It was one of those Sunday mornings when you wake up and you just want to go out for no reason. The day was bright, I was in a good mood and I had cash and fuel to spare. I jumped into my car and zoomed off to the mall. I found myself inside a boutique looking through the t-shirts even though I didn't really want to buy anything.
In any case nothing there caught my fancy and I was just about to turn and leave the boutique when she walked in.
She was, to put it
plainly, the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Ever.
She had a perfectly chiselled face and a wonderfully even, chocolate complexion. Her brilliant white teeth provided a delightful contrast to the sultry colour of her lipstick.
I felt weak as I contemplated the thought of speaking to her. Somehow I knew I just had to speak to her, but could I, a mere man on a Sunday morning shopping trip dare approach this goddess. Would she not mistake me for one of the shop attendants if I walked up to her?
I pictured the entire store going up in laughter as she asked, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
She had a perfectly chiselled face and a wonderfully even, chocolate complexion. Her brilliant white teeth provided a delightful contrast to the sultry colour of her lipstick.
I felt weak as I contemplated the thought of speaking to her. Somehow I knew I just had to speak to her, but could I, a mere man on a Sunday morning shopping trip dare approach this goddess. Would she not mistake me for one of the shop attendants if I walked up to her?
I pictured the entire store going up in laughter as she asked, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
But I could not let her leave the store
without talking to her. This random Sunday morning has suddenly
turned into a defining moment of my life. ‘She's far too beautiful for you
John, forget it!’ ‘But are you a man John? Are you a man?’
Then she noticed me
staring at her.
Nowhere to hide now
John. You have to make your move.
The song playing inside the boutique was some kind of epic theme music that sounded like a soundtrack from Last Flight To Abuja or something. With my heart pounding, I cleared my chest and started walking toward her. I could feel blood pulsing in my ears with every step as if I was walking in slow motion.
Finally I was in front of her. Finally, it was the moment of truth. I smiled at her and said "Hi". She turned her head to face me and my breath caught in my throat - she was even more beautiful up close!
The song playing inside the boutique was some kind of epic theme music that sounded like a soundtrack from Last Flight To Abuja or something. With my heart pounding, I cleared my chest and started walking toward her. I could feel blood pulsing in my ears with every step as if I was walking in slow motion.
Finally I was in front of her. Finally, it was the moment of truth. I smiled at her and said "Hi". She turned her head to face me and my breath caught in my throat - she was even more beautiful up close!
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Just wasted my one minute reading this rubbish........I was expecting a magical ending......Linda take time oooo
Just wasted my one minute reading this rubbish........I was expecting a magical ending......Linda take time oooo
Ana akogheri
Stories
Really? This is an advert really? Wow! I gotta watch d advert then!
OMG Linda, I was completely carried away! How could I have known that its all an advert for a song........hummmmmm.
#TeamBlessed#
VIDEO KE??E NO DE GREE SHOW OOOHH...TOMJERRYSWIT
Jonzing
Mtchheww
Nonsense
Wasted my time.
Just imagine
All these for advert..lol
Good for u
OKORO UPGRADED**
Intriguing but I would watch later. No time now. Linda take note!
Intriguing but I would watch later. No time now. Linda take note!
Lol. This kinda AD tho
Hahahahah u don try Linda
I should have known it was a bloody advert
An advertisement? Omg who saw that coming?? lol
Linda, u no well o I swear
Kai,Lindodo. Anyways,nice one
An advertisement? Omg who saw that coming?? lol
Make I use my MB listen?
I don here
@Galore
Aunty linda why u cut d story nah? Watch d video? Okooo d best blood tonic is guinness malt and peak milk. Lolo1
chai! i just wasted my precious time! mtwww
Shege writer!!!!! Oga David!! Knowing him personally mehhnn...this guy can write!!! He's soo talented, Jesu! The number of people who must want to poach this guy!! hmmm
Mtchewwwwwwww!!!!
Wow dats cool
chaiiii...so na even gulder advert b dis. i don die!!!!
PARENTAL ADVISORY
***adult content***
Am not watching NADA, na u get my MB?
#aintnobodygotmbforthat.
#Girlchild.
Bravo Gulder this advert is just the best,so superb
Linda, im loving ur writing style. You trick us to reading, even if we dont want to.
ehn so thas how you make ppl waste their mb abi don't worry u would see eni to ma dasi ti te yin lojo imin mtscew oshi #fuckgulder
nice! was my first thought but later i come realize say linda just trick me to watch youtube ontop office internet.
Nice one.
#aintnobodygotmbforthat.
#Girlchild.
hhhmmmm! Not what i expected at all
hhhmmmm! Not what i expected at all
Linda ikeji!!!!!!!! If I catch u eh! Imagine dis babe oooo! So na advert be this? You need cane walahi!
Omo! i don fall for the story finish o, i thought it was a true life story self. I no fit shout o
that is my school mate @ video
nice work...Hillary
linda i sight you
What then happened? Incomplete story sucks
Sorry, but the guy is too handsome for her. Not a good match. A goddess should be strikingly beautiful. Not a good advert. Get Kemi Adetiba to add shoot a goddess advert for Gulder please!
nice, nice.. David Hundeyin is always very creative sha
Dude, you'd better finish d story you started...with which MB will I use to watch d video? *annoyed*
This got me.
But she is just a normal girl na.
Well, am sure this boy is a warri boy, because in warri, there are no fine girls.
Nice advert.. john is quite handsome
Fucking lovely
Goddess fire
Linda abeg send ur plp to lekki shoprite, soldiers ar there to arrest Wasiu Ayinde kwam 1 for trying to carry gun into shoprite
God!! I cant blive I fell for this...
no now....i was really expecting somtin different nd beta frm dt video...
*sips the ultimate drink*
*sips the ultimate drink*
linda pls dont try it again.mtchewwwww
this is really a good advert
Lol,Gulder caught me
*iyawo Obama
Just wasted 30 secs of my life watching this.
Tot is was a true story
Am sure by now ur pastor is evenin cursing you....u didn't cum to church instead you lurking around someone else's girlfrnd....calling her goddess....goddess koh iya osun ni
nawa oo so sweet
HELLO..keep what happen to yourself...I will not watch.It will chop all my MB.Stingy man why not tell the whole story.I hope the girl disappointed u.
When she is tru with u,,,afterall u ve a car abi...don't worry keke napep will be ur ride soon
lmao... gulder nice one but the girl is nowhere close to a goddess but every woman is beautiful
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Nigga go marry wife But at d same time it's cool
LOL, nice advertising
Ur fada.......bastards una just waste my mb
Linda Ikeji, Linda Ikeji, Linda Ikeji, how many times did I call you? I was really eager to finish the story, only to find out it was just an advert. Loooooong HISS!
Ok... Next!!!
Seriously? Lame.
Arggggghhhhhhhhh*faint! #advert! *faint again
Na wa o.... nice concept tho...
No data for rubbish. I watch it on tv
Mtcheeew! !
Ahn ahn, wah kinda suspense is dz na, next time if you can finish the story here, biko dont tell us, lol
it is well
U people are not serious. Lol
BOLLOCKS!!!
Ohhhhh I ws really following up d story
Linda wats d meaning of dis rough play? all for advert of a beer.smh #walksaway#
Hisses
Linda ikeji....ur left yansh
Please Linda I don't like this ahan you got me reading all the way to the end😡
Why na which video again 'suspense'
Rubbish!!!
Lindy, so u allowed me waste my precious meg to watch gulder ultimate search trailer... Na wa o
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lol. first video I've ever clicked on the blog. nice advert.
Nooo. Linda u must pay me for wasting my time
Lol just a gulder advert...shii
I tire for dis lindo sef
Wow, a fellow Hundeyin
Wow, a fellow Hundeyin
Thank God I didn't open... Lol ,, My sub is low
~~~PINKY
Linda u caught me I swear.
nna na wah o,, I don fall mugu now...#being tryin to comment fo ages now
na wah ooo..... poor script
Wait wait!hold it!!!rough play kills from federal ministry of rough play ni..is this meant to prepare me for bush hunting or pot belly cultivation?!
Imagine!!! Linda, take your time ooo! Which kain joke be this na! Choi! Nice advert strategy anyways...
¤Abbie says so¤
Wastage of time
Smh.just wasted my precious tym watching dis
Smh.just wasted my precious tym watchin dis
Can't watch. Watch for what? Some writing and acting course I guess.
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Exactly
Mstchewwwwwww....and something was telling me not to open this post...kai
Really Linda like seriously. ...*strolls away *
Really Linda like seriously. ...*strolls away *
nonseeeennnse.. just wasted data and time.... u must pay me
Just passing..didnt bother to read
if na d guy be dat.....na mall security u resemble
mthswwwwwww
that was specific
Na wa o
Akuko ifo
~D great anonymous!
Thunder fire u linda
seriously i was already carried away. that is cool sha.
Hmmmm
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