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Thursday, 6 October 2011

Kanye West can do wonders with his tongue

According to a lady who claims Kanye West went down...*cough*, Kanye is amazing at a certain thing you can do with your tongue...
She tells Baller Alert
I met Kanye West at a private event given by another celebrity. I can’t give much detail for fear that he will know its me so I’ll just skip the details and get to the f--king.
You have to be at least 18 to continue...alot of bad bad things after the cut..:-)

First of all his d--k is beautiful. The pictures that were leaked do him absolutely NO JUSTICE. Kanye has a real nice c--k for a man his size. We we’re pretty f--ked up by the time we got down to it so there was a lot of awkward fumbling. Once we were undressed he pushed me down on the sofa and stuck his d--k in my face. He’s very aggressive and he knows what he wants. He didn’t have to say anything. I complied. I started to s--k his d--k slowly and he told me to “speed that s--t up”. He likes his d--k sucked hard and fast. Some extra saliva started to run down my chin and he told me to “keep it neat”. He gets this crazy look in his eyes when he gets turned on. Its erotic and maniacal.

After a few minutes of head he grabbed his d--k and started to jack it. He pushed me back on the couch and kneeled down on the floor to eat my p---y. This caught me by surprise because he didn’t strike me as someone who would eat the p---y of a perfect stranger. KANYE HAS A GOLDEN TONGUE. I would rate him in the top 3 of the best head I have ever received. I still masturbate to the memories of that session. He is an oral pro and knows exactly what to do. He didn’t hesitate at all. He wrapped his lips around my cl-t and sucked and licked until I was just about to come. When he saw that I was about to climax he just stopped. He sat back and stared at my pussy like he was waiting for it to speak or something. He looked at me with that crazy look and said “I love pretty p--y”.

He put on a condom and bent me over the couch. He beat my p---y damn near to death. He has such a solid stroke. Every move was very methodical and well-rehearsed. There wasn’t much sensuality; in fact it was like f--king a robot. That didn’t take away from how good it felt though. He just kept beating the same spot for a while and I was c--ming all over him. Not sure how long we were up there but it wasn’t long. I would have loved to keep going but we had to get back to the party before people started to question out whereabouts. When he came he kind of growled like an animal it was hot. We didn’t say much. He smacked my ass and laughed, then got dressed. He went back out first and I waited a few minutes. Overall I give Y an A-. He is very disassociated which made things a little awkward at times but still amazing pipe. Would I do it again? Anytime.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

waoh......me like head too and oh pretty p---y s one hell v got...need a head-on now

Emmy P just popped a Tram said...

Badt chic, you go fear na. But what's Kanye's reason for wearing a condom? If he can give her unprotected head, then no need for condom, except to prevent a baby and withdrawal method would have worked for that.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm! LOL

Anonymous said...

Are they still trying to make us think Kanye is straight? I give this account an epic fail.
Even the one flaw he did have, i.e. being 'robotic' is a backhanded compliment to him being a 'Fucking machine' in all senses.

Whatever.

Next!

Anonymous said...

Linda would like that same experience? Cos i wonder what made you post it. Any way your sexualities is yours and you have the right to choose what ever satisfies you. Lol. Any way that lady who is sharing that experience is totally lost. I feel so sorry for her. She is even bold enough to rate kanye west top 3 which she probably have had or is having multiple sexual partner. To add to that she is cheap bcos as a stranger kanye did not give her anything. He just immidiately disassociated from her. So sadddd.

LucidLilith said...

Dayyyuuuummmm!!!

Anonymous said...

He was prolly thinking of amber rose as he did it.

Anonymous said...

Thank God he snapped out of his maniacal episode enough to use a condom. Not that that stops the exchange of iranu.
Don't worry girl, he wont remember you because you are one out of thousands.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he can; 50 Cent is waiting - with his fly open. Go get it BOY. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Who's yor daddy? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Anonymous said...

This is PR bullshit.

Imagine this headline. Kanye West is Now a Born Again Christian and Married with 10 Children.His record sales would nose dive. I don't believe he went down on a stranger. People at his level don't do that - there's so much at stake. I wouldnt go down on anybody. Women get up to all sorts. There are so many deseasse out there. Life's too precious to waste on a moment of "madness". The article is cheap / desperate PR. For what purpose? Maybe "I Went Down On A Stranger" is the title of his next single. Maybe to keep him in the news.

Anonymous said...

oh please linda, remove this shit!!

Anonymous said...

Linda,Get help

Anonymous said...

Very detailed description!she tink am well!I comment my reserve!

Anonymous said...

Chei, ewo, this linda of a girl don spoil finish kpatakpata!

Anonymous said...

I do not like this. This is way to the extreme. Please.

Anonymous said...

I'm as liberal as they come, but this is just trash...

Why not leave gutter talk in the gutter, really...

Anonymous said...

If its too extreme, please don't read! Why ask for it to be taken down, IS IT YOUR BLOG? SHIO!

Anonymous said...

Please remove this story. Yes you have the right to express yourself 'cos it's ur blog. But I really do not think this is right. I visit your blog to get entertained, and not to be morally debased. I might as well go to some porn site. We have values in Nigeria, and there are a thousand and one things to write.

Chi said...

I don't see why you are sharing this Linda! to promote sin or lust! Very sad. This is not the best way to get married, as a single woman, fear God and promote positivisy! Thanks and repent

bisola said...

its like i'm reading some dauda mag...........oh well.i learnt one or two lessons from it.

sexy said...

yeah, i agree with anon 9.24. its way extreme, i totally agree.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha Linda(namesake) its your blog, so keep doing your thing, I must admit you are one of my guilty pleasures, alongside Wendy Williams from the Wendy show, the range of your topics is wide and off the wall,you might one day have your radio show, then TV-show, wish you the best of luck!

Bill said...

So many ladies must have come two times while reading dis!!!!lol

Anonymous said...

All you goody two shoes should sharrap. Didn't you see her say if you're not 18 don't read any further? If you have a brain you should know that it contains explicit stuff.

All you sanctimonious, over-religious Nigerians annoy me. Na your blog? Abeg crawl back into our holes jare

Anonymous said...

LMAO YOU GUYYS HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES.

@anonymous 5:37 its called casual sex and being spontaneous. When things happen in the heat of the moment no need for unnecessary emotions it kills everything and no need to talk too much.

@anonymous 6:53 you will be surprised. everyone in the 'industry' is fucking everyone and you will be surprised to find out the diseases many carry. when it comes to sex akata men shit men period aren't that sharp. I can bet you the only reason Ye used a condom was not cause he was thinking about diseases its cause he doesn't want some one night stand to turn into a lifetime of commitment.

And for the rest of you talking about linda did not fear God blah blah blah. Please yawl need to STFU you read the story then proceeded to comment shouldn't the title have lured you perfect christians away? please just STFU. cause i can bet you all aren't married and you aint virgins either so my question now is if God comes at this moment where are u heading?.....I'll wait. everyone wants to point fingers when chances are you do the same thing just cause people don't know you think you are better. CUT THE FUCKING BULL. OK. I don't believe what you're saying, YOU NEED MORE FUCKING PEOPLE.

As for people also taking personal shots at linda here \_ have a seat just cause she posted something on her blog doesn't mean she is doing it and if she is what dat gotta do with u? oh thats right you're nigerian and the one thing we are good at is minding the business of others. Please take your negative comments elsewhere you self righteous idiots.

*ajalahtravel* said...

nice try Kanye, we're not buying. by the way, that closet is really getting stuffy so GET THE HELL OUT and stop dishing out rags for us to see.

*ajalahtravel*

Anonymous said...

posting this says alot about you. such a shame

Anonymous said...

Y'all are effing retarded for asking linda to remove this story. Im sure you do worse. Rubbish. Im sick and tired of unnecessary pretence.

Diva said...

Linda clearly stated that it was raunchy but nooooooooo.....you aproko holier than thou peeps come and still chat mess, Who forced you to read. Fucking hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Linda made it clear to everyone that oral sex is her thing, so i'm not surprise she posted this.
I don't even know what to say. All I know is, so now it's smth to be proud of...to be a slut/whore groupie.

Anonymous said...

half of you saying remove, delete, too extreme have all been engaged in premarital sex and i am very sure of that. abeg leave the thing jare...making me horny ohhhh ahhhha...i can use a head now

Anonymous said...

read it again and now i am wet all over...

Anonymous said...

HYPOCRITES much in this *NG* sha she warned o but y'all should Ђåvε̲̣ used yóur head and known that it was going to be that extreme so y open at all ehn Linda this is your BLOG do not let some oniranus dictate what to do to u

Anonymous said...

Its not extreme jare,after all did anyone hold u at gunpoint to read it? If u dint like y did u read it till d end? U shld hv stopped from d beginnin,so pls spare us ur holier than thou attitude. Na una dey do pass sef.

Anonymous said...

Its not extreme jare,after all did anyone hold u at gunpoint to read it? If u dint like y did u read it till d end? U shld hv stopped from d beginnin,so pls spare us ur holier than thou attitude. Na una dey do pass sef.

Cheap laptops and phones said...

It is amazing how people think!

National open university said...

Lol. Girl get a life, kanye ain't going to remember seeing ya pretty p**sy. He has them thousands waiting...
Like igbogirlguide
Next!

Anonymous said...

i'd like to give you head linda..most girls i've eaten call me #1 not top 3.loool

Anonymous said...

Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!! I loved it joor. Nice story. I love to give a head so at least now I know me and kanye have stuff in common

Anonymous said...

linda plz do somtin new kk

smart said...

Some of you who do not like this post are supposed to just keep quiet and not be hypocritical.
Its simply shows that you do not follow iinstructions properly.
Linda mentioned it explicitly earlier in the post that this post contains some smut.
you shouldnt av continued to read it if u re the 'holier than thou' type.
if u fail to diversify in ur learning, u only diversify in ur failure.
Be guided by earlier instructions( if available) while getting education.
Get sex education so to say, the more reason why some homes are broken today, cos most of our ladies lack knowledge of pleasuring their spouses.

Anonymous said...

for u who who sed the remove this story, cant you remove it urself?
better still if u cant,break ur screen...........non-sense

Anonymous said...

Na wa o linda, see as dey finish u, well, everybody has his/her individual opinion...as for me i like d article doe. as 4 d rest u can like to keep ur opinions to YOURSELVES!!!

Anonymous said...

lol @ folks complaining, remember you had to click to read the story. why read abt sex then condemn it. Some of una self. The chic wanted random sex, she wanted it. They were 2 consenting adults abeg.

Anonymous said...

WTF!! Can all you hypocritical pricks just chill and stop acting all over conservative... If you didn't wanna read it you shouldn't have clicked it, I mean Linda did say there are "alot of bad things after the cut".. fuckin' pricks!!!! Most of y'all chickz would do the same ish... Only difference is that you might not tell it to the public as she did...

Anonymous said...

y do nygerians always copy d wrong stuff every single time. becos dose abroad r doing it doesnt mean we shd also write it linda pls be careful so u dont lose ur fans

Anonymous said...

Why are some folks worked up that much? Dont force your morals on everybody else. The warning was up there for everybody and that's why people fail exams. Theyre worse off than anybody else if you check their background. Theyre are all wet and shit from reading it. If you see a naked flame and walk thru it you'ill be burnt, period. Hey Linda, it's your blog and your world so rule it.

Anonymous said...

Daaamn i jus masturbated n came all over myself reading this*sighs in relief n satisfaction* i neede dat.

Stella said...

LAMO>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.LINDA UR BLOG NO GO KILL ME>>>>NICE GAL

Anonymous said...

Okay i have to take a minute out of my precious time to write this...What's the sex education in this hell bent write up?And what's it about holier than thou attitude?
No matter how matured,educated, liberated, civilized,exposed, experienced or what ever you think you are,it will not take away the fact that our country still has some values...at least for our teenagers and growing minds..Growing up,most of us or I(cos am sure of myself) were not exposed to stuff like this.
Linda there are many teenagers that read your blog,and am sure most of them will be so inquisitive to read this(not withstanding your warning)..You're still very responsible for the kind of image or education you pass on to your readers especially the immature ones that might not know how to handle such things...

Anonymous said...

ppl av issues o! free linda abegi! did dey force any of u 2 read story ni! nonsense... love lindas' blog btw!!!

Emeh Achanga said...

first of all,those saying linda should take it down are clowns..why did you read it?secondly,if this is true,my dear unknown gal,kanye was thinking of amber rose when he was doing u..but knowing kanye and his stunts,this is just some pr stunt.im not buyingg this.why praise him so much and hide your identity.kanye,trying to make amber jealous?wiz kalifa does it better..lol..linda,carry go

Anonymous said...

THIS IS RATHER CHEAP AND TACKY lINDA DONT YOU THINK, I READ YOUR BLOG COS OF ITS ENTERTAINMENT AND INFORMATIVE QUALITIES, IF I WANT TO WATCH A PORNO FILM, I GO GET ONE, THIS IS NOT ABOUT BEING A MISS GOODY TWO SHOES, AFTER ALL, MOST VISITORS TO YOUR BLOG ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE ADULTS,ITS ABOUT DECENCY, PLEASE DONT COME ACROSS AS CHEAP, WARPED AND DESPERATE, UR WAY TOO INTELLIGENT FOR THAT, PLEASE REMOVE THIS TRASH AND KEEP IT CLEAN. THANK U

Anonymous said...

lmao...People here are too funny...
If you no wan read am do not click>>> After all, the title says it all so whats the complains for....

Am sure most of you talking shit on this blog of remove it and all do worse abeg go and relax....Please!!!
Just use this idea and go spice up one aspect of ur married life that is missing fucking hypocrites on this blog.....

If u don't wanna read it do not click SIMPLE....

Realerthantherest said...

I swear down all you all are domfolks... Is a shame how african mentality has damaged your brains... And to the ones living abroad i guess the tacky mentality couldnt be erased.. I read you all comments and i weep for you lots... Dumbass fools chatting shit cos of a post about sex...how sad like u guys dont do worst...ya all go dive in the ocean or get matured...Dont even bother insulting me cos am too blessed to be stressed....*yawns*

Anonymous said...

"I dont't like this", "say's slot about you" blah blah shut the fuck up you saw the header and clicked even after you saw 18+ Naija's are always on some fucking trip yet y'all sleeping with aristos and shit. Keep writing what you write Linda

Anonymous said...

@ anon 6;24am you seem like my kind of dude. Baby, what's ur number?
Linda, please leave this on. DAMN, that's some sexual healing right there.
People should get used to Linda by now, she's one open lady, she doesn't care what people say or think. Love you, girl(wink)

Anonymous said...

Very stupid ppl here, thats why many will go to hell. Keep on deceiving yourself and enjoying the post. Keep on living happily in sin. Linda save yourself and repent.

The devil will always bring up supporters, you are being supported by those who know less. The blind following the blind!

Anonymous said...

Linda purposely didn't post any other posts against herself, only trash supporting her sinfulness! kmt

T said...

Some of the stuff you blog about will only chase more men away from you especially the good ones...do u honestly think you can find a decent guy with some of the things you post? I guess you will be too ashamed to post this comment.

Kanyinulia said...

Plenty Basket Mouth...Holier than thou idiots...were u blind at the point she wrote "You have to be at least 18 to continue...alot of bad bad things after the cut.." I bet some of you bastards must have bookmarked the page and now ranting ur lose tongues....if u dont like it, next time close ur eyes.

dean said...

i AM LOOKING UP TO MORE JUIIIIIIICY STORIES LIKE THIS LINDA

Anonymous said...

Its a free world so we 'holier than thou people' can say whatever we like...if you dont like it,take a dip in the fire.

So what if she put the '18' warning, even a 14 year old out of curiousity would read it.

Therefore perversion is spread through a website that isnt boldly titled 'Porn'. The young ones can read them even in front of their parents when there are no bad posts but read it behind their backs to see the bad ones.

And calling people bastards shows the kind of upbringing you obviously have.

Anonymous said...

Chei, naija girls can pretend. The devil is a liar, blood of Jesus, all in the name of sex.
I just had my brazilian wax, my babe will be back this weekend. He betta bring it on, I'm ready babe.

Anonymous said...

"kanye west can do wonders with his tongue"...u read that...
..."a lot of bad,bad things after the cut"...u read that one too
...then u read to the end...come click "comment" mma sef, u now typed ur judgemental shit....hypocrytical fools, u shud have stopped a long while ago

nice attempt @ pr Mr West...

Anonymous said...

Linda, abeg leave it on jare. When I feel soemhow, I know what post to go to that will make me feel berra again. Only if I can find a man who can do wonders like Kanye.

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