Monday, August 26, 2013

Dear Simon Cowell, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife

The multi millionaire music exec and X-Factor judge was photographed kissing his pregnant married lover, Lauren Silverman, on the deck of his yacht in the South of France over the weekend. Lauren is still legally married to Simon's good friend, real property millionaire Andrew Silverman, though they are said to have reached a divorce agreement. More photos after the cut...



111 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol, his hand in d 3rd pix though

Yemmy....

MY TURN said...

na wa oooo.

Anonymous said...

1st to comment ya'll

Anonymous said...

Linda na ur business bi that wetin concern oyinbo with that

Anonymous said...

Simon Cowell..........sharp man

Anonymous said...

Useless cultists

Anonymous said...

Are u high? Or anoda secret crush?

Anonymous said...

It is what it is mehn ..Life is what we make of it ..the chic might have been the one making advances sef ..

chioms said...

tinz are harpening

anonymous said...

Really, wow.

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

Linda, you could be misleading to some degree, doesn't this statement... "though they are said to have reached a divorce agreement" contradict the fact that you claim Simon out of line? He isn't forcing the lady so its a mutual thing, let the lovebirds fly along!

JAYISM said...

Thank you Linda.. You've said it all.. This is treachery at the highest level.What's this world even coming too. Not even one person has been bold enough to criticize these jackasses. What a shame

orodihun said...

This is sad on so many levels. I remember a picture of all four of them on a yatch as well like last year or so. Each person with their significant other and they all seemed so happy... not knowing Simon and the neighbors wife were secretly scoping each other out. This world is so crazy

Floil Falcon said...

tomow ul hear he is gay.
crazy white life.

Floil Falcon said...

tomow ul hear he is gay.
crazy white life.

timi da uyi said...

Jesus is Lord

TobiNigeria said...

simon doesn't care so why should I even be bothered!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm

Mich said...

Yatch.
South of France.
That's all I've to say!

Anonymous said...

BTW She is not married anymore. she is divorced now!

Anonymous said...

Lol.He has already coverted his neighbour's wife. C as dem b sef, stupid pple. Mtsheeeeeeew

jessica morphy said...

Linda so u tink dis pple go 2 church? Or read bible,u hav said ur own and he is doin his own and by d way good 4 dem.

veralu said...

Love is strange but swit

Queeneth london said...

Old gist and linda she aint married no more! Stuffs like dis happen everyday! Poor ex hubby heartbroken #sobs.... Pls pass

Anonymous said...

does it mean he is in love with a pregnant woman and by the way who is she pregnant for? simon or Andrew?

Anonymous said...

Well..she's gonna divorce ha husband..so whatever makes ha happy...or him happy!

Anonymous said...

Odiegwu! Look at wrinkled Simon oh! Money is good for attracting whores.

Anonymous said...

Linda are u serious? U r so ate with this story its almost pathetic

Anonymous said...

Badt Sharp Guy. #thatsall

Anonymous said...

Simon, I just hate u. U disguist me.

Anonymous said...

There should be a legal punishment for this shit!

Anonymous said...

Tell him

Anonymous said...

Heya,these pple $ divorce sha,if it's in naija na I'm sure dey must av killed each oda spiritually,bt anyways God has d final say.Laidae

Anonymous said...

Money is a terrible disease!

jonpinjeff said...

It's more like don't covet thy friend's whore

Anonymous said...

See him mosquito net legs yeeeee. Kai thank The Lord for trouser coz some guys eh!!!!! And such guys are quick to say ladies are worgly. Lol

Anonymous said...

Totally agree wit u Jonpinjeff,big time whore hw cld she? Dis old ugly looking man rubbish,linda post ma comment oooo,besides whr is PC heheheheheeh,mk he come bla bla bla bla small

Anonymous said...

forget every every, this babe is fine, am not even seeing her sins, am just seeing her beauty, am in-love with her already. i love her as much as i love kim

Anonymous said...

Olowo gbayawo ole, ole wa nse laila ilala o. Linda both Andrew and Lauren have sign their divorce paper they are now ex. My advice for the men pls and plsssss shower ur wife with love and care let her feel secure and not empty, most especially when you get to holy of holy bring out the woman in her, I mean fuck her well and she will forever adore u, if these three things are lacking just prepare to see her in d arms of another man. Libers I have said my own if u like insult me I don't care.

Anonymous said...

Money will get you anything

Psychotic bitch said...

Dickhead

Anonymous said...

this woman go gum simon die because he is very wealthy and generous to a fault

HATERS-SLAYER said...

lol! Friends whore.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

What ever rocks their boat.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

When u have a lot of money I guess u can buy anything in d world. Even your best friend's wife.

Anonymous said...

It won't last!

pixiedust said...

Yeah u are right...she is a fucking gold gigger.

Anonymous said...

What if her husband cheated on her with her friend, maybe she is just paying him back in his own way. There is always two sides to a story. A woman would only do this if she was really wronged n shes been cheated beyond repair. He must have known her husband was a jerk to take her n show her a better life.

Izekor ikponmwosa said...

Whores gon'be whores....can't blame her.#damoneyisthemotive#Don't allow your wife or girlfriend get close to your friends#lessonlearnt#smh#.

Anonymous said...

Its all abt d moni....wldnt b surpriced if its all planned to many moni off of Simon...

Anonymous said...

I shall not marry a broke ass man...i want a ready made man. i dont mind d age

Anonymous said...

Abeg her husband messed up, some men are heartless sha, u have no idea what some women go thru in their marriage. Maybe Simon saved her. Men are known to cheat in their wives with her friends, so why shouldn't she return the favour?

VickyDarl Dating Blog said...

fornication

Anonymous said...

Walking away

Anonymous said...

For a woman to do this, the husband messed up big time. No matter how wonderful a wife is, useless husbands still manage to have a reason to sleep with her friend, but when a woman does it, her man messed up. Probably slept with all her friends n impregnated some in the process. Leave her alone Abeg

Anonymous said...

It won't last.

Anonymous said...

Nigerians hate women sha, they don't want to look at it from a fair point. Hmmmm

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patalex said...

Thanks dear. I usually don't say negative things about people's personal lives. But in this case I totally agree with you.

Anonymous said...

White people are crazy, her husband is a millionaire too. Obviously money is not the motive here.

Anonymous said...

Y d atttack on her? Y not him? Women are always to be blamed.. I tot simon was busier than d realtor? Whr did he hv d affair wit her?? Hot tho..

Anonymous said...

Two shameless jerks who deserve each other. You can be sure that beneath all that lovey-dovey kissing, they are still scheming about how to out-scheme themselves...

kent said...

SICK

Hrm paul ojeih said...

Linda the whites dont send church going or religion dey do wat dey want to do if its the black man he is going to have his conscience pricking him but oyibo no send God or church or even the ten commandment see cow dey enjoy anoda man wife but the truth is dey will all be judged let them wait it is coming dey will get it perverted people

YUCEE said...

Dis is a whole new level of 'i dont care wat u think.'

Anonymous said...

God abeg oooo chai!! What is this world turning to?

Anonymous said...

Olowo gbayawo ole, ole wa nse laila ilala o. Linda both Andrew and Lauren have sign their divorce paper they are now ex. My advice for the men pls and plsssss shower ur wife with love and care let her feel secure and not empty, most especially when you get to holy of holy bring out the woman in her, I mean fuck her well and she will forever adore u, if these three things are lacking just prepare to see her in d arms of another man. Libers I have said my own if u like insult me I don't care.

Anonymous said...

End time, what will a married woman be looking for in another man,to think that he is her husband's friend? what will a chronic bachelor like Simon be looking for in another man's wife of all the beautiful single women all over the place? The devil is having fun destroying people with sexual immorality.And the two shameless people are busy parading themselves all over the place....Jesus wept!Holy God have mercy on us and deliver us pleaseeee

Jbankz said...

Love can mak u do finz sha,if nt y na em frd wife em tak?una no weda d oda man don de treat em wife bad nd simon has alwayz bin dia?mak una no judge dem.sumfin leadz τ̲̅ȍ anoda so hear frm evrybodi frst.

Anonymous said...

Cos things fall inside the holes and not the other way round.

Apple said...

Never knew Simeon could do a thing like this! Don't people know the meaning of friendship ?

oh baby said...

@ anonymous 4:38. Pls I can't laugh cos u r crackin ma ribs here oooo

Eve Onana said...

Abeg I want make that disease infect me o, make e no get cure sef.

Yemmie Oscar said...

Every single instance of a friend's insincerity increases our dependence on the efficacy of money.

Eve Onana said...

Maybe he's a stingy one.

Eve Onana said...

Abeg u don marry? Cos I want u to marry me and give me all dis tinz. (I.e if u're male o)

Eve Onana said...

Abeg I want make that disease infect me o, make e no get cure sef.

Anonymous said...

Well just may be her ex did nt treat her right and Simon made her feel like a woman again. She is divorced abeg leave her alone, stop call her a whore cos her ex might have being the dog fucking around

Anonymous said...

I tire o, besides the woman is divorced now so she can be with whoever she wants to be with.Thank God she is not a Nigerian,you guys are just so filled with hate kai!

Anonymous said...

She is divorced o! Do a proper research and don't misinform your readers.

Anonymous said...

With my own personal experience and stories i've read and heard of late, i doubt there is any real meaning to friendship, i guess its just a figure of speech...I am just so angry..oh not angry i am sad...

Anonymous said...

Lol at "holy of holy". Good advice cos I can't resist a loving, caring and considerate man. Thank God my hubby has all these and much more so I am not tempted to look at my toasters who have being sent by the devil to drag me in to infidelity

Anonymous said...

My ex fiance couldnt keep his eyes off my friends, alept with two of them, lied to me constantly, never involved me in outings neither did he claim me before others. His bestfriend taught I deserved better! I am happily married to my ex fiance's bestfriend, its been 12yrs of marital bliss nd I wouldnt change it for the world. My husband saw my ex was a terrible man to me

Eze Chukwumereze said...

Shameful! Adultery in public glare, with all his enormous wealth you mean he can't get single beautiful women around??

Anonymous said...

hehehehe! best friend's wife indeed

deborah bose said...

Hahahaha money good ooooo

Anonymous said...

He is a billionaire... No Naira o....dollars...pls, come and covet me.

Anonymous said...

I don't think its money though cos her ex is a millionaire too.

dayo said...

Simon of course is givin her tornado tongue and hurricane finger..Plus we all know wat the magic stick can do...

Oluwabobby said...

Gobestic!!!

Anonymous said...

Them no dey fear ni???

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:17 shout yo dumb ass up! Guys lyk u dat v ly2 or no regard 4 women! Disgusting illustration.

Anonymous said...

She is divorced o! Do a proper research and don't misinform your readers.

Anonymous said...

Money is not the motive here, her husband is a millionaire too. I guess her husband isn't romantic and has a small penis

Anonymous said...

Well nothing lasts forever
~D great anonymous!

Anonymous said...

exactttttttttttllllllllyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

This one na ono na di acho di, mama bomboy.

Anonymous said...

True...sex is utmost in marriage o..

Anonymous said...

What happened to Simon's left hand in the second to last pic? It looks retarded *bursts into tears*

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Tee said...

Ounje ajeku paddi eeh! *SMH*

Anonymous said...

Simon is such an odd looking man..and only money makes him look attractive....

Anonymous said...

She will go the way she came! It's only a matter of time! What brought them together will soon separate them!

Anonymous said...

I find ur writing completely classless. Have u ever heard of punctuation? I think not

ijeoma ogbonna said...

Abi oooo pc,u don't choose who u love.

Anonymous said...

Bush Anonymous.....

Anonymous said...

That's like Cannes, or Biarritz, or Saint tropez kinda thing

Anonymous said...

Bisexual man.

Anonymous said...

Olodo wot r u sayin?

Double vee said...

Mschew Leenda biko, how does ds gist make d dream of being proposed to wt a porsche cayenne a reality! Abeg I await my own man n not somone who delights in coveting his frend's wife. *sips Don Simon*

Anonymous said...

The last days............hmmmmmm well, I guess they r both happy