny,and you are like dis mehn! Guy,dunno what to say ooooooo! Give the boy to his mum.she will change or better still,let her parents take care of the boy

Lanre said...

See dis boy o. U dey threaten ur advisers?? LOL. Take ur child back but in a peaceful way, if u no want lasting trouble. No liv ur boy with her or he fit turn to smoker lyk una... But u be werey sha!

diamondblinqZ said...

Idiot. U need no advice. I just pity dat foolish qurl u call spiritual n God fearinq who is too blind 2c dat u a a monster. Shebi u even feel like killinq her, qo ahead. Ur sorry ass will tell u d rest of d qist. Alade kawai!

Anonymous said...

You are so sick all of u need rehab!! Can u imagine? Idiot big fool u deserve what you are getting mum oloshi

Anonymous said...

u can still change her,cos no woman will eva wnt such treatment b a man.u wanted her to b a friend u tot her ur ways nw it time to build a home pls do d same u cn do it

Anonymous said...

Its so clear dear, dat ur under d influence of d devil, ur just a lost soul may God help u. Can u imagine, d child is beta trained wit is mum cos its obvious she is far more respinsible than u. Chiky Angel say so

Anonymous said...

This boy u be real ode nie! Otondo grade 1

Anonymous said...

Foolish fool,senseless he goat you still don't know that you've messed up that girl's life?“Me gan I ain't got time to train him cos I be small boy myself, I'm barely 25 sef and then unto Malay P, always traveling ish”after having a child you still call yourself a child?stupid head

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for your son because its clear he has 2 irresponsible parents. I don't say dis to condemn you or judge you, but you need to grow up. Your ex definitely needs help and you are not even in a position to help her cos you need help too lol. Anyway I suggest you go talk to a responsible couple that have raised kids and I believe they would be in a better position to advise you. It amazes me how people want sound counsel in this kind of forum.

Anonymous said...

figure it out yourself, u caused it all. And you should get a life too... i pity your new gf.

Jegz said...

Grow up. For a second, just shut up and think!

Anonymous said...

Fool at 25 fool 4eva. Oloriburuku ashiere. Go and tak d boi by force nd she ll empty a gallon of tetraoxosulphate lV acid on u. Stupid boy. If itz me sef na ur wedding day I go shoot u. God fearing gurl dey sweet u wen God already dey fear u. Monkey banana. Yahoo boi no laptop mi foot. Jes die already.

Anonymous said...

This guy is obviously high!! Really high on something worse than weed!! You don't need advice you need re-orientation and rehabilitation.

Charles White said...

Hmmm.God have mercy on you bro.A vicious cycle of bastards

Anonymous said...

Hshahahahaha...girls self ..very funy..u dint force her to smoke Buh u tot her how to smoke..its very easy to learn a habit Buh very hard to stop it....wot u should v done is take responsibility nd teach her Hw to stop smoking..abt ur son.. She puts up dt stunt to get ur attention..let her b...don't force it...get a lawyer....yeye boi..hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I lyk ur style guy,u hav a funny way of xpressin urself. I likey!

Unknown said...

Lol, this is the dumbest story ever on this blog! Jesus! Like seriously r u for real. I think U have brain damage from d excess drugs. U don't need any advice boi, all u need is correct beating wit aboki koboko. Banzo.

ms k said...

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Jehovah is d most high. Lindodo, Abeg where u see dis one? I'm still laughing...*hahhahahahahahahahahah. Pls leave ur son wit d mum , agree on monthly allowance nd move move cos ur God fearing wife might be a wolf in sheep's clothing., But some girls na wa o, Hope a lot of u learn from dis story. Loooool

Anonymous said...

Give ur life to God! Linda na everythin u dey post haba na

Anonymous said...

you are a fool oya start fuck was sweeting you staying is not sweeting you now weed smoking was but now no more abi. MUMUXMUMU= MUMU

Anonymous said...

you are a fool oya start fuck was sweeting you staying is not sweeting you now weed smoking was but now no more abi. MUMUXMUMU= MUMU

ONE HUNDRED KAY said...

Lmoa!!!!!! U just made my day, go jump inside river niger idiot, u destroyed her life, now u want to have one? The gal na mumu if na me i go kill u, i tell gals date responsible guys

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord, this has got to be a joke... Neither of you are fit to be parents... You especially needs help. I feel so sorry for the poor innocent boy who crack heads are raising...
Clearly your grandma has failed in bringing you up as decent human being. What hope does this poor boy have? God is on the throne and he will never forsake this poor child. It is well...

Anonymous said...

You are an irresponsible idiot..and linda is silly fr even posting this

Unknown said...

Guy..you be fool oh,so after destroying her life you have the audacity to talk trash...Guy I think u need a help.

Anonymous said...

I swear u be mumu 4 ur mind u sharp u spoil person u wan come run fuck u brov.....give dat girl him son and face ur stupid yahoo yahoo prison dey wait u..

Anonymous said...

leave the child alone for his mother n yes u destroyed her life n u dnt xpect her to stop doing drugs abruptly

Anonymous said...

You must still be on a residual high... or u r still sniffing the shit!! You come here with this kind of story and u expect not to be abused?? again I say u must be very high!! small pikin dey worry you, better grow up and face ur responsibilities....mtsheeeeeew.

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo i feel for girls who think dt by joinin him to smoke he wud luv u even more anyways my guy truth be told we re africans and we have culture in our society is norm fr a guy to do d whole weeed shit buh fr a woman once shes into weed even if na u teach ha ts a no go area so let her be and send the baby to ur grandma

Anonymous said...

haha hilarious. sounds like sum tin DAT was written by a 10 years old sensational writer wannabe
I'm sure he's an agbero and no person like DAT can have a pretty good command of d English language like d above writeup. so d story is obviously fake

Anonymous said...

Arrogant stupid ass. Spoken like a true idiot that u are. See hw u abuse a girl u claimed 2 lve. Really? Ah I'm waitin 4 ur retort. Yes u destroyd her life n funny as it may sound n unrealistic as it might seem U aint goin scot free. No u aint!! Men like u dnt deserve lv bt I feel 4 that child who despite all I hve 2 say about his childish disgusting tout of a dad needs help. Yes he needs a mother nt a hippie so either she quit or he gets traind by another bt a mothers lve wether she's a drunk, a druggie or whatevr is like no other so u gat 2 choices Mke that girl a better persn by rehab or jst makn sure she stps(figure it 0ut urslf cs u startd it) or yes marry the new girl,, Ull pay in the end. My dad culd stp smoking he hasn't 4 25 yrs nw. 1 mre thing ull make a terrible dad. God help this child n despite hw I l0athe this strange man. Give him the wisdm 2 mke things right-----C21

Unknown said...

You no need advice obviously because you already sound like omini science.
Enjoy your choices,only make sure you don't take a life cos you never created any not even yours brov

Anonymous said...

I abuse U...U ar irresponsible....hoha.beta get that boy bk...nonsense

AMYY said...

Fool at 25..u can't train ur child neither can ur ex..tk the child 2 a motherless babyz home jooor

Anonymous said...

I usually don't comment. But, I must say, you are a capital FOOL. Any answer you reply back will follow you endlessly until you repent άήδ change your ways...human beings are wicked sha! I'm pretty sure the new girlfriend has no idea the beast she's with, see the rubbish he's saying... Smh

Anonymous said...

O boi my guy u b big fool.....

Anonymous said...

Ode Ma leleyi ke......You need to grow up man and try and talk to her reason with her as well...Is that how you use and dump girls....You spoiled her life out rightly though to her own foolishness as well...I bet your new prey doesn't know what you did to your ex...if she knew i bet if she would still be with you....

Anonymous said...

Ur irresponsibility is disgusting ...u wan carry am gve anoda girlfriend wey u neva marry,ode. Common carry am gve ur mama

DOBY DOBY said...

Lwkmd. . Dis dude is soooo funny.. Odikwa serious. ..

Anonymous said...

Lol...funny guy..na u knw if u serz post dis ur story.

Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB said...

1st of all eat u need to do is fold u knuckle den raise one above others , raise ur hand above ur head n drop iton your dumb skull, wen u regain cconsciousness go back to her apologise and take her back. She is ur creation

Anonymous said...

see face as u don spoil her finish u wan go marry abi date anoder person intelligent game boy no just try wetin dey ur mind or dat boy of urs will grow and kill u

Anonymous said...

It seem d smoke u smoke dey affect ur brain. Unto Malay P abi, dont worry, until dem nab u. Na una dey spoil our name for abroad. U destroy someone life and now u wan to marry a saint wen u aint a saint urself. Remember karma is a bitch

Anonymous said...

You are definitely sick in your head. Now u want God fearing when u yoself are devil fearing. That x girlfriend better kill you.

Anonymous said...

Omg this is the most hilarious post I have read on this blog,like the way he yarns,lmao like seriously man I wonder what the God-fearing girl saw in you.

Anonymous said...

Ori e o pe rara

Anonymous said...

hmmm. is this not madness?

Anonymous said...

U be beta BORN THROWAY. Razness all over

PURPLE

Anonymous said...

The truth is u truely distroyed her life, cos u said she ws innocent n ready to learn, so u tot her hw to smoke n made her an addict.so u owe her an apology n even to God too. Nw repent n lev her son wit her, start a new life wit ur present girl nw . U need Jesus, u need to be born again, if not u will not hv peace.change ur ways ,Jesus is ready n willing to help u.

Anonymous said...

You are a self centered annoying piss taking bugger, who deserves to be cursed out! You made a grown up decision to have a child so grow up and train the child, if both of y'all crack heads can't decide on what to do with the child, may I suggest adoption, there are families out there who are craving to give the child the best nurturing environment, which from the sound of your words you NEVER had! So please don't ruin a life on the basis of your psychopathically diminished one!It's piss takes like you that don't deserve to have kids!

Anonymous said...

You are foolish with ur post,kill her now and u will c what will happen next.

Anonymous said...

Guy giv ha d child. A child needs his mum mor dan his dad! She ll take beta care of him dan u wld I asure u!

Anonymous said...

Guy,gud 4 u.u tout her hw 2 smoke nd she became addicted 2 it.it wulnt be easy 4 her 2 stop.Addicted tooooooo bad.As 4 ur son alow her 2 be wit her son, normata wat she is stil a woman.Go get her bk,nd dnt teach dat Christian one d same fin.smoking.sooowi.

Anonymous said...

Your a big fat fool mumu your a goat & dog.Correct English u can't speck.

Anonymous said...

lindy babe, d time u posted dis says alot o, 4:19. he totally destroyd her so y his he nw runin.lesson for ladies, dnt do shit t please a guy, do shit cos u wanna do it so u blame ursef on dat. he shd lt her av her pikin abeg

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooooo you are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

U now call ha all sort of names cos uve seen ha finish ba?ur a wicked nd iresponsible goat u betta tk ha to rehab so she cn tk kia of ha son since ur just a pathetic bastrd

Anonymous said...

Lwkm, I've nt laffed like dis in a long time. Well back to the topic. Pls leave the child wif his mum, she'll be a better mum TO HIM than ur gf. And as U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ sed U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ won't have enof time for him. From time to time U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ cn go n see him, talk to him, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ knw, jst to spend time wif him. U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ cn also send money to his mum. Jst to be a part of his life. Peace#

Unknown said...

Something tellls me dis dude is ALLOY CHIKEZIE the popular 1st to comment of LIB......................................Bros no Advice for you.

Chop Chop said...

garbage in garbage out.

Little_lady_by_Ariel said...

Oga poster first ov all u neva liked her, c ur foolish mouth "like na teach her teach o" u no c any better fin teach her na to smoke cigaret c as u wicked reach u no even stop there o u continued wif SK injections and pills if na ur sister say make u teach her shey u go agree? U b very WICKED boi! Now u don destroy her life u dey find goody goody gf God purnish u there foolish asshole. My bf smokes to buh I give am condition is. Either he stops smoking or we both start smoking cos ov d love he has for me he had to stop smoking dats wat I call a real dude. I love u alex

Anonymous said...

o boy u dey vex o,first of all u shouldnt have allowed her smoke in the first place,knowing fully well that it is not easy to quit once u r addicted to it,that alone has ruined her life as a lady.i would suggest u let her be,leave d child with her. that i think should console her rather than loosing on both sides den u can continue with the new catch and be wise enough not to introduce weed to ur new gal

KRYSTAL! said...

Buhahaahahahahahaaaaaaaa @ "And if u dare abuse me, I will give u back sharply. No time". See I am 30+, I have nothing to say to you, carry your cross alone. Damn children of nowadays. You destroyed a poor girl's life to weed,Sk & injections, impregnated her and you wanna dump her like a trash can? Now you've damaged her life, how do you wanna correct that shit you've infected on her? Do you think its easy to drop injection just like that? Wow! Your ex smally na big time OZUO!, e be like say she no sabi where them dey sell ACID. Infact no be sharp babe she be atall, bcos if na Bendel (bini/warri) babe, she for don baptise you tay tay, you no go get mouth/hand yan this rubbish. She go treat your fuck up, re-arrange your teeth, re-package your life dump for malay. Boy if you like kill person pikin join with your son, na your torro be that. *drops mic* *walks away*

Anonymous said...

Linda what is this? Didn't know u accept and post such crap on ur blog. Waste of time. Mtcheeew

Anonymous said...

Take ur son 2 ur grandma dats all bt do it wit care

Anonymous said...

Boys we are funny

There are many sides to analyse this from, but I will use the biggest one to me atm..

This nigga was wild, or wanted a wild babe... & now he is maturing and doesn't want the wild babe no more

Why? Cos he is mature and grown... And girls bin girls have seen the fruit and are lost.. also she is d most damaged Bcos a junkie girl is way worse than a junkie guy

If the girl had refused to join him in his deadness, she will be the hero for making him change

Babes be wise, do not depart from the teachings of the wise and old for any temporary cruise or "love" the greatest form of strength, is d strength of character

Agbi said...

U don't sound serious at all. Na that small boy I dey pity, dat is if the story is true.

Unknown said...

This guy is sick......Sorry understatement "Mad"
You Need help....first

Anonymous said...

Wonders shall never end o....nawa o

yemi said...

U both owns d child right ! No wman will leave her child for another wman. My advice for u is that leave d boy for her. He is her son, am sure she can't teach d boy to be smoking igbo. Neva revenge to collect d son back. Since u av sn a God fearing lady now, plan wit her n u too shld stop smoking, n serve God better. Did u know if that God fearing lady discover u ar smokin, she cal leave u. Why don't you turn to God completely and be a God fearing man like ur new lady. Don't fight d formal one, just allow her to take care of dat boy. Anyhow in future, d boy will ask for his dad. All is well wit u.

Anonymous said...

Guy see as ur mouth dey sharp lyk razor blade

Unknown said...

No offense,u taught her hw 2 smoke n dint teach her hw 2 stop n went on 2 marry or abt 2 marry a Godfearing responsible girl,lemme ask wasn't she responsible b4 u taught her 2 smoke??dat asyd n again u said u aint rdy 2 train d boy den y take him away frm his mother??dia is Nuffin beta Dan a mothers love even if u gve him 2 d so calld Godfearing woman.I advice u let d boy b wit his mother den wen u r fit 2 train him den u go get him finish

Unknown said...
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Mdigits said...

Well all you need is to get back your son in a peaceful manner and let Iya Agba take care of him.

Anonymous said...

Ode, didirin, oponu ayerada.. U wan seek advice and u still get mouth, idiot.

Anonymous said...

Lol......I cant deal. Dis has to b a prank. Linda its either u give fake gist jst to get ur blog goin or d people dat actually send in these stories r playin u cos most of ur stories dey get as e b. Lmao @ unto Malay p. Mtshewww.

#word

chinero said...

The truth is both of u can't give that child the right up bring...u both lack morals...it's so sad the baby was brought into dis world by parents that haven't got dia lives fixed..pls let dat child go to grand ma..even dou it would neva be like d real parents am sure she would do a better job..

Unknown said...

Ur a big OPIORORO. Lol... 25 in life is no joke man pls do something about it and don't try to re-marry b4 u teach dis God fearing girl too.

Anonymous said...

*sigh.Naa teach you teach her? Idiot. I just sorry for the innocent child una go bring come life.

Anonymous said...

Ko de ni da fun e ati awon tii e..If na so u shameless reach. Put ur name here and identity. Were olori bu. Awon smellos...

If u need translation reply ode


Anonymous from Canada

Anonymous said...

Firstly u need to grow up. Secondly u should grow up fast. Thirdly u must absolutely grow up. You are a whole joke!

Bookey said...

this is my first time commenting on this blog,just wanna say you are a retard sir,get a life and be a father to your son.

Anonymous said...

I don't have time for you and your useless life

Anonymous said...

First things first how can u need advice from matured people when u think like a 2yr old. U are just an animal in human skin. Tufiakwa

Anonymous said...

O chi'm!

Anonymous said...

This one pass TB Joshua sef..Like WTF. Lmao

MlleP said...

Linda these ur stories are becoming wilder and wilder..LMAO

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!linda oooo!Ndi out gi

Unknown said...

Nawah....oga leave her child for her naah, take reponsibility & move on

Anonymous said...

hehehe too many laughing no gree me give an advice ooo,,
oboy since u got de money nd dont want to marry ur baby mama again,open a shop for her to help her train ur child good ok'__? a motherly love always there ,nd always visiting them once a week ,,since na u teach her,u no force her,hehehe

julz said...

Before I comment on this please what's the meaning of balu? Plus the guy sounds insane

Jessica law said...

Why will she let u be you thought her how to smoke and now u are leaving cos she's so addicted to it now.what effort did u make or take to make her stop smoking.truth be said I think u destroy her life by teaching her all that she was foolish on her part too for allowing you.secondly she cannot train your son knowing she's addicted to stuffs like dat neither can u train him too so pls send him to ur grandma or to ur ex mother, that said u need to grow up man acknowledge ur mistakes.

Anonymous said...

You are obviously irresponsible and lack the ability to process rational information so why are you asking for advise? Your iya agba brought you up and you resulted as "rubbish product" now you want to put an innocent child through the same path?

Unknown said...

Linda it seems you have started accepting posts from yaba left,its alright? Please tell him to take his medicine.

Anonymous said...

you are very irresponsible and you they drag pikin, and you wanr make pikin stay with your grandma wey no train you well. OLOSHI NI BOBO OLORIBUKU OMO ALE JATI JATI yi ke...

Anonymous said...

O Y O.....is your case!

Anonymous said...

U r very stupid 4 askin no1 2 insult u after u stupidly rubbished a gal's lyf, althou I don't blame, I blame d gal..well beta carry d baby 2 ur so cald GODfearin gf {can't understand y a gud gal wud lyk sm1 lyk u } so dat d 2 of u don't rubbish d small boys lyf

Anonymous said...

Shut up the boy is funny, am still rolling @ malay p n yahoo no lappy

APPLE said...

Since you are a RETARD, an IIDIOT, a FOOL, a JACKASS, STUPID,IRRESPONSIBLE and a DRUG ADDICT send the child to your granny.

Anonymous said...

Your head never ready to train pikin but after u don spoil dat girl head wit smoke u don go find anoda one. Guy, karma is a bitch, she'll surely find u out. I only pity that innocent baby!

Chux James said...

Your head never ready to train pikin but after u don spoil dat girl head wit smoke u don go find anoda one. Guy, karma is a bitch, she'll surely find u out. I only pity that innocent baby!

Anonymous said...

Please ehn just leave your son with her, you guys should come to an agreement on what role you will be playing in your son's life. Since you have someone else

Unknown said...

Linda where is my post na, wat wrong have I don't to u. Stop in eating up my comment o.

Chux James said...

Your head never ready to train pikin but after u don spoil dat girl head wit smoke u don go find anoda one. Guy, karma is a bitch, she'll surely find u out. You have a sister I believe. I no pray bad for her oh but make u no surprise if her life scatter 4 anoda man hand. I only pity that innocent baby!

Anonymous said...

HOW DO I SAY THIS? YOU SAW AN INNOCENT GIRL, RUINED HER LIFE IN MANY WAYS; MOVED TO THE NEXT VICTIM AND NOW COME TO THE REPUBLIC TO YAN OPATA. LET ME TELL YOU, YOU ARE DEFINITELY SICK UPSTAIRS. ALL THE WEED/CRACK YOU PUMPED INTO YOUR BODY HAS FRYED YOUR BRAIN. YOU ARE SO DEMENTED YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU ARE A FOOL AND NEED TO CHECK INTO REHAB............FAST!

P.S, AFTER WRITING THIS CRAP, YOU WON'T BE GETTING MARRIED BC I'M SURE THE NEW GIRL READS L.I.B. KARMA NEVA EVEN START WITH YOU. DUMB ASS MO' FO'. I ALSO WANT TO SEE YOUR COME BACK. CRACKED UP WACKO!

Anonymous said...

After destroying the poor gurl's life, from bin" beautiful like miss nigeria she has become smoking smelly ex gurl" friend abi? May God have mercy on U̶̲̥̅̊, U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't even be writing Τ̅☺ linda for advise, U̶̲̥̅̊ should go Τ̅☺ a rehabilitation centre cos U̶̲̥̅̊ are losing it. Pls send ur son Τ̅☺ a very gud orphanage home cos he will get better attention Ąπϑ care there.

Anonymous said...

Thanks LIB I always come here to laugh LMAO

Anonymous said...

I think the most important advice you need now is GET A VASECTOMY ASAP! After this I trust God that every other thing will be added on to you.

Anonymous said...

Concerning this your recent "wife material", my guy, you never reach bus stop. If any sane girl can see you in this your pathetic and hopeless condition and lifestyle and say "husband has come", walahi, she is not even one-night-stand-material. It seems the destiny/ori/eleda of your first igbo student/ baby mama wants to punish you by sending you the queen mother of Dangerous girls' Association. Guy, the devil is presently dancing Azonto on your destiny.

Unknown said...

Hmmmm ooo chimooo YEYE dey smell.oya ova to d big boys n gals as for mi ur a RAZZ.after spoiling her life n all that u want to tak away her only joy.u got to be kidding mi lik seriously

Anonymous said...

U dis boy don kolo

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha mad boy. U sef Balu

Anonymous said...

Bastard. God punish u.

Anonymous said...

Oboy u re crazy

Unknown said...

Linda u dnt like posting my copmment y?

Anonymous said...

Stupid

Anonymous said...

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME....YOU TAUGHT SOMEONE TO TAKE WEED AND SHE IS NOW BETTER THAN YOU, ARENT YOU HAPPY AT THAT???? you are absolutely wrong to even dump her...you have to take her as what she is cos you triggered it...my friend go and settle your home and dont allow that new one gain ground....you can influence that new one and dump her...pls go and clean your mess...it is well with you....

Anonymous said...

Man, you need to fully take charge of the situation now. Taking full charge of the situation does not include violence. From the manner of your article, you are not yet ready to settle down for marriage or be a responsible father. Secondly, you are still occupied with your social vices. I said social vices because, smoking all sorts of smokables is the worst thing you could do to yourself. However, teaching the lady you now call Balu how to smoke is another crime. If i were you, i would bury my head in shame and take up the punishment by tolerating her. In the line of tolerance, you should also pray for her repentance. Please, don't go and damage the 2nd girl. You cannot excrete on the bed and wish to sleep on a clean bed, you have to clean the mess to get a clean bed. Goodluck to you. @amfestus

DOBY DOBY said...

Linda u no dey post my comment

kobeokoye said...

YBNL, That was hilarious...i'll give you that.

kobeokoye said...

YBNL, that was hilarious, i'll give you that.

Anonymous said...

Only on linda Ikeji wuld u see such post, shows the kind of vain people dat visits here #No hard Feelings#

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Boo fresh boy

Anonymous said...

Bros i would not insult you bcos you have had enough already bt i would advice you to look for a responsible elder in your family to train the boy because you and ur ex would be the worst parents ever and your grandma who when she was young trained u and u ended up like this did a terrible job and would be far worse with the child now that she's old and try to be responsible. YOU NEED GOD IN YOUR LIFE.

Anonymous said...

Send it to kayodeodunfa101@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

U tink say u wish abi u kill her carrier and u tink u can go free ur own na play u can't go free just tink about it ok.

Anonymous said...

First things first:

Calm down first.
Then call upon family members - her relations and yours.
If you have any rapport with them,
if not - get a lawyer and the police involved.

You may need to go to court, while
custody is granted to a responsible relation.

Her state of mind may also need psychiatric evaluation, which can lead to a restraining order on her.

You can get more info here:
http://www.lawguru.com/answers/search/results/nigeria/Nigeria/family-divorce-custody-adoption/

Whatever you do, you must keep a level head. Killing her would only bury your future.
And you will keep the child.

Anonymous said...

This guy doesn't need any advice. He needs help. I've never seen a more irresponsible and immature 'father'!

Anonymous said...

oh idiot "30 and above pls" you are a bastard you pressured her into doing the drugs do you think that you will have gotten together if she said no motherfucker son of a bich

omalichaspeaks.blogspot.com said...

Linda , this one serious o! My main concern is the poor little boy caught up in this hot mess. Poster, the girl is right, you did ruin her life. When you were giving her weed to smoke, did it not occur to you that she could get addicted? You are right by saying you are in no position to raise a child right now but what's the guarantee your fiancee is. The fact that she's a better option for you compared to your baby mama does not make her suitable to take care of your child. Remember this is someone you met two months ago, her character go still dey unveil, you never sabi am well. Doesn't your baby mama have parents? I think your grandma may be too old to deal with the hassle of raising a small child. At the end of the day, most times the best place for a child is with the mother. My people say that no matter as woman craze reach, her eye dey clear when e reach her pikin matter As a mother, I can relate to why she came back for her child.....please put your despise for your baby mama aside and do what's best for your child.
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Anonymous said...

2 bedroom flat? Abii mansion in hell with losts of fire and beatings oloriburuku aburo oloshi

Anonymous said...

*Brity#...Lmao...lwkmd...yepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

To ur grandma place where u grew,d same u learn how 2 smoke n drink,so u want 2 send ur son there? Leave her 2 take him,d boy wil later come 2u when he grows.

Anonymous said...

just marry your addicted girlfrnd ..u re obviously devil sent.

Unknown said...

niccur u crazzzzy. u sound so silly. i can already tell how u luk for this post. it tells alot abt u. walking corpse. u deserve a 3rd class ticket to hell. No-purpose driven creature!!! pls let her take care of her baby. i feel so sori for gurl ur abt to marry. u'll prolly do worse to her. shame on u twerp!!!

Anonymous said...

All I can say to you is that you are sick, very sick in the head. Ode osi oponu ayerada idiot. abeg comot make I pass

Anonymous said...

I agree with you

Bura-Bari Nwilo said...

It's painfully pathetic that the future of Nigeria is a dead past with very highly rated morons like this foul headed retard who can't seem to know his left from right.

You ruined the life of a one time calm lady and you are on LIB talking nonsense. If I were her brother, I would clip your scrotum with a handsaw.

Bura-Bari Nwilo said...

It's painfully pathetic that the future of Nigeria is a dead past with very highly rated morons like this foul headed retard who can't seem to know his left from right.

You ruined the life of a one time calm lady and you are on LIB talking nonsense. If I were her brother, I would clip your scrotum with a handsaw.

Unknown said...

Lol.. women should detect waste of space from the beginning.. his messed up her life now and wants out.. well sha we are responsible for our actions.. so lady clean up ur life and move on.. his not worth it

Unknown said...

Haba linda u for not post this on ur blog,kini eleyi men, smh

dhobiz said...

Lolz only thing i can say is l LOVE THIS DUDE

Anonymous said...

And what is your comment?

Anonymous said...

U r just a very useless stupid fellow. Idiot!

Anonymous said...

Please give your life to Christ.

Unknown said...

hehehehehe!! O boy, u r very funny. U didnt force her, u only taught her. Aw kind of u. So after ruining her life, u now think some oda chick is better. mmmm?? wt mks u tink dis oda chick is ready to accept ur dis ur son as hers? If u r nt ready 2 train him, leave him wit his mother. U av destroyed her life alredy, nw u wnt her 2 lose all round mmmm? u sud also try n adjust ur way of life n bcm responsible bfor ur God fearing chick's eyes will open n dump u too.

Anonymous said...

My dear u say your less than 25years.... when you become a man then you'll make the right decision. But while you're still a boy try not to destroy your son's life like you did his mother

omee said...

Sorry for all the insults u received. You asked for help. See you have to face the truth. You are a drug addict or a recovering addict and you need help. Its only when u realise this that you will find a solution. If you live in abuja, there is a rehab centre that used to be in medicaid wuse2. Ask around. There must be good friends around you. Check a good church or mosque. You did the right thing by reaching out. Pls I hope you read this. Do not marry anybody till you get yourself in order. Tell your ex to give your son to a responsible relative while you sort it out okay. You obviously had access to money. Stay away from too much money in terms of gifts till u re strong.
Take care and pls young peeps stay away from drugs no matter how soft they seem at first.

Anonymous said...

U just spoke my mind!!! His granny no try... she did a very bad job with him!!!

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