So I hear there's a new Blackberry phone called Blackberry Porsche which cost about N400k to buy. And a few Unilag girls have started acquiring it...:-). N400k for a phone? Ojigbi jigbi jigbi (In Papa Ajasco's voice).
Anyway sha, before you buy this phone, you need to ask yourself a few questions. Continue to see the questions...
If this phone doesn't come with another life, leave it alone please...lol
141 comments:
This ain't technology anymore.... It's pure madness..... Can someone live inside the BB.... Bullshit
you are so funny with your question..... 450 for bb... I don die.....no one should wake me up oo... Www.cashdove.com
u fit buy one now.shey u dont knw how much u dey ,make 4ur blog.u wey don collect visa,former model nd an african queen
Na so I tlk too ooo like WTF 400k I knw sum unilag stupid boys wil buy it sha. Bt if u use dis fone n don't hv a mad ass car n property God go vess.
soo true, dnt even c anytin 9ce abut it ....
you are so funny with your question..... 450 for bb... I don die.....no one should wake me up oo... Www.cashdove.com
And the thing looks so ugly too!
I Trust dumb ass Nigerian girls 2 hustle to buy this phone when they've not even acquired land, or bought stocks. i really hope they buy it so i can spend my money wisely and soar above dos idiots
If you don't have up to N10 Million in your bank account, a car and a personal house- and you go ahead and buy this phone, then you're a either a FOOL or an Aristo babe! But then again, Aristo babes are fools, so...
lololololololol...the questions are so funny but truly, I agree that if all the answers are no, no point buying the phone.
I Look down on BB's period! When u have an iPhone u realize there's more to life than Pinging & chatting #Weist
Actually, i take that back. it serves its purpose 2 those who care about that function. but when u have an iPhone? Blackberries simply DO NOT EXSIST! :D
iPhone...Limitless possibilities. BB's...BBM, pere! Lol
Cheers.
lol
phone dealers in nigeria can hype prices of phone to an outrageous level...u can get it for a lesser price jor
Linda no b 9ja gurls u d tel dat one....but seriously oyinbo don turn us 2 dia maga..ooo...see billing!
trust naija girls they will soon start fucking all dogs even a gate man to get d fone...and some of them their family dey live for face me i face you rent....
Hiaaa!(In thick igbotic voice) 400 what??? For an ordinary fone, that money is enough to get married ke. Tufia!!! Blackbeery ko, Greenmango ni!
Hmnn...it actually costs $2100 in the u.s. and that is so insane....can't just imagine what good things u can do with that money....
400k way I go use buy Danfo put for road de make real cash, I go now take go buy bb po, wetin u call am again sef. Abeg make I de use my Bold 1 jare...lol
na wa ooo.... 9ja price don enter am... heard its a lil above 250k sha. anyway, they can like to gaan and kill demselves jst for fone.... na dem sabi!!!!
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lmao!!@can u ping Jesus!!!Bros J uses a bold torch oo.nor try d guy!400k for fone?hian!!!'lips sealed"
This is just crazy!!
Linda I tire o. 400k for a bb!
My igbo blood no go gree me sleep well.tufiakwa!
Linda Ikeji you will kill me with laugh.....I think your blog is really interesting...Anybody wey buy this phone is either a part-time armed robber, or full time yahozee...blackberry koo purple apple nii...lol
Almost half a million for fone,dats crazy men.and it mite be as strong as bold 2.nonsense abeg make dem carry deir killer fone go far.
Abeg amebo Linda wetin concine you and 400k phone, abeg i wan buy, wey them dey sell am??? LOL
i love your advice, it does not perform any of this function, or do this fone commit abortion secretly for gurls, pls you guys should use your money for some good, or this omolile boys will still collect it with just one slap
hahahahahahahahahaha! I love this.. Very good questions!
lwkmddddd
Look at you. The phone can ping Jesus, paul, Peter, angel Gabriel and Moses. In addition, it dispenses condoms and lubricants as needed.
If you find yourself in traffic, it can flash blue lights and siren and if you add diesel to it through the earpiece port, it will turn into a flying car. Beware though - don't fly over water as intelligence reports have it that the queen of the coast wants one too. Therefore if you fly over her territory, you are on your own. It's a good investment actually. Reason being that it accurately predicts stock patterns and so you can make your 400k back in a month.
Don't knock it till you try it. I was on the design team for the phone so I know what I'm saying. One of our first quality tests was on Beyonce. It one handedly delivered the baby and predicted the baby's name. Try it and you will not be dissappointed.
it not even yet available in the market
Why would anyone buy a Blackberry in 2012?
Linda...if i buy am 4 u..wld u collect it?
Abi ooo abeg help me ask that blackburrii.
laff wan kill me ..rotfl..these questns r so ON point!!!
Nna mehn, tufiakwa!!!... 400k for phone? The phone sef no even fine (it looks like a chinco phone from techno).that money can feed my umu-nna in the village for 6months. I can't spend my hard-earned money on this phone. Those unilag girls buying the phone must be getting it from their oil baron boyfriends or governor magas.
Hehehehehehe.
lolllllllllllllllllllll.Even the BB Torch abi na Touch that my husband bought for me for £420 gave me a lot of heartache(i had to dash my sis by the way) i couldn't imagine using it.Talkless of 400k phone(£1600)FOR WHATTTTT?Maybe na poverty dey worry me i never know:))))BTW iphons are so much more tech
Well, but you can microwave with it...instead of waving someone bye(lol)!
Hehehe.....400k??? Lori kini??!
this questions are so true, any campus girl who can afford to buy this, na runs babes. Don't forget runs dey kill, a friend died in the cos' of run.BEWARE
help,linda wan kill o,mywife is already asking for it.
Lol @ can it ping Jesus
I googled the phone up and from its reviews its just a Bold 5(9900) in a new casing. No difference apart from the silly metal casing. And its $2,300(N368,000) not N400,000. Its also a limited edition and not meant for mass production like other blackberry phones
=))º°˚˚˚°ºLmaoº°˚˚˚°º°º=)) at questions you should ask urself before buying the new BB, Classic!!!
Questions 3 and 7 are very funny but true!
But seriously,maka why?to me,at that price,it doesn't make sense!
Linda my daughter, I will buy the phone only if it will help delete all d corrupt ppl in this country, including BOKO boys and the sponsors.
I love the question. Can it ping Jesus? LOL.
Lol linda, nice points you made there. Though people who have money won't mind buying this lil baby.
Do anyone going to buy this?
Please linda make this sound in the ears of the girls, they will be ready to go an extra mine just to get any latest blackberry phone. Read some horror story here- Lists of Nigeria girls who got naked, parade on the street for stealing blackberry phones
Linda, abeg try buy am (as omo bigs girls wey u be). Then when u buy am, tell me if u fit use am PING God, then ask Jesus when him dey come ☺
Unless I can call God with it. Mtcheeeeew
This is a new business opportunity for armed robbers. Political office holders and their high class associates-prostitutes. This bb has many good sides if u think about it. So it's ok to sell them to our patriots. Without further ado, our benevolent dear china can go ahead to flood our markets with their super-standard brand of this new toy. In need of progress, can someone show me some love by sending me one.
For now,its mostly runs girls aka,pple sleeping wtt men for money that can afford it.yes,quote me.hisssssssss foolish things,d phone nor fine sef
This BB phone is garbage. the design is ugly and the technology sucks! go ahead and waste your money just because you wanna act like a big gurrrl. Puuhleasee!!!
i just checked the official blackberry website and this phone literally does not exist. is this some joke or what? or some graphic work?
See what ASUU is causing
Before you ask those questions, try these 3 first
Are you serious?
Are you out of your mind?
Do you need help?
If your answer to the first one is yes, then You must be nuts . Lol. Get the heck out of here, even iPhones can never cost that much, even an iPad!
Linda
Your preaching will fall on deaf ears. Nigerian society worships materialism and money. In order to feel a false sense of belonging, Nigerians do whatever the Jones' do, and everyone else must fall in line. I call it the herd mentality where Nigerians follow each other and copy each other like bloody sheeps heading for the slaughter house. The women will not mind sleeping with 40 aristos so as to be able to afford a blackberry. Its the VAIN Nigerian life I tell ya. By the way, this is MY opinion and any LIB reader who disagrees should keep walking. If you dare respond to me, you will have badluck throughout this year. It will be worse than the badluck you are already getting from your dull, incompetent president Jonathan who has left the masses wallowing in abject poverty. Don't mess with me!
Leave those questions. These are the relevant ones-
1. Does it restore removed fuel subsidy?
2. Does it protect against Boko Haram's bombs?
3. Does it improve Dame Patience's English?
4. Does it guaranty that Linda will marry soon?
If the above are in the negative, leave the thing & waka pass.
Most important question : does your sugar dad think you are worth having this as a present ?
I second that
if them wan die make dem kill dia sef dia na, who send dem msg kwanu.
we neva buy empathy finish na e dem bring dis one come knock our door.
how many dem dey use na.
mcheeeeeeeeeew!
Nawa oooooo. u go fear
485k now...use yur moni go do betta tins jor. one day dt phone go cost 50k
HMmm na wa o.Na to dey find people wen get the fone n collect am from them
That money is enough for me to secure a visa and travelling ticket to america.the one i use im still drinking the garri despite being a london use..
Na so. 400k. RIM plix ______/
Hmmm linda no mind dem they don cme again to come carry our money go. But dis time we r not givin dem yet....maybe later wen d price reduce sha....lol
Linda he he he...laffing out loud @ ya question.Linda if u geh so much money,u no go mind da amount @ all Oo...!
Gals plss easy ooh ...Linda ask dem joor
Linda forget it. If I have the money I will buy serious.
my first comment on this blog and am speechless, laff wan kill me die...Gmnin linda
Porshe ko ferari ni! It better ping out food o! So now ppl should match their phones to their car abi? I know someone who's got it already and I think he's crazy cos he also wants to insure it. How sick is that? Insuring a phone *eyes rolling*
Dear blackberry, can u make me a picanto phone too? :D pleeeeeease
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or does it print money? rubbish efixy
Lol. You will find a few babes on Okada carrying it soon.
heee hee, e pass make i make call, receive call, chat, browse, check email, snap foto , listen to muzik, and watch film????
that is really great i really need one for my self
hehhehehehhe, nice one Linda, i am still wondering why any1 would buy that. choi 400k?
omo this phone na wash jare.it doesnt exist biko.
OMG,that's rily ridiculous.but Ў☺ΰ know d funny tin is Ў☺ΰ can't rily blame d fone companies.mebbe we shud blame ourselves.Nigerians are so materialistic and trend conscious that its easy for dese piple to fool us.imagine Ў☺ΰ saying sm lag girls av started buying.don't blame d blackberry people,na buisness dem dey do.Its we nigerians that nid to change our mentality bout certain thins.*smh*
very good questions!
Pls add:
8) Does it guide you against boko haram
9) Does it have a filling station (that sells subsidized fuel)
10) Or better still, does it drive you to work!
hehehehehe. 400+ K for a fone? madness
will the phone ping or make calls to heaven
u wil c sum stupid gals wil start denyind dia boyfriend of sex bcos of dis bb stuff, sum wil even throw dia dia phone in2 mama nkechi's pot of hot oil so dia father wil get dem d latest bb in town. Mtchwwwww. Sha las gidi dey wait 4 who dem go cut hand colect d phone. Mak una buy we dey com. Lol.
Yea Linda, the last time I checked it was not yet available for African market. If its now available well we see how many people can afford it.
That's what I want for valentine. :)
Seriously though, if I had dt amount of money, I'll buy keke napep and put on d road jor. Oya Linda empower me, let me be ur charity for d month of Feb. LOL
hahahahahahaha just put the fone on your head o....
nigerians are already buying it a friend of mine living in abj just displayed his on fb yesterday.
no hating but i hope the armed robbers and purse and phone snatchers recognise the phone well to snatch.
nigerians are the same everywhere,we never use money to add value but to buy useless stuffs.this phone was probably created with a specific demographic in mind and nigerians are certainly not there yet we will be the one rushing it.
warren beaty owns the biggest jet manufacturing company in the world yet he doesn't own a private jet
and i can bet you this time in 6 months the phone will have lost 30% of its value
i hope it does have traker if it get missing or stolen plus alarm incase any other person touch or hold without ur approval.pple will wanna kill themselvs esp gals,dey will sure die cus of this,inshort...bold 5 don get secound *tonqueout* to freaks.
ds is ridiculous
HYPOCRITES !
A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW MOST OF YOU WHO HAVE EXPRESSED THE MOST PASSIONATE RESENTMENT WOULD HAVE ACQUIRED THIS FONE...
ABI NO BE NAIJA AGAIN?
Linda.... U are a goat 4 posting comments like dis. Lmfaoooooo. No jare my darling. No anyone couldnt bought dis. Lmao
Aha!...Nna!...some ppl get mind ooo... Hw person go buy bb for 400k. Wey eni mama nd papa dem dey suffer 4 villa...dis one na total madness
Na wa o.xcept i av my drim "1million dollarz''.buh com 2tink of it,y wud a 'student' want 2 use a phone of such an enormous/ridiculous amount???if i buy a land wit dt money(in ajah or ikorodu),i'll reap x3 nxt yr.dts ao an adult shud tink.i kno say na gehs go cari dis phone 4head pas
This is ...I'm actually speechless. Why would I buy a bb for 400k wen d man next to me is living in hunger. Moderation is the key oh,abi d phone get the password to heaven?
Lmao @doesit guaranty Linda will get married, ma sweetie linda dem don c u finish oh...... Epic lmao
U must be either a comedian or an aspiring one. U made me really laugh.
If ur level below my company MD's level then the person needs to be nailed to d cross. Shikena
Manufactures of BB had Nigerian girls in mind (unilag babes) when they started designing the phone, convert that money to Zimbabwe's currency, believe me that might even buy a whole bank over there if not the country it self lol
ok the blackberry crase has become full blown madness! ah ahn. money i can use to purchase one nice plot of land. mscheeew
Wetin the phone fit do when my NOKIA torch light phone with radio nor fit do? Abeg, make I hear word jare!
I can buy dis fone only on 1 condition-dat's if i can ping Jesus..lolsss
I can buy dis fone only on 1 condition-dat's if i can ping Jesus..lolsss
I will Buy it Only if it Comes with the Key To Heavens Gate.
400k??? Some Aristo yanch go catch fire dis time around. LOL
Any girl that asks her BF for this phone should be dumped faster than she can say "BB"
And any man willing to buy this phone for a babe who doesnt earn a kobo should be taken for all he has. Cos he obviously doesnt know what to do with is money.
Why is evri1 criticising dis fone?? Afterall, wen d fone goes on sale, Nigerians will form 20% of dose who will purchase it. How much is d fone sef? N400k. Wen we av ppl makin ova N1tn 4rm Nigeria and av fleet of numerous cars nt 2 talk of landed properties. Evn a small boy lyk Davido has a studio worth som millions of naira. Sum1 said d fone is a limited edition and nt 4 mass production, meanin its nt 4 d MASSES. Y dont y'all rest ur heads and use ur money 2 feed ur families and let dose who av made it in lyf use deir moni 2 do watever dey lyk...Peace.
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wats d big deal with N400k. is it ur money, ehh how does it afeect u pple! thats some serious bad belle going on around Nigeria! abeg omo girls if u can affort u shld get it. or else just shut d f--k up!
see all of you talkin like u guyz ar not wishing and hoping.plz if you can afford it and it makes u happy,buy it.buyin fone doesnt mean pips dnt av priority.eating makes me happy so i rather dine in d best resturant than buy a car,some pips prefer gold,some women,some land ,some shares,designer products so wateva makes you happy ok n plz stop swearing for people that av got cos u can afford it.and b4 u say anything,i dnt av d fone i rather fly 2 lagos n bck jst to buy yamarita frm tfc
Linda,
Why do I feel that you're peeved at not being offered this phone in exchange for plugging it on your blog? I remember you accepting "free" Brazilian hair that you wouldn't have ordinarily purchased.
If I see the phone, and I like it and if the battery life is good, I'll buy it.
This is ain't right. A phone for 400k? Menhh i need my eyeglasses!
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N400k for a phone! That is waste of money. That amount can be used to setup small scale businesses for at least 8 graduates in Nigeria.With each person having access to N50k as start up capital. If need business ideas/info on how to start small scale businesses in Nigeria with little start up capital visit Business Opportunities In Nigeria
400k????........foolishness,,,,am sure some babes will run after it even if they have to do all the dirty things in the world to get the cash,,,,some go catch disease sef!!!
FEMZY i feel u...dat is ehn??? extinguisher nor go work for this matter oh
new phone for hon and senators to buy for their girlfriends and not wives mschew
Blackberry must be joking, an Ipad 2 3g is about 120k, while the Iphone 4S is about 130k, so wats blackberry justification for this?
well, the guys and babes whose self-esteem lies on the phone they use will definitely buy it....guess that's a justification
all this poor ppl..anybody force una to buy am?...una go buy una mate...if u no get the money to buy am...shut up and work hard...dem no do am for everybody..Period!
Make una wait. Na so Torch come out e b like say na highest levels. Now if u comot torch frm pocket nobody dey notice. Dis fone go still turn pure water...if no b when d price drop, pple go still buy stolen, used, refurbished, traded ones. This is Naija...money aint a thing!
HAHAHAHAHAHA...............NA WAH OOH,I trust naija gals nah,dis phonego break plenty marriage and relationships,oyibo don turn us to mugu walahi.
I will only buy the phone if its time can tell me what will happen tomorrow, if the brouser can link heaven.net, check the sinners server, so that I can login nd delete my sins, lastly, if I can gain access to any country in d world withouy a visa. Or what do u think?
How much is 400k to an average Nigerian politician who earns as much as 600k quarterly, with feeding allowance of about 1.6b per anal? lets face it, very soon you will hear "IF YOU HAVE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT".
Why all the curse words and abuses just because a phone is worth 450k. What is 450k? is it the end of the World? Happiness is all that matters in this life, and if it makes you happy owning high end phones, please,...please yourself. Being happy is not foolishness, rather it is the opposite.
My friend just found out about this fone from me this morning, by 2:00pm she called me hyper ventilating that she just saw some guy in her office with it. i believe blackberry made this fone for Nigerians, cuz its only them that will buy such. Please oh, people that will buy/steal/f**k for this fone, when u get it, help me ping God and ask him when Jesus will show... cuz if the fone cant do that, i dont see any reason why i should have it.
FORGET ALL THAT ONE. IM BUYING THE PHONE... IF U AV THE MONEY WHY NOT!!! ABEG MAY U NA CARRY GO..
Unilag..I hear u say..takes one to know one!!...
100% sure say Abuja airport go dey jam packed from now on..with herds of silly cows running off to sleep with Aristos..for BB!!..u know I never lie!!
Linda, I love you girlfriend; you are intelligent, proactive and funny. At least you get people yakking, you get to read plenty things, the good, the bad and the ugly,while some are plain crazy.......all is fun. Keep the good stuff coming. The 400k phone?? Don't mind them, people will buy.......remember when BB came? People said it was expensive, now school children have torch, and other model.take care
Still not as expensive as a versace phone
Ok,I honestly wish I cud post d picture of broken screen version of ds fone!my mad friend got it n mistakenly sat on d freaking fone jus yesterday!d goat is so bitter nau,cursing d day he decided to buy d useless fone!common Nigerains,jus bcos u av so much money to fly arnd,doesn't mean u shudnt do it wt sense!NIGERIA will neva cum out of COLONIALISM!*Gbammmm*
No be so Brazilian weave-on take enter market? Did people not term it "madness" at the time when Brazilian first came? It was ridiculous then, but has become normal now. Even 'empty bellies' and hungry girls are fixing Brazilian. The people who created this phone had the Nigerian market uppermost in their minds. Nigerians like to show, even in Europe, and America. The average Ghanaian for example is relatively low key and leads a simple and content lifestyle. Forget story, this phone don enter naija. As for me, I go marry Caucasian European jare to change my Nigerian nationality
I have have it on special order at N375,000
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Wen torch come out na so pple shout too. Pple go buy am joor. Linda abeg lemme no wen d fairly used one don reach 40k
EITHER MY BF GETS THIS FONE FOR ME OR I'M MOVING ON..so pissed after gettin d bold 5 not long ago this comes out #isokay bf is der
Too funny. Flying car? LOL
The thing that baffles me about this white is that they themselves that re producing the phone don't use the phone and they re jst catching blacks mugu...The next thing now you will see gals with it on top okada dats madness...
If I have the money,YES!!! I will buy it. I know someone I follow on twitter who has it already. It doesn't mean those who can 'comfortably' afford it are stupid. Its only stupid if there are pressing issues one has to solve but can't and yet buys to phone to show off (Trust Nigerians).
Btw, I'm not a technology freak because new stuffs come out everyday. If you don't get the one of today, wait patiently for the one of tomorrow. BB torch is now old school Looool.
QUESTIONS U SHOULD ASK BEFORE BUYING THE NEW BLACKBERRY PORSCHE (1) Does it download food?(2) Does it fly?(3) Does it transfer you via bluetooth to another country(4) Does it come with another life?(5) Does it come with unlimited BIS?(6) Does it ping heaven?(7) Does it give you a lap dance?(8) Does it have Brazilian hair?If it does not perform any of the above functions, please don't kill ursef; consider buying a land and start a foundation..
while u all are busy complaining ,i trust sum stupid nigerians hav already bought it as d new status quo
Can it cure Aids or Stop HIV Virus??
@ al those who pointed fingers at naija gals.... if the guys don't want to own it, who says we can't? abeg if i v d money, i go buy the phone jorrrrrr
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