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Saturday, 30 August 2014

Five Facts About You! (Must Read)

You will laugh - enjoy reading :-)
Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'You'!😜. Continue...



I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone or carrying your laptop
2. You are on LIB
3. You are reading this message.
4. You are human
6. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
7. You just attempted to do it
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You either have smiles on your face or you're thinking 'what is wrong with Linda this morning?"
10. You skipped No.5
11. You just checked to see if there is a No.5
12. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Lol. Just for laughs. Have a stress-free weekend.

211 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda,more of this pls

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

You need to pay Bovi or I go die for a more humours one. Nice try shaaa

Anonymous said...

linda u don fa igbo dis early morning abi
nice one though. btw.......am first to comment #dancingYahozee

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

haha Linda baby
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Anonymous said...

Exactly wat is wrong with aunty Linda dz morning. ..Now yu are drinking tea cos of cold weather...

Anonymous said...

Mtcheew

Anonymous said...

This is the best article I have ever read. So so funny.
Ist to comment. Ndprincess08@yahoo.co.uk

Sylvia said...

I have seen Dem b4 now, so it wasn't exciting!!!!!! AV a lovely weekend too nd be safe, stay alive...#EbolamustleavePH

Anonymous said...

Dorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee ) smilinggg

Anonymous said...

U just got me Linda! Thumbs up. Nice one.

Chinco bee said...

Dis is so stale jor!!!- dint bother to read cos I av seen it so many tyms.m.nexttttt

Anonymous said...

Dorolinda mind ya sef ooooo ( meemee )smilinggg

Anonymous said...

Linda u ve Hay Fever. Thanks for this though with all this Ebola, Boko and Isis.May heaven help us. Amen

lilian ogede said...

Oh this is lovely,I like it.who did this?that person must be a genius.

Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda. Lol

Anonymous said...

Ok nice try.it doesn't apply to someone who has bn seeing jokes like ds in d past or someone just waking up. Didn't go bck or laugh. Nice weekend linlin

Anonymous said...

Lolz....tnx

Juliet Oranagwa said...

Lol Linda nawao for u this morning. Got me laughing tho

Littlefinger said...

Seriously, what in seven hells is wrong with Linda this morning?

Temmy Tee said...

Wow....

Theophilus Momoh said...

Chaii Linda my crush,I love ya

###############GOD punish##############devil

hilary obiorah said...

You don dey jonze abi?

Kaycee said...

Linda you got me except I wasn't using my phone or laptop to read this...I was using my iPad which is a gadget..got ya :-) wink

Bishop Dammy said...

Very funny! John 3:3. BishopDammy#

Anonymous said...

I need d laughs abeg. Tired of plenty things

Ugophany said...

Good one! Linda u really put a smile on my face. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Lmao Linda u got me dere..9ce 1...Nimah

commy Baby said...

Haf a fun filed nd stress free weekend too ma'am linda

Amazing Wedding Cake Promo (Abuja). said...

Hahahahahahahaha, this cracked me up real bad. And the funny thing, 100% right!

funky said...

Lindoooodo, thou art not serious. Enjoy your weekend.

Justina Michael said...

Linda slow news day? Anyway, u got me there. Nice weekend to u too.

Anonymous said...

Tanx Linda,you actually made me smile

Anonymous said...

Hahaha Linda.
Kiki

OFUOBI said...

;) yeah u got me..

Eugenia Ekeji said...

Lindaaaaaaaaaaa Ikejiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol. Funny


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elfredah andrews said...

Thanks Linda, I kinda needed this

Anonymous said...

lol,ose ose keep it up linlin enjoy your weeekend

LINDA IKETA said...

Lol! Nice 1! U goh me laughing @myself.

Anonymous said...

Love u Linda.......You jst made me smile n I realized aw much I miss it

Raphael Ayuba said...

Lol

Head Honcho said...

Lol. Have a nice weekend too! #bless

Anonymous said...

you linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

Anonymous said...

you linda you re ontop of yoo game like duuuuurh.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

leezchi said...

Love u linda for making me smile this morning

Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda...|CaringQueen|

beauty said...

Lolz linda nwa ikeji.......................wow!

Anonymous said...

Linda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol

davido's gf said...

Linda y u dis nawti nw... Buh it funny tho'
Davido's gf

Anonymous said...

Linda ooo lol.. I prounce Letter P without separate my Lip. Ask how?! I use my throat lolololololol

Anonymous said...

Linda you don't know what to post again abi? Weldone'ooo!!

Anonymous said...

I did not even crack a smile

Anonymous said...

Lmoa ! Linda u hv proved u re not jst a chronic gossip buh u re really smart!! (If u made dis up o) gus gus. #buzz

Anonymous said...

So funny

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

lindodo. ....mind yah sef

Ugophany said...

Nice 1........you really put a smile on my face. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Lin.....i smiled

jumie said...

lol,have a wonderful weekend too hun

Anonymous said...

Thanks Lin....i smiled

Anonymous said...

so funy

nnaemeka okpaleke said...

Linda dat was tight.........lol

Anonymous said...

wow linda... You just made me happy... Have a wonderful weekend too

Linda number 1 fan


Beautiful lopez

Jessica law said...

Hahahaha U caught me there lindodo tnx.

Anonymous said...

Very funny. Thank you, wishing you thesame

Anonymous said...

aaawwwwww sweet

Anonymous said...

Aunty Linda u are a Genus,u caught me every step of the way.......Hehehee.

Anonymous said...

Very funny Linda weldon oh

Tony akubundu magabush said...

U got me 4 real...nice one

#king said...

I didnt try d P trick..I knw must of dis tinz shaa..bt a great weekend ahead evri body...............................#KingOfKings

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

U na bad gal Linda I did all accept sharing it 2 odas love u lols I no b lezb oo buh it won't b bad if I start wit u lols ~ice princess~

Christian Awodi said...

Funny though, Linda, u go catch many pple, even me.

Anonymous said...

Very dry

Tony akubundu magabush said...

U really got me..nice one..

Anonymous said...

I knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha

Anonymous said...

I knw u won't post my comment cos I find ur joke very dry buh u try sha

elo tasha said...

Hahahahahhaha....Linda you've really cracked me up!!

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Anonymous said...

Naughty Linda!

BlogThug/29702D4A said...

Linda nice one, but with Ebola scare in port harcourt Even Mr bean joke Nor fit make me laugh o, everybody serious up, worst part be say, Babes nor dey comot from house again coz of ebola come talk of to Touch hand sef, times like dis long distance relationship they sweet... I really need one

Aisha A said...

Cool...👌👌

Anonymous said...

Lindodo dat got me really cracked up

Samuel said...

U no crius linda....made me feel stupid

Anonymous said...

nice one linda,u just changed my mood

Anonymous said...

So funny.....


Bukky Bee

Anonymous said...

#notfunny Waste of time!! You are trying to be s fun blog like SDK...lmao...face your lane jare

Ameriestyle said...

Lol..
www.ameiestyle.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

hahaha...just laugh off naija probs fr 5 mins......up manchester united....on ma way 2 futbal hauz

Amaka.u.l said...

Lol,u too lindo

Amaka.u.l said...

Lol,u too lindo

kelvin happiness said...

Hu is dis one planing with my intellectual prowess lol

Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda..... U did wellM thanks
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Anonymous said...

Hey re Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥†̥̥ serious linde

Anonymous said...

Bad belle... _ see ghost for ur slp?

bennikurriss said...

You are so funny linda..lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha i love this. Everything was true lol

Anonymous said...

Awesome! Linda!!... you are so right!.#milliondollar

Peace Oshoko said...

I'm actually holding my iPad. And I've seen this stuff so many times AMA puke if I see it again.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Looolz nice one Lindiway.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

So funny

Anonymous said...

Wow i love it linda pls can u post more of it
ayomideomotuyi@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

So so so funny

Anonymous said...

So so so funny

G LUV said...

Lol......nice one linda

Anonymous said...

nice one...Good

Anonymous said...

nice one...Good

Anonymous said...

Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

linda u got me dere. Keep it up. Dats a nice one

Anonymous said...

*yawns...

Anonymous said...

Didn't even make me smile and u were mostly wrong. Try harder nxt time

glowy sofiscated said...

Lool

Pls visit my shoe blog

www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Cnt believe linda who is upto date wiv news can be stale with jokes. Ds is so 2010. Better luck next time

Qurzim said...

We see ds evryday...Qurzimb@gmail.com

Sarz Yinka said...

wallai you really predict it well nice one. Abeg next

Anonymous said...

MICKY: ok,changed somethings..have a nice weekend too

Anonymous said...

Love u linda

Anonymous said...

Love u linda...angeleyez

hopexxy said...

I love u linda...

H S C said...

Very very nice one. Some good natured humour in the midst of trying times. Thank you o jare LIB

PURPLE said...

Steve!

Okoro said...

More of this pls!!
So many happenings in the world has taken smiles away.

Anonymous said...

Very funny... Linda how are u.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...Real funny!!

LEEZ said...

Lmao!! Linda!! Hahaahhaha

Anonymous said...

Lol, but na old BC. Rozay talking

Anonymous said...

Welcome to your very own linda ikeji's blog....lozzzzzzzzzzzzz..Lauhrex

Amablaze said...

My dearest Lindodo I fail evrytin ohh.. Stil laughing dou.. Nice 1

Habeeb Dolapo said...

Lmaaaaaaaooooo.. I did all that *covers face*

Anonymous said...

Dorolinda thanks 4 making me laff

Anonymous said...

Linda. You are a gem,thanks -femzi Anthony's.

Stella Chukwu said...

Lol you got the Wat is wrong with Linda dis morning part right....funny !

Amarachukwu. said...

Have a nice weekend too Doro linda...xoxo

Bea said...

Lol! I enjoyed reading this :)

Odubela Johnson said...

you Got me,hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

linda i love u soooo much,muaah

Anonymous said...

@chinco bee hw many u don writ sincee dem born u,all dis haters dem manage born

ZeeZee said...

Linda all this is not necessary - it is also stale maybe 10 years od or so- stick to news okay, you don't do well with some of this other rubbish thats why I skip alot of your stuff I only go for whats newsworthy or seleb gossip all these other ones like guess who when you won't provide an answer or such things that have been forwwarded since a decade ago are unnecessary - bia bia bia

Anonymous said...

Same here........very stale

Anonymous said...

Lmao.It's so funny.I love it.

Anonymous said...

Nice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well. Smiles. Azizpee2007@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Am smiling all the way now because I was sad dis morning but am much better now. Ʈƕǎƞƙs Linda.

Anonymous said...

Dry abeg linda, did is like listening to a jarule or sisqo song @ a shiloh conference

Anonymous said...

This is really interesting Linda.

Anonymous said...

@ chinco bee, u got d words right outta my mouth.

Ijanyi Mitch said...

This is stale Linda, I have used this shit on a billion and forty people already

Anonymous said...

Thanks for putting a smile on my face. #Thatenuguchick

honeydrop said...

Lol nice1 ellaaboh@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

lindodo i hail u! Onyekababyface@gmail.com

Shina Shine said...

Linda find better news for us
wetin b this???






BORN TO SHINE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bravo Linda

Anonymous said...

@chinco bee it is stale, deny if you didn't read it. Oloshi

Amaka Nancy said...

At list make we laugh small today,the bad news of yesterday was too much to bear,Linda nwayi oma udo diri gi

omotablogger said...

Awesome

Anonymous said...

You just added a smile on my face after a long journey from Munich to Hamburg!

Anonymous said...

good one.. you wan kill me with laugh ooh...

Anonymous said...

Nice one linda, enjoy your weekend as well smiles

Anonymous said...

funny indeed

Anonymous said...

Nice.......

Anonymous said...

Well I didn't laugh..

Anonymous said...

9z one Linda,u really got me there

Favourite Kendy said...

u got me too

Anonymous said...

Nice !!! Please post my comment oh cos u don't post my comment nd you will giving others prizes

Barnabas David said...

Very funny___nyc 1

♥ ȊƦȋƺȟ ƘƦȋϻ ♥ said...

Linda.linda Linda, ha mnytyms I call u hmmm....u re lukin 4 our trouble...9ice 1 sha

CASPER JOE said...

i am not carrying a laptop neither phone i am only typing with my desktop and you are reading this my comment to approve it.

DENNIS said...

Dis one stronnng!

Gbengadennis@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Awww sweet..

Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda, Hv a 1daful weekend. p4dworld@gmail.com

Baby P said...

Lol,linda ur funny

Kelechi Umeh said...

Hahahahaha linda u are so funny. ..anyway am new on ds blog u guys should welcome me

Anonymous said...

LOL.....LOVE THIS! LOVELY WEEKEND TO YOU TOO GURL..........

Anonymous said...

Wow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep up ooo

Anonymous said...

Wow! madam Linda i lov ur concept keep it up ooo

Anonymous said...

Aunty kor, granma nii. Na she senior your papa abi na ur mama senior am? Mufu.

mystic Sun said...

@chinco bee, plz if u dont have anything to say.. shut up. So that we can enjoy the joke.

Sabi sabi.....

comfort said...

Lindodo u too funny oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

motunrayo olaide said...

Linda..... I'm just laffing o.

ijeoma nwachukwu said...

U sure got me on dis lindway

Anonymous said...

Lol linda this was a good one, and for those ones that have dry sense of humor, I mean the loosers that are here fussing that the joke is old, guess what you got them because they got to read everything to even have to reply hahaha I am loving it linda u have a gr8 weekend mine is already stress free because of your humor. Something other than a gloomy news u know what I mean

Dukedom said...

You got me...nice one though

Zoey said...

LinLin I laughed. Even doh its an old joke, its still funny. Well done mamito

Obinali Ekene Emma said...

Linda Linda..LOL...

Anonymous said...

Well you missed number 1 cuz my ipad is on the table as i type this on it

ovialekhe said...

U got me laughing. need to share it with my friends.

LUCIFER BringeR Of DawN said...

Well Linda you are wrong about 5,7,8,9,11 and 12. Unto the next

christian said...

lol

christie benjamin said...

Lmao #####QUEENMAYA#######

Anonymous said...

so funnnnnnnny!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Linda,
you got me only on one - No. 1.
It was fun though!
haha
- AE

Anonymous said...

Nice one Linda ure really funny

Anonymous said...

Dry joke....have heard it before

Ese said...

Lol. Linda dat was a nice one

Anonymous said...

Number 9. What is wrong with Linda. 2 mins of my time I can't get back.

Anonymous said...

God bless u Linda 4 this, tnks......

Gift said...

Nice one linda

helle russel said...

Nice one!Funny tho.

Elvis Ejimadu said...

Can't stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

This is old.. Way tooo old... Old joke.. OLD!!!!

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