Monday, February 20, 2012

Things some people do for visa sha...lol

I know I've carried last in this, and y'all must have seen these photos...but I just gotta have it on my blog...oh my days! lol.

God forgive me for saying this but I almost feel more sorry for the old woman than the young man...that's if she is a she :-)

BTW, I apologise for the long absence. Went to Miami and LA...in three days. Spent more time in the air than on land...:-) Was constantly on the move. It was so much fun but quite exhausting. Will get back to blogging in a bit...have another plane to catch. Kisses guys!

130 comments:

Galore said...

@Linda me i just dey see this one oooooo..........Na Lagos ee take happen?.....bcos all things ar posible in Lagos..........see the bride sef,,,,,,like she don turn 69 yrs old..........@LINDA keep flyin,,keep enjoyin,,GOD will keep you safe.....aabeg do com blog jarrrree

Anonymous said...

Linda, these days you seem to be slow or late in news and current affairs. You are in US and not even a word on Whitney Houston's funeral gist.
Looks like lots of bobos are toasting you seriously in God's own country.

Dr_fomsky said...

Honestly Linda, I saw this picture someone else and some people were saying it was for love! How can? As far as I'm concerned, na for 'Pali'. Anyways, the woman gets to have a young man warn up her bed. So, no one loses in the end! Lol!

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe getting married 2 his grandmother

Anonymous said...

How do you its for visa? After we will say d white pple are dis and dat way towards us. Abeg leave d young alone watever its his cup of tea.

Corleone said...

Yoh linda av seen it b4 sha. Buh hope d guy is a NIGERIAN. Coz i knw wah ma brodaz can do.

Pjobaby said...

Kisses darling... Missed you.

Anonymous said...

Nnkan nbe

Anonymous said...

She's a he. That hair line n the adams apple, GoT to be a he

Anonymous said...

linda wat did u think about flavour and Tiwa's oyi song..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZokWL7h1U&feature=plcp&context=C31308b5UDOEgsToPDskL_3EOhNaAEVlx9wiPlUb4F. this is a review. And by the way you're flexing oh, Miami, LA hmm. Is olrai

Anonymous said...

YOU CARRY LAST FOR THIS ONE NO BE SMALL.I WONDER WHAT THAT BOY WILL BE DOING WITH THIS LADY AND I HOPE THE COUNTRY IS A GOOD ONE AND NOT DEAD BONE COUNTRIES.VISA WAHALA.IS NIGERIA CONDITION THAT CAUSED THIS THING

naijalog said...

Enjoy

babeontop said...

They are not even an item, it was just to help the poor guy out. This stuff happens in Europe all the time.

Anonymous said...

ur blog is losing steam.

Anonymous said...

I love u linda!

kingsolex said...

sweeey lord dis is horrible jesus, but linda i don't mind getting married to you though am tooo young, for loooooveeeee loooooooooove loveeeeeeeeee lOvE linda hooks kingsolex infact dat si my wish for 2012 wich will be implemented vission 2015, and now dat is my prayer point. 08091497108.

Anonymous said...

GOOD FOR THEM.

JUGZ said...

d guy looks TRAPPED!!! lol

Yinka said...

Yu should remove this post.....even if he did it 4 visa it is not your business Is it ? He is not the first neither would he be the last putting it on your blog would only be spoiling His chances ...hyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz really DISLIKE you Linda for putting this up .! LINDA IKEJI if you don't have any story to put up rest Argggggggh na by force ?

Anonymous said...

Why was it done for Visa? Why are you so presumptuous?

How do you know the man does not love the woman or the woman does not love him?

Please let them be, and yes, she is a she. That was a low blow and quite beneath you quite frankly.

Anonymous said...

u definitely carried last on this 1...lmao...don diddy

Mufasa said...

linda ur blog is getting boring by the minute.... *skips to another blog*

Legendkid said...

Better late than absent.
This is awful. Me get married to my grandma for visa... Mtchewwww... university of calabar

Anonymous said...

Nawao, all for papers...na benin guy b this lol

Engr. Don Chris said...

How are you Linda? I know you are having the fun of your life over there. Just take it easy babe. As regard ur absence, we can understand,just have fun.U deserve it. Take good care of yourself mt IDOL.

Anonymous said...

What visa has joined together let no embassy put asunder...happy married life dear. God bless ur union

jen said...

like i replied on facebook....who's business is it what they both choose? they are matured consenting adults.i dont think anyone of us has any say because one way or the other we have had sexual relationship with an older person behind close doors so that he choose to bring his out into the open and even settle with her is no biggie.

how many young ladies will want to settle down with this same young man without no money or job for now? i doubt if there is any.

Anonymous said...

Linda hmmmm.............I kno talk anything ooooo

Seb's Wife said...

Thought as much. My husband was just saying, he has not seen any updates on your blog and i told him you probably were criss-crossing cities. We do enjoy your blog but mostly your honesty. Have fun lovely and God bless ya!

Anonymous said...

I said to myself that she looks like a man. Probably this transexual thing they do. Its definately not love.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ carried last!

Linda you don turn to international socialite! Na wa oh! Just don't forget us when you start dining @ Aso Rock.

Anonymous said...

(Lost in tots) abeg who wan catch that bouquet? I feel sorry for both grandma and the desperado... #smh

Anonymous said...

Linda, pls come back to 9ija and keep furnishing us with lattest news. Its obvious that this your vacation is really impaired for super-performance on your blog.

Anonymous said...

Babe wassup will u? U cant afford to slow down on bizness..uve got to stay onto of ur game..common.. Two days. Not cool..ur d best at wat u do in nigeria..stay on top ok..employ people to run it if u have to..best wishes

Lindy Ikeji said...

Lol. the trend tire me oo.

www.nigeriantvshows.com

Anonymous said...

Na wa oh, wonder in trouser.
God help us

tuface's sister said...

psquare singing; i go chop your money, chop your money, i dont care, dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

the 'oyibo woman' dont care, and the smallie go chop her money,,,lol.

Linda, its not only for VISA o.

Anonymous said...

While I don't want to judge this guy or the woman, I think it is not a nice thing to do stuff like this. But let's keep an open mind you never know if he is really in love.

Jane said...

LOL Linda na sweet JJC sha. You have another "flight to catch" not "plane to catch" :D

Anonymous said...

One word,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

General Amenhotep said...

This blog shouldn't suffer because yu are travelling, sleeping,eating etc. Don't yu think that its about time that yu structured this and make it a real organisation.

This is the problem with Nigeria company and their owners,never wanting to relinquish responsibilities.I wonder what Mark Zukenberg or the Yahoo and Google owners would have done in your shoes.

P.S. post this abeg oooo

Fearless! said...

God forbid bad thing!

The guy sef dey like anything!

Grandma,thanks for reducing the population of "anything" by one.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm! Poverty is the root of all evil. *hisssssssss*
Linda how u dey jare, U don fall in love for obodo oyibo, u just dey cruise everywhere. Have fun sha!

sharpie said...

linda, step up jor. u kept us waiting too long *side eye*. lol. hw u dey?

Anonymous said...

This guy has lots of gutssssssssssssss!! Is this wat green card can do? Hmmmmmmmmmmm!
ME

Anonymous said...

the blog is not suppose to be inactive in ur absence abeg.How many days now hiaaa

Anonymous said...

linda babe well done jare i was think what is happening but hope you are enjoying your hols as i was refreshing your page sote sote but at least now i know. take care and hv a safe trip back to naija...

this story funny no be small the things people would do for kpali and german one for that matter na wa ooo them 2 no dey shame mschew!!!!

Anonymous said...

ONOME says.........................
This madam you dey flex o!Enough roluxing!!!Your excitement is infectious!!!Enjoy!
I no go comment for this story again abeg###
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Anonymous said...

At least he is not a serving governor with a 12year old wife. Please let them be...two consenting adults.

Anonymous said...

things people do 4 visa!!!more like things pple do to get out of naija..lol

Ayamatanga said...

I dnt blame d couple, its d Ikoyi registry I hold responsible...

Anonymous said...

is that a bouquet or paper flowers? i actually ashamed that the family could allow this; well all the best on his quest.

molly jay said...

linda, please just tell me this pics are not real.

Dhayorr said...

Yes u haff carry last in dis one o!!! plus me i haff miss u gan, do and come back biko.

Anonymous said...

NA WA OOOOO

Anonymous said...

Joke: Linda you better shut up o. Na everybody get visa easily like you? Why didn't you help him?

It is not for visa but for European passport. That is more than visa to a country for the first time.

His family are probably so poor that they had to hire the clothes on them. The bride is like his great grandmother. Ha ha ha!

The woman is an old fool. The boy will dump her within two or three years and marry his sweetheart. Gold digger? No, passport digger...

Anonymous said...

Story story, he has found his own escape hatch out of nigeria, you better go find yours o !! Lol
Nigeria is not the kind of country one can be stuck in. If you see an escape route, better grab it! You hear, linda!

Knight said...

Thank God the trips have started rolling in after your Kenyan trip disvirgined your passport....

Holla at us in NYC.

Anonymous said...

lol Linda you rily carry last. They are lodging at Peaceland Hotels, Folagoro,Lagos for their honeymoon. And i think she is a "he" or was a "he". *cringes*

Anonymous said...

na wa o.... people can do anything for visa o

lululoveslollipopz said...

People dont be fooled. That is a man on female hormones, It's so clear to see and that young boy is gay as hell.

Anonymous said...

So what if its for visa linda? Bcos u were given one huh.. at least she's married. Are u?

Linda emeafu said...

Pls my sake, dont leave us for too long again,i miss u like crazy.have fun!

Anonymous said...

The bride looks like a he-she. Na wa! Kai!

Mbabazi said...

WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE WOMAN OR BOY IN THIS CASE? THEY GOT MARRIED AND ALL I SEE IS THE AGE DIFFERENCE HERE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS UNIVERSALLY AGREED THAT THATS JUST A NUMBER...

PoLyMaT said...

Lin,U apparently live in air dan on land**dis tour na real safe haven,i 4 like join sha!,i cld b ur hand-bag,i sincerely dnt mind.....as 4 dis dude,**evidently,naija girls can DATE monkeys 4 money,bt naija guys wld MARRY monkeys 4 money!!**

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Y.Tee said...

They even bought Aso-Ebi. choiiii #SMH

Silky said...

Linda, sorry to say but you are really starting to sound bush with all these your updates about on air and what state you are in and all that. Is this your first time of travelling outside the country. Is this how you update us when you move from Imo State to Lagos. Biko kwa, stop embarrassing yourself.

Dave_gino said...

damn! what da hell. they are both out of their senses. i must say.
i hate

Zeme said...

Well u actually carried last, but its never too late. That guy is an idiot! See as the guy dey sample em ghost wife, and his family supported him too. They must really be very poor!

Anonymous said...

I do not blame the youngman. I blame those members of his family wearing 'aso-ebi' who agreed to follow him to this show of shame. They are greedy, shameless and corrupt individuals who have no hesitation in sentencing this poor boy to eternal slavery because of the dollars the grandmother would give them. Shameless fools.

Anonymous said...

na wa ooo, this Yoruba boy ve'got plenty liver oo

Johnny said...

It's either the guy is after the Green Card or just waiting for the woman to die so that he can inherit every... ...Naija no dey ever carry last!

RAVEN said...

Linda=Ajala the traveller,Ajala travel all over the world( 2x is a song) welldone nah GOD do am for you.have fun but no give us LEG-OVER again ooooooooo.for the post i comment my reserve.

Anonymous said...

we no go hear word again because of Miami-Florida

Anonymous said...

Keep ur kisses to ur self!!! U tink that will get us?
I think u are a bit irresponsible and uncourteous to ur religeous followers. Wen u were going to the US, u informed us and we understood Y we were getting delayed info. U knew u were going to be away but u dint info us (more like who cares? am catching my own fun!).
I now feel u think u are doing us a good therefore,we need u than u need us(if u think u need us at all).
FYI u are (or ur blog is) nothing without us.the traffic is what encourages all them juicy adverts. Be warned.
I require u make a special post for apology to us or else....
And for all those that will make negative conments to my post, in this 2012, God shall visit u with ...
well after every, i miss u sha.
Gbenga's fan!

Anonymous said...

our desperation is way out of hand this days,what a hell?.

Anonymous said...

I feel for you Linda Ikeji. Your blog isn't that interesting anymore.

It's time to take your business seriously.

Other bloggers are out-shinning you.
I use to be a regular visitor but I have found another Naija Site that carries more news than you.

All the same I wish u the best.

Anonymous said...

The woman don dey die go now, but visa na koko still.

Anonymous said...

Na only worri or Igbo man fit do this one no wonder dem talk say worri man no dey carry last

Anonymous said...

I just hope they grow old TOGETHER!

Kunle Bakare said...

This is my first comment here since following you for like 11 months. Enjoy your stay in US and bring some goodies for us ooooo......wink!

Kunle Bakare said...

This is my first comment here since following you for like 11 months. Enjoy your stay in US and bring some goodies for us ooooo......wink!

Anonymous said...

this is serious, visa whala.
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lucabracee said...

linda I'm very sorry to say o but i don't think the maerica you went to changed your perspective because you are still thinking like a typical african.

ray j 31 yrs and the late whitney houston 48 was he in it because of visa??

ashton kutcher 34 demi moore 49 is it because of visa?

you don't know the dude and you have no evidence of your allegations yet you have maligned the guy's name and the woman .your blog enjoys a wide followership what if the immigration official of the country concerned stumble upon this unproven and unsubstantiated allegation?

because you have gone to the embassy and they gave you the visa without stress you are now able to cast aspersions on everybody oga o maybe we that have been in the america/uk should try and padlock the country and prevent other africans from entering

Anonymous said...

Bon voyage Linda

Anonymous said...

The woman is too fine... Lucky chap.

Anonymous said...

Please permit my grammar Linda.....in my own english naija nomenclature, this is what I call a "Trans-lesbiohomofaggogay Marriage".....lol....poverty is a disease oh! it cuts across race, gender, even age.

Anonymous said...

Linda kilode now, no gist nii, we are bored ooh, do sumthing

Anonymous said...

Awesome! I love the Original, but love this more!!

Anonymous said...

So with all your MIA na stale gist u fit give us. Shioorrr

Anonymous said...

Boring... Yawns. Lemme know when you have real gist Linda.

Anonymous said...

This is no she jo! She's a transsexual.. Its so obvious.. W@dis world is turning 2ehn!!! God 4gve us all

Anonymous said...

Only omo nna boys can do a thing like this. Okoros can do anything for money.
--Gbenga

Anonymous said...

Thank heavens i'm not the only one that think 'she' might be/was a 'he'.

ykay said...

This as been in the news for over hw many days nah......late commer,ℓ☺ℓ ,you don't have time for us again nah,since you don turn yankee babe !

computer digital world, creat your own websit and make money online said...

must that be the onlything he can do just to get visa

Anonymous said...

On tha first pic, he is holding her like she's carrying something, I think she is pregnant o

Anonymous said...

Was wondering what happened to ma fav blogger "wink". Njoy ya vaca. Do not leave without visiting NYC.

The Great Oracle said...

Mo gbe! What is this?

Anonymous said...

Linda I don't want details of ur many trips jor . I want gist!!! U bera behave urself o! Cos I don't want to have to cheat on u with all dem other blogs. U do know that when ur up there's nowhere else to go but down, so its a u have to struggle to keep that spot. My

Anonymous said...

enjoy, dear! can't wait to see some pics

Anonymous said...

hilarious!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

words fail me

Anonymous said...

if it was just for visa..... but the young lad got himself an E.U passport..maybe the woman has 15 years to leave, in 15 years he would be in his late 30s. not a bad deal.

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Anonymous said...

He bleaches and perms his hair, she looks like a grandfather...I don't know who the mugu is.

Good luck to them both, na wa.

NANKO

Anonymous said...

Hey Linda.. i love ur site and now u are making me hate it.. Whats ur problem cos of small faaji u are leaving what made u up.. go chop chinchin

Glo free browsing cheats for february. said...

This is so so bad, imagine a 22years old man doing this to himself, when i saw this, linda, i was rocked down to my world. It's really bad.glo free browsing cheats for operamini.

tornbtwn2worlds said...

He does not look like he is interested in women, so he is probably the one being tortured the most. This is so unbelievable it is disgusting, do they really think that they can convince immigration officers?

damilola said...

u sure carried last on this one oh linda!!!! i saw it first on nairaland...

Anonymous said...

This is abomination.This man stands condemned with every body in that picture.Nigeria is not bankrupt.He can find better thing to do in Nigeria than marry a drug addict.He will soon get hooked on drugs.

Chrisblack said...

Linda....linda....linda!!! How many times i call ur name??? U don dey fall our hand o!! This gist is like 200 years old! E be like say u go do come back naija oh!!! Inugo?

kcee said...

The Nigerian guy even looks like and behaves like a gay.

Onayimi said...

I don't believe this story jor. I strongly believe it's Photoshop. The pictures don't look real to me.

What old woman will be this stupid and what young man will be this desperate and to have his family around too just looks totally unrealistic.

Anonymous said...

We don´t want to know where you´ve been or who you´ve been with just give us the gist thats all we need...

Simply Cheska said...

I sincerely detest the fact that people have little or no regard for the institution called marriage. Why would a young and promising young man, decide to go to this extent?
His family must be as greedy and their greedy son...Whatever the reason for this union, I wish them the best.

Kayem said...

No be small thing... There was even ashebis.... Makes me think it was more than just visa. Whatever, they are both adults... their lives, their businesses.

Anonymous said...

Sure looks likes a man

Anonymous said...

Linda ooo,u wan kii me wif laff abi.e no go work 4 u! 'If atall she's a she(lwkmd)

Anonymous said...

Block head

cassie said...

that was uncalled for! U r probably the type that will settle for less so as to feel among. I'm sure being married is the only achievement you can boast of! Punk ass!

Anonymous said...

Gbenga stop denying your brother abi we tell you say we no get court for east? We all know say na una get time for aso ebi no matter how short the notice or embarrassing the wedding might be. Ijeoma Linda

Little Ms. Tee said...

Does people don't even look like the guy! Did he rent the relatives for the wedding? I hope nobody shows her all these internet posting o so the poor guys effort will not be in vain!

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Anonymous said...

chei all in the name of kpali nawa oooo

Anonymous said...

as long as the old woman is ready to share her small toy boy with younger women then the agreement is sealed mschw!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry think about Ur feature

Anonymous said...

WTF