The First Lady who came back into the country today from her 2-months medical trip has denied undergoing cosmetic surgery in Germany. When asked by reporters at the airport tarmac if that was what she went to Germany for, Patience Jonathan vehemently denied it. I listened and even recorded her answer on STV 10 0'clock news and below are her exact words
God knows I have never been to that hospital. I don't even know where that hospital is. I do not have terminal
illness, or rather any cosmetic surgery, more or less tummy-tuck. My
husband loves me who I am and I am pleased with how God created me. I cannot add but the same time I will use this opportunity to thank my beloved husband and my children and my staff in general and all Nigerians. The men on the street for standing behind me during my trial time. But God has given me a second chance to come and work with the women of Nigeria, the children and the less privileged and the needy. I have come to serve Nigerians
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always hilarious patience!!!
Aunty Linda please check your Facebook page inbox (its important)
Hehehehe I luv this woman, her english is so serene
This una 1st lady woh woh sha, and she look old join, for my eye she resemble una president mama not wife...
I hear she had gastric bypass surgery to lose weight, and then developed complications due to her being a diabetic!
WtF!!!!!!!.. she has done it again.. jes stepping down from the plane and she jes gave us wah we missed her for.. 'Patience Vocabulary' chaii.. dis lady should make her own dictionary.. -its_uzoh broadcasting live from VUNA-..
I'm happy for her a lot....no gbagaun,abi linda u edited d words??
I like her reply to the reporters by My husband love me and she love the way God created her,,,tank God she was save
Ok madam...but what where you doing in germany for 2 months?just curious..
U welcome back!
I'm happy for them both, GEJ and Patience; the joy on their faces is obvious.
So what is this 'trial time' Patience passed through? Just curious.
Thought they said this woman can't make a complete sentence without an error!
That speech is ghen-ghen
Story! Story!! Story!!! Once upon a time....
Wetin she come go do na?
Patience always Hilarious
Linda my hand no dey o! Face ur singlehood and leave Patience alone, I wish her soonest recover.
Who cares??? *Yimu* to serve Nigerians.
My husband loves me who I am...peshe Inatakwa ofio
It's pretty obvious as she has slimmed down (I know with illness she may also slim down.) I guess she wasn't allowed to use her cream as well or she ran out of it. Darker and trimmer. I hope she now goes to rest.
Oyinbo go cause katakata for naija!!!! lmao
what second chance is she talking about if she hasn't been to the hospital... dumb!!!
hmm... why is she wearing a free flowing guy? I smell something fishy!! And why is her hair covered up?
Ewuu she don start again ooo See how she dey blow grammar I don die oooo#my husband loves me who I am
...thank my husband and my children and my staff and all nigerians...and akalia
Hm! Naija! What is she trying to tell us now or is she taking we Nigerians for a fool?
I can't just stop laughing when I heard the news too.
issorait
Lol. She's welcome. Lol. Smh.
Thank God you are well Mrs Jona. To God be the glory
She was not ill and she lost all dis weight. She's back now, let the stealing and looting begin again and most importantly, her grammertization. You are welcome oh madam 1st lady aka my fellow widows, lol
Elders say, if one spent too much time in latrine, fly that wears suit and bowtie will pearch on his nose. See Englrish falling like water from her mouth. See how she dey casualise God! Most obsene is d demonstration of affection, like Baba Sala scene in WNTV of black & white. Can't Jona remove dat silly hat to greet his woman? She looks like woman wey dey sell roasted plantain! Lolrtf
Why my name? Don't u like or have any other name? Anyways, suit urself
She is rambling o. Abeg, who be d Doc who discharged dis woman? Sickness show her face, her hand sef. She looked 10 years older. Looks like her fellow widows organised dis welcome rally?
she again
U had to see the way Bola Shagaya was looking as if she wan pour juju for ground on TV. Dame Patience ooo. I hope this weight u v lost won't be gained rapidly. Omo,power is sweet,who wan die. Lol
wait oh, na she speak all these correct english in one setting??? the Lord is good, all the time!!! Welcome back mama Patience, thank God for a healthy life
Did she miss the memo?
Came back to serve Nigerians? Doing what?
Madam PJ, you ARE not an elected official.
Kai nigerians ehhhh lwkmd!!!!
We all must have missed our first lady one way or the other.Welcome home sweetheart :)
They 4 kiss each other na, na only hug?
In related news,Tonto Dike denies bein d 'brain' bhind d unfortunate songs + Cossy Orjiakor swears she hates women who flaunt dia boobs.says its indecent.
Ok fine,u don't have a terminal illness nor did u undergo plastic surgery...why were u away from ur dual seat of 1st lady/perm sec for 2months;abi u sef no give a damn?
thank God u r back safe nd sound, all those wishing u death.. back 2 sender. president is hapi 2 c u, so r we!!
welcme back, ur enemies wil neva succeed. u r blessed in jesus name! AMEN..
mcheeeeeeeew who cares if she is back? let her cum and bomb us wt d new english she learn wen she was away. aka ojukwu manhood lives on lwkmd!!!!! linda i beg in d name of God, post my comment biko
@ anon she did nt loose weight, cnt u guyz even wish her well. why r u all so wicked.. God have mercy!!
if she whr to be ur wives, mother, sister will y'all say shit.. na wa 4 una ooo..
Wow! That explains her absence...not!!
This woman called Patience Jonathan,her hubby and all her cabinet members are the biggest fools I have ever seen. Who are they fooling? Big Idiots.
During ur trial time. Issokay! E maa farale o!
Linda why don't wear beautiful African gowns/dresses like those of the first lady? Or is it that African fashion houses cannot pay your blog cladding rates? Hahaha Mini-skirt addiction!
"But God has given me a second chance to come and work" eye rolling* 2nd chance
what the CRAP is this lady talking about??? her sentences are not even coherent. she and her fellow "widows"
Its so funny how dis people call God's name into their lies...we work 5 time hard but we re still suffering and eat / swimming in poverty:(
LOL..Iya oh#
We believe u madam grammer
busy bodi people. which one b una own? pls let the sleeping dog lay. welcome my first lady.atleast she is not dead as earlia said.
She did not go to hospital. She went to grammar school.
Maybe she went to school there. For Her to have made such long statements without d usual 'gbagaun' is simply amazing.
Did u all see Hajiya Shagaya at the reception? She is -the worst Sychophant,she has no loyalty. Whichever first Lady is in power-frm Marian Babangida to Stella Obasanjo to Turai. Now patience. She use them and dumps them as soon as their husbands are out of power. If I were to be the first lady tmoro,I wouldn't want her near me. She s bad news.
....My husband loves me who I am
Odiegwu
â„“̊ hav rili misd her grammar. Now let d blockin ☀̤̣̈̇f roads Α̲̅ή∂ takin ☀̤̣̈̇f lands continue
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She for at least tell us wetin she dey do for Germany since. Shoo. She's a public servant,the public deserve to know
Cosmetic surgery in action. If not, y didn't she tell us exactly what went wrong? Men in street standing behid u indeed. Welcome madame, we r glad u r still alive, some didn't live to thank men in d street.
Wit d way GeJ is lukin at her in d 2nd pic wat wld b in his mind wld "chai dis woman dn cm bak agn to cont D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ disgrace me God Y"...ℓøℓ.welcome bak patience we missed u.
Lin, you got your quote wrong. It wasn't "...or rather.." but "...or rieda...", lol!! Seriously though.
She had to wear dis oversizd buba so we won't c how much she has lost weight.
There's is nothn wrng in sayin u r seriously ill if u r.
ALl d same thank God for you recovery.
I am happy she's hail and hearty
Welcome back,madam jona,surgery or no surgery,thank God what happened to stella obasanjo didn't repeat itself again.....
if she wasn't ill, why is she thanking God for a second chance?
We aint no fools ..madam first lady!
is it just me or does it not look like she shaved her head...abeg make una look well well o
No comestic surgery,no tummy tuck,no terminal illnes, she don,t evn kno wher dat hospital is, yet smtin kept her away 4rm nigeria 4 sm wks,she tank God 2nd chance
Blatantly telling lies fa, dnt knw who she's tryn 2 deceive! Dis 2nd chance she was referring to nko? Well she did nt disappoint as her grammar left me in stitches!
you are welcome back to Nigeria Madam 1st Lady. I have been wondering why there are so much lies in this country. No leader or people in authority ever say anything that is true. First, they denied she was ever sick, Now they say she was treated of undisclosed illness. Enugu state Governor had been out of this country for about a month now and denoal again that he isnot sick but went for pleasure, my question is pleasure for a month, on whose money. how much money money does Mr Chime has to travel for a month for pleasure. who will rescue this country from these animals in power. God have mercy
Amaogechukwu Says......
When she left, no one was aware and she stayed away for 2 months and there was no word from the government and now she's back. We are supposed to roll out drums for her.
Thank God she's alive and ok. I wish her well. Time will tell.
"My husband loves me who I am" lmfao!!!!
u re welcames my deared firstlady.Hopes Uncle Jona welcoming yous well well.Chei, u haves becoming lepa shandy o.Welcoming agauns my deared firstlady to the lands of freshairings.Welcoming.
"I thank the men on the street for standing behind me during my trial time". Trial time for someone who went on 'vacation'?? SMH. Well, thank God she's back, and strong. At least, that's what matters.
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Madam jona if u like lie na u sabi. D most important thing is dat u r back on ur feet again. Thank God.
Not only lost weight and hair too ref 1st pic
Welcome ma! Men on the street? If u were not sick, why has God given you second chance? Second chance from what?
Yay! Am happy for her.at least her enemies' prayer did not come true
Thank God our 1st lady is back. To God be d glory. We shud stop insulting her, most of us won't do better if we r in her sit. Once again welcum madam.
Denies makes it seem as if she's telling lies.na wa oh,u journalists
thank God u are healthy now, u're welcome home.
My children? I neva knew she has kids. Anyways she is welcome. Surgery or not, thank God she is still alive.
Wetin be Una own? Una no go rest. Person no fit go leave? Na waa o! Aunty pepe welcome jare! The Lord is ur strength.
hahahahahaha!LWKMD. Ahah! does Patience ever listen to think before she talks at all? after saying she has never been to the hospital, she ends up thanking her family,staff and everyone on the street for standing by her during her trying period.Which trying period is that? Instead of thanking God,she is denying been ill.Well, i will let this confused statement pass sha,cause i have really missed her on Nigerian TV,her steps,her speech and every... Am glad she is back hail and hearty.Laughter continues
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She has started oooo "My husband loves me who I am" loool
"I cannot add but the same time" hahaha. Abeg we've over missed you. Welcome back ooo!
Glad she's back but this blogger raised some reasonable questions. read here www.raqueldaily.blogspot.com
Mummy, is it dat u didnt go for cosmetic surgery or u were not sick @ all? anyway whatever, we thank God for your life, welcome oooooh!
linda y mst yhu edit wuh she said..w@ the first lady said was "God has given me a second chance to come and work with the women of Nigeria, the children the less privileged and the needy"..
Welcome madaaam!....na wa for naija sha! why cant we no where she has been for seven weeks? No surgery no illness just notn and she lost all ds weight? Ok na...
IF SHE SAY SHE NEVER HAVE THE SURGERY YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE HER ALONE NA
OR YOU WANT TO FORCE HER TO LIE THAT SHE HAVE DID IT.
MA, YOU LORD WILL RENEW YOU, GUIDE YOU, STRENGTHEN YOU, BLESS YOU, GIVE YOU LONG LIFE IN JESUS NAME. AMEN
Na she sef dey counter herself...she was nt ill....then wat trial time is she talking abt?
She should tell us where she went to?
What she went for?
Why did her husb pay her a secret visit?
Yes o you are wellcome back hope you are very strong now because the national cake is very hard to cut now you need more than enough strength to cut it.
Any way you have the sharpest knife it wil be an easy run for you once more you are wellcome.
4rm a concern NIGERIA.
Exactly, make Una leave the woman alone Haba
Madam Engrilsh Kaabo se daada lo de
Why dey hug like black & white tv?
Abeg, you guys should leave my pepe alone for me!!!!!!
U said God has given u a second chance. Meaning u should come out clean nd serve humanity with honesty nd stop all the lies nd deceit. do not use GOD name in vain.
U said God has given u a second chance. Meaning u should come out clean nd serve humanity with honesty nd stop all the lies nd deceit. do not use GOD name in vain.
She didn't go for any cosmetic surgery oooo!she had a ruptured appendix and it almost killed her,maybe she meant she doesn't know where a cosmetic surgery hospital is plus its not a terminal illness anyway! At least she realises that God has given her a second chance to come back and do the right thing!!!
all i can say is that our 1stn lady is very interesting to listen to! lol
for her to say dat God gave her a second chance means dat smtin rilly happnd, there is more to dt second chance n trial time.
Wow, she has nice hands though. I didn't except it... Hhahhahaha. Did anyone else notice? Lol
She yaff not born for jona ooo? Whch children she dey claim? Well,welcom sha,God give u second time to com make amends,surgery or no surgery,God saved u
Welcom bak ma; we'v really missed ur english 101 classes. We also concur wt u dat God knows u have never been to that
hospital n don't even know where that
hospital is. U were nt sick @ all;it was d doctors n nurses dat responded t treatment n lost weight in d process. Anyways u r welcom cos we d
men on the street will keep standing behind u
during ur trial time.
Mama nigeria,u try, welcom ooo!!!surgery or no surgery,God really saved ur life, by d way whch children u com dey claim? U nvr kuku born for jona,d second chance wey God give u ,make u use am well sha,wetin happen to ur hair? Abi as u go for holls na gorimapa hungry u to kip now ? Isorai.God is watching u n ur husband. Welcom bak.it is well witt u
what nonsense is this woman shanting and yes i leave in germany. she can only decieve herself and not us.
Whch children? She nvr born for jonah ooo? Wetin happ to urr hair? Abi na gorimapa b d latest trend forr wia uy go?
Isorait,if u like deny God is watching u,utilise dt ur second chance well.she nvr born for jona ooo so I no know d children wey she dey refer to,mayb na nigeria as a whole sha.
shitt.pls go back to read ur statement....mtcheeeew
A law needs to be enacted to stop this woman from speaking in public!
Eish!!
it doesn't even add up 'you are not sick or no tummy tucking' yet you are not in the country and not for holiday and God gave you another chance!. well, may be she went for spiritual power then. all the same thank God for your life.
What happened to the flood river? This is too much for my beloving nigerians to take, we dnt nid this water is too much to send to us, y did they cameroun not send it to the pump or tell us to open bore hole to save it. Our cassava has died in the river flood and our fish now sleep on top of the tree . My husband country state is in comma now and the person that the river flood catch there am sorry I ana my nigeria pity you and you, mama jonathan welcome we have missed ur manhood
And she crashes and murders English as usual.
Hypocritical fools.. U peeps insulting her shud pls shut up. U have no respect for ur mothers amd for Tʰᵉ records..it takes God to take u to that position she is occupying.. Plead for his grace to solve ur petty problems first...silly minds
so oga jona can now do his job abi okay oh
my husband loves me who i am.......is this grammatically correct? Discuss?
Madam, What did you go to Germany for?
I must commend our first lady. Her English has remarkably improved. Just a few gbagauns here and there. Unlike her early days as first lady where there was a gbagaun in every sentence. Everybody can speak good English, only if you'll work at it. Thumbs up, madam Dame
Fools.she meant she doesn't know where the cosmetic surgery hospital is.why are you people so hateful?is it because Nigerians have the mentality that you must hate the authority? I understand dame patience is a bit irritating to listen to but actually hating her is a bit too much.what has she done to hurt you personally for people to actually wish her death.its so wrong.BITTER PEOPLE
She is not wearing a "free flowing guy",she is wearing a free flowing gown. Even Patience wouldn't make that kind of Mistake. SMH
chei see eye service. na wa for Naija.
Ahhh yes. There she is. English - 1; Patience KO
But why is there a welcoming party? Is it possible for a Nigerian in public office to just arrive quietly for goodness sake?
@Anabel,why not copyright the name na?Oshisco
I like ur play on words
You obviously didn't hear her speak...every sentence was laced with gbagauns
Omo u over-listened o!I heard it but cld not spell it,thnx 4 clearing that up lwtm full-belle
With spelling like this,she's already decieved u and now u'r decieving yasef
Omo u over-listened o!I heard it but cld not spell it,thnx 4 clearing that up lwtm full-belle
You obviously didn't hear her speak...every sentence was laced with gbagauns
I like ur play on words
@Anabel,why not copyright the name na?Oshisco
R u being sacarstic? Or r u tryna mimic ha cos d english ere is so bad u'l think she sed it
Lmao! Pls take it easy o! Chei!
R u being sacarstic? Or r u tryna mimic ha cos d english ere is so bad u'l think she sed it
Fact. God bless u
she dsnt hv terminal illness, so she was on vacation for 2mths, y do her hands luk so withered...
and she bleached.......anyway dat was long ago, her complexion has apparently brightened in the last few yrs.
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