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Wednesday 8 July 2015

Hilarious! GEJ returns from vacation and Nigerians start #GejWhileYouWereAway hashtag on twitter

Immediate past president, Goodluck Jonathan returned from his vacation to the UK yesterday night and Nigerians hilariously started twitter hashtag #GejWhileYouWereAway, basically stating some of the things that happened in the country while he was away from Nigeria. See the tweets after the cut



166 comments:

Nky said...

so hilarious, laughing with tears in my eyes...

Bierbieklaus said...

Gej when you were away,the bokoboys became more radical....killing and bombing have not stopped once

Unknown said...

Lol Nigerians eh .. No be here ,,

Anonymous said...

Linda you are just a stupid person for this post.Is it every rubbish you will bring to your page?Na wa oh.

Davido's driver said...

Lmaooo having a laugh at work

Unknown said...

So funny

Anonymous said...

NIGERIANS NVER SIEZES TO AMAZED PPLE...TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Chai!!! Nigerians have no chill

Unknown said...

lwkmd! @ d first cows had "presidential visit"

STERN said...

GEJ man of the year!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha. Nigerians sha......my first comment ever

Elixir said...

I just can't stop laughing... so hilarious!

Nicole said...

Lmfao! Nigerians always find a way to turn crisis into comedy. I guess that's what keeps us sane .

meggy said...

I love Nigerians....... hahahahahhahahahaha. This is so funny

Unknown said...

#GejWhileYouWereAway boko boys has been bombing with reckless abandon.

Linda cogitate

Livvsreamblog said...

Change has come indeed!

Unknown said...

Nigerians, always adding humor to every situation. God bless Nigeria, we must survive. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Nigerians, always adding humor to every situation. God bless Nigeria, we must survive. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha Linda this is hilarious. But its all Good. Love GEJ. He his a Man of peace

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahahahaha Nigerians.what about #GEJWhileYouWereAway,Nigerians have grown so impatient demanding Buhari to become merlin and chane Nigeria in one month

Unknown said...

lol.....

Unknown said...

Chaii...Jonathan don suffer.

Anonymous said...

Youths in this country, i weep for you all who wake up and do nothing with your leisure time than to post nonsense on social media, you fools, as if Pmb is a magician, GEJ that left after 8 years, what did he do while he was there?and you are criticizing someone who has not even spent up to a year...you all need to sit back and think of what to do with your lives..

Anonymous said...

Damnnnnnnnnn!!! This is so creative.#Sociamediaissuchfatfun!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Unknown said...

o.m.g...I can not laugh my lungs out.#still waiting for change,tho.

Unknown said...

Kai,Nigerians ehn
*iyawo Obama

kay said...

this girl we know u like PMB but just try come up with something wey make sense naa!! most of the talks no make sense at all! dem just dey repeat themselves esp tha Odekunle guy

Anonymous said...

hahahhahahha so hilarious tweets lol, Nagaria we hail thee

Unknown said...

lmao...the tweets are hilarious fa..Oga Jona please stay away biko.

Beausteven said...

Pmb has change his name to baba go slow instead of changing the situations of Nigerians for good

kufre Ekpo said...

So many funny comments here. This is quite interesting!

Unknown said...

Lolz I trust naija,no dullin moment @all #GEJwhileuaway d citizens jst dey die anyhw 4rm bomb pls bring bck gudluck

Unknown said...

NIGERIANS.....


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

Anonymous said...

#GejWhileYouWereAway No one has been able to wife Linda Ikeji, we still don't know where she is cutting shows from and she's still obsessed with average sized eggplants.

Juliebabe said...

Hahaha very funny, chai!! i so miss my hero GEJ, welcome back sir.

Jasmine Joseph said...

Hahahahahaha Nigerians are so funny

Jasmine Joseph said...

Hahahahahaha Nigerians are so funny

Jasmine Joseph said...

Hahahahahaha Nigerians are so funny

Jasmine Joseph said...

Hahahahahaha Nigerians are so funny

Unknown said...

Lollll....mi love this country

Anonymous said...

I love my country Nigeria, we have a great sense of humour.
Lmao @Democracy became Northerncracy.

A new country called West Germany was formed.

Ijaw guys started swimming with safety apparatus. Lol



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Debbie Chelsea said...

Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahaahahahahahaha *cleans tears*

Anonymous said...

Please Gejwhileuwhereaway#PMB wants to spread bh to the east by relocating the prisoners to anambra prison

Unknown said...

LMAO! Nigerians are just crazy..how did I even miss this trend

Anonymous said...

Linda Ikeji is obviously anti-APC, Anti-Tinubu and Pro-Jonathan.
She's been hiding all this while to protect her blog.

Unknown said...

Ayokunle odekunle comment got my ribs cracking, and was so funny. Nice one frm them.

Unknown said...

I can't just stop laughing ooooooooo
Nigerians are crazy and funny!!!!!
Very creative tweet tho'

Unknown said...

So so hilarious. I can't hold my laughter even as I am writing this comment. Nigerians are very funny and creative. NIGERIA I HAIL THEE.

GALORE said...

Very hilarious

I love Nigeria...I love my Fatherland



My hero is back...
yipee.





@Galore

ashbaby said...

Lwkmd Nigerians always have a way of turning bad situation to something u can laugh at #GodBlessNaija

Jude Bonnison said...

#Gejwhyyouwereaway some pple trekked from their location to aso rock to congratulate buhari bcos they need to burn calories.

Unknown said...

Awwww! Don't we all just love gej? #gejwhileyouwereaway I was busy blasting baba blue sorry baba go slow

Anonymous said...

Shut the F* up! PMB is a magician he promised so much to be done in 6 weeks!

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahaha ur a clown

Anonymous said...

Go and die **in oshomole's voice ** Nigerian youths pity u more

Anonymous said...

Linda, pls be strong. Don't allow anybody intimidate you. That is what they would soon start to do because you are a medium for Nigerians to air their views. When people use this same medium to attack GEJ, APC were pleased with you. Now they have to face the same barrage of attack PDP had. APC shouldn't complain but tell Baba go slow to Act fast as the country is crumbling right before our very eyes. Boko haram now rule every where because their Chairman is now occupying Aso Rock

mikkyjanec said...

Naija will never stop to amaze me. Very funny tweets. But it is actually truth.

Unknown said...

Lwkmd..Naija eh..#GEJwhileyouwereaway, Obama's wife bcme president of West Germany (president Michelle). Boko boys re-enforce and no more smile nd laughter 4rm Mummy Patience bcus Aisha Buhari don't know how to mke us smile.

Anonymous said...

You are the stupid person!

Anonymous said...

kai this man is old sha

Anonymous said...

Shut up... retard. Wat ve u done with ur own life? Mumu oshi

Unknown said...

#GejWhileYouWereAway the old and still pdp Undercover Saraki out smarted the Eko king and the house was on fire..

Anonymous said...

Love this trend! lol! #GejWhileyouwereaway ,Dress code in aso rock has changed drastically

Kachi said...

#GEJwhileyouwereaway APC has been pleading for Patience meanwhile they need Goodluck.

Unknown said...

Dis guys are very funny....

ary said...

LOL PMB/BGS go hear nwi!!! He might not last the duration of his tenure sef!! Not wishing him death but the pressure would force him out of office to his farm!

anii said...

Egwu, goat, go and hug a transformer Baba go slow does not have a first lady but he has first cows.while ppl are dying is afraid now let him go and visit them na.mtsweeeeeew

anii said...

Hahaha @ Linder oya over to u

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha @ Risk Rose started NYSC

Anonymous said...

Gej didn't even do 8yrs moron. Pls leave us n our stupidity alone since u re not any better

Unknown said...

Jonah, while u were away, they released boko haram suspects.

Nicole said...

Lol!

APPLE said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa..

Anonymous said...

Ur own dry jor

Anonymous said...

snail buhari!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

LOL. These people have time


OKORO UPGRADED**

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Too hilarious biko

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:25,oloriibu somebody,linda is a nice and gentle hardworking woman,neva u,abuse her,olofo,if it's linda's money now,u will,beg 4it.

Unknown said...

I love Nigeria hahaha.... I love gej

Anonymous said...

Your a very big fool. pitying you is an understatement. Your better of a lost soul.

Anonymous said...

if i'm asked to choose btw bn president of nigeria or take 50 millions,i will gladly go for 50m

Anonymous said...

ok

Anonymous said...

personally i dont have anything against GEJ or PMB, did GEJ mess this country up YES, so NIgerians should stop acting like he was one hero forgetting that he was the primer to the situation we are in. i dont care if PMB doesnt appoint ministers anytime soon but then i am shocked that he is also taking his time on this insurgency issue while people are dieing everyday, every action he has taken just seem to be the one to boost boko haram, firstthe removal of soldiers from check point,then release of those who were 'wrongly' accused of being part of BH, if we can recall GEJ also released a large no of prisoners saying they were innocent, so does it mean that all the people they arrested were all innocent?, now he is transferring Bh prisoners to anambra, is he trying to spread them, later we will hear prison break and d rest u know. we should ask why the attacks are drastically increasing while in the last days before GEJ left it decreased significantly, infact there was almost no attack but now its increasing speedingly, what was was our millitary doing differently then that they have stoped now, Nigerians we should be at alert pls.The moment chad had two attacks they banned the use of full faced veiled secured their border and dispersed millitary everywhere why are ours not taking such measures. how can i forget when PMB called bh jama'atul.......who are being slaughtered anyhow while millitants live like kings, how does such a man suddenly repents. We need to rise and pray for our nation. I really like PMB btw,if i had voted i would have voted for him but his actions towards insurgency is making question him and look back at his past.

Anonymous said...

nigerians re xptn miracle in just a month,nonsense

ujunwa said...

Yes boss....welcome back sir....the real president....
I say GEJ...dey say GMB....i say continuity....dey say change....and I told dem look even d maker of earth never change but now my people are crying cuz of stupidity Nigeria why?.....sir am happy to tell you d boko boys are now in full control of god forsaken northern Nigeria and d woman president can't do anything bout it

fabneyo said...

Lolz
Ah no fit laff 2much coz e dey give me #yanshache

yawanow said...

quite hilarious

Unknown said...

I just dey laugh cause some of this people never see food chop,some at 30 still leave with there folks so many jobless...can you imagine with head on his shoulder saying bring back Jonathan....how senseless

Anonymous said...

All these Apc e-rat that will be using anonymous account to attack Linda just because she is not being bias with her journalism, please also remain anonymous when she is giving people free takeaway every month.

Anonymous said...

nawa oo

Barry said...

Go and die...... Lolz

Anonymous said...

Wonderful

Officialmrssam said...

Laff win kil me die....hahahaha

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

Choi....Nigerians no get respect o, no chill at all, lmao. Choi!!!!



#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

best country in the world lol i love 9ja

Unknown said...

Mr anonymous fool over there talking about Linda being anti APC, what's good about the fake party that harbours saboteurs and agberos of Lagos. Everyday fighting, is is the rise of boko haram that threatens buhari more in the hot seat. Retired general my foot. Nigerians sure have a reason to complain. BOOHARI IS A FUCKIN SHAM

Unknown said...

Hahahhahahahaahhahahahaha funny country with funny people inside

Anonymous said...

So we should wait a year when all our northern people have died before we speak abi, when bh attack is the order of the day

Unknown said...

Hahahahhahahahahhahahhahah..... can't stop laughing!! wonderful Nigerians.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm

Unknown said...

well come bank sir,

Unknown said...

Ayokunle odekunle comment got my ribs cracking, and was so funny. Nice one frm them.

Unknown said...

Ayokunle odekunle comment got my ribs cracking, and was so funny. Nice one frm them.

SirMirron said...

I pity ur life. I pray ur life wil b transform just d way he transform Nigeria

muyixone said...

Proudly nigerian.. Always mkn humour outta even bad situations.. #proudly 9ja

SirMirron said...

I pity ur life. I pray that ur life will be transform the way he transform Nigeria

Unknown said...

9ja can trend anything lol

Jules said...

Lmao...Nigerians are very funny

Anonymous said...

Don't I just love nigerians...

Unknown said...

Sharraapp willie willie!!!

Unknown said...

My hero Gej while you were away I told them that this baba go slow's government willl show Nigerians all your good works.

OSINANL said...

Good for Baba-Go-Slow

Gold said...

Nigerians are now missing Jonathan.

Anonymous said...

U r so foolish. Wen he was promising to do magic he didn't knw abi. Now he talks abt old age as a barrier. Abeg make we hear word jare

knowurway.com said...

U people are mad. All those who insult PMB, are sick fools, u people don't like good thin.

Anonymous said...

Nigerians and their selective amnesia.Suffering and smiling As if Boko Haram didn't kill hundreds of thousands and displaced even more while GEJ was in office. This is clearly PDP doing this. RIde on, you maggot. You want Buhari to achieve in 1 month what your clueless Jonathan couldn't do in 6 years. All of a sudden, y'all now want a better life that you couldn't demand from Goodluck. Even some of you idiots still voted for him to continue to stay. Thanks to Buhari, salaries are going to be paid. The treasury was empty, but Buhari had to scrap the taxes that your stupid Goodluck Jonathan would have allowed his goons and PDP maggot to transfer into their bank accounts and buy cars that they will never drive in this lifetime. Continue to be stupid. The end shall justify the means. PDP will never rule this country again...NEVER!!! Madam, if you like nor post this comment...

Unknown said...

PMB, should always wear a frown, because his face is not good to see when he smiles.







Busy Fingers.

Anonymous said...

Mumu...... Is Twitter is also Anti APC, Anti Tinubu and Pro GEJ? What has Linda got to do with what is trending on Twitter??

ASA said...

#Daddy my Hero!whileyouaway..cry....cry....cry..BOKO BOYZ ARE NOW RELOCATED TO ANAMBRA state..cry....

Unknown said...

Nigerians are crazy. LOL
www.carolesrepublic.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

lol....e burst my head #GEJWHILEYOUWEREAWAY linda always posting about transgender

Anonymous said...

But while you were away Nigeria Came to halt.

While you were aware daura cows had a presidential visit.

While you were away Buhari went to west Germany to meet with president Michelle

While you were away Nigeria became the land of Fullness of Time and Patience but we reminded them that patience went with you.

While you were away Osun asked their failure governor to resign because his not capable to govern a LGA let alone a state, ‪#‎8months‬ salary not paid.

While you were away FFK was freed from EFCC

While you were away Buhari confessed that age will limit his performance, that his very old won't be able to bring the change he told us, remember that we told them.

While you were away Buhari announced that boko haram are now his misguided brothers no longer terrorist.

While you were away Buhari removed all the military check points for his misguided brothers for easy movement

Unknown said...

naija got talent in comments and yabbing. lol

Unknown said...

Anything goes in this country just loving the way Nigerians are following their politics these days .

Unknown said...

Lol can't stop laughing

Anonymous said...

I love NIGERIA my country.#GEJWHENYOUWEREAWAY BBOG execos are getting political appointments and their have reduced.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahahaha. Biko Nigerians ar too much

Unknown said...

Laughing like a mad woman...come see as people de look me.

Unknown said...

Laughing like a mad woman,come see as people de look me.

Unknown said...

Laughing like a mad woman...come see as people de look me.

Endydecency said...

#GEJwhileyouraway PMB turned Ngerian government to Northern government.

Unknown said...

No dulling in my land. Things cab never get boring.

Unknown said...

GEJ while u are away, buhari decided to brought down all d boko haram suspect down to Ekwulobia anambra state so dat boko haram can come down to igbo land to finish what dey started! Bt while u were still away, we igbos believe dat no weapon formed against us wil ever prosper in jesus name Amen. Lolo1

Unknown said...

GEJ while u are away, buhari brought down all d boko haram suspect down to Ekwulobia anambra state so dat boko haram can come down to igbo land to finish what dey started! Bt while u were still away, we igbos believe dat no weapon formed against us wil ever prosper in jesus name Amen. Lolo1

Unknown said...

When u are supposed to be busy working, u are taking class in LIB university.

Unknown said...

Am sure d music wl change vry soon wen we all start 2 experience positive change

OzCrewz said...

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cha naija chaa....we are born wit talents....I hail oo naija

Unknown said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaa oh my Gosh ds pple sef

Pastor LUV Adimorah said...

FUNNY BUH MOSTLY 2RU

Unknown said...

Wilheminna don't I just love u? I mean d wicked u! LOL. Baba blue indeed

I B M bolubantin said...

People can be very funny

Goaldyn Boy said...

#GejWhileYouWereAway, Bhuhari refused to appoint a Finance Minister so that he can loot the country's resources to stupor without record or accountability!!!

abujakenneth said...

@GEJwhileyouwereaway, the loud mouth Tinubu is a recluse now.

Unknown said...

Rotflmao....I don't even have an ass! Best comment ever!

Anonymous said...

linda thanks for this post. its been a really tough day for me at work today i was swamped in it, until i just saw this post and laughed and laughed.

Unknown said...

Take ur time..haba,I'm having fun over dz instead of u 2 laugh it off ur saying dz stuff "no make sense" am fasting if not I 4 blast u..

Anonymous said...

No mind the ugly Yeye BH sister! Na baba go slow great grand pikin!

Anonymous said...

Lol so so funny

Elokz said...

Hahahahahahaha choi Naija we hail thee! And we expect the international community to take us serious wen we take everything as a big joke!

Anonymous said...

Hope GEJ is reading too!

Optimist said...

One cannot ignore some these points oooh, Hmmm it is well

Anonymous said...

NA WAH THIS OUR BABA GO SLOW DON BECOME CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT.

Juleslouis said...

Lmao! No be small thing. First cows? Omg! Hehehehhee

Bubble said...

Tell them, if they are blind we will inform them with braille, if they are deaf we will get it across to them with hand-signs. We are done with PDP in this country. We are not created to be stagnant. Even linda now is Anti-Apc, we still don't care. How are we going to support PDP that looted all our treasures away and don't mind planning a future for the youths and some of this ignorant youths are still ranting against Buhari that is yet to spend 6months . Let this man work,even if our youths have so much acclaimatise to stagnation we'll re-orient them. I believe in God through PMB. He needs time, stop acting like illiterates, it took GEJ 6years to do nothing, so why complain bout Buhari like he has a magical wand to build jerusalem overnight. God will deliver us from our ill-reasoning. Awe ngbo yin

Anonymous said...

Y'all idiots typing shit about GMB should use ur heads. Whah did GEJ achieve for 6years??? The failure only emptied the country's treasury and put the country in serious debt. Yet some fools still call him 'hero'... SMH. If he had spent one more tenure, only God knows maybe he would sell the whole country.




Unknown said...

Ok o

Collins said...

welcome back Sir.....pls click on my name

Casey DM said...

GEJ,while you were away..Bokohari gave his boys roller coaster ride by removing military post on the way. Bokohari gives attention to his daughter twitter handle and his cows than Nigerians. Bokohari now built an Helipad in his village from the empty treasury u left behind(Magician Buhari). amaechi is yet to b offered appointment...and we had 10 aboki appointment and one southern man. despite being the month of Ramadan, Bokohari lied that the twitter handle doesn't belong to his daughter. Lastly, while you were away...Tinubu was disgraced by NASS and he is now regretting his actions. Many more still loading ooo. In other Goodnews sir, WELCOME HOME MY HERO. WE MISSED YOU GREATLY SIR. TEN GBOSAA FOR GEJ. Cheers. Don Casey.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that Nigetians want to compare gej to PMB. Nigerians are willing to live in poverty for sentiments. I am grateful that Buhari is hard and won't listen to all this rubbish talk. Change is here

Anonymous said...

I laugh ....

Oluwadamilola said...

Jobless people

Unknown said...

Gej while u were away nigerians re suffering no money we made a great mistake

Unknown said...

There are so many obstacles on the way of the man who wants to succeed...am not surprised most of them were paid to do this, with the likes of doyin and ffk following them.

Maky said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

I love my country. we always find a way to put smiles on our faces despite what our leaders put us through.....anyway lets not take PMB for Merlin.....

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