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Saturday, 2 April 2016

Vaginal beer set to go on sale. Fancy a swig?

Throws up before I start writing this story...lol. You could soon be able to drink you-know-what if eating it is not to your taste. The creators of the beer said the idea was to capture the essence of a woman ('her charm, her sensuality, her passion… her taste, feel her smell... her voice') and turn it into a drink. The bacteria was taken from Czech model Alexandra Brendlov.


On their website, Order Of Yoni, they wrote: "The secret of the beer lies in her vagina.
"Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman.
"The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.
"We have devoted much time to seek for such a woman, all the models had to undergo a very strict selection process.
"And, finally, after long months of search we have made it. We have found a woman that personifies feminity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts which we wanted to frame in our bottle of beer."

The creators are hoping to raise €150000 and have set up an Indiegogo page for donations, so far, €11 has been raised after six days. Obviously, not many people find the idea mouthwatering.

52 comments:

Wilheminna Moses said...

Na sperm beer I go like taste

Olaaliu said...

Oya nAπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ

Anonymous said...



You won't believe what this Small boy was doing with this Big Lady. Download

STERN said...

So in other means, the beer is made from pussy Juice.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Wtf??? Ppl r fast running outta ideas yo


...merited happiness

Davido's driver said...

I will buy one tonight, in my dreams

T N. L said...

How can they use a white model to create a black girl what happened to our black beautiful women? And they are asking for my donations.

Ohiren's Zone said...

This is totally absurd...are all vagina's the same?.Nonsense!.

Sena Job said...

Ewwww

Pretty face said...

Yuck, I wouldn't dare try this.

Sylvia said...

I'm puking....isn't blow job enough? Do dey have to make men suffer dis bad??? It will be shit cigarette next.

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Ewww! Ndi ocha na nzuzu

reignz Nj said...

Is this fashion or Nudity? C what a bursty lady wore.

NneGal aka Linda post my Comments hahahaa said...

It's a CRAZY WORLD! Dammit

Yetty k said...

Dnt undastand

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

God forbid! I follow u vomit Linda!

Ifechukwu Chioke said...

God forbid!!! More Instagram followers for you

gentle said...

Nyama... German juice.

chommy said...

Nawa o, werin b dis nw? Nothing we no go see for dis world. Linda observe!

Jey said...

Odigi ihe mmadu na ama afu. Ndi ara

Amos Mohammed said...

Vaginal watin you call am.my hand no de ohhhhh.

iyke igbozendu said...

Nawa oooo

Onyenweli Bently said...

That sound really funny to make a bear out of a woman vagina,hope men will now be drinking pussy instead of bear!

me,masef and eyes!!! said...

Wholeheartedly I will eat a (clean) pu**y...but drinking a beer made from it is a big NO!
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*ah mk her cum first...den ah folo de lead*

Adaobi said...

Throws up* and I was drinking soy milk and reading this shit.

OMIDAN ABBY said...

No respect for female privacy!
Waiting for a beer called Penis(l), since that's a Vagina(l)then I can have some to drink
Mtscheww

valeria isaac said...

Uwa di egwu ooo

cynthia kama said...

Lmao! This is ridiculous.I know someone that will do anything to have a thirst of this beerπŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Okbye.

rukynaf2 said...

Ewwww! Dats vjust disgusting.

Steve John said...

I will only drink the beer if it is made from Linda'own p

Godwin said...

Na wa ooo. And they have the God's To spit this shit out, Lord have mercy.









*NWA 042*

Jamila Shaibu said...

Hian! Signs of end time

ghipanache said...

Wetin man no go hear

Bold King said...

Dumb talk

Vivian Reginalds said...

hehehehehe we're going places...
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

helen helen said...

Endtime beer.

Pearlie said...

This is really crazy

Juliet Iwuno said...

Ndi iberibe! Linda take note!

Jude Akinwole said...

The expression on my face right now ehn... yuck! Ewwww... Pls I'll pass

chyyy said...

Oyibo and there stupidity endureth for ever

warri mercyjohnson said...

My God
Some people are crazy
This is far from science it's called madness

RicharD A YinQΓ₯ said...

charm won't make me taste it... Nonsense... mtchewww



#reeshahr

That Maitama guy said...

Stop forming...you've tasted mine

Anonymous said...

I CAN IMAGINE THE DRINKING PROCESS. HE WILL FIRST POUR IT WITH CAUTION INTO A GLASS, THEN HE WILL SMELL IT, DROP IT ON THE TABLE, PICK IT UP AND SMELL IT AGAIN...HMMM, THEN HE WILL SLOWLY TASTE IT....IF HE IS AT A BAR, HE LOOKS UP TO SEE IF HE IS BEING WATCHED

Uche Igbokwe said...

Ewwwwwwww

Uche Igbokwe said...

Christ is about to come. Amend your ways.

Uche Igbokwe said...

Christ is about to come. Amend your ways.

success Light said...

The beer should be sent for hiv test

Sisi De'nim said...

#offtotellafriend

Anonymous said...

Well one tin's for sure nd it's dat my man won't be buying dis, Bcs he's too busy eating miNe

uchechi Enyiazu said...

Wtf..dis pple r crazi sha..xo dem want make person dey drink pussy juice from bottle..smh sha

Mally mall said...

Every single drop of this beer will be a head back to back, iyalaya the producers.

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