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Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Ali Baba writes on dealing with people who try to run you down

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"The event pLanner asked. Ali is old, get a younger Mc. As fate would have it I still worked with her. During the event, as I wrote notes for her, to introduce several segments of the show and how to bring on different dignitaries, the event planner will come backstage and smile. She came in backstage once, while my co-mc was on stage, using an intro I gave her and said, "Ali you are rare. Someone just commented on how awesome the introduction ********* (co-mc's name) gave the last speaker was. I nearly told him you wrote it. Especially after what she said when I was trying to book her." Not necessary, I replied. When people write you off, get right in. Some two years ago, someone said Ali Baba's time has passed, I did a straight 6 hours of stand up comedy. All of my original stuff. Many of the comedians who were at the show, have since boosted their jokes arsenal with some of the materials used in that epic performance. And since that 6 hours, many comedians have received free jokes as often as we meet. My producer @officialbunmidavies told me jokingly that if the 6hr video is made public, many people will see the source of some great jokes. But as Zakilooooo will say Judas no stop Jesus. It's allowed. People who don't see you in economy class are unaware you are lounging in First class... Even when you are on the same flight. Who the cap fits...

75 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Deep message

Davido's driver said...

@he is old... They don't know the story about 'old wine'

zita nneoma said...

Alilbaba :)

Unknown said...

Alibaba ome mkpotu! Talking shit just to be noticed ....

Unknown said...

Heishuuuuuuuu! Maka nna ede afa ndi mkpotu....u talk eeh

Unknown said...

U culd nt hv said it any beta.. pple are really bad




















Lib freak

Unknown said...

Very right, man. It's everywhere u get or come across idiots like that... lol

Blog It With Olivia said...

Nice one














#iT wiLL oNly gET beTTer
#It MuSt eNd iN prAise

Bonita Bislam said...

Spot on.
I've always known that a woman who has an opinion must have a voice & develop thick skin.Thats my idea of dealing with em

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Gbam!

Unknown said...

Alibaba u need a chilled glass of chapman
~D great anonymous!

talk2frankky said...

Helen Paul you dey hear sha.

Anonymous said...

I guess this piece is for Helen Paul and her comment that his well of Jokes have gone dry

Anonymous said...

So real...

Anonymous said...

That small girl with smelling mouth that does not have respect somethings are better not said, when Alli Baba started comedy, she was till in Unilag having her bath outside in female hostel, with that her dirty brown teeth, Thank God dentist don help am now. She no even fear self..smh.

Anonymous said...

That small girl with smelling mouth that does not have respect somethings are better not said, when Alli Baba started comedy, she was till in Unilag having her bath outside in female hostel, with that her dirty brown teeth, Thank God dentist don help am now. She no even fear self..smh.

nekkyville said...

Nd he's rplying Helen Paul!!! He's d boss nd will always be d BOSS!! Helen I love u bt atimes,u r a snob

Anonymous said...

Note to Helen Paul!!!!

ary said...

That is life!

Unknown said...

Nice write up, one has to be careful with people, because you don't know who is who, frienenemie every where. Let me ask oh, is the female mc Helen Paul. Kikikikiki small world.

Anonymous said...

Uhmm....Helen Paul see watin you de cause now,E be like say the witch for your Village don get you password ooo.

Anthills said...

A very subtle shade to the female co-jara presenter's

Anonymous said...

Helen Paul isnt a nice person. She wont last with that behaviour...#jussaying

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Too long for a sister

Anonymous said...

Direct response to tatafo or whats her name Helen paul.
She messed up big time.

Anonymous said...

Helen Paul; take note.

Lady J said...

Helen Paul see what u have caused! parrot. learn to respect ppl who paved the way for u.

Unknown said...

Abi

Unknown said...

Helen Paul, get in here!

Unknown said...

Unfortunately, he is very correct.











#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Unfortunately, he is very correct.











#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

I think he's responding to Helen Paul's jokes on Ay live show....That serves her right,talkative

Anonymous said...

Abeg shey comedy na for yabs too. If Helen paul yab you take am like that and yab her back when u dey stage. Let's not play to the gallery.

Anonymous said...

Helen paul know do anything jare,up Helen Paul.

Anonymous Personified said...

AY you see wetin your show don cause abi? watching in 3D

best opinion said...

Helen Paul you heard??? Don't buy enemies in this street

Unknown said...

The older the wine, the better it becomes.

Anonymous said...

She be idiot...make Dem treat her fuck up for her...foolish woman

Folorunso said...

Alibaba is tacitly expressing his hurt abt Helen Paul's swipe at him at the recent AY's show. While Helen really cracked really expensive jokes, Alibaba should be told 'What goes around comes around'. I have listened to Alibaba's jokes(AY also guilty of this..), and I felt like 'bros this is not funny,u are running pple down'. There was this joke Alibaba made about Tony Tetuila many years ago, he was openly making gest of his bad leg. That hurt me as if am related to Tony. Comedians should know where to draw the lines. Now Helen Paul joked that Alibaba is claiming to be oga of the comedians becoz he is creativity bankrupt, he is now writing abt people running him down. You never see anything. Deal with it !!

Racheal.reks said...

...let him wear it.

Unknown said...

He nailed so many haters we hav around dat amounts to nothing even on LIB, u see someone dat just hate his or hersef for nothing and spitting rubbish.

As if dis is even small, wht abt d ones dat insult or tell d owner of blog wht or how to run her blog.

All dis boils down to wht goes around turns around. People wit hates in their lives hav nothing to offer other than wht they possess.

Unknown said...

He nailed it.

So many haters we hav around dat amounts to nothing even on LIB, u see someone dat just hate his or hersef for nothing and spitting rubbish.

As if dis is even small, wht abt d ones dat insult or tell d owner of blog wht or how to run her blog.

All dis boils down to wht goes around turns around. People wit hates in their lives hav nothing to offer other than wht they possess.

Anonymous said...

Why is he taking Helens' yab personal??
So all des comedians b acting like dey got a tough skin to jibes.... buh e dey pain dem....

Anonymous said...

True

Anonymous said...

Ali babas jokes are dry as fcuk. Helen paul was right his jokes are for only the wealthy. All these comedians yab others don't understand why they are getting pissed that she yabbed them when infact she was telling the truth. Suck it up and take a joke guys. Its the same thing you diah out she dished back

klemo said...

Ali, you have spoken like an elder. Even for winch, senior de de.

klemo said...

Ali, you have spoken like an elder. Even for winch, senior de de.

klemo said...

Ali, you have spoken like an elder. Even for winch senior de de

Godspower said...

he is just on point.the best way to answer people who want to run u down is to be always one step ahead of them.

Unknown said...

the KING WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING... carry go Ali baba, nothing do you.

Unknown said...

In my view, Helen Paul messed up big time!!!! Say u hold Mic no mean say Make u no get sense Hold ur mouth sometimes. Ali is King

swt yvonne said...

Nice write up, but if this is cuz of Helen Paul, I must say this ain't necessary.... That was comedy.. I remember obj being described as a monkey. So calm down man.

Teddy! said...

Poor Wilhelmina, always barking at her own reflection. Pele.

Teddy! said...

Bcos the sister Na olodo

OD said...

Take it or you leave it. ALI BABA made comedy what it is today. And that should be respected. You dont bite the finger that feeds you.

Anonymous said...

Shut up! Mbok

Anonymous said...

Helen Paul, a word is enough for the wise but only the dog that is destined for lost that will never listen to the hunter's clarion. I warn you ooooo

Anonymous said...

Sorry point of correction, she will be in primary or secondary......it's bin a way back thing

Anonymous said...

God bless you not atimes, she's always I snob I use to like her until, she did it to me.

Anonymous said...

So these jokers called comedians know that certain jokes are painful and they make fun of people and even turn some physical challenges in people as jokes - stammerer, deaf and dump, cripple. Now they can't take each other's jokes! How apt the Bible is - do unto others as you want them do to you

Anonymous said...

i hope this isn't a message to Helen Paul... The lady that likes to run her mouth

Unknown said...

Very deep!!!


OKORO UPGRADED

bummyla said...

True Talk! http://www.bummyla.com

Anonymous said...

People giving Helen Paul better be careful cos her type will come back to stab you in the back

Anonymous said...

That stupid Helen Paul, she is so dry, always abusing people is her style of comedy I don't blame her Na JARA I blame ode short dwarf with yam leg

Unknown said...

Helen Paul!!! That's ur sub!!! Take it!!!

Unknown said...

Well.... 6 straight hours? I think not. who's gonna listen to you for 6 straight hours?

Anonymous said...

Helen Paul, u need to respect the people who suffered and paved way for the young comedians/comediennes in the industry. You think you have reached the top a I? Just know that prides goes before destruction. Stop digging out for yourself.

Miriam David said...

Let dem wear it o! Baba u too much. Well said. Respect!

Unknown said...

Helen paulinus

Dumebi said...

.

Unknown said...

It's true, people try to bring Odas down just because dey ave low self esteem and wanna feel better abouh demselves I agree wif him!

Àgbà said...

i was at d show when the whole drama started ,helen paul was just playing around cracking her jokes innoncently buh Gordons took it personal .....if u watched the video very well, Gordon acted foolishly, what helen said did not warrant the reply gordon gave. The video u saw was the edited version of the whole scenario ,come on comedians do crack jokes insulting Obasanjo, Oshiomole, amaechi without these policians crying...he acted foolishly and nw is the pay back time....its d law of karma... He insulted Helen's Husband.. her life.. her career.(I actually felt like crying for helen) most of the things he said were edited to implicate helen and could not be aired so when i see fellow Nigerians talk trash base on a half sided story.. it is simply annoying. na gist una all hear pls leave the judgement for we wey dey the show. #badbelle

Unknown said...

That's life........be yourself, don't let people negative thought bring you down. Focus on God & the sky will be your limit.

Unknown said...

That's life........be yourself, don't let people negative thought bring you down. Focus on God & the sky will be your limit.

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