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Thursday, 11 March 2010

How ladies use GSM as vibrators.

I read this report in City People Magazine and I just had to bring it here. You know how you read some things and just shake your head.
Check it out below...

















How ladies use GSM as vibrators.

When it comes to getting to cloud 9 with relative ease, women can be very resourceful, especially when it comes to finding ways to use everyday devices as sex toys. All sorts of devices that produce steady vibrations - from video game controllers to electric toothbrushes, to non vibrating ones like candles, have been used as sex toys by creative women.

Vibrating cells are however a natural and the most prefered now are the slim phones.

The user inserts slim round unused phones with new sim cards to avoid interruption and keep calling the phone with another one continuously. It's very easy. Set your cellphone ringtone to 'vibration only' alert. Using the second phone, dial your cell phone's number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your fingers on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction.
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I'd like to meet the person who wrote this report. He or she must be on something. lol.
A phone in your private area? Who does that?
Radiation, Hello???

Ladies, what you say?

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is just a silly report...the reporter is not intelligent at all....illiterate!

Anonymous said...

This is just a silly report...the reporter is not intelligent at all....illiterate!

Anonymous said...

As you said it seems like the person who wrote that must be on something. The idea is totally repulsive and i believe nigerian ladies should still have some atom of dignity, not to mention the risk of cancer so we shouldn't think about trying such. Meanwhile City People is a disgrace for allowing such an article to be printed.

Anonymous said...

TUFIAKWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F said...

LOL... Sounds like the antics of certain students of an all girls' school...

Anonymous said...

Linda, please try it and tell us your experience. I am a guy so I cannot try it.

Anonymous said...

lmao,.,.i cant fit shout!!weytin u no go see 4 dis world!chai,.,.,

Myne said...

This is so gross! Ehmmm, why not just get a rabbit?

Unknown said...

Mscheeeww. Imagine..what lady has that time or is that sex starved?
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Anonymous said...

um, that's like old news. people have even made videos and stuff on it. so its like getting two for the price of one or two i guess.

Anonymous said...

hahaha lol..wonders shall neva end.

Anonymous said...

Something does not sound right here. This vibe user is so desperate that she can't afford a real vibe if she MUST use one. It absolutely makes no sense at all and I think someone is just making up this story. She should let her hands do the vibing. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

Am guess you have been practicing with your G phone i knew you had that freak in you. I hope you finally had the orgasm you've been wanting

doll (retired blogger) said...

LMAO...utter rubbish...i hope....

Wale Olayanju said...

Mischievous imagination of a diabolical mind. Nonsense! Arrant nonsense!!

Anonymous said...

Ladiee, while doing this pls remember to turn off the bluetooth on d phone you inserted in your private or else, your inside is going to be broadcasted to any one who has his or her bluetooth turned on around you.

SOLA said...

Un-be-liev-able!!
I can't try imagine the possibility at all!! **gross**

Anonymous said...

@Myne Whitman....seems you have some experience with rabbits? Can you enlighten us more?

Anonymous said...

To all the ladies saying no it not possible or tofiaku it all a lie! all of you must be using some type of objected to satisfy yourselves

Anonymous said...

Linda, pls dont crack my ribs, even oyinbo man had to smile at me when i was giggling. Pls my Sister, some reporters are just exhibiting their undiscovered side and i guess his a male...........silly

Anonymous said...

It is a report that can give women who try to do it CANCER. The radiation from GSM phones is dangerous. We all know that Linda! City People needs to employ new writers with common sense and not dullards. Nigeria needs new magazines!

Anonymous said...

The writer should get a proper job and a life!

Anonymous said...

I am not shocked by this article given the level of sexual immorality in Nigeria these days- as a result of which STIs are so rampant, especially among young people. There is really nothing new about using GSM as vibrators- they are even sold on the internet in Europe & US and come to think of it, the magazine in which the article was published is a tabloid which is exactly what you would expect from a tabloid focusing too much on the sex lives of 'big boys'. This from a country where some mothers actively encourage their daughters to sleep around!

Angelo said...

Lol, ladies do crazy things wen they melt. EGO, SELF EGO, is wat i killin some ladies, Instead of allowin their boy frnd to satisfy them, they i'll rather play wit dildos and any object around even wit lip gloss containers/ im happy my gurl aint like dat cos we meet wen ever we need each other, plus i satisfy her.

marilyn said...

@myne,jack rabbits pr ecisely..............give very good orgasms.lol.well just visit zeevirtualmedia.com. get everytingy u want.

Anonymous said...

Jesu...

...all because of sexual pleasure? Lord have mercy.

onuoha said...

forget, it is great, exciting, in the absence of the right guy, this will do, sex is more exciting, in the right condition and place u throw caution to the wind and open up every where and any thing goes in and out accordingly, good stuff baby. some of these guys shouting God forbid. tufiapa, just catch them in one corner and see what they are doing and using

Anonymous said...

@onuoha,ℓ̊ like U̶̲̥̅̊ Ƒσя always standing by the truth.

Anonymous said...

this doesnt make sense, when there are exotic rabbit vibrators at www.viewden.com/ The one i love most is the Remote control dazzling rabbit, its amazing

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