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Sunday, 23 August 2015

43-year-old virgin gets new 8in inflatable bionic eggplant

A man who had his penis ripped off  when he was 6 years old has been fitted with an 8in bionic manhood which inflates when you squeeze the testicles.
43 year old Virgin Mohammed Abad, lost his penis in a road accident in Huddersfield but now, for the first time, he has a fully functioning package complete with "on" and "off" buttons.

And he says he's ready to try it out.
Mohammed, who appeared on Embarrasing Bodies in 2011, told The Sun: 'When you want a bit of action you press the "on" button.
"When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds.
"Some ladies might want to try it out."
The ingenious design is fitted with two tubes inside the shaft, which pump fluid from his stomach into the penis by pressing a button on his scrotum.

Another button then drains the fluid.

It took surgeons at University College London 3 years to mould Mohammed's new member using skin taken from his arm.

He underwent 100 operations in total, including an 11-hour procedure to attach the device.

Mohammed, from Edinburgh, is newly single.

His wife, who he wed 2 years ago without telling her about his condition, left him last year.

He said he would be be upfront with any future partner.

45 comments:

Unknown said...

Hian which kain robot prick be DAT?

Davido's driver said...

Hopesay this penis wont electrocute him?

oiza said...

This doctors are really good at what dey do

Trendyify said...

Okay






















it is well

BLUNT said...

I noticed something- people that bear "Mohammed" don't ever give up on sex! They love it, worship it and adore it! Your prick was severed, why not focus on any other thing worthwhile other than focusing on how to create an 8-inch terrorist weapon! Who pikin you wan kill?

Sweet Ama said...

Oh my God...he's gone through a lot...I pray all this pain won't be in vain...

Unknown said...

Nawa o, button pennis? Wonders shall never end

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I'm getting dem

Unknown said...

Wtf how can u be dickless and marry? Mad man. But to have a dick constructed for u.

Unknown said...

I would have pray for him,but since his a terrorist because any one answering muhammed is a terrorist.












#sad indeed

Unknown said...

I would have pray for him,but since his a terrorist because any one answering muhammed is a terrorist.












#sad indeed

Blackgold said...

Just what LIBer ladies would like alongside their leader, Linda.

Blackgold said...

And I'm certain most women won't mind fitting their men with one of these as a spare. Guys no more excuses oh. LoL

andre kelvin said...

Seen

Mihearty said...

So sorry. I pray he finds a woman that will accept him because I don't know if I can o. Chaii I feel his pains. 43years no show.

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Haaaaa!Am sure some ladies will come for a test. SMH

Unknown said...

No comment

dessymal said...

Hmmmn...he beta attach a users manual to it bcos some ladies migt squeeze harder than necessary

Unknown said...

Pics of the new eggplant pls.


Lol

Unknown said...

You are a Fool.

Unknown said...

Are u crazy or just plain stupid?

Unknown said...

Creativity...I hope it's functions well for him.

ary said...

Don't know if to laugh or be sad!

Unknown said...

This is Not where your foolishness is needed,didn't you read the manual? It says your foolishness is needed in your village

mira cookie said...

Scumbag!

Unknown said...

Idiot, that's why ur English can never be good.......useless words come out from a senseless person like yhu.....#thinktwice

Unknown said...

Lols @ dessymal, especially 4 naija ladies

Unknown said...

Good for him

Anonymous said...

Shoro niyen

AMARACHI (LindaIkeji's Daughter) said...

How could he not have told his wife about the condition. Wicked man!

Unknown said...

Is well with him

Anonymous said...

May God Almighty 4give u blc u dnt knw what u re saying

Unknown said...

This news ain't complete without the eggplant photos....haba!

I B M bolubantin said...

Wow...that's a good one, cos it seem better than most guy's

Unknown said...

Hian! There's nothing these people won't show us

Unknown said...

Lol

Golda Awosika said...

Lol. Dat wch used to be his hrtache has bn fixed, we should always tnk God for wat we have.
#*karlishah*

Unknown said...

Good for him....

Anonymous said...

Yes, ya knw his gonna need it in heaven where he got like 7 virgins waitn for him.

Juleslouis said...

Ehyah! So he'll try straffing for d first time. Good for him!

Anonymous said...

Cry or die.idiot

Anonymous said...

Cry or die.mumu

Jasmine Joseph said...

Omo the guy tried a whole 43yrs and BTW don't blame ur wife for leaving u. Na crace dey worry u without the sex for marriage wetin come remain????

Unknown said...

A package with an "off" and "on" button? I can't deal biko.











#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

NA WA O. Oyinbo pple dey try o.

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