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Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Goldie's Marilyn Monroe Look

 

163 comments:

Anonymous said...

smh. this is just wrong

Anonymous said...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore-___-

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SEEE SCARY SPICE<LMAOO, MARYLN FoR whERE? I BEG SHE SHOULD STOP BLEACHING. I dont understand why all these ugly people dey bleach,thinking them go be fine, P.S am not hating just telling the truth.

Anonymous said...

This picture is not nice at all and that is not a Marilyn Monroe look in anyway.

Anonymous said...

But dis geh ugly sha!

Anonymous said...

She try sha, even though she no fine naturaly.

Anonymous said...

Duhhhh.....she looks weird!!!!

lionel said...

Dis is far from merilyn...

Anonymous said...

Really? Nne park well Biko! No be only Marilyn Monroe na kim Kardashian..

Anonymous said...

I ur wildest dreams!... BTW wots with the white face and brown body? #BB not interested smiley#

Anonymous said...

Ewwww goldie ur drop dead ugly, stop trying to be like other people!! Be urself, create ur own style! Stop trying hard to fit in, wen ur born to stand out! U ve d swag use it wisely! Marilyn Monroe indeed! If u dnt knw hw to do it ask tiwa savage! She stands out!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ehn!!!!! Marilyn Monroe was a goddess, this picture is NOWHERE close to her!

Amadioha forbid!

*putting may halo back on and continue sipping my palmwine*

Anonymous said...

This one always looks like a ghost

Anonymous said...

U too kind or economical with the truth...did u mean Goldie's bleached look!!

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

chai marilyn Monroe have suffered, even bleaching chickens want be here, i beg go wear coat wey fit you Goldie cuz this one na oversize for you.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a sango priestess

Anonymous said...

She looks like a ghost!

Anonymous said...

The lips, the lashes...everything is just wrong...

Black Barbie said...

Who ever told her she looks like Marilyn deserves a shot to the brain.
U fool urself Goldie. Even if u were so decieved that you look like her, please have a look at ur mirror. To me u look like a cross breed something like a horror movie star. Abegii comot from road, Maybe u met u look like Mary the blood sucker.
Goldie the attention seeking unknown artiste

Priestess said...

Who sent her abeg? She shld nt allow d woman's ghost 2 rise up 4rm d grave n slap her oh! She luks like willie willie.

Anonymous said...

What a horrible imitation! Cheap wig, trashy makeup and all. She looks like a 'blood sucking' scare scrow.

bored said...

dis geh haff started again.......smh
wat won't my eyes see?

everlypee said...

Winchi winchi ...

Anonymous said...

Goldie, you look stupid. Sad, when Africans can't embrace and love themselves. Whitewashed.

Anonymous said...

P l e a s e!!! Stop insulting Marilyn Monroe!! First na lady gaga now Marilyn Monroe! *hiss* godie na nonsense bleaching vile!!!

Anonymous said...

Marilyn monkey ke,marilyn baboon ni! make dis geh go siddon jor! With ur cheap yellow rubber weaveon! Who dash monkey banana.mttcchheewwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Osanobua!!! Epic Fail. This is a no no. Marilyn Monroe would b LHAO in her grave right now.

Anonymous said...

Epic Fail

Anonymous said...

LIB readers are just dulling dese days....y no comment on dis pic? Finish her!!!

Anonymous said...

Pls which Marylin Monroe?It cannot be the one we know...LWKMD

Anonymous said...

Iyanma,Marilyn Monroe will turn in her grave.Maybe,its the Flash,bt it doesn't flatter her at all!

Ofilispeaks.com said...

cmon Linda!

Bellaz said...

Lord have mercy on wannabees....Marilyn Monroe my foot

Moji said...

O.0

I thought Marilyn Monroe was white. Maybe she was a coconut.

I wonder if a white artiste would do a black icon's look.

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

Instead of her to say she wan be the new willi willi,she calls it marilyn monroe,marilyn will roll on her grave for this catastrophe

Anonymous said...

Na scary movie part how many be this one.Comot here

ChiChiLuv said...

NAHHHHHHH this isn't the business boo, stop it! Marilyn Monroe was a platinum blond, I don't know what color this wig can officially be called...copper? Whatever it is, it is not the legendary MM, NOPE! And where is the MOLE? Marilyn Monroe had a distintive mole. My ting be sey, if you want to pay tribute, pay tribute! Do it right. It is like if someone wants to pay tribute to Fela and they show up in a Brooks Brother suit! You have to be shirtless, your pants must fit, you must have a spliff in one hand, a sax around your neck...these are things that are distintively Fela just like Marilyn's mole, Platinum blond hair, breathy small voice and her shapely figure. The only thing Goldie got right was the red lips. #smdh @ tribute turn insult lol

And of all the icons to pick, Goldie how about a legendary Black Woman?! Ain't you proud of your African heritage?

Anonymous said...

im sorry to say but its more like my ojuju calabar moment
jols

BLOGQUEEN said...

what is this

Anonymous said...

White face, black body!!Gosh*rme*

BLOGQUEEN said...

What is this nah?

kekere said...

Hahaha!!! Is she kiddin? Marilyn monroe ko Medusa ni!!!

Anonymous said...

hehehehohohohahaha.....!!!!!!!!
Please pardon me, cant stop laughing.ROTFWL!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my God!!!she looks like a dead witch.this is an absolute insult to the memory of marilyn monroe...

Laila Ikeji said...

great effort, Goldie. I respect u a lot. But umm, i dnt think its really tha Marilyn moment.

Anonymous said...

WTF is this shit?!

Anonymous said...

This is an epic fail! She looks tacky!

Anonymous said...

Abeg oh! This better be d last time wey you go get "this moment" ever in your life! Or juust dey do am for your closet. I love my eyes!

Modupsy said...

Haahaaa!!! This girl is just a Jonzer!

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or what?
I don't know why but I don't just feel this Goldie gurl, Never have I.
She's not all that despite all the make up and all and she's always trying to look like a sasha fierce but she never gets it.
Yet to see a smashing look of her.
She's just not IT.

Aduke.luv said...

Lmaooo...Choi! Why is she sooo lying to herself?! Abeg abeg whick kain Marilyn Monroe look o?! For where?!? LOL...Sorry but this pic is SCARYYYY! #FAIL!

Anonymous said...

@ first comment,exactly she ALWAYS looks tacky and injurious to my sight.
I don't know the people deceiving her sef.
I wonder what she looks like without a single make up

Anonymous said...

C'mon guys sincere comments what do you think about that pic? its clear dont even think about it.

Anonymous said...

Get a life goldie,be urself

Anonymous said...

Sigh...awful! She's tryn too hard...bless her

Anonymous said...

D hair d makeup ewwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

BLOOD. OF. JESUS!!!

Anonymous said...

I saw this post and I had to hold back for the LIBloggers to finish her...LOL, this is more like 'Scary Monroe'....LMAO.

Anonymous said...

ahhh linda, i know you like recycling but this is ridiculous. isnt this the transexual guy who became a woman,bleached his skin and moved to spain? you already posted the pics months ago lol

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooooo ure so funny, e don reach like dat? All it takes 4 u 2 kill urself is goldie

Anonymous said...

*Yimu* Ko jo rara.

Anonymous said...

My fellow Nigerians have said it all. Laughed till my sides ached from reading all these comments!!!!
A moment of delusion for Goldie....

Anonymous said...

All these Lagos girls that are bleaching...na wa oo...I came across a gal I used to know. She lost so much weight and her skin looks pale. And to compliment all these odds, she lies too much and acts innocent.....I go mention name ooo..lol

Anonymous said...

Ghost no se willy wÍlly oooshe looks like willy willy.

Anonymous said...

Totally ridiculous

Anonymous said...

She looks like willy willy ooo, which marilyn monroe? Mstchew after she will go and sing turn it up break it oya kumole.

Anonymous said...

AYAAAAAAMATANGHA x 3
Cooooome fooooorward!!!!!

Dr.G said...

Just laughing so haarrrd @ all the wicked comments! This girl better disappear from social network sites. They've finished you. Sorry

Anonymous said...

Looolzzz..dat comment wz jst straight frm d heart..I tnk mars has got enuf land..lol..nekky

Anonymous said...

What shall it profit Goldie 2 bleach & do Maryln Monroe hair & still look like Obj?

Anonymous said...

Don't think she's bleaching, she's an afin escape!

Jehovanni said...

Buahahhahaha! Mehnn d comments are killing me! Linda u can like to drop timebombs sha! Choi!! see finishing

Uchefuna Chinyere said...

Am sure Maryln Monroe is weeping in her grave right now. What kind of mockery is this Goldie? *Maryln Monroe moment indeed*

Critical observer said...

chineke!!!! see comments biko!! wickeddddd!! Linda its not fair sha

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha

YMC said...

Hehehe!!!
No, naw! This is soooo WRONG!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha. This had me laffing for ages. U are wicked!

Blackgold said...

LMAO!!!!! Its not her fault she is just suffering from Grandiose delusions and btw Goldie u are really ugly. No offense intended

Anonymous said...

OMG! Hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Lol! What is this? Next please

Anonymous said...

Really Ms Goldie? Really? Then I look like Young Elizabeth Taylor or better yet, Halle Berry. Mschewww

Anonymous said...

is she an albino?

Anonymous said...

This is insulting to the Icon, Goldie shld apologise abeg wat nonsense !

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! wtf is dis??has she actually seen a pic of marilyn monroe??? looooool pls she is doing it all wrong yoo.

Anonymous said...

=Dlaffº˚˚°º≈wanº˚˚°º≈disconnectº˚˚°º≈myº˚˚°º≈nipplesº˚˚°º≈==egba mi o. OMG. Epic comments. Goldie a word is enuff for the wise. Bibi

Anonymous said...

Goldie is albino by the way and she has never hidden it from people. That is how they look anyway. So!

Anonymous said...

wow Miss wanna be, plz be yourself. This is not even a close look to Marilyn Monroe.

Anonymous said...

chai!!! Goldie don suffer. You have people calling different names and stuff...you lucky I don't have a name to go with this your look. I could only come up with Marilyn Mongbe.

Anonymous said...

loooool hahaaa.funny comments!!!

Anonymous said...

LOOKING LIKE OLDEST SURVIVING EXAMPLE SHE BELONGS TO THE MUSEUM..

Ms Peace said...

Lmao.... Damn girl, nothing close to it at all.

Ms Peace said...

Lmao.... Damn girl, nothing close to it at all.

Ms Peace said...

Lmao.... Damn girl, nothing close to it at all.

Anonymous said...

That is one ugly Marilyn Monroe!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHA...I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING, MARILYN MONROE LOOK, MY ASS. IT'S MORE LIKE BOO-BOO THE FOOL LOOK. THIS GIRL SHOULD PLS SEAT HER TALENTLESS ASS SOMEWHERE. BTW, DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BY HER MUSIC??? COS I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THIS HER HYPE IS ABOUT.FIRST SHE TRIES TO LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA, AND NOW THIS...GIRL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LOST IN THE WORLD HONEY, YOU NEED TO GO AND FIND YOUR SELF!

Bisola said...

U people haf jus kil me.im reading dis at 1:30a.m and I'm trying hard not to laff cos everyone is sleepn but I failed.im laffing like a mad woman at all d comments.to be a celebrity in Nigeria doesn't come cheap o.
Goodie u sef,u dey jump.

Anonymous said...

looks more like" Mary Mushin" to me LMAO

Anonymous said...

Linda you know what i think thiswas her april fools joke, too bad she forgot it passed; for if this was her truly tryin to marilyn-she should go jump over a bridge and die, and maybe in another life she would be white and maybe be close enough to portray marilyn. its sad how some africans har=te their skin and worship whites, perfect stupidity. by the way when did thus Goldie become a star, i thought she was Sasha's protege

Anonymous said...

Obasanjo is the father ... The maury show will prove me right . He is the father !

Anonymous said...

TUFIAAAAAAAA!!!! MARILYN DON SUFFA!!

Anonymous said...

SCARILYN MONROE MORE LIKE IT!!

Anonymous said...

She be albino? Why she come de yellow like dis?

Chika Uwazie said...

lmao please ooo you were wrong for this she is far from marilyn

Anonymous said...

willy willy!

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ "DROP DEAD UGLY" gaddem!

Anonymous said...

she really needs to change this her 'yellow' hair cause this ain't blonde! this is just WRONG! hehe i just sounded like a rapper "this ain't blonde this is just wrong" :-D
anyhow! i love you goldie but this was not that moment! next time ask your friends before you post a picture. ;)

Anonymous said...

QF
wat d hell

Odokoro ifeyinwa said...

Hahahahahahehehehehehohohohohaaaa OMG MA RIBS HAHEHOOOO jeez u just got it rigit caint stop lafinoohahahahehe choii

Anonymous said...

This babe na Scary movie 10. u wey no fine, come put witch make-up.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Ure just Wrong!! Looool. See d wickedness of ur comment :( LMAO

Anonymous said...

Have laffed myself out dis cold morning from all of these comments. Gosh my 9ja peeps

ItsAllAboutMe said...

MARILYN MONROE? more like MAGDALENE MOSES.

LEECE'S ROYALE said...

but goldie y now ehhhh..

Ejiro said...

Linda, your readers are crazy!!!!!!!! I don laff tire and now I dry cry

Femiluv said...

lmao...I am truly at a loss for words #fail

Gaia said...

Marilyn ko, Maggot ni! Doubt if home girl even knows WHO Marilyn is :D

Anonymous said...

she resemble ayamatanga...ewwwwww

Anonymous said...

i used to think all fair girls were pretty....it doesnt apply here.

Gruesome!!!!

Anonymous said...

she looks horrible,disgusting n yulk.......very tacky indeed from her cheap rubber hair to her makeup......

Anonymous said...

Lol lol lol....more like d dead micheal jackson

Chikaka said...

Marilyn has been insulted in her grave!

Anonymous said...

Witch!!! Somebody should talk to her silly head.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:19 you wicked small ooo,because i no understand wetin concern OBJ for this matter, if “baba iyabo“ catch you perren! You go smell yourself for otta farm...uhn!.. Well done “Miss Goldie“dont mind them they are jealousing you, na you be our confirm african “merilyn moroon“...ewwwo sorry its typo meant “monrufu“..(ooooh! what is wrong with this keypad)..anyways merilyn wateva cheers oo...alofenna

Anonymous said...

World WorWor 3?

bee007 said...

LWKM, these Linda people no nice at all. But she actually really looks scary. Goldie biko start being yourself and stop trying to do copy copy.

bee007 said...

LWKM, these Linda people no nice at all. But she actually really looks scary. Goldie biko start being yourself and stop trying to do copy copy.

bee007 said...

LWKM. These LIB people no nice at all. But she actually looks scary, Goldie biko be yourself and stop doing copy copy.

Anonymous said...

ooooo Linda which kind Marilyn be this? this one na be ghost of Christmas past...i cover you with the blood of Jesus....she look like person wey don chop eba sote..she turn into mami wata....

Anonymous said...

This is a far cry from merilyn monroe's look,what an insult,gosh!!!,goldie looks horrible,like a vampire from an under world movie,oshisko!!!(RUBBISH)...LUMY

Anonymous said...

Goldie you need to beg GOD for mercy&forgiveness because you just insulted the dead(merilyn monroe)...it is a criminal offence.

Onayimi Bokesh said...

She looks horrible

Anonymous said...

She should stick to being a Lady Gaga wannabe....with that you can never go wrong! ha ha ha ha h ha

Anonymous said...

She should stick to being a Lady Gaga wannabe...with that she can never go wrong! ha ha ha ha ha ha

Y.Tee said...

This one is marilyn Monrazz!! Seriously gehl??? So becos you bleach your skin, wear a fake dolly-like wig and paint your thich ugly lips red makes you Marilyn Monroe????? Abeg, abeg, no come use you bad bele gimme nightmares for afternoon ooo. its too early. Cheapoo!
@Linda. you no try at all. Why you no kuku tell us say you just dey try to scare us???

Anonymous said...

Puhleeasseeee!!!

Judith said...

This ain't right, she's a hot mess........hair, makeup, eyelashes all nasty. Methinks she trys way to hard to be a celeb, get off the funky train hun! It ain't for you, look for something you're good at & stick to it!! The operative word being "good at!"

Miss Brown said...

One word 'DISASTROUS' Smh

Anonymous said...

common peps,she said her MM moments,cos she is wishfully thinking..remember all,u can be who u wanna be, just do not be an ugly copy!

Anonymous said...

looool, Marilyn Monroe ko, Marilyn Manson ni. Goldie lives off 'delusion'. That her very flat negroid nose just gives her away. if she likes she should paint her entire body white she wont look any better.Madam, just embrace ur natural look.

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! at all the comments here oh. I cant laugh enough. My day is made..hehehe

Anonymous said...

More like Marilyn Mgbeke!!

Anonymous said...

This is why low lifers will always play second fiddle! What is wrong with looking like Regina Askia or Tyra Banks? And who told you MM was the sexiest woman that ever lived? To oyinbo yes but not our own standards fool!

Anonymous said...

Hahaah nice one

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS; Marylyn has been exhumed.
LMAO, Marylyn Mon-rogue. *continues chewing chewing-stick*

Anonymous said...

Chei oo, Goldie will cry oo. But that transexual is finer sha.

Anonymous said...

Maryln Mgbeke, mgbafo, mgborie, mgbidi, mgbakwu, mgba,mbga-anumanu, mgbadi, mary-wiliwili. Choose anyone, leaf Monroe ehhh.
Dis pikin no dey hear word, wish kin wahala bi dis na.

Anonymous said...

looool!!! laugh wan kill me die. but babes o how come your face white your body con black, abi na photoshop?

Anonymous said...

she be like 'afin' wey miss road...and d fake jackeline lipstick wey she use come worse d matter.

Anonymous said...

Wetin be dis?? Marilyn Mon-broke-ass. Abeg commot jare...
ebe like say Goldie head don knock..I no blame am...na the remnants of the stress from the oil subsidy wahala dey worry am...

Goldie...you will overcome ooo you hear?? but not with that gorillas in the midst wig oooo

Anonymous said...

looooooooooool at last anon comment...thanks. this is what i was looking for couldn't think of it. Madam Goldie Mgbafo Mongbe...hahaaaa

Anonymous said...

Eyah...its not fair o...you guys should pity her na..she swear she no go try am again....but I can't stop laffing @ d comment that says "this beta be d last time she will have such moments"....lwkmd... goldie or foldie you sef be proud of who you are...oyibo D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tan their skin to be dark..you D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go bleach your own...stop all these kain nonsense..I don talk M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ own.

kawasaki said...

Only Bimpes can generate this. Kind of controversy!LMAO. Singing *my body is ur santuary* *pout*

Just Me said...

Monroe as in 'Moron' right.....smh

Anonymous said...

looks like an alata in idumota with all dt makeup

olah

Anonymous said...

marilyn thunder!!!!!!!

mimiee said...

beautiful! she looks more like beyonce to me though, dunno what ya'll are talking bout

LAMILOLY said...

bleh this is a slap on Marilyn's face

joicee said...

Just No!

liz said...

Obara Jesus!!! Goldie or whatever you call yourself, abeg hallowen never reach o. Or are you auditioning for an ogbanje role in a nollywood flick? Abeg no try this kain thin again. Marily ko, Vampire ni. *hiss*

Stacey said...

LOL! Marilyn gini? epic fail.

Uchefuna Chinyere said...

Who else visits here when in a bad mood in search of a good laugh?.....was laughing so hard at all the comments here, wanted to share so i showed the pic to a friend of mine, in shock she said and i quote "Exhume Marilyn Monroe right now and i will bet my money she won't look as bad as this".........*Verbatim*

Anonymous said...

Marilyn turned in her grave and died a 2nd time.

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