Friday, January 22, 2010

Women who swallow semen reduce the risk of cancer...
























Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.


Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
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This study was reported in a Journal of Medical Research
 
Swallow semen? BS! Tell me something else...
What do you guys think of this?

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Swallow semen!!! Yuk!

Anonymous said...

Na this kind research i dey like, thank you so much Dr, now my wife no get excuse again o.

Anonymous said...

oh! And which of our body fluids should the men folk swallow to reduce prostrate cancer? Our 'red oil'? Rubbish!

hellish said...

this is from a FAKE article.

u guys are retarded.

mystoriesmytestimonies said...

how many people were used for this study?.... that is my question....
the study sample should be at least 1000 people...if not...this study is not valid... at all...
GOD HELP US OOOOO...I TIRE...

thank God for epidemiology class...LOL.

Royalty Expressions said...

I will like to know if any clinical research has been carried out determine the claim that swallowing semen reduces the risk of cancer in women.

If this is true, there would be a market demand for semen. In this time of economic recession, men can cash in on this opportunity.

joicee said...

Buahaha,
Well let us not also forget increased risk of HIV,HepatitisB,C and lots more lol

Lilian temewei said...

wetin i no go hear?sperm ke? abeg i no want oooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

..finally some sexual sense..i smell money somewhere..lolz

Anonymous said...

@ Joice...better person!!

Anonymous said...

I guess prostitutes also have lower rates of breast cancer..hmmm..Lol. This study is CRAZY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Which depraved man ( or who knows woman ) was the principal investigator in this obviously biased study????

Anonymous said...

dat thing doesnt taste good abeeg
just a lil in my mouth makes me urrghhhh...
i wonder wat next is in store?? eat poop and be cured from colon cancer???

Anonymous said...

@anon1,wats "YUK" abt swallowing semen? don't u enjoy oral sex?

pharmdoll said...

it's not a real study. No research like that was done. It's made up!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ d comments..someone shld do me a favor and just google this word "porn"(and dont act like u've never been curious abt it) this is for those questionning how u swallow semen..In America if u dont do it then the sex is nt finished(so they say), as for the HIV,Hepatitis part before u have sex u shld know who u having sex with and also GET TESTED! only ur husband or serious partner shld u have sex with in the first place...Abeg una no crucify me oh!person just speak my mind..LOL

Anonymous said...

Pretenders...all of us. Trust Naija people to come on here and turn their noses down at "the deed", let a camera follow you around 24/7 first and we will really expose the hypocrits (its usually the ones that shout the loudest....fellatio ke, eyama, pff liars). First off, we should all know this article was written in humor.

Anonymous said...

seriously! I dont get the buhaha..I actually like the taste of semen..easy to swallow for me, but for preventing cancer??..lol

Anonymous said...

I guess it was all men who carried this research for their benefit.

Anonymous said...

That is if the man does not suffer from prostate cancer. Yuk! Sucking is good. Swallow no way! A 'pearl necklace' is better, that is to drop it on the neck and boobs. Wonderful!

Anonymous said...

trust my naija peops to form surprise on the act or thought of it.abeg it is such research that give the western world an edge over us-we dont research and we are ready to turn down one given to us.fine find ur own way of reducing the risk of cancer.

Anonymous said...

To the person that says (I guess it was all men who carried this research for their benefit.) then i am asking you, what is there for them to benefit from women swallowing semen?. this people are the ones that made the research and found out AIDS/HIV, what its all about, the full meaning of, the cause of it and also how to prevent it. so here you are saying something that you do not even sure of.

I love linda, keep ur yanins up i'm with you all the way

Nky0409 said...

Swallow semen??????? not on your life!

kingsley said...

Lilian is it bad? What of those that act porn movies? Stop pretending joor na you like am pass