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Thursday 6 January 2011

How do u increase the size on a man's P?





















Linda, this is not a joke. Could you ask people for me what it takes to enlarge a man's penis? I love my boo dearly but his P is very small. We don't have sex very much coz he's ashamed of it. Does anyone know a practical way to enlarge penis? Pray tell, God bless. T

One wants IT reduced. Another one wants IT increased...
Me, I'm just looking for ONE...period!
Lol.

Oya, answer T abeg.

26 comments:

Emmanuel P said...

Woa.. just tell him to have alot of soya milk. And let him invest more energy in his fore-play.
Good romance plus knowing how to hits the soft spot of ur woman during oral sex sometimes go way further that sex.
Some people have "it" big and yet still cant satisfy their woman.
Do alot of soya, let ur woman also begin orally... get alot of blood circulate into "it"...
Dont rush... satisfy her first with foreplay, before putting the "little man" in "it".
... Hope this helps...

Chilling said...

Emmanuel P; I thought Soya Milk was just to help virility/cure premature ejaculation?
I'm not sure there's any way to increase the size of a man's peen aside from surgery. Surgery may also result in some loss of feeling. From my personal experience, oral sex works and sitting on top. It's just that when a woman is sitting on top all the time, the man becomes lazy!!

Ada said...

HEEEYYY!!!! I'm shy!!! Lol!!

9jaLife said...

Not possible to do penile enlargement in an effective manner i.e enabling proper blood flow to continue and what not after the fact.

However, when it comes to sexual satisfaction for the woman, other than oral sex or masturbation, if penetration is desired, sex toys could be of help.

Particularly one called 'we-vibe' which is a simultaneous g-spot and clitoral stimulator.

Using it is very simple; the smaller G-Spot stimulator is inserted inside the vagina, then larger "Clitoral Stimulator" pad gently presses against the clitoris, all the guy has to do at this point is slide in, and begin to thrust as he normally would, and voila, pleasure.

PSA Begins

I would be remiss if I did not mention that sex is a special gift from the creator for married couples ONLY, so to get full benefit and pleasure, please get married and do it as much as you want with your spouse. Any other sort of encounter is really not worth risking one's mental, physical and emotional health over. Public Service Announcement Ends. :()

BTW Linda, when you're ready to have an agony uncle column, feel free to let me know :), I'll be glad to help...

Anonymous said...

if you can discuss how to increase penis size here, what is wrong with tonto dike's 'soft porn' moview. will this dicussion fall under soft, undersoft or hard porn discussion....

T said...

@Anonymous 2.04pm. It's not porn jor. BIn looking for a way to ask ppl without embarrassing my man. Somehow i'v gotten a lil comfort. Thank y'all. Until he agrees to sex toys, guess i'll do more of staying on top. God bless

Anonymous said...

A glass of milk can be half full or half empty. Marriage is about compromises and meeting each other at the centre literally. So, as your man tries out all the concoction that may be suggested here, why don't you start kegel exercises to tighten the size of your vagina. One good turn deserves another...you know.

T said...

Linda your ppl have started again> This is why i never comment on this blog coz ppl take things too seriously. Anonymous 3.11pm, what has vagina tightening got to do with this topic now? I hate to biliv you are implying what you are implying. I dont sleep around. Been with him for 6 years now and just got married last year January. I dont need vagina tightening thank you very much!

Anonymous said...

Have more romance before sex comes in that will improve the stick....

Anonymous said...

yeah,the woman can start kegel exercise,i was taught during antenatal classes and it sure works,working for me really,after childbirth i'm still as tight as a virgin lol.
believe me,no matter how small a penis is,a tight vagina will always work enjoy it.
Hey pple,i guess we r all adult and there shld be no fuss in calling our anatomies by their names.
But sex is sweeter on d matrimonial bed,trust me.

vio said...

yeah,the woman can start kegel exercise,i was taught during antenatal classes and it sure works,working for me really,after childbirth i'm still as tight as a virgin lol.
believe me,no matter how small a penis is,a tight vagina will always work enjoy it.
Hey pple,i guess we r all adult and there shld be no fuss in calling our anatomies by their names.
But sex is sweeter on d matrimonial bed,trust me.

ULTRABEEmBObitchie said...

lol @ vajayjay tightening.....lol


T - sistah gurl....he may be inexperienced, cos it aint about the size....lil Peens can break a sistah's back too......do yall try diff acts??? make it fun and not about making kids....or u both should try therapy, as u seem like a "sexually selfish bride"....lol


small amebo - but how do ya know if his kini is small tho???? **confused** haff u been comparing him to all ur "under G runs".....hahhahahahhaha......i thot u were supposed to save ur self for him.....did u tell him that u were experienced in spreading them WINGS.......**getcha eagle on gurllll**

Anonymous said...

well! what an irony of life!


Linda you want ONE?...when guys are queuing up for you? :))...don't start an upsurge of 'toasting' here o!..*grinning*

Seriously, I DUNNO!.

Blessing said...

my dear sis i dont know how to enlarge penis but i think the bottom line is that u want to feel him hard on u.i will propose the doggy style it tightens the v spot.again while in business try to make like u are holding back urine it will contract the v and give you some nice feeling.my for heavens sake n for the sake of his self esteem dont let him feel his thing is small for u ooohhh cos that will be the begining of another chapter.better manage it like that while seeking what works best for you 2.
conclusion
unfortunately sometimes in life u cant have everything at the same time this might just be one.

Surprise said...

The size of a man's dick has nothing to with sexually satisfying his partner. It depends on how the man 'dig the hole'. Some men do it as if they are preparing garri (eba) which women don't enjoy. But some men do it as if they are pounding yam, which women enjoy. From experience, a lady has told me while in the act, that "the thing no dey tear, hammer am well".

Like other people have said, a lady siting on the dick with the guy hitting from under works well. Also entering from the rear works wonder. They could also try different positions during sex making (not restricting themselves to Adam's style)

As for you Linda wanting one, I volunteer my own for you. It is not too small and not too big. It is the size 9 by 9 by 18 (The biggest brick in building house). A trial will 'conceive' you.

Bushdakta said...

Is his nob small, small, as in veryyyy small? Ps, but, have you ever seen it or did you have to use a binoculars to see it? Small dong's a lover's dread as it leaves women in similar situation as you with he "SMH. IS THAT IT?" feeling after sex. Obviously, because of his tiny spout he does not satisfy or make you scream. Sorry, dear. But all is not lost. He can still make you scream in bed. Put very hot chilly sauce on his willy before you have sex. It'll make you or both of you scream. It's mos def possible for your man to increase his 1 inch mouse to 15 inches tremendously huge snake that can drive you crazy, making you scream with tremendous orgasms. Reach for his fly more often - give head. Use your tongue, not your teeth. If his pecker has a hole in the end, he'd def be open minded about blowjob. The more head you give him, the bigger and longer his dick will become and the happier you shall be. If my suggestions don't work for your man's boner, get him penis extension or get yourself a dildo or cut off his no good pecker and run away to the Greek Island, Lesbos and become a lesbian. According to the National Cancer Institute, small willy in a woman causes cervical cancer. I hope I've been of help. Anyway, my "reputation", which will be saved for posterity, is soooooo long that I can ring a doorbell with it. Bobby Adonis has nothing on me.

Bushdakta said...

Linda, how can you be "looking for ONE" when you are on your period? Smh.

Michele said...

Linda you're looking for one??
Hahaha I swear am beginning to like you very much. You are so hilarious

Anonymous said...

This is by far the most stupid post on this blog

Snick said...

Linda you're funny. She may just have to figure out a way to find ways to work it the way it is. Certain positions might help and maybe she needs to try doing kegels regularly to strengthen her vaginal muscles. Maybe he should also see his doctor to ensure that everything is a- ok too. There's too little info to say for certain.

Anonymous said...

Linda love, pls post a similar topic on "are Nigerian women comfortable with giving orals to a man." abeg, I want to hear from them to knw if we shuld keep resorting to white women for it or not.help a brother.

Anonymous said...

@surprise
Hilarity

Anonymous said...

the place where d pleasure dey na 4 d beginning of d vagina, its nt by d size of d dick, so u'v got 2 work on urself n get a tightner.

Anonymous said...

Linda it be like say u are Poroly and gbolally deprived!!!!!!

Segedoo said...

@T

He should try Jelqing. It is simply lubricating the penis, holding it at the base with one hand and moving the other hand from the base upwards to the base of the cap.

The concept is simple: It is like working out. When you do, you tear your muscles and they they grow and you get bigger.

It is however a process. If he does it properly and consistently for about 6 months, he's be wider and longer. Promise.

Also, you and your hubby need to know that most sensitive parts of your vagina are near the front - the G-spot, Clitoris and nerves in the Labia Minora. So penile length is inferior to the width when it comes to satisfying a woman.

Also, you in particular should talk about the issue with your hubby in a loving way that won't deflate his ego and never ever pass sarcastic comments about his member to him. I guarantee it will destroy his psyche.


Email me - tighten@consultant(dot)com and maybe i can help more.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Linda,is it that time of the month?
Your articles this new year are so so about penis, sex and all that.

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