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Tuesday, 7 July 2015

WT..? Biko parents, would you let your children read this book?

Apparently, this book is meant for children to explain to them how reproduction works. If I had a child, I don't think I'd let them read this. But see after the cut and tell us if you think it's appropriate or not...


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199 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lmao, Beht y?

Eze said...

Lmao..........this shit just cracked me up.......but its best they know it at an early age

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo,

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

It depends on d age n level of maturity of d child. Once my child is 10, he or she would know cos I will tell

Anonymous said...

Biko Linda... Are you for real. This book is definitely not meant for children

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...d eggplant no be am at all...a NO for kids to read

Eze said...

Lmao..........this shit just cracked me up.......but its best they know it at an early age............bcos when i was Lil i tot babes came from the ass

Eze said...

Lmao..........this shit just cracked me up.......but its best they know it at an early age............bcos when i was Lil i tot babes came from the ass

Anonymous said...

I believe there are more subtle and 'not-too-blunt" ways to teach children about reproduction. But this? Come on!

Anonymous said...

Ooh no Oooh noo

Anonymous said...

Aiye ti dori kodo .* This wold has turned upside down.

Unknown said...

God forbid bad thing. It's grossly inappropriate. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

God forbid bad thing. It's grossly inappropriate. Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Aiye ti dori kodo .* This wold has turned upside down.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

It depends on d age n level of maturity of d child. Once my child is 10, he or she would know cos I will tell

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo. Choi

Unknown said...

NOOOOOOO...Too deep.........Not at all...
Children read and den practice.....Its a NO


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

Unknown said...

Na wa

Toronto Finest said...

Nothing bad. Its sex education. Biko!

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko...

Anonymous said...

this is sick wtf

Unknown said...

Buhahahaha laugh wan kill me die! Choi

Unknown said...

Definitely it's not appropriate@dis stage for them...Mostly@their tender age bcos wht they tak in@dis stage goes a long way to either form or deform them. @Adult stage wil b far better to know abt dis tins.

Unknown said...

Nay.This is not good for children.

gossip girl said...

What the fuck is this??? Who made this book?

Unknown said...

Ewo..naah

Unknown said...

No way, I wl never allow my child 2 go near such useless book

Anonymous said...

What da F...k!!!! ( Itaman say so)

dudette said...

Lol....this is to detailed now

Unknown said...

Lol
The world is changing

Unknown said...

What the hell? No way! Children will want to try it, you know how adventures they can be. Not good for kids.

Wapgeek said...

Cool

Wapgeek said...

Cool nice one

Unknown said...

What the hell? No way! Children will want to try it, you know how adventures they can be. Not good for kids.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa..... Abeg my "comment" will be visible after approval

Unknown said...

God forbid my kids will read such

Anonymous said...

Chinekeeee, you call this children book?

ary said...

HTC is this for kids?! This is inappropriate on so many levels. LOLZ

Bishop Dammy said...

Oh no what is the world turning into now??? James 1;7

Anonymous said...

What is this?


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Obidiyakool said...

God forbid never.

Unknown said...

What? No way,this will corrupt my kids,God forbid

Anonymous said...

the writer actually serious!!!

seyi crown said...

What! Are u kidding me...

Unknown said...

Dis is d most stupid book I have ever seen in ma life

Unknown said...

Dis is d most stupid book I have ever seen in ma life

jasmine said...

Funny but true

Anonymous said...

What de f***
Not at all
Dis is crazy
#oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Anonymous said...

What de f***
Not at all
Dis is crazy
#oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Ewwwwww! Nooo! Way.
The person that produced such was just being mischievous. It shouldn't be seen near kids.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

I'm crayen. :'''''(

Anonymous said...

Kind of funny but at least kids from 15yrs and above can read it, bcos in dis generation now, children from 5years know things about sex, most of the children in primary school have boyfriend, hardly you see virgin among them, we live in a corrupt world

amoo curly said...

Lol..this is hilarious

Anonymous said...

I can imagine that this book is for older children, like 13, 14, 15, 16. When my child is that age I will look for the book. It's good for sex education. If you don't teach your kids these things they will still learn other ways. Hopefully not through experience.

Anonymous said...

Kind of funny but at least kids from 15yrs and above can read it, bcos in dis generation now, children from 5years know things about sex, most of the children in primary school have boyfriend, hardly you see virgin among them, we live in a corrupt world

Anonymous said...

Kind of funny but at least kids from 15yrs and above can read it, bcos in dis generation now, children from 5years know things about sex, most of the children in primary school have boyfriend, hardly you see virgin among them, we live in a corrupt world

Unknown said...

Nigeria is ma country

Okedu said...

WTF is this? who wrote this crap?!!

Unknown said...

Nigeria is ma country

mira cookie said...

Dafuq!

Unknown said...

Abomination

Anonymous said...

Why not? At the right age, children need to be taught sex education. As soon as my children hit puberty, I will teach them.

Anonymous said...

Loooooooooool . PORN tins . Loooooooooool

Anonymous said...

lmaooo God forbid haba even porn is not that explicit ....................oyibo craze

Anonymous said...

Linda, please don't corrupt me. I am still a virgin.

Dove said...

Heiiiii! Mbanu! Heiiiiii!!! Warris is all dis!?!?! Js negodu. #EndTimeTinz

Anonymous said...

Lmfao @ d spanner and hammer in d doctor's hand...Na wah ooo,

Unknown said...

Haba, that's too much information for a child now. Just imagine the explicit images. I sure would not allow my child to read this!



#TeamBlessed#

PhiPhi said...

This book is porn disguised as education. This is information overload and too explicit. I understand the reasoning behind making an educstional material like this but, i feel, it would only incite kids to experiment. In my opinion, I feel only a quack who has little experience with kids wrote this book. Don't even get me started on the writer's language. Were i given this book when i was little, the only thing that would be the pictures, the words would bore me. Hmmmm. . .this book should be BANNED!

Anonymous said...

waaat??? wrot write this book abeg?


#blabbermouth

Anonymous said...

waaat??? wrot write this book abeg?


#blabbermouth

Unknown said...

Lol d 7th pic though!
Nawa oh for world we're living in.

Samuel Elizabeth said...

Wat nonesense. D producer of dis book is practically telling our kids to watch porn. There is no difference. D so called Holm shud of explained by text witout d pictures. Tink dis person shud b arrested. #MyOpinionAnyway

Unknown said...

Omg .. this is hardcore

Anonymous said...

Too raw for children!

gentle said...

Judging from the drawings...its for 5-7 year old kids. This kind of information is absolutely unnecessary for them at that age. Kids are also super inquisitive at that age, and they are not mature enough to handle whatever information their inquisitiveness gets them, so this book a is a no go area for my kids.

Unknown said...

Even though it's inevitable in life. But naaah dis is too much 4 children to handle.

Anonymous said...

Sick book

Unknown said...

This is crazy

Anonymous said...

This people are really really crazy. No way

Anonymous said...

God forbid...........Dis is just crazy.

Unknown said...

Nope i wouldnt. Its too graphic jhor. Buh its funny as hell hehe

Ahmadu Bello said...

The baby coming out of the VJ is hilarious!

Unknown said...

Very disgusting....this is bad n so wrong...they shd arrest d author. What nonsense

Unknown said...

Hahaha d pics r sha hillaruous lol.d baby coming out hehehe.no i wont allow o

Anonymous said...

That's so cooool!.... 😁

Unknown said...

Ewwwwwwww

Unknown said...

Its biology lesson...we all went thru that road....I'm not a parent yet though.

Anonymous said...

why not? All this hypocrisy is what makes them to explore on their own and end up in bad situations

Unknown said...

Hell NO

Unknown said...

Hell no...wat d f

Unknown said...

Yes I would let them read it. I read it in secondary school some 30years ago and it was quite helpful.

Unknown said...

Yes I would let them read it. I read it in secondary school some 30years ago and it was quite helpful.

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmmmmm na wa ooooo

D.ADEMOLA said...

HELL NO!!!!

Unknown said...

Lol....old news tho.

Anonymous said...

WTF!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF!!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF.....this is child abuse...is so wrong why should they even do a book like this...nawa ooo

Unknown said...

Never. How can I be so stupid to buy dz kind of book for my child.. I can't laiai

Anonymous said...

Porno book.

Anonymous said...

Lol that's too much info for a kid!...
-isha

ujunwa said...

Very funny

MicahJnr said...

Tufiakwa

deardamsel said...

This is ridiculous! for children? that's too gory and vivid and too much info for children! m sorry for whoever allow their children to see ds... mtschew

Ada lolo said...

Laugh wan kill me@ Linda. The book sef make me shame small.

Unknown said...

Absolutely not

Rx Mams said...

Very inappropriate. Kids shudnt be allowed 2 read this.

Unknown said...

I read the book in secondary school and it was very helpful. It's ok. I'm looking for it sef to give my kids.

Unknown said...

No way I cnt let ma child read dis


Lib freak

Unknown said...

WTF!!! That book should be blacklisted. It's equivalent to porn magazine.

Anonymous said...

Is this a joke or what?

Anonymous said...

God forbid...whoever wrote this should be sued haba!

Anonymous said...

I will.....Yes I will with guardiance.......someone needs to let kids know these things

Anonymous said...

notice d the term 'father and mother'not boyfriend and girlfriend meaning they are telling kids they have 2 get married b4 having sex. wish i saw dis book wen i was a kid

Anonymous said...

Never. This is sick

Mzz_Mary said...

Lmao
Never

Innocentia Annie said...

Reproduction biology
This one sure pass Modern biology
topic reproduction lol
This one should be 18+ though

george odili said...

WTF!, dis is outright bullshit.

george odili said...

WTF, this is outright bullshit.

Mma Efa said...

Hahahhahahahahahahhahahhah.....ehoiii

Unknown said...

Comic version of sex education. Lol am undecided really.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Linda for assisting with the promotional for putting it up on your blog page.

Unknown said...

tufia kwa

Lewis said...

My pikin no fit near stuff ike diz

lovelyn said...

Haba na, this is too much for kids.hell no won't let my kids read biko

Unknown said...

Uchu gbakwa ajo ihe....

Unknown said...

It depends on the age of the children, but its too raw.

M@xi|us said...

Very interesting! Anyways, I think it should be taught to children from maybe 10, 11 years up. It tends to simplify the question, "How are babies form?"

Unknown said...

Not gud for children at all

Unknown said...

Wtf is dis???

Olayemi said...

Hmmm,these is absurd

Nicole said...

Lmfao! The 14th and 15th pictures are hilarious ! If only babies pushed themselves out of the uterus ! This book should be for adults instead. Kids may decide to act out what they've learned .

Anonymous said...

No no no!!!

Anonymous said...

This is serious#lol

Unknown said...

hell no,,how can this kind of book with soo much details be for a child..i won't allow my kid to read such books,there is appropriate age for everything.

mimz said...

Hell no!

Anonymous said...

This is full of crap! It's only going to worsen the mindset of the poor innocent kids.. It's a no no for me... Very ridiculous

Guineacar said...

Never never never.. absurd. Ewwww!!!! Fuck it

Anonymous said...

I found dis very funny.kidz cnt read dis at all

Unknown said...

Kids don't nid to knw evry tin. So I see no nid fr dis stuf.. wen dy re grown dy wl be tot biology

Anonymous said...

Adaobi, shut up your toto there. What do you mean by it is too raw? Are you a virgin? Plenty prick never enter your toto before?

Unknown said...

Hell no! Reproduction is meant to be taught from secondary school and into much details from senior secondary schools. Its just too early..Oghenee!!!
That was how my lil cousin of 5yrs was narrating d story of sambisa forest and chibok girls their teacher told them.

Anonymous said...

A little too graphic for even me and I'm grown. LoL

DeeD25 said...

What rubbish! is this supposed to be child porn or what?

Anonymous said...

Omg.... This is porn

Anonymous said...

It is never too early for children to learn!

miss cute said...

This is very funny. Couldn't help but laugh. Give my children ke. Not a good idea. Author take note, and Linda, thanks for helping them market it.

Anonymous said...

Sex education at its easiest! Chai! So explicit!

Unknown said...

+18

Anonymous said...

I just got turned on by these pictures

Unknown said...

Lotta psychotic Authors out there.

Anonymous said...

I just got turned on by these pictures

Anonymous said...

Omo dis one too advance for children nah....Federal cum state ministry of education should ban it use for pupils between pry1-jss 2...

Anonymous said...

Disgusting

Juleslouis said...

Oh! Whoever wrote this book is crazy. What's wrong with d world? What's a child's business with how a baby is made sef

Unknown said...

this is explicit!

Unknown said...

This should b for adult oo not kids cos kids dis days r somefin else

Unknown said...

Dz s a no 4 kids

Anonymous said...

Chineke!!!!!! I just kept shouting while viewing the pictures. Mbanu this is too much information for kids na. This should be a form of sex education for teens and it should be as a module when each of them will be asked to take care of a newborn doll for two months. This will be geared to discourage sex before marriage.

Omotayo said...

The reader the writer is targeting is wrong...

Unknown said...

No way bcos it not appropriate for children bcos they learn faster@their tender age.

Unknown said...

Hell to the no mbok! What kinda illustrations are those?

Unknown said...

If this is true..... Then we are In trouble

Unknown said...

Hell to the no mbok! What kinda illustrations are those?

Unknown said...

Funny.#LINDANEWBE #

Anonymous said...

They want to corrupt my children....stupid people!.....Linda talking abt babies I can give u one....My eggplant na die...BT I hope ur punani is not as wide as a well o...i like it tite...*rotfl*

Unknown said...

Nonsense... *in Honourable Patrick's voice*

OKORO UPGRADED**

MATAYAZ said...

I just learnt from dis book,those of us wey never tear eye since our eyes don open.lets go get those gals pregnant y'all..com on!

Anonymous said...

Hello Toronto idiot, can see your white man oga isn't in town that's why u had to sneak out to comment. Slave to sorry ass old white fools in Canada. Yea i know you like that. Don't make me open your yansh here. Houseboy

Anonymous said...

Will never allow my kids to read such book.

Anonymous said...

Lol hahaha nonsense in Justice Esiris voice! Anitaz says so! Hi pretty Linda.

PATALEX said...

THIS IS JUST ABSOLUTE WICKEDNESS ON THE PART OF OUR GENERATION, I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR OUR GENERATION, ALL I SEE IS MADNESS. THINGS LIKE THIS SCARE ME FROM BRINGING ANY CHILD TO THIS WORLD, THIS IS SIMPLY STUPID AND WICKED.

Anonymous said...

Loool what the heck!!?? This is traumatizing even for me!

Anonymous said...

Alot has been said. But please lets think about it. I was thought sex education by my mum at age 10. So il imagine that at age 10 il teach my kids same but at age 13 knowing that biology wld teach them same in schools, i can give them this book. Hope itl scare them n mk them abstain...heehhe

Anonymous said...

Ask your own self who was not taught in this way if at all you finally escaped fornication and even adultery simply bcos of bring a total illiterate in proper sexuality education and upbring...all shouting yet no change or solution... H for Hypocrites!!!

Anonymous said...

this is a very old children book.. i m married nw, but i read this book when i was eight years old.. i then showed alot of my friends in school. we really had fun with it then. As a kid, it revealed alot 2 me.. i think it is recommended for all kids, but it should be viewed under parental guide. I watched the whole pics, but i was never promiscuous till i got married ...

COF said...

Sexual mind control.the next thing is to tell them its OK to have mutual sex wit a partner out of wedlock..next we have single mothers and single dads...next child grows to think its OK to do wat mummy and daddy did and circle continues which undermines the sanctity of marriage and promotes promiscuity

Anonymous said...

Seconded. Well thought out response

Unknown said...

Hell No!!!... I'll rather prefer them to play the dumb Kim karTrashian game than reading this..🙈

Anonymous said...

Why r u so jealous of finest now?listen to ur self....he is in Canada and u r in Nigeria,can't u c d diff?anyways it shows how u wish to be in his shoes..go get a life bro or u be babe...c me c jealous people..houseboy is better than a rogue like u

Anonymous said...

My boo on point!

Unknown said...

This is inappropriate !!! Hell No!!! There are better ways to do this.........
Iranu #phyno's voice..

Estellarchive said...

This book is very very inappropriate for a child biko, but if it most be published, the pictures should be excluded. I wont allow my child to see such horrific pics.

Unknown said...

The author is mad o

Pepboy said...

THE EARLIER THEY ARE INFORMED THE BETTER IT IS, I'LL LET THEM READ IT ONLY WHEN I'M THERE TO FURTHER EXPLAIN THINGS TO THEM IN A MATURED SENSE, BUT ONLY FOR CHILDREN ABOVE 15YEARS

Anonymous said...

Bloody!!! Even as old as I am, I won't read the bk.
~D great anonymous!

Chichi said...

Nah. This is not appropriate for kids.

queensly said...

hmmmmm, cnt allow it oooo

Anonymous said...

this is crazy... hw can a child read that book?

Anonymous said...

what if we use that time to teach them Use of English and mathematics?. of what need is that kind of knowledge at an early stage.

Unknown said...

Maxwell was a handsome 6'4 hunk with 6 packs. He used to feel like he was a gift to the world but on this day he was crying like a baby, he couldn't let people know he was crying so he hid his eyes behind some wayfarers Rayban sunglasses.
He had devoted the last 6 years to building a career in body fitness, he had given the company the best years of his life, he had no friends and no hobbies; all his life revolved around the gym.
Yet on this day, he was fired without ceremony. He felt so used; he felt like a tissue paper that had achieved it's purpose. No farewell messages or gifts, just a curt "you are fired!" He knew he could get a job anywhere, it was the sheer cruelty of the act that broke him.
He was accused of flirting with one of the married women at the gym and nobody bothered to hear his explanation.
He made up his mind to never work for anybody again. Maxwell started his body fitness centre in his living room and in the space of 6 months, he became the most sought after personal trainer in the country. All the celebrities wanted him to work with them. He looked at his life over 6 months ago and he began to thank God that he was fired.
Sometimes in life, we go through challenges we don't understand, we are lied against and punished for what we don't know anything about. It is a painful experience.
If you are going through that kind of situation right now, I want you to take solace in Romans 8:28 (NIV) And we know that God causes everything to work together for the good of those who love God and are called according to his purpose for them.
You may not understand what you are going through but God does! Trust Him to sort you out. This scripture says God ‪#‎causes ‪#‎everything to work for the good of those who ‪#‎love God. It's in your times of challenges that you should love God more, don't spend time plotting revenge or having a pity party. Move closer to God and He will bring a message out of that mess and turn that test into a testimony.
This is not the end of your life, this is your beginning, your best days are ahead of you. Raise your head up high and walk with your shoulders tall, you have made it this far, don't quit, you are last man standing, you will win!
‪#‎ThankYouJesus
‪#‎Thank ‪#‎you for reading, I love you! Please make sure you share this Gospel of Jesus Christ so that others can be blessed just like you have been blessed. Follow @walejana on Twitter and Instagram

Jesus is Lord. Shalom

Anonymous said...

I need this book so that when my girls get to 10, I will hand it to them to read. So, she knows from the word 'go' that if you want to have a baby, this is what you do. Every sensible child wouldn't want to have a baby. So will avoid the whole situation stated therein. The author says 'father' and 'mother' not 'boy' and 'girl'. Where can I buy this book? #melikeit

Anonymous said...

The illustration is not that bad!!.

dharmmy said...

Ode, 1975

Anonymous said...

Hell no!

Anonymous said...

Dont judge a book by its cover. Read it first before decicing

KWEEN said...

What else Is there to read? The whole text is right up there. And this may rouse the children's curiosity even more. They may want to see the real deal. I won't let my kids read this. If they ask me how babies are made, i'll simply say God puts a baby together bit by bit inside me and after 9 months, God delivered the baby to me as a precious gift. When they're old enough, the truth will sink in. Lol

Unknown said...

NO

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