Thursday, March 29, 2012

Tweets of the day

 
Hilarious! Malam El-Rufai is a joke-star..hehehehe. He has this funny way of responding to questions thrown at him on twitter..ask Azzazi the branch manager? Lmao!

45 comments:

Diva_inc said...

Is that even his real handle? Lwkmd!!!

Anonymous said...

I love him. he has a great sense of humor!

SANTIAGO ROBERTS said...

LMAAO!!! The man is some humour merchant...but on a serious note, he is perhaps not far from the obvious...

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saude234 said...

Hahahaha...this is sooo funny ROTFL.Azazi-branch manager

Chikaka said...

His BB status messages are even funnier. El-Rufai is part of the problem too!

Tru "D" Streetz said...

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Bellarose said...

There is sense in all he said. Funny sha

Anonymous said...

hehehe he is a deplomatic soul,,,
his answer are real,,do as he has said,,,bitte,,like him

Zulu said...

Lwkmd!
I always read his tweets, yet I'm laughing at all these for a 3rd time.

Anonymous said...

I follow him on twitter.... He's hilarious , I love d fact he ve time to communicate wit general public. He wil tweet time 4 question n answer time so u can ask him anything even thou some ppl take piss out of him n I will get so angry dis man wil stil play cool wit dem sometimes he wil give polite insult which always get me crack up. @ diva. That is real malam he tweet last week dat he always handle his twitter himself bcos some youth re claming dat ur minister n senators paid some ppl to tweet on their behalf. I want ppl like malam in power so I can come back home cos wit pdp there is no hope in coming back.

Anonymous said...

But the fact is that the present boko haram is a creation of jonathan n co n C A N jst to create diversion n steal funds n blame it on islam as usual,no gree make him rule. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew.

Pascalboy said...

Abeg elru faya go die.

webround said...

It is wrong for someone to say (even as a joke) that GEJ is in partnership with BH or that the country's NSA is the branch manager for BH. El Rufai should know better.

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Anonymous said...

dis is stupid...GEJ....BH....abi....BUHARI....BH....d guy...is stupidly pointin' fingers...em get luck say GEJ...no be Gaddaffi....lol..

Anonymous said...

Nasir El-Rufai is no different to the sponsors of BH. Give him power, he'd become power drunkard and religious fanatic like those in power. I don't trust Nasir El-Rufai, Buhari and will never ever trust any northerner in government. They're damn too ttibalistic, self centre and only in power to serve themselves and northern Nigeria. They should never be allowed into Aso Rock ever again. They ruled nigeria for over 38 years and Nigeria has nothing to show for the times Hausa and Fulani people dominated power in nigeria. Don't be fooled, again. Wise up.

Atobatele said...

Am following this man on twitter and I can't stop laughing at his response anytime anyone ask him question! He has a funny way of answering d question that always make mi laff! He's a clown no doubt!

Ayo wills saks said...

Ha ha ha i would also like to give answers to questions like this

Asake-Okin said...

LOL....
great sense of humor

Anonymous said...

Lol.Who knew he had a humorous side.

Zany said...

Pls wat is BH? Pls someone answer me.

Femillionaire said...

El Rufai the loquacious... Nothing funny here... It is said that in Nigeria, there are two types of patriots... Those who are patriotic before they get into government and those who become patriotic after they leave government. Look at El Rufai who as FCT minister was paying a small youth corper girl N2million per month as salary coming to teach us about good governance... Pschiew!

SOLA said...

He cracks me up all the time! I can't help LOL each time he responds. Good sport on my TL he is =D=D=D

Cynthia said...

Swimming pools ke! Is it just to build it or maintain it? I hope it won't be the type that u go in to swim and have fun, two days later you start having symptoms of a funny disease and rashes all over. Mallam Rufai answers questions in a funny manner. D man na clown. So GEJ has a branch of BH! Really hilarious.

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Anonymous said...

Lmao...this is hilarious

Anonymous said...

Forget humour, the intelligence of the man is mind boggling. I just wish it could be harnessed for the good of the society.

Anonymous said...

Abeg this el Rufai should shift jor. His always fighting the president. He wants the president to be from the northern parts of the country. E Neva do? Because a southern is a president, they won't allow peace to reign. BH is from all this northern president aspirants that lost in the last election.

Anonymous said...

He should go and rest! While he was there what did he do? Hez now very quick to cause and insult the govt and PDP. Is he any beta? is CPC any beta? Linda pls post my comment, dunno what i did to u o!

Anonymous said...

Ijaws must swim....issokay. LWKMD

eitneves said...

He should watch his back well.

TruthHurts said...

He has a sense of humor fine but the fact is the man is still a bitter loser. All his dealings revealed after he left office showed that he's not even different from the same set of people he's fighting. I'm still pained by how he hijacked the fuel protests for his own selfish motives only to later call conveners of the national conference 'senile'

Anonymous said...

Yeah yeah was funny..fora second..but u must be naïve not to spot the bitter undertones..this man is part of the problem..and they still sour that a southerner is in power and they have been sidelined.they better get used to it and the BH boko haram murderers they sponsor..from a bonafide Yoruba..kini big deal..joor lo park oja re!!

ID said...

El- the demolisher...no one is doubting his intelligence and possible comedic value but his attempt to look like a saint is what is actually funny...

he is no better than people in power now..Oga , remember how you were when the government was on your shoulders?....good! because we, Abj residents have not forgotten!!

Anonymous said...

How very ignorant of you. I believe if you go through his tweets you'll see that he isn't in support of solely a northern candidate, but any Nigerian capable of doing the job well. Some people just come here and say all sorts of crap about northerners, blaming them for all sorts of things wrong with Nigeria forgetting all about the problem from the south too. Wake up peopl! Judge things rationally, put sentiments aside! Its really pathetic going through some nasty comments. And this is one of the biggest problems we as a group have - pointing fingers! Stereotyping! If you want to see change, start with yourself! Shikenan. I haff taya for these block heads

Anonymous said...

#soreloser . He should go and sitdown jo...what did he do when he was in govt. scheww

Anonymous said...

Nasir pretends a whole lot,I know him personally.don't take his word for nothing.trash talker.intelligent YES,our messiah HELL NO

Anonymous said...

Am outta here...

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Sandy's Blog said...

Gud ansa. Lwkmd

Anonymous said...

Seriously??? Ur deluded! GEJ is also d reason the weather has been very hot!

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot my dear... The same man who was paying a corper N2m monthly, is now our hilarious saviour. Biggest problem we have as a people is how short our memories are! The way he pushes Buhari as Naijas only hope has me convinced they obviously have other plans. If Buhari is soo good, what was his response when poor corpers were been murdered in the name of election? Elrufai is worse than GEJ, let him ever taste power again annd wed know what bigotry really is!

Anonymous said...

You are the ignorant one! I follow him on twitter and he only pushes Buhari as our only hope!

Anonymous said...

All the people shouting intelligent, what's intelligent about him? He was Objs boy and what did he do? Demolish houses belonging to d poor, revoke land sales and re allocate to himself and his family members... A youth corper is in Niger state building hostel, he's on twitter yarning dust... Patriot mmo

Anonymous said...

poor man. he is frustrated and now speaks before he thinks