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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Man so petrified of the Kardashians that the sight of them makes him vomit

Some guy who is looking for his 15 minutes of fame claims he's so petrified of the Kardashians that the sight of a semi-naked Kim on TV makes him vomit with disgust.

Speaking to reporters, 24 year old retail assistant Mike Amess from Exeter said he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears any member of the Kardashians on his TV.
'Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians' nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.'
Mike, who is gay, says his fear of the Kardashians started when he watched Kim's sex tape with Ray J when he was only seventeen. Continue...


"I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay. Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian's sex tape was. I thought I'd give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on. I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom. But the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset.
"By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.'
'Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar - they're a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it.I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don't understand how anyone could find them attractive.I can't stand their voices either. They're so whiny and shrill - it really gets under my skin.'
'It's impossible to get away from Kim, let alone her whole family. Every website or magazine you read has them plastered all over. I really enjoy reading the news but if I see Kim on the cover of a newspaper or a big picture of her across a website, I won't go near it. It makes life really difficult. Sometimes, I miss out on a lot of important news or celebrity gossip because I have to avoid anything which features the Kardashians.'
Mike claims he threw up after accidentally seeing Kanye West's racy music video, 'Bound 2', which features a topless Kim.
"One day, I was lazing about on the sofa in front of the TV. I was skipping through music channels and that video came on. Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again. Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear 'Bound 2' on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately.'
He says his fear of the Kardashians has made dating hard for him because a lot of gay people love the Kardashians.
"A lot of the gay community love the Kardashians so it makes dating tough sometimes. I've been romantically involved with several people who like them and each one of these relationships have ended badly. My last boyfriend watched all of their shows and kept up with the celeb gossip surrounding them. He thought the Kardashians were fascinating.
'At first, he found my fear funny and kind of cute. But over time, he wanted to talk about the Kardashians with me and of course, that's not something I was really up for doing.
'We had a big argument once when he demanded to watch the latest episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' whilst I was with him.
'We had a blazing row in which he called my phobia immature and attention-seeking. I ended up storming out of his flat.
'In the end, it became difficult spending time with him and definitely played a role in our break-up.'
Despite his unusual phobia, Mike says he's too embarrassed to see a doctor about it
'I don't know how I could face a doctor about it. I can just see them laughing in my face the minute I told them about my fear of the Kardashians. It would be totally mortifying.'

143 comments:

Unknown said...

Abeg he shud go siddon for pit toilet! Pervert! Bet he'll rape kim if left in a room alone wit her! Dreamer! Dream on but I advice u wake up and receive my hot peppered slap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

That Guy Na FOOL oooo.. Ekparode Like Him!! The more petrified he gets, the more money and fame the kardashians make.. Abeg Vomit the more ok??

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Unknown said...

That Guy Na FOOL oooo.. Ekparode Like Him!! The more petrified he gets, the more money and fame the kardashians make.. Abeg Vomit the more ok?? EKPA!!

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Mzz_Mary said...

Hmmmm
Weird

bumshasha28 said...

Stay there and be vomiting while d kardashians are busy making money.

Anonymous said...

LMAO,this one don kolo.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was only me, hearing them speak makes me want to blow my ears out.

Anonymous said...

But it's not mortifying to announce it to the whole world abi? U Berra run and hide. The kardashians followers will come at you. Learner.

Anonymous said...

I dis like them as well #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

OYA ugly fat miserable obese bleached nigerians,start insulting gay people

Anonymous said...

Go and sleep!

Anonymous said...

I'm a guy and the sight of TOTO make me want to vomit,the last time I saw one was when I came out from my mother's and I swore to my self I will never ever see or touch one again.

Anonymous said...

They disgute me,especially the mother. So greedy.always wants to make money from her kids

Anonymous said...

The sight of bonarios comments make me vomit. So stupid

Cute G said...

A quest for fame indeed. He looks so much like macklemore.

Anonymous said...

We gay men have taste, we love classy women not trashy whores like the kardashians.

nella said...

.the way I so want to throw up at how reddish yellow his skin is makes me believe it's possible to have that kind of phobia.ewww! I'm sure he'll be smelly too

Anonymous said...

What??? I don't understand

Lyndy said...

Don't just know wat to make of this...a homosexual afraid of a near harlot? Aren't u both one of a kind? Go for deliverance dude, get delivered of homosexuality first, then we can tackle Kim

Anonymous said...

Mad man! Go get help.

Anonymous said...

He is fucking fuy

Anonymous said...

Enuf of this kardashian stories abeg, linda abeg prepare food go give the abuja bomb blast victims O°˚˚˚

Anonymous said...

Go get a life Mr 24yo...yansh fucker #next#

Anonymous said...

gay ass

benito said...

Who gives a rat ass what this faggot thinks, says, feels or act. You should be more concerned about taking it up your rear end. You dumb-ass, stupid ass, cock loving faggot.

benito said...

Who gives a rat ass what this faggot thinks, says, feels or act. You should be more concerned about taking it up your rear end. You dumb-ass, stupid ass, cock loving faggot.

wizkitty said...

First to comment"winks"

Unknown said...

Lmfao.....i dnt blame this guy biko......

Anonymous said...

We gays are afraid of that thing called pussy AKA vagina, is so watery and irritating GROSSSS. You know when a piece of bread falls inside a cup fo tea and you use ur spoon to remove it,the bread becomes wet and disguting,that's how I feel about vagina.

Peejay said...

Linda, 103 of those kidnapped girls have been rescued! Yay!

Chy said...

LOL at the "Kardashians' nasal voices"! Lmao, classic!

linda uk said...

This guy is a pig and should be taken to the zoo,,, just his face irritates me but I can't help it but still read the news.... I think this guy should be sent to one jungle in Asia,,,, that is where fit his kind..... Rubbish and retard mike....

linda uk said...

This guy is a pig and should be taken to the zoo,,, just his face irritates me but I can't help it but still read the news.... I think this guy should be sent to one jungle in Asia,,,, that is where fit his kind.....

linda uk said...

This guy is a pig and should be taken to the zoo,,, just his face irritates me but I can't help it but still read the news.... I think this guy should be sent to one jungle in Asia,,,, that is where fit his kind.....

Anonymous said...

He doesn't have a problem in life if this is what is troubling him.

Mike said...

I will advise you to drink poison or better still commit suicide because you will continue to see them everyday of your life till you die....miserable pig... Gush you really stink Mike

Anonymous said...

I feel 4 him but I agree

Mike said...

I will advise you to drink poison or better still commit suicide because you will continue to see them everyday of your life till you die....miserable pig... Gush you really stink Mike

Anonymous said...

This guy is sick *long hisssss*

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Kardashiaphobia! The fear of Kardashians

BONARIOS BABY said...

This guy brain the shake,no everybody likes the kadashian fam,but 4u to be feeling this weird abt them,then u certainly aint well,probably u need a brain transplant cus being gay isn't even normal..

Unknown said...

Oh well! I think he's taking this too far...... He sshld go solve his problems

Anonymous said...

He is cursed!

Al Tequila said...

Petrified of someone? It'd send fear / shivers down your spine / solar plexus. Disgusted by the physical appearance of a person or (unpleasant looking) object? It'd most likely make you feel sick or actually vomit. With his stupid / juvenile / upsetting hairstyle that looks like an overused mop, Mike Amess, 24, trailer trash and retail assistant from a rundown drug infested council estate somewhere in Exeter, is looking for his 15 minutes of "fame." Pathetic.

lol

Anonymous said...

This guy is just a big fool, she's there making her money without doing anything tidious and he is here ranting.. Mumu if you kom vomit nko Wetin you want make we do? Dindinrin

Tovia babe said...

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Anonymous said...

Hmmm nawoa... 15mins fame indeed. But it happens tho .. Lol but its funny "phobia for the almighty kardashians" that's crazy *Nkey*

Anonymous said...

This guy is stupid. As for me, Kim gives me hard on each time I see her. Whenever I watch her sex tape, I get wet instantly. Am a fan of team Kim for sex always.

Frankie Nkk said...

who d hell is dis guy? I tink he's judt seeking 4 fame.

ladyJoan said...

Lolz...i believe U because i have pals who their names alone turns them off In advance...they hate d kardarshians so much..buh wanna av a quikie wit beyonce, rihanna..U knw? Dey tinks D kardarshians are dirty and desperate and bad news! Whatever..i dont hate them, i dont like them...infact i dnt knw dem and dnt wanna ..i believe mike! Buh mike..being gay alone , U re doomed! Ijiot

Anonymous said...

Guy,you gats problem...big one

Anonymous said...

Kardaphobia

Anonymous said...

Onye ala

Anonymous said...

Linda will not be happy about this.
Www.nenyvilleblog.blogspot.com

josykay said...

Hahaha..I feel for u brov. I tink I av such disgust abt Kim mainly cos 〇Æ’ her constant nakedness but urs is worse sha.

Apple said...

Mike i have the solution to your problem..Go hug a wet transformer and your problem will be solved! When i imagine gays having sex i throw up also.

Anonymous said...

Bloody attention seeker!!!! U must be high on some cheap stuff. U re hating while they are in ur face making a lot of money, I mean cool cash. U really need to visit a mental specialist real fast..........i mean ASAP. mtchewwwww!

Anonymous said...

Stupid attention seeking faggot

Anonymous said...

Stupid attention seeking faggot

ary said...

The good thing about it is that the feeling might be mutual.

Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to comment? Cos I think this lame story is making me nauseou! Attention seeking indeed. Like d Kardashians know u exist! Goatie

Anonymous said...

Maybe is ur d**k that has been. Doing the Threwing up.

ONE HUNDRED KAY said...

U sick man, go get a life. Dough i dont find kim k attractive knowing every thing is fake

Anonymous said...

He's a goat. ...an animal...pervert....gay goat

sweetie said...

Mad dey worry him.dirty gay

Sharkeisha said...

Cool story bro...

Anonymous said...

Mtheew senseless goat.beffing

Anonymous said...

Idiotic faggot

Anonymous said...

Ok.we have heard you and so as the gay community.maybe you'll get chatted now.dimwit.

Anonymous said...

Rubbish talk. If u dnt like kim,dats ur problem!!! Go and die. Am not a fan of the kadarshians tho. So who cares....

dhobiz said...

Yeah you can't tell a doctor but you can tell the world ole,but honestly that Kims sextape actually repulsed me

Anonymous said...

Abeggyy hes obsessed with dem . Y must he watch dem or look , he even has a poster of kim. He can cure his stupid sef nd not stress any doc.

Anonymous said...

Funny but it could be true coz i can remember in 2008 or there about i hated the seeing Chris brown coz he made me feel like vomiting each time,i think it was just his colour and body but today,don't knw how it happened but i gat a big crush on him,luv u CB don't mind riri and karreuche,those chics aint loyal

Unknown said...

Dont blame u gay boy, d kardashians sucks, especially Kim with her fake ass and boobs.

sunshine said...

Attention seeking loser...

Slimy said...

Mr joe, abeg wake up 4rm sleep? Plus D kardanshians dont even knw u exist...

Anonymous said...

shut up you gay! you're too embarassed to see a doc but you can talk rubbish on net. 15mins of fame don pass. we now know you. Gay oshi. immature mumu....thats why your bf dumped you. You dont even look 22. Next thing now you will start forming celeb. Ewu awusa

Anonymous said...

Shut up biko...lubhumie

Unknown said...

Seriously, Mike you are sick already!!!

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Iam_Blaise said...

You are a special kind of moron

Unknown said...

I don't really like them too but not to that extent_ kardashianphobia

Unknown said...

Dis guy is just looking for fame, just like u said linda 15 min of fame.linda abeg give us better news

Anonymous said...

So idiots like this remain for mother earth. Msheeew. Mumu homo, now you have your seconds of fame

Anonymous said...

PLS THIS ONE JUST WANTS TO BE NOTICED BO. NEXT?

Unknown said...

I guess the boy is trying to get attention,but i don't like the kardashians too.Linda post oooooooo

Unknown said...

Bia Linda, na everytin u go post? If he like he should pee on his shorts, his business.... That doesn't increase my monthly remuneration.

Anonymous said...

Mtschewwww!ugly mofo...a lot of pple don't like the k clan,but this here,is just foolish!u re ryt Linda!!!he is a pathetic attention seeker !get a life loser!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh really nw, I rather hv a kardashain in any form u call dem anytym of d day dan a fag asshole lyk u anytime of d day. U fear dem coz u kw dey will mk u st8. Dump fool. Ur cheap fame won't get u paid. B rest asured.

FUTURE LEADER said...

COOL UNREAD STORY BRO

Anonymous said...

They also make me sick. But hey am a bisexual Nigerian in Uk, I'd b*ng Kim and all her sisters anytime. TomiT

Geraldine Odey said...

This one well? Mtcheeew my friend go n drink yoyo. *geraldopino

Anonymous said...

Abeg, this one never know wetin dey sick am

Anonymous said...

Mo fo.

Unknown said...

Good for u, @ least u av a Gd excuse not 2 see dem!

jbankzE said...

U ve bin cursed frm d pit of Hell nd pray fr ur soul.... Evrybodi wants 2 shine wif diz family,is sad. Rubbish boi

Anonymous said...

Wallahi frofal FULL! Imagine?am nt a big fan of d Ks but..da gay nareal attension seeker.

Anonymous said...

Mike Amess, moron and a left-handed wanker, is obviously GAY, hence the Kardashians and women would make him want to vomit. Mike Amess prefers to be sodomised (btw, that means "anal copulation").

Ha !!!

lol




Anonymous said...

Ds guy has a serious problem. D gay stuff is really in his blood n bone marrow.

Anonymous said...

You are no better than them! Stupid gay!


#pen nine#

Anonymous said...

@anonymosus, how do you know that man has anal sex, you're a fucking pervert. People like you piss me off, you don't know someone don't judge,you're a problem in nigeria

Anonymous said...

Lol. Who is sicker? The fuck face guy who pratices sodomy or the whorish attention and cosmetic surgery seeking kardashians?! Na wa o.

Anonymous said...

Hey don't blame anyone but urself cos ur ass is gay...infact I pity u and ur asshole...goat

Anonymous said...

Then he should be prepared to vomit for the rest of his life while they are making cool money,ode!.

Anonymous said...

O.o alias Ogbu oge, keep making bonario a celebrity

Unknown said...

Trust me Mike, I think u are really obsessed wit d kardashians.. i haven't seen any reason why u should hate them. Dey are no different from bey or Jay. In fact I think d only difference is dat dey are becoming more popular Dan any Americans and it's getting on some pple's skin...so chill mike..suck it up and face ur work(gay activities)

Anonymous said...

D guy needs help mtcheeeeeeeew......vomit ko petrified ni he obviously z jobless n looking for 15mins fame

Jean said...

You are very stupid for saying that. you a fucking retarted bitch! why don't u go for deliverance first?

Felix said...

And you need a brain transplant too, because being you isn't normal at all. your are very retarded upstairs, you sound foolish, your lack of sound intelligence is disgusting, you've just exhibited the highest level of illiteracy. Try getting a fucking life, moron!!!!

Anonymous said...

Get a fucking life dude

Unknown said...

2 each his own

Unknown said...

KARDASHIANPHOBIA-----The Fear of the Kardashians. lol.

Anonymous said...

Mike shut up there, anus fucker/licker like you.instead of you to tell us that you have always dreamt of fucking all the men Kim has been with and you are extremely jealous that she has taken all the guys you have had a crush on.Idiot!!! using style style to appeal to your fellow faggots to notice and ask you out.Okay we have heard and I am definitely sure the Kardashians feel the same way, oh wait they don't know you exist and FYI kanye would never notice you, he likes pussy like the way it should be.bloody faggot , licking anus. urrrrrgggghhhh, i hate attention seekers like this.go to hell FAG!

Anonymous said...

Hate them as well. Whats in the show? Rubbish

Unknown said...

Thank you! too damn nasal.

Anonymous said...

All dis fuckin gay fargots! Rantin nonsence here wit ur shit brains u complain of pussy while all u do is eat shit! Derz ntin sweet dan a nice warm pussy! Go get a life n strt livin! Ya all will soon die of ass flu! Ass fuckers!

Unknown said...

This one na real attention seeker. Abegi, next story plssssssssssssssss

Unknown said...

Lol u a gay bt u love classy women kai only the holy spirit cn deliver u frmur mumuness

Unknown said...

Yimu, cooked up story by the kardashians to remain relevant i dont belive this story it is staged

Unknown said...

Hard on and Wet?? Wow a shemale on lib

Phunmie said...

So he's embarrassed to talk to a doctor about it but he can boldly say it to millions of people? Next you'll hear now is that he is suing the family for destroying his life.

Anonymous said...

My guy u correct.. lmao. Oma

Anonymous said...

You just said my mind.

David said...

Almost thought it was macklemore.You must be very good wt songs to notice this.

jaybeyblu said...

I.feel his pain, especially about.their nasal,shrill voices. So true and disgusting

jaybeyblu said...

*whispering* he doesn't visit LIB

Anonymous said...

Oya useless, slim, ugly, charcoal, miserable imbecile, chinese chop stick legs gays, start prasing ur useless faggot partners. Euw gambia

Anonymous said...

Shut up and say the truth. U were fucking ur mother.

JOYCHY said...

He should GET OUT....Attention Seeker. Are u been forced 2 watch dem. MUMU

leonardo said...

i was about to say he must be gay, untill i read it, so that settles it.

Unknown said...

Lol....this is the best news av heard so far...this news will make me laugh all day.

Oh....just that ur gay....

Anonymous said...

If americans want to be stupid, they hide under d umbrella of being gay. They can get away with anything that way

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

You will die a painful death. Faggot.. Mark my wordss

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

If you find the story cool, then u must be gay too.. Idiot

Anonymous said...

He is right coz me as a lady am tired of seeing kims naked body even though she is sexy.excess of anything is bad

Anonymous said...

The guy is soo faking the disgust can you tell?weirdo

Unknown said...

Have never heard this type of sickness before o, choi

wamenzy said...

Dis dude just wants attention....

Anonymous said...

Lmao....

ZeeZee said...

it is a PERSONAL issue and has nothing to do with Kim... the guy should get his head checked the issue may be mental illness

Anonymous said...

Lmao. How did u know? U watch the show. Abeg go and have several seats @ the back.

Anonymous said...

That mum that says vagina is like bread in tea, she I you will fuck Nyash? Lemme ask you please wat is inside Nyash? Is it worse than bread in tea? Shebbi after you go one round your partner will suck your dick abi? Mumu.

musty said...

this dude is just a fool to start with, you been a gay doesnt make u vommit abi??? na those wey dey make money dey make u vomit!! i think he needs to be arrested for saying shit about other people to tanish there image!!! he is just a fucked up gay dude!!! go hug transformer dude!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol

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