DEAR LINDA, MO WETIN MY EYES SEE TODAY, E HARD MY MOUTH TO TALK AM. MY EYES SEE MY EARS TODAY. NOW TO THE STORY.
USUALLY
IN THE MORNING AT MY B/STOP YOU GET TO SEE PRIVATE CAR OWNERS THAT STOP
TO CARRY PEOPLE FOR A FARE TO VI OR CMS, THOUGH ITZ QUITE RISKY I MUST
CONFESS. SO, THIS MORNING I SAW THIS PRIVATE CAR STOP AND I WALKED UP TO
THE CAR TO ASK THE DRIVER IF HE WAS GOING TO VI, AND HE SAID YES BUT
THAT HE IS WAITING FOR HIS COLLEAGUE TO JOIN HIM AND THAT IF I DON'T
MIND WAITING I COULD JOIN THEM. I ASKED HIM IF I SHOULD SIT IN D FRONT
OR BACK SEAT, HE SAID ANYWHERE I LIKED. SO I SAT AT THE FRONT SEAT WHILE
WE WAITED FOR HIS COLLEAGUE TO COME, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOO
LONG BEFORE SHE ARRIVED AND THEN WE STARTED OUR JOURNEY TO VI. I WAS SO
ENGROSSED IN THE DEVOTIONALS I WAS READING THAT I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE
NOTE OF WHAT THE DRIVER WAS DOING BUT I NOTICED FROM MY SIDE EYES THAT
HIS RIGHT HAND WAS ON HIS THIGH WHILE THE LEFT HAND WAS ON THE STEERING
WHEEL. IN MY MIND, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS JUST ITCHING BUT AFTER A LONG
WHILE I NOTICED THE RIGHT HAND WAS STILL ON HIS THIGH!! NNE, I WAS
FORCED TO LOOK AT WHAT HE WAS DOING ONLY FOR ME TO COME FACE-TO-FACE
WITH THIS MAN'S DICK!!!! AS IN, HIS PENIS WAS OUTSIDE AND HE WAS RUBBING
IT. HE RUBBED IT FROM JAKANDE AXIS THAT I SAW HIM DOING IT TILL I
ALIGHTED AT SANDFILL. I HAD TO TELL HIM (IN LOW TONES) TO PUT HIS DICK
BACK INSIDE HIS TROUSERS WHEN I WAS ABOUT COMING DOWN COS I WAS SO
EMBARRASSED FOR HIM KNOWING THAT HIS COLLEAGUE WAS COMING TO SIT AT THE
FRONT.
KINDLY FIND ATTACHED THIS PERVERT PICS. I HAD TO TAKE HIS PICS WHEN HE WAS PAYING FOR HIS TOLL AT THE TOLL GATE.
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Some of the reasons why accident just occur
If you've been there...you'll know it's a terrible addiction...Nigga is not a pervwhatever ,he needs help...
Wondérs shall never end! Pls lets b careful
Omgoodnesssss!
Buhahahaha! U sef, wetin ur eyes dey find 4 dia. No b devotional u dey read? *hian d tin sef small. I had 2 strain my eyes 2 see it. Lol
May be the guy get craw-craw for there. :D
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Hmmmmmm...potential rapist!
You didn't have to send in the photos. What is your point exactly?
You asked him to put his penis inside his trouser, yet you send a pic of his private part to LIB? Smh
You should have left him to show his colleague, after all, you were going to show libers anyways.
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Linda abeg i no fit laugh..
dis guy konji is beyound imagination
rubbish
c d idiot small dick
Word pervert does not even cut it.
Oh boy! Is that the height of the congy bikonu?
LOL WTF?!!!
crazy!!...lol
Why do I feel the need to take this account with a pinch of salt!!!!!!#twosidestoastory
Honestly, i can relate to this cos it has happened to me. I was in a public bus going from iyana-oba to iyana-ipaja, when the man beside me was doing the very same thing. I was very young then so you can imagine how traumatizing i felt. Smh
Some people are really sick. I can't deal biko. Linda take note!
Some people are really sick. I can't deal biko. Linda take note!
So much for reading devotional and taking pix of dick, y didn't u tell us de asked u help him rub it, mtzweeeeee
Hian!! orishirishi...Poster you are confirmed amebo oo, you even had to take pictures.
Eww
Perv of Africa....yakks
Hehehhe, a case of when your village people have sworn this dick will surely bring your downfall.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Lol na weting u dey find u see lol ,the guy wants to av fun with u na sign be dat
choi!
jezz very foolish man, this one will cal himself somebody's man, men are just d same, he prolly saw laps.
Rubbish some men are just useless
Lmao... Werey tin shey guy yi o... wanking while driving... hahahahaha be needs help!
Nah wah..serious pervert
Linda ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Adonbilivit!!!!!
*picks my jaw from the ground*
He thought you are those lady that sale their body
for money
This post is uncalled for.Highly inappropriate.Not funny!
Chioo wonderful world
Hahahahahahaha spiritual conji
the thing is even too small. Maybe he is sex starve
D guy was rubbing when he knew u were there? Which kain story be dis? Well, maybe dats why they are called perverts
Who you help now??? Yeye the smell. You take picture of his kporo and show the whole world, after u have finish giving him a BJ
Who you help now??? Yeye the smell. You take picture of his kporo and show the whole world, after u have finish giving him a BJ
Who you help now??? Yeye the smell. You take picture of his kporo and show the whole world, after u have finish giving him a BJ
Who you help now??? Yeye the smell. You take picture of his kporo and show the whole world, after u have finish giving him a BJ
Omg...disgusting
Dis perv shld get a life.so disgusting
Hmmm... Wonders shall never end! It's really bizarre...
This post is uncalled for Linda.Highly inappropriate.Cant even pick the theme of the story
Lol so funny. But my husband rub his from night till morning when he is sleeping. Men with their penis. But this guy took his own .to the other level
Nne swear say you no enjoy the sight of his dickie? And U dey imagine say e dey inside you. Lmao!
Linda cogitate
Lolllll....This is super hillarious...Kai!..Wat have we not seen in this life?...The man was only preventing himself from Congi
O my gawd. Wonders shall never end.
Why did you have to take his picture and send it to linda. Very wicked of you, you think the wife or family member from where this man came from this morning will not know he is the one. What is this with all this social media craze for crying out loud. All you should have done was walk away quietly after having told him to put back his instrument. Taking a picture and circulating is so so inappropriate and you Linda for posting shame on you!
Jezzz nawooo
Lib freak
Na wa ooh.... serz pervert!!!
What???????????
Gosh,some people are so bizzare.
Masturbating while driving?
Am speechless.
But the LIB reader who sent this out is ameboish.
Who's uncle is this? Hahahahaha some people are just so shameless. Even if agro catch you is it now wise to put the lives of your passengers at risk? Hian
Oh boy! Is that the height of the congy bikonu? Perv of the century!
My dear I belive oooo.... Na so one yeye man bring out em prick for inside keke one nite on my way bk 4rm wk dey rub am dey smile dey luk my face. And I sitdon for middle d oda lady no even knw wetin dey happen. And dat guy prick Waz very huge ooo... Was tempting to touch I must say. But I just remove eye Lyk sey I no even c wetin dey hapen sef. Lagos is a very funny place shaaa
cant fit shout
WTF!!!
Awwwww...maybe he has a health condition.
Shameless men!
Poster is obviously a fine babe. He decided to use her as a focus point for wanking.
That still doesn't make it right though. Hilarious story. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Dis LIB Super Story dat doesn't worth reading. In fact I wasted few minutes of my God given precious time to go thru dis meaningless story. Hiss!
U entered someone's car u don't know and he took u to where ur going and this is how u say ur thank u.ur an imbecile... If he likes he drives naked for all I care...did he put a gun to ur head to enter into his car.fcukin' Ahold.
Fake story: so the man allowed you to take pictures.
I mean Ooooops so funny
May be he has gonoherra? I will like to think it's itching him so badly. It's still weird.
Out of 10 people wearing suits, as in well dressed on the street, 3-4 are mentally sick.
Nawaoooo,wat could be d meaning of dis
U gave the man bj and took pictures and sent an email to Linda because he did not pay u well.oloshi
how come you took the pix without him knowing? ...and come to think of it; what type of devotional were you reading that you even considered taking the picture of another man's dick and post it...i believe you must have wear something that enticed the man. R...E...P...E...N...T OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF..why are u complaining??shebi nah u wan inter free ride na.
Its a pervasive and morally debased world
It was you and him enjoy the fantasy, what was d female @ d bak doing na limo d guy drive. Abeg park well. Crazy people
It was you and him enjoy the fantasy, what was d female @ d bak doing na limo d guy drive. Abeg park well. Crazy people
What?!
oh she never knew i will read this here, well thanks for not taking pic of my face. LINDA; ASK HER WHAT SHE WAS WEARING WHEN SHE ENTERED MY CAR?
A real Perv.
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Disgusting!!!
Sick people everywhere
hmm, na congy b dis 1 abi na watin
#Ise aye!!...and this man is heading to the office?....... na wa!
The guyis seriously sick....needs help
Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......
No wife at home.
Oh my...okbye.
Lwkmd...see pervert!
So from reading devotionals to taking picures if the man's pic. Some christian you are...
Shooooo…nne nawa o. wetin person no go hear sef.
So were is the dick now cause me I can't see anything abeg let's move to the next one..this is no news
..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
..JOSHSAYSO..LIB..FAN
na wa for the babe ooo. u go fear private vehicle lift now. eyes go dey see wetin he no suppose see
Kongi
Mennnnn see egg plant
I dont think you should upload the picture, without looking at the face the Wife/Collegues that have seen him today in that shirt and tie will recognized him. Please put it down
choi...konji of life...
I beg this one is what they call amebo.... this is how some people do miss helper sha.... ODE POSTER
choi.....konji of life..lol
maybe the lady's lap was too revealing.
Na him get prick, let him yank am jare.
hahahahahaha omo na wa oh! wetin man no go see again? conji too dey catch am
This guy is really sick. How could he possibly be doing that while on steering? Nawaaoooo
Pls visit www.alabekee.blogspot.com
He is driving and at the same time rubbing his dick!!! one day he will just wake up under third mainland bridge
This is incredible! I really lack what to say here.
Hahahaha.. thank your stars that he didn't force you to give him a blow job at gun point. That shit happens.
This man is just a stupid person nau, there are 100 of his type out there
Pervs everywhere.
YEEEEEE!!!!!
Real Perv!!!!!!!!!!
linda ikeji easy i no say u da feel d nigga
Jezzzz,lmao.
Lolz, make he go marry now. Weytin we no go c or hear 4 dis naija especially 4 lagos
Lolz, make he go marry now. Weytin we no go c or hear 4 dis naija especially 4 lagos
I'm speechless
Himm wonders they say shall never end,maybe the lady at back usually helps him,u come spoil show,
Pele waiting man Eye no go see sef.
Himm wonders they say shall never end,maybe the lady at back usually helps him,u come spoil show,
Pele waiting man Eye no go see sef.
D man don kolo
HOL
See him small penis sef,nawa fr d guy sef.... m sure is a married man. if u c any guy today wif dat type of cloth den datz d man.
Stuff happens life goes on.I remember sometimes last year i was in a class room preparing for an exam,a friend of mine came into the class telling me that their was this well dress guy outside the school gate where i was reading that once any female passes by he would signal the person and once you look he would show you his manhood.I dint believe i had to go and see for my self.I tell you till tomorrow i can't figure out what it was all about.
His dick, his car. Im for comot im tie sha...
hmmmm, na wa o
Himm wonders they say shall never end,maybe the lady at back usually helps him,u come spoil show,
Pele waiting man Eye no go see sef.
Himm wonders they say shall never end,maybe the lady at back usually helps him,u come spoil show,
Pele waiting man Eye no go see sef.
Senseless story. U can lie to Linda but not to me
Hope u didn't shake him before going into his car and after getting out of his car
Guess u also masturbate on daily basis
U are interested abt the height.......hoe
this na spiritual conji
This are the mad drivers that risk other people's lives.
Crazy people all over the place
Linda if this man loses his job, its all on you. not everything is meant for your blog and not every gist people send is meant for the world to see. this is not right. the lady is demented as well.
Well, it's a sexual disorder. It doesn't have anything to do with congi, kro kro or what so ever you choose to call it
WTH? This sounds stranger than fiction.
#TeamBlessed#
This really happened o, a friend of mine told us the exact same story at the office. Same car, same location, same style, i'm pretty sure it's the same guy. I wouldn't have believed her but she has a video of it! I've been begging her to send the video to Linda ikeji but she has church mind.
This is serious. May GOD help HIM
I learnt sometime ago on this blog that it is called a "Masturbabe".
Better than "Focal Point".
The story fiit be arrangi. Trust Naija abeg
THIS IS JUST BEING WICKED!!!.THAT IS A TOYOTA CAMRY AND U CANT TAKE A PIC LIKE THAT WITHOUT THE SAID GUY KNOWING.U TOOK THAT PIC FROM OUTSIDE AND THE GUY JUST MISTAKENLY HAD HIS ZIPPER DOWN UNKNOWINGLY!YOU SAT BESIDE ME IN ANODA VEHICLE NEXT TO THIS GREY CAMRY AND YOU TOOK THE PIC AND WE ALL LAFFD AND U SAID YOU WILL DELETE IT!BESIDES YOU ARE A GUY NOT ANY CHICK THE INNOCENT MAN LIFTED!!WHY THIS WONDERFUL STORY BRO????TO THE DETRIMENT OF THIS INNOCENT MAN??ITS WICKED AND MALISCIOUS!!!
I find this really hilarious, I'm certain his colleague give him BJ every morning. Honestly i didn't look at his mkpuruoka.
Guy man
Church mind my round behind. But she still recorded and snapped pictures. Too late for church mind
He is a voyeur ...gets excited when people watch him ..he must be very excited now ...seeing as we are all looking at his little d*
Serves him right ,maybe he won't do this shameful act next time
shebi na him prick???? allow him to rub it as he likes jor. no be say yhu Holy pass am. mtchewwwwww
Doris u jst exposed ur hubby to the whole world. Why nah hahahaha
If u knew u wanted to send dis to LIB why then did u tell him in low voice to put it in?cos it would have been better if the colleague saw it than the entire world,u are a prostitute that was why u could have the mind to send this.but am sure the guy needs help
Guess u are the person
I tot d bae said she was reading a devotional.... And she stee snap pishures..... Egbami!!!!
Lwkmd.... I wondered d same thing... Aswear!!!!! Na d pishure part cm taya me
Y can't u just get on the street and pull off her cloth and sleep wth her? Senseless idiot......people like u can sleep wth their daughters cos she wore sth revealing......no self control,nothing! that dick will take u to ur grave soon.
Guy,why would you call the babe a hoe??all these children wey dey use Internet dis days...Nna na wa
So Anon, if she was naked, does that mean you should wank in front of her? U are a goat. And madam devotional, see your life, using Jesus to tempt men up and down. And I'm sure you went to work looking the way you did, tempting your co-workers with your fat tights and high slit skirt and see-through bustier revealing shirt. Abeg park well madam. Someone needs to get back at you for this. Mr. man go and see a Doctor before this your shameless act gets out of hand. Some other woman will land you a dirty slap before even knowing you have a medical condition. Very disrespectful of you. Shameless goat.
That's called "flashing". He is flashing you girls. Folks do it all the time. In Nigeria, I don't know if it's intent is to be funny, but here, I find it funny. But of course you could go to jail for indecent exposure.
Henry Eze!! I ve warned u that ur comments annoys and irritates me on this blog. .this is ur last warning..next tym u write nonsense. .I will track ur IP and make sure I send a virus to detroy that phone or computer u r using to post rubbish here. Dont dare me!! Its wat I do.
Lol!!!! Akamu don full baba waist
And you wasted more time posting a comment. Yeye dey smell for your body.
I tire o..now all I have 2 do is get photos of ur husband dear Doris and send 2 LIB with d caption 'photos of a handsome young man who rubs his winkee 4rm nyt till morning'
Ooooooooooh my...!
D poster is a big fool I must say
Why will u post this shit wit concrete evidence?
And he eventually helped u
Infact u are callous and u ar not worthy to b house wife
Idiot.
No wife at home, please Linda help him by marry him, Biko.
Eeew!!! Gross
This story doesn't add up. what happened here was that the guy forgot to zip up. first, nothing was said about his being erect at any point and the pictures do not suggest he was erect. secondly, it is "not sweet" to rub your penis when it is not erect. In fact, it is irritating. I am a guy and I have taken blow jobs in the car before, so I know what I am talking about. Thirdly, the guy will not be stupid enough to continue to expose his dick knowing his colleague was coming to the front seat. Finally, it will be difficult to snap thos pictures at those angles if you are seating beside a driver in a toyota corolla or camry. it is very likely those pictures were taken from the outside.
The guy is wrong we all know but why post his pixs? Maybe na you even seduce the guy sef wey d guy jeje respect himself just wank himself b4 u shout rape. Its possible you gave him the hand job and just wanted to ridicule him by posting pixs you took when he wasn't looking. You also didn't show us what u wore inside his car yet you judge the guy? Pls swear that you have never masturbated and you don't masturbate till now. Stop playing saint abeg.
Hehehehe @ Keji
Lmao...m speechless
Idiot, even if she wore something revealing, must you behave the way you did? if i were your employer, i will fire you immediately. You are very irresponsible.
Pervs stick their necks out 4 fellow pervs
@ anon, don't mind the retard. Henry, ur stupidity knows no bound. I guess u've been surrounded by hoes all ur pathetic life.
That awkward moment someone recognises the car, shirt and tie as their fathers
its a fake story Jare. u come come get time snap.
@ anon, don't mind the retard. Henry, ur stupidity knows no bound. I guess u've been surrounded by hoes all ur pathetic life.
cock and bull stori. we waited for his friend who that paragraph called "her".. then in the end when "he" paid for his fare...Linda u too gullible .
U sound so pained. U need help too like d man
Foolish man! Is dat wat u'd say in ur defense?.If u lik gaan rape ur fmale children wenever u c them naked! Anuofia!! He-goat!! Bastard!!
WTF. This guy is a pervert. Chronic one at that. Why didn't u show his face na.
sh*t!!!!!!!!!
lmao I agree.
Henry looks like a sex offende
I mean look at the guys face.
Unattractive to say the least.
Strange stories everywhere..... more to come.
God help us
This is funny....
I think there's more to this post.
Chaiiiiiii, orisirisi
It's true, i've come accros somfin like dis too here in secretariate... the car owner parked on one side of d rood, so I piped to ask if he was going to ikeja, cos mostly it private cars dat plys dst asix, immediately I peeped I saw it standing... I had to straighten my head n keep moving.
Thats why some people dont like rendering help... d lady is an idiot.... after all he didn't talk nor harassed her in anyway... so what d FUCK?
Linda na wa ooo, dey is God ooo he seriously need d help of God
you take his picture while sitting beside him yet he didn't know.....and you were reading your daily devotional and still took a shot...My dear ask for forgiveness...I think you are a mini pervert!!!
In as much as i dont condole what this man has done and the embarrassing impression others may have that this is a trend with some men or most men, may i just say could it be possible the guy's dick was on fire from an STD or something? or whatever?
If so and not like he collected fare money from the lady, he shouldn't have accommodated anyone and just sat alone, infact without trousers if he want in his car and get to work without harassing others and embarrassing himself in the process.
or possibly the colleague na him early morning breakfast on a daily basis on their way to work and he was preping for her....lol risky and idiotic regardless
#justsaying
Na why I de y vex for linda be this sometimes, make we ce the man prick but una shade am off... things like this we suppose dey expose dem. Them for snap the man face too.. God forbid the man go carry the sister or cousin of the person wey send this info! Na finger dem go dey bite. If na body wey bomb scatter una go upload all clear and sharp for blog readers to see.
Anyway hope he washed his hands when he got to his destination. If your husband or colleague wore this shirt and tie today please have words with him. He cant go about pervin on people. Sick fuck wit little dickie.
So??? Is that why you will be rubbing this "Toothpick" dick in the presence of a stranger? You need deliverance man dem dey follow you from village. *the dick is not even appealing to the eyes.
Just so you know mr poster, this is so uncool. How can u do a nigga like this? He helped you and this is how you pay him? If you are looking for a story to tell so bad why don't you push one of your siblings down the bridge and write about it? This is not cool.. that is not how you repay a strangers help. Be wise. If some else did this to u, u wont like it. Its so unfair.
Madam, the theme is: Dick on patrol.
Hope you also don't need help with subject matter?
The only shame is that a full grown man with an 'instrument' that looks like a toy should be doing this.
Come on......This is the height of it.....disgusting post...kids will see this crap.
This is the kind of guy you warn your kids about in the neighborhood..Like, 'Stay away from broda kunle,You hear?' LOOOL!
Dis same person sent this same thing to SDK blog. Oga oo
Cudnt he just hand job himself at hme n jerk off instead of doin it infront of strangers.or,mayb d colleque had a role to play.
Ur story makes more sense to me
U sound so pained. U need help too like d man
This thing happened to me inside a train in washingtondc.the red line train to shadygrove.i was to stop at Rockville and that's about the second to d last stop so few people on the train.the black guy came and sat opposite me and faced the phone directly to me of an erect penis.and a man masturbating.i was so afraid cause we were about 3 women left on that particular couch.i had to run to the door of the train and couldn't wait for the next stop.
@ anon 2:56, please also track royal priesthood's own and destroy by fire. No one posts more rubbish than that man abi na woman. I don't even know...
Anon 2:56 chop better shit...there......... If u sabi track like that wetin u still they do for Nigeria.....bastard
You gotta be kidding me......lol
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