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Tuesday 25 August 2015

LIB reader tells bizarre/funny story about a LASMA official with pics

Below is what the LIB reader sent in with the photos above...
"This happened at CMS area of Lagos this morning. This LASTMA officer stopped our staff bus for no reason. People came down from the bus and pleaded with him to let us go but he insisted that we must turn and follow the alternative route. When our bus was about to move he started displaying stupid acts (you can see the picture above).

119 comments:

ary said...

He is high on cheap crack!

CHRIS SKYE said...

Kolomental case

Anonymous said...

So linda ikeji this is news to you abi?
Is like you don't have any thing offer again.
You better sit up or.......!

Anonymous said...

He must be a mad man :'(

Unknown said...

Hello! Hello!! Aro. "In blacky's voice

Anonymous said...

lol..


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snowflix said...

Lol. Na craze dey worry am #onelovefromsnow#

www.glowyshoes.com said...

funky lastma guy ir may be they are sha following him from his village ..lmao

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andre kelvin said...

Lol

ujunwa said...

Okay

Unknown said...

Hahahhahahahhahaha dat man nah beta clown....

Trendyify said...

Shoroniyen?




































It is well

Abbey said...

Beats me how this one would say "Stopped for no reason". From the pics, it's clear you guys tried entering into Officers Mess from the side (You've passed the dotted lines) which is a traffic offence.
Or you's rather he enforces the law and take ur bus into custody plus fine?
You guys (esp buses...staff bus included) are part of the main causes for the gridlock experienced at that axis....blocking muson or awolowo or 3mb bound vehicles.

Unknown said...

tch!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Is he normal psychologically?

Nkaylicious said...

Firstly, this LASTMA guy is my person.. he is always helpful and wouldn't stop you if you were not breaking the traffic rules- WHICH YOU WERE!. So please don't try and paint him bad as he is a very nice person and is very committed to his job. Nonsense! Your company dey break traffic rules you dey yarn rubbish. Ode.

Anonymous said...

Linda stop posting just anything you receive. You should have cautioned the sender aswell. Looking at the first pic, it's obvious they were on the wrong lane. I.e. driving against traffic. Use your medium for a good cause and stop clowning around.

oiza said...

Really? A convo on this? This is no talk

@joeydapoet said...

you are as stupid as the lastma official....cos i still can get d news in dis....and even linda dat posted sef...she follo join.

Unknown said...

Wetin con happen

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooiiiiii

nnennao.no said...

wonders are many on earth and the greatest of these is man

APPlE said...

The guy smoke dry shit.

Anonymous said...

Staff buses in Lagos are notorious for bad driving and unruly traffic behaviour. ..so tell us the truth and u guys should address ur staff bus driver.

Unknown said...

i dont believe this story!!! i know this LASMA official veryyy well he has been in the same cms spot since i can remember, he is very extra jovial and coordinates traffic efficiently. I bet your staff bus driver must have jumped lanes and tried stunts to beat traffic hence his behavior. And from the pics he was not asking for bribe or anything, he might have just done his silly faces when he saw u taking pics.
i do not believe your story jo.
Not all LASMA officials are bad. there are plenty good ones....this man is one of them.

nnennao.no said...

wonders are many on earth and the greatest on these is man
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OSINANL said...

LASMA... Agberos on uniform

aproko manager said...

Hhahahah old papa wen nor dey shame

Unknown said...

UR driver is supposed to be sack for reckless driving. U can't say u didn't do anything? Then why were u guys pleading then? U bus wasn't on queue, u driver wanted to bycut then causing traffic for other road user like us. This official has been there for years, working endlessly for stubborn drivers like urs. Ride on official! Turn down as many that didn't obey a common queue order. We are behind u.

Anonymous said...

This story is a lie they wanted to boycott other cars and the Lastma guy stopped them and all of a sudden they did not do anything.. It was a staff bus coming to Victoria island..

Anonymous said...

This story is a lie they wanted to boycott other cars and the Lastma guy stopped them and all of a sudden they did not do anything.. It was a staff bus coming to Victoria island..

Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht?
Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht?
Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Unknown said...

Awon aye don enter im case. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Awon aye don enter im case. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Awon aye don enter im case. Linda take note!

Adeiza said...

Is Linda high on cheap drugs? Is he suppose to allow them drive against traffic?

Anonymous said...

I know this guy, same spot every morning! He is one of the only LASTMA guys actually doing their job...

He was obviously just having a silly moment - happens to the best of us!

Anonymous said...

the person that sent this is a mad person cos i know this man and he does his work very well without looking at anyone's face. the person that sent this must be one of those idiotic entity in this country. mchewwwwwwww. they should award this particular guy bcos even under the rain he does his work.as in very dedicated.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm

Unknown said...

Dey shd pls take him 2 yaba left 4 immediate attention

Unknown said...

Sometimes Linda dey fall hand sha if they are not wrong why will they come out and beg and dat the dude pose for a pic which they are actually snapping without his consent does not make him less a LASTMA . If he/she is angry that the man is doing his join and the same time jovial then he/she should drink....

Anonymous said...

The person that sent this in isn't serious and should to be ashamed of himself/herself. That lastma official is popular at CMS and is known for doing his job well. why paint him bad???????????????

The driver of the staff bus must have been on the wrong lane which is common amongst motorists and he(the lastma guy) insisted they moved to the appropriate one.

some people can lie sha.....smh

Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht? Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Some of these LASTMA officials needs to be checked by psychiatrists and psychologists.

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Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht? Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht? Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Unknown said...

Lol! Life's too short to be serious everytime.

Anonymous said...

Funny enough! Some Nigerians likes display their stupidity through comments without reasoning, mere looking at the first picture, you will come to conclusion that the driver was driving against traffic and guys of nowadays likes taken pictures of everything(even if the situation warrants their assistance) in order to 'break' news first, idle minded!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha.......quite funny.











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Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha.......quite funny.











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@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...


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Royal priestfool, what brand is ur stupidity? I think it's core i7

Anonymous said...

Why post this?
You come across as stupid, sometimes.

Unknown said...

Hiss! D truth b told, dis LIB reader is simply a bitter soul if not he/she wouldn't do dis.

Is dis LIB reader trying to mock him or wht? Biko wht is right is right, we should learn to tak correction when we r wrong and not feeling or acting bitter when corrected.

Unknown said...

Funny....

The Plus Blogs said...

Thats LASTMA officer Rahman who i say does a good job every morning to keep the outer Marina (State House) end of the road sane when we all try to mess it all up in a bid to get to VI on time. Like a previous commenter said, if they weren't doing the wrong thing why did they all come down to beg? The guy dey try abeg!

Anonymous said...

Poster, you must be very stupid for coming here to tell lies. The staff bus driver was clearly driving on the wrong side of the road (He passed the dotted lines) which is a traffic offence.
You must blame LASTMA officials every time....they do their best to clear the traffic that people like you and your staff bus driver causes.

Idiot, better focus on your work in the office rather than posting the man's picture. Obviously, he was doing "Ntoi" to you guys. If you think this guy will be sacked, you have failed to achieve that.

Anonymous said...

I know this guy,and he does his job well.I am sure your staff bus was on the wrong lane.

Unknown said...

I recommend that the organisation which this staff bus represents should firstly sack the bus driver and then issue a query to all the persons that were in that bus at the time and then issue an unreserved apology to LASTMA and the officer in particular.

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this is a bastard. We all know this Lastma guy. You obviously did not queue up. All these staff bus drivers are a nuisance on this road. Linda abeg dey verify before you post untrue stories as this. The Lastma guys on this route are hardworking and dedicated. Abeg lets give them kudos and not mock them.

yawanow said...

From comments seems to be the fault was from the driver. His reaction doesn't matter coz not everyone can act civilized.

Anonymous said...

hello Linda,before you publish a story do proper background check. This lastma in question is a well known lastma who controls traffic along that Onikan/Check point Axis in VI, this story about him stopping the staff bus for no reason is a lie...the staff bus was at fault,they tried to overtake the traffic by jumping the line thereby causing traffic to those who are going to ikoyi and those who have lined up. The truth is that he is doing his job very well and people want to tarnish that for him. Please don't cause this man his job because his doing a good job.

Anonymous said...

Whoever posted this is a disgrace to the nation. The guy was doing his job.

Anonymous said...

If you plight Victoria Island daily you will know this guy. The guy is a no nonsense LASTMA along CMS if you violate trafic rules on that route he would take it up...the road is narrow most drivers are always in a hurry

Anonymous said...

i know this man very well. i see him on that spot every work day. He only stops you if you are not obeying traffic rules. you guys have to follow alternative route shikina.

Anonymous said...

I know this fool! He has been at CMS/VI for like 10yrs.....and he is still acting like a big fool!

Damola!!! said...

Ahhh...Nooo..This guy is a bi exuberant but does his work well. I am sure the staff bus violated traffic rules.

Anonymous said...

LASTMA RAHMAN is a great guy! Your staff bus should have been towed to sura for violating traffic rules then you will know hell is real when you get to sura (speaking from experience).

Anonymous said...

With all the stupid comments Royal priesthood should be banned from this blog already.

Asampokoto said...

As in 'for no reason'
Nigerians love to lie and hate to take corrections.

Asampokoto said...

I love that everyone is defending him. Lol the sender of this post your plot has failed. Trying to shame someone doing his work.

Anonymous said...

Even, It can been seen from the pix, that the lasman official stop your bus, because you follow the wrong route and guided you to right route, in relation to that your team abuse him for doing is job well and reacted with that facial expression.

Swerve said...


Staff bus drivers are terrible drivers with no road manners.
The person who sent this story obviously can not think right, their driver is wrong and he got served, so whatchu on about?
You want us to insult the Lastma guy for doing his job? Nigga puhlize.

Unknown said...

That guy can be tough tho,,those that are conversant with cms/vi can testify, very strong n active...we dnt really encourage those that are taking there jobs serious#9ja 4us...coincidentally I was @ d bk of that xo call staff bus..non of the staffs came out cus d driver f**ked up


Anonymous said...

@everyone condeming this picture, I truly commend you guys because we all know how terrible traffic is on that side of the road and @ifeanyi Chine, I support your suggestion. They need to be warned by their company management.

This man does his job either under the rain or whenever. I don't think I ever drive to work without him being there. And looking at the picture, they were almost climbing that ikoyi/obalende bridge just to enter in front.

Linda, you had better trace the email and find the organisation. Infact an apology should be tendered to that man for snapping him without his permission.

Anonymous said...

Those asking for the man to be checked obviously are either not serious, security conscious or do not even ply that route at all. This man, the disabled man, the old man and the man just before the bridge are hardworking people.

Anonymous said...

I know this Lastma Official. The bus must have committed an offence before he asked them to go the right way.

Unknown said...

Poster, seems like u r d one @ fault here..see as ya plan don backfire in ya face? Jus pray that your company doesn't get to read this else you will be in hot soup!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS LASTMA GUY....... HE IS MR NO NONSENSE........ NA WETIN FIT DIS BUS DRIVERS

Anonymous said...

This cant be true, I know this guy very well. He stays very close to the Governors house and is very diligent and respectful.The LB reader should have been truthful about the tantrum the guy is responding to.How come you are the only one among the thousands of staff bus passing by that he has to stop and how would a Lagosian just beg without committing an offence. bros begin talk truth now..............LB no they carry fake news

Anonymous said...

This cant be true, I know this guy very well. He stays very close to the Governors house and is very diligent and respectful.The LB reader should have been truthful about the tantrum the guy is responding to.How come you are the only one among the thousands of staff bus passing by that he has to stop and how would a Lagosian just beg without committing an offence. bros begin talk truth now..............LB no they carry fake news

Anonymous said...

Hello People, saying your staff bus was stopped for no reason is a huge lie. I was in that same traffic earlier this morning. It's actually between the bridge that leads to ikoyi and VI, your bus passed the wrong way actually. Don't hide that. Leave the Lastma with the faces, Do the right thing next time

Anonymous said...

people shud be careful. social media is all the rage

simisola agbaje said...

This guy is the only serious looking lastma officer I have seen in lagos. Every morning on the same spot,doing his job without fear or favour. We should all learn to obey traffic rules and everyone will be good.

Scarlett said...

Na my guy be dis o. He's the only dedicated officer I have seen. Even in the heaviest of rain, you will still find him controlling traffic. He NEVER asks motorist for bribe. Once you violate traffic rules, you either pass through ikoyi/obalende route or have your vehicke towed. LASTMA office.

The poster is very lucky there's no way to identify the staff bus, cos you all would have been fired.

Unknown said...

Crazy lastma

kamilu-compo said...

please stop raining abuses on this man carrying out his duties,i know him personally and he doesnt support does breaking the law on his watch. If the driver followed the normal traffic rules he wont have stopped his bus. Go-on-so-un OLOKUN-OLA, keep the good work up

kamilu-compo said...

please stop raining abuses on this man carrying out his duties,i know him personally and he doesnt support does breaking the law on his watch. If the driver followed the normal traffic rules he wont have stopped his bus. Go-on-so-un OLOKUN-OLA, keep the good work up

Unknown said...

So suddenly everybody knws d LASTMA guy? Odinma, odabe.

eazywealth concepts said...

I Also know this fool! He has been at CMS/VI for like 10yrs.....and he is still acting like a big fool! ...The Guy Be like say make i nak am Kpako...to God

eazywealth concepts said...

But all of You guys casting linda for posting! Na her own job na! to post..

monzybabe said...

Ramoni is funny but does his job. If you come to VI every morning through the outer Marina then he is your regular LASTMA close to the state house. The staff bus of the Lib reader must have gone to overtake in front

Unknown said...

I know him, he is a real pain in d ass. Dave

Unknown said...

But from the image, it is obvious that the bus shunted. You can visibly see the barricades and the straight white lines.

However, i cannot say reason for his 'tongue out'

Anonymous said...

dear Linda ,
For the past 2years i have worked on the Island , This Lastma Officer is Very hard working . he will only stop you if you are trying to beat traffic by shunting the line.
so whoever sent this was breaking the law .

Unknown said...

Hi Linda,

I think is high time we let people do/know the right thing, the LASTMA involved in this case is one of the most active and dedicated officers in Lagos State, he does not just arrest people, he warn people first, the particular officer had assisted me at that spot when I had little fault on my car, I believe for him to have sent your bus to another route, it means you have disobeyed him. Am very sure the driver is one of rough drivers that always disobey traffic laws.

I will appreciate it, if necessary action can be taken on this issue against the driver and the disobedient staff that sent the picture to tarnish the image of the LASMA.


Thanks.

Unknown said...

You have got to be kidding me...lwtmb 😂

Anonymous said...

This lastma officer is a good man, I know him very well at cms, he once helped me at some point I had a flat tyre. He controls the traffic very well

Juleslouis said...

Lmao!

Anonymous said...

annabel says this man is well known to me, he does his job very very well & so the person saying this and his staff bus must have committed the offence. like trying to join the line in front instead of patiently driving from the back. so if he asked them to go the alternate way then it must have been their fault. i like the man because he carry's out his job very well. God bless him and promote him.

Anonymous said...

Lol!!! This is fucking hilarious...,

Anonymous said...

Thumbs up to this Lastma official who has helped me close my slightly opened car bonnet like twice without being asked!

Thumbs up also to his other colleague @ the junction where cars from inner and outer marina meet.

People who know that area well will know the bus was definitely trying to jump the queue of cars like some of us motorists on that route do.

Obviously the guy was simply being jovial while doing his job.

Anonymous said...

Both the person that posted this and the people in the bus are law breakers . why didnt they caution their lawless driver . That LASTMA guy does not take rubbish on that route. Hoohaaa please they should be more civilised next time moreover Ntooo for having being forced to go and follow ikoyi serves you guys right.

Anonymous said...

I will personally ask this Lastma guy tomorrow for the name on the staff bus and come back to post here. We need to reveal their identity.stupid morons. You think we are daft. Corrupt employees working for a corrupt organisation certainly

Anonymous said...

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE LASTMA GUYS ON THIS ROUTE. BIG UPS WE LOVE. Matter of fact we recommend they are honoured and promoted. This are people we need in naija.

Anonymous said...

All we are saying promote this Lastma guy.shame on all the haters. One love lastma

Anonymous said...

All we are saying promote this Lastma guy.shame on all the haters. One love lastma

Anonymous said...

Mr staff bus shameeeeeeeeee. See your life. In your life you will never bear false witness again. Carry go Officer Ramoni and the other hardworking Lastma officials

Anonymous said...

Mr staff bus shameeeeeeeeee. See your life. In your life you will never bear false witness again. Carry go Officer Ramoni and the other hardworking Lastma officials

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite prayer point. Evil agenda backfireeeeee. Back to sender.

Anonymous said...

All the staff in this organisation certainly lack integrity. From top to bottom. Make Una fish out the poster, the driver and the accomplice. I am asking keyamonto sue on behalf of the lastma guy.

Anonymous said...

Make Una promote all the 3 lastma guys for that area. Make we no talk too much. The ramoni guy, the other slim guy in inner marina junction and the elderly lastma officer at the bridge into vi.

We are proud of you guys.

Meanwhile Una have to sack the staff bus crooks.

Unknown said...

Royal priesthood, y dnt u jst pretend to have sense!

Amanda said...

Linda you need to blog about this guy agin sometime soon. His name is Yomi. He does very well at his spot. This bus driver must have been one of the silly ones. He is there early and controls traffic effectively.

Anonymous said...

Whoever sent the story is a liar. Why paint the guyblack when you know u were obviously on the worn g lane. This guy is very dedicated to his job and its not fair someone trying to knock him down. I go to work through CMS every morning and i can say he is a really dedicated person

Unknown said...

He is insane

Unknown said...

I have never seen a LASTMA guy that enjoys his work like that guy. He is always helpful and wouldn't stop you if you were not messing up the traffic, all he did was to redirect your bus. The silly face is as a result of you guys taking pics.I doubt if LASTMA even olokpa can control that traffic at that point.

Unknown said...

He's kolo

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