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Thursday, 29 January 2015

Nyash Matters - by Charly Boy

Article written by Charly Boy. Enjoy below...

Let's discuss it now, no need to be shy or bashful about this, so stop forming gentleman for me. Wetin men see for women nyashwey be say some people no fit hol body. Is it the owner of the nyash abi the size of the nyash? Nyash get different code names. Some dey call am idi, ike, duwawo, ikebe,bakassi. Whatever language or slang, it still connotes a sense of excitement and adventure. I know many guys who think of riding as soon they see the twin set of assets.



Men generally love a curvy well packaged ass, because it is very attractive, arousing, and sexy. Everyone has a different vision and definition of beauty: whether it is skin deep or just in the eyes of the beholder. Men are attracted to curvy women because they look like women! I’m talking about size 12 to 16.  However, one man's meat is another man’s mattress, that I know too well. It's all about proportion; you can be petite but curvy and voluptuous, or big and tall but curvy and voluptuous. BIG doesn't necessarily mean the woman is obese. Most guys simply love women with curves because that's what enhances their femininity, makes them women! Only young girls should be flat and thin, lepa straight up and down, because they haven't yet developed, dem never ripe. Curves define the woman.

For me, I’m so richly blessed, it's not fair.  I am basically living with a woman whom after several kids still possesses a flat tummy and a "Ghetto/J-Lo butt". She is no doubt considerably endowed, a flat stomach and a curvaceous butt. In fact this piece is about her. Tsikena! My woman's nyash be like custom made, e be like something Oyinbo go manufacture finish, come install am for her body. Kai! Curvier women are more confident of their sexuality and are better lovers. Well, maybe it's all in my head, but it is there. From time to time I love to make other men and women jealous when I take my baby out, I can see men's eyes following the nyash like a he-goat. Odikwarisky!!




Some people have even caught me in public, either fondling with the nyash or pinching it. To crown it all, her "headlights" no send at all.

The question is... why do men like curvy women with butts?

I think I can manage to answer that. It's just like women love to see men who have buffed bodies and masculine, men also love women who are curvy.  It's just a better picture, the rest na story.
From an African man's perspective, he will tell you straight up "give the bones to the dogs, give the meat to the men". It is a black thing, we Africans flow like that. Curvy looking figures are the men's known weakness, any woman in the crowd with such a figure and a smile gets the attention of all the men in the whole crowd. Even if they are with their own women at that moment they will still try to make an excuse to look at her curves.

Have you ever wondered why the cheese has two nice folds and not one round one? Chai!!! I think the sole purpose for this creation was to give it a provocative nature. E get anything weydem dey take nyash do wey no dey sweet for body? ‘Shiting’, messing, f***ing...
So to all the ass men out there, let me know the size you like and the names you call it, as for me CharlyBoy, I like my own nyash custom-built! 

However, the real beauty is on the inside, the inside is what is seen after being hypnotized by the exterior. Guys whether the subject of your admiration is small, thin, big, fat, just know that the beauty inside is much better than the beauty outside. These days, The Nyash or Head lamps can be bought, but the quality of the person is in their DNA and can't be twigged. So watch your wondering eyes, before you fall inside gutter because of Nyash Matters.

200 comments:

Unknown said...

This Charly boy though...


#GosblessNigeria

Anonymous said...

VERULE Says-ok

Unknown said...

Charly Boy for life... Wetin charly Boy no sabi.... Charly Boy of life......

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

For d yansh freaks, I like dem slim...love it when it touches down... Winks

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko...kikiki

Anonymous said...

VERULE Says-ok,charly on it again. "Beautifu is life"

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko...kikiki

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko...kikiki

Unknown said...

See wahala

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Area father don release

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Area father don release

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Area father don release

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Over to the men
#thickladiesrock

Unknown said...

lolzzz....funny dude!! buh true tho Niger guys too like big nyanshed women like dia life depends on it...mmtccheww

Unknown said...

Hahahahahah.....area father noni. Oya guys, over to u.#waitingtoreadcomments#



#TeamBlesses#

Unknown said...

I will only come back to read this after 2 hours.

Unknown said...

Na topic be this one sef? I ask myself








OKORO UPGRADED **

Unknown said...

ok we hear u..


#singleandlivingmylife#

Princess G said...

Charlie boy Don craze before oooo oooo. Lolzzzz

Unknown said...

This article is Contradictory

ujunwa said...

Hmmmmmmm...strange man

akudo stella said...

charlyboy have come again

Unknown said...

His writes up make sense

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. We'll have U seen his daughters? Nyansh overload... Gbammmm

Anonymous said...

Lol! Uncle Charlie has too much time on his hands!

Unknown said...

Plsssssssssssssss...
He should write on tins dat wil impact life positively.

All d same, he tried.
Thumbs up.

Unknown said...

Plsssssssssssssss...
He should write on tins dat wil impact life positively.

All d same, he tried.
Thumbs up.

Unknown said...

This guy needs to be awarded a PhD in womanolgy. I still got his message tho.#attitude over everything.

Unknown said...

Lol charlyboy u no go kill person

Unknown said...

crazy niqqa na him sabi lol

Unknown said...

But that's true anyway

Anonymous said...

nor be small oh


passing by

Unknown said...

And I like men that do say their mind

Anonymous said...

Outside beauty can be bought but not the inner...mind wat u re looking for

Unknown said...

Not those slow poision

Unknown said...

Anyway that's so lovely me too I like it big

Anonymous said...

I can't even remember when last i've been with a skinny lady!

Anonymous said...

Nice one...

Unknown said...

I love em big,

Steady said...

Na wa oo, but seriously, I like yansh ooo, Linda shay you get yansh, dry or fat? *wink*

BONARIO NNAGS said...

This piece least matters especially at this particular moment in our nation's history.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

Lol! Dis dude is really crazy what's nyash without a good sense of humour n being virtuous

klue said...

yarsh matter, admired by almost every man

Akanimo Sunday said...

MY GIRL IS PETITE.WHEN HAVING SEX,IT'S SIMPLY A DELICIOUS AGONY.. AND I LOVE THE FULL THRUSTS.

Unknown said...

9ice one... i know most guys will read all of it... but if it is sometin else, they'll say it too long to read...

Unknown said...

Hell NO to the F~word....I wasted time reading all this meaningless article of no value......gosh!!!!......you wife get butt like JLO.....ka mu nnukwa....


•••••••QUEENMAYA•••••••••

Unknown said...

9ice one... i know most guys will read all of it... but if it is sometin else, they'll say it too long to read...

Unknown said...

Hehehe na so oooo

Unknown said...

Chaly, Chaly. This ur matter dikwa risky.

Anonymous said...

Dis man sef. # oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Ruthcindy said...

Lol! Dis man no shame at all! I can't believe dis is a topic.

Unknown said...

This man no get work.

Damochedxb said...

Ass man since day 1.... Dont care much for head lights. Love the ass round soft and succulent with better hips as shock absorber. ..

Aso Rock said...

I have never bothered reading any article by Mr. Charly. Linda is obviously a fan. Better gist dey outside, you go dey do politricks on your blog. Another blogger go soon over take you.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha....nice one

KayMaths said...

Una na wa ooo

Unknown said...

#WORD....nice one

Anonymous said...

you are just a stupid old man.... still talking about nyash at ur age

Tolu said...

You are quite foolish sir. So excuse me, because I don't have big breast and yansh I have not developed, at 25?? Mtcheeeew, God created everyone different. I am lepa n there's no amount of food I want to eat, the fat still won't add so please gwan sit on your bald head if there's nothing constructively creative coming out of it. Yes, I took it personal. Eran oko.

Anonymous said...

So what of those God no give nyash they should kill there self abi......at the end all is still vanity.#gift#

Unknown said...

She garriit.. Some electro magnetic force of attraction dey between men's eye and woman nyash .. But BTW charly man make sense for that end.. True beauty radiates from the inside.

Lucky Lu said...

Every man loves a good piece of ass

***Doing the Shmoney Dance***

Unknown said...

Wow, he made some points....lol@ costume made.

Bonita Bislam said...

Lol interesting! Shitbox don suffer for charly boy hand today o

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
.
Wow.. The best post at the moment..... Well i prefer a petite ass not so or big small.....
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Una don ear bah?! If u hav been eyeing charly's wife butt...odikwarisky o

Unknown said...

Nice 1

GALORE said...

Hahahaha


Don't I just love @Charly boy?

This man is crazy....Lol


My woman yansh.....Lol....Oga charly see how u describe ur wife yansh....I never see her before ooo...but I siddon dey imagine the yansh...Lol......I come dey look her picture over and over again...



@Galore

Unknown said...

Lol
Charly boy live u so

Anonymous said...

Love this guy's article always making sense.

Anonymous said...

Lovely article Mr.Oputa. please educate them some more.....

GET CLUES said...

visit busayolayemi.blogspot.com for christain news and many more

Unknown said...

Finally! Am tried of reading

Unknown said...

Correct advise

Unknown said...

I call it ukwu....

mr jim said...

hmm linda iburukwa bia

Unknown said...

charley boy no vex buh i just cnt pls u

emi nooni said...

BUT DENRELE NO GET YNASH NA, HOW U MANAGE AM SIR?

emi nooni said...

Are u tryna tell us say u like woman pass man? hahahaha abeg go siddon man

Unknown said...

charley boy no vex buh i just cnt pls u

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha,#serves u guys ryt..oya nyah_lik men start commenting#juspassing!

Francis said...

Charly , How many times I call u? Lol You sabi ...

Chop Chop said...

Thatz ur opinion. ...

Zeme said...

Tell them o! Them nor dey lemme rest! Like say na bad thing to get correct package.

Unknown said...

Well said my big bro. God bless you. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said my big bro. God bless you. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said my big bro. God bless you. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Well said my big bro. God bless you. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Interesting

obiora said...

Grand pa. In drake's voice...I love em BBW!

lawngmahan said...

Well said papa

ary said...

Mr. Oputa come carry your son the guy don kolo! This man don finish me oh! But na true sha, na gbam be his talk!

yawanow said...

hese days, The Nyash or Head lamps can be bought, but the quality of the person is in their DNA and can't be twigged. So watch your wondering eyes, before you fall inside gutter because of Nyash Matters.
WORD!!!

Tola said...

Oke Ibadan!! IDI IROKO

Anonymous said...

Though subtle, we have here more advice to women on ideal body types from someone unqualified. If the world accepts Charley big bellied, with struggle braids atop his head and his lipstick, what business does he have telling women they're most attractive stacked with big T&A?

uju said...

nice articule

Unknown said...

Lwkmd....me wey no get dat kain nyash don de beef de writeup already until I read de last paragraph nd laffed out...hehehe, funny though. BTW, this Charly Boy is just trying to still remain relevant!

Anonymous said...

For those who bet DONT BET WITH 1960BET CAUSE WHEN YOU WIN YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR MONEY FROM THEM!!! THEY DONT PAY THEIR WINNERS

priscaslim said...

Awa lepa, we rock too u knw

Unknown said...

As I no come get nyashi nkoo???

Unknown said...

Not forming gentleman, it is absolutely nonsense and disgusting. mere dust thats decays in hours.

Paulokah.blogspot.com said...

O di egwu! Ok

Unknown said...

Dis man go sit down abeg..........linda listen

elo tasha said...

I follow get curve too sha

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TWE (Thé White Enchantress) said...

hahaha odikwarisky!!!! i love that gaskia. in btw, who wan buy laps and ass abeg come take my own ojare it haff tire me i de try loose the weight but i de hear na big bones i get not fat. Abeg come buy.

ABC said...

I get custom built too for home. Me and Charly na pally we be...

Unknown said...

LOL! Tell them guyz jawe and dose dat plumbing yanch. Repercussion time is near

Unknown said...

correct talk in a roundabout way!!!!!

Unknown said...

Chai D's man no go kill me

Unknown said...

I can't help buh to notice dat diz man z horny & nidz some seriois fuck......... So wia z his wife????






*oparoescalade*

Unknown said...

Seen

Unknown said...

I can't help buh to notice dat diz man z horny & nidz some seriois fuck......... So wia z his wife????






*oparoescalade*

felicia said...

lol


















i love you linda

Bukas said...

see what rubbish a full blown man spared time to write. Its a pity how men love vanity

Naija man said...

I think this is the only thing that Charlie boy has written or said that makes sense. Good write up!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahhahaha this man ehhhhhh.

Unknown said...

cant stop laughing.#linda'sstepsister#

Anonymous said...

NYASH SWEET FOR EYE BUT INNER BEAUTY NA D ULTIMATE

facelessnaija said...

Lol well said. Although, girls are beginning to lose weight more these days oh

inmyopinion said...

am i the only one that thinks that this guy is pretentious as fuck.

Unknown said...

charly boy u be yeye man o...loooool...nice write up tho

Unknown said...

Madam Diane Oputa Nwanyi oku.

omowunmi okunti said...

Charly Boy has come again o. Funny man

Unknown said...

Hahahaha charly boy is a clown
Makin we with small ass feel bad
Its nt fair o

ebonyz... said...

okay oh Charly, noted

Unknown said...

Charly Boyyyyyyy. You and your talks. Somehow you are saying we wey no get much should go and do the artificial thing nah?
Anyway, you nailed it at the end of ur story that it is the inside of a woman that matters and not the exterior

Jane Ike Winner of LIB 2015 N100K

Anonymous said...

Lol charly boy wont kill me wt laff.. but hes right tho.d boo alwz grab my ass too cuz I garrit!!!😉

Anonymous said...

Lovely piece, i like the fact the CB always puts himself in all his pieces and the facts that he brings it back to reality.

Angie said...

Clown..lol

Unknown said...

Lol..

Unknown said...

Wats the meaning of dis?

Unknown said...

this guy is crazy

Unknown said...

Charlie u just don't hv sense

Unknown said...

Unfortunately I dont understand the reasons of this acticles so sad hiw some people thinks!!!!JC

Life life thislife said...

Linda Love Pls will you marry me?

kezie said...

In k-switch's voice..I like ur face I like ur nyyash*lol.nyash is the best thing that can ever happen to me.kikiki

Unknown said...

N wats d moral lesson in dat

Oluwaseyifunmiakin said...

................

Subomi said...

very first time I will read his write-up from beginning to the end

Anonymous said...

CHARLY BOY WRITES WELL..I MUST CONFESS.
I LOVE IKEBE TOO O...JUS DNT EVEN KNW WHY..NOT THE PLATYPELLIC LADIES...
DAT WARRI DUDE DR UFUOMA

Cynthia Iyede said...

This one na talk?

Unknown said...

Old man just trying too hard to b relevant. Charly man abeg pack well. Ur mates have beta things to think about Linda I hail thee

Ama Zodos said...

True talk

Unknown said...

Story 4 d gods...

Unknown said...

Na wa oooo analysis of nyash.....deep stuff here

Life life thislife said...

hlmmmmmm

Juleslouis said...

I love the last paragraph. Very sensible.

sexy chizzy said...

I no fit shout, I love my size 14 down and 8 up

Unknown said...

Lol...nice one charly.... As for me, am naturally ENDOWED....

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm! Charly man

Unknown said...

nonsense





#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Anonymous said...

Na UKUuuuuu Na him I they Call am, I like it Big and from Behind, it's always sweet and you feel on top of the world, Charlee AKA Area Father you too much


Hibeeeee

Unknown said...

Lol.......no be small talk oh, u try shaa......

Unknown said...

Hehehe!! Mahn I feel your flow die.. Nyash Palava.

LOD LEO has spoken.

Unknown said...

All dis write up 4 nyansh? Odiegwuu

F. Castro said...

Ha ha ha ha. Nice piece!

Unknown said...

Charly man easy bro

Unknown said...

Charly man easy bro

Unknown said...

ahhahha, lwkm ooooo...charly charly don hit the nail hard, hard gan.....lolz....cool...u no lie....u hit am for head gbam.

Unknown said...

Old papa youngie

Ozed said...

Charly-Boy,tell us the secret behind flat tummy.Even you,going to seventy still have flat tummy and look fifty.

Unknown said...

True talk!!! 4ny dou...rotfl.........kisses 2u linda!

Unknown said...

4nny charlie.......lol........kisses 2u linda!

Unknown said...

True talk!!! 4ny dou...rotfl.........kisses 2u linda!

dobiz said...

he lacks attention pls and want to be noticed rubbish

Asonye said...

Big tummy is killing,you can't bend freely neither can you eat as preferred.Also,who amongst the women is your wife ? Everybody there looks fine with flat tummy.Flat tummy enhances longevity and is blessing if it comes naturally.People with flat tummy live longer.

sodablog said...

Na so. I like "Yanshy" ladies

Unknown said...

Na wah for this man, shei him wife and children go read this

Anonymous said...

Charley Nwa boy. lol !!

Amy N. said...

hahaha, for some inexplicable reason, I rather appreciated the article

Unknown said...

Hehehehe..I no fit laugh for this tori o!

sam sam said...

I have never been one for CB rants but this one is funny..



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Unknown said...

Yous ikebely.

Unknown said...

Na wah ooo

charles said...

CHARLY HAS GIVEN A GOOD ANALYSIS ON THE YANSH MATTER

Unknown said...

I call it mpata (yash).... Charly ur head dey der😁😁😴

Anonymous said...

Guess urs is small?

Anonymous said...

Respect her and dont say that here...

Subomi said...

very first time I'll read his write-up from beginning to the end

Anonymous said...

Oga contradictory abeg explain ow

Unknown said...

Yansh is a wonderful material

Unknown said...

yansh is a wonderful material"Fela"

Anonymous said...

As in!

Unknown said...

Eyes rolling,lip folding,heart pounding...damn!..he hit it so hard!!!

Anonymous said...

Hater !!!! E be like say you no sabi read... am sure people like you failed English and literature...

Anonymous said...

And I quote. " these days the nyash or head lamps can be bought.." get the message in that ??

OMG!WOMAN said...

Choi. You are so vexed.

Anonymous said...

Fine girl.how are you doing? You are so beautiful. I really like you!

Unknown said...

They rock really

Unknown said...

Slim? U dey miss dude. I like them well built and curved, damn! I can take loan from d Bank to get a good yansh. D one I am currently staffing is d best; it projects 17 cm away from d femur the after d upper crest, it drops down with a sweet trough of 45° hehehehe. When she lies down, d angle pushes 4 award to 55° so all I need to do is position myself at a 35° and GBAM! We have a 90° drilling point-a straight line. D pleasure, d mourning, d screaming is what I can't describe. I nor dey play with yansh oo guy

Unknown said...

To u bro. But to yansh advocates like us, it means a lot.

Unknown said...

Yeah u took it personal and TOO personal

Anonymous said...

I like what my hand can get hold of... normal.
myhood50@yahoo.com

prettiyz said...

Charlie boy has come again,he is actually saying d truth

Anonymous said...

true talk. Linda what should I do to get my comments posted by u

sincerly Spicy

Anonymous said...

half of you guys are always dissing Charly when you see his write up, now the same people are hailing about Nyash matters. Make shame catch una. Charly boy anything you like keep doing because this people no know dem selves again.

Unknown said...

I like nyash.very Sweet

Unknown said...

I like nyash.very Sweet

Unknown said...

I like nyash.very sweet

Unknown said...

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