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Wednesday 13 May 2015

Police find $100 worth of groceries in woman’s Vagina

Holly Fray from Pittson, Pennsylvania is facing charges and fines after being arrested. Keen eyed store employees couldn’t help but notice the resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the police. Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.
"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”

Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;

“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina.

A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

The store didn't press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.

124 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Na so the place wide?

Davido's driver said...

This is serious. Lindoabserve

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Chai, congo meat don turn storage can, pheww!

Unknown said...

Professional thief!

Anonymous said...

Not possible

Dreezy the quidnunc said...

Mogbe.. Pussy refrigerator ahahahah

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Her vjay na pit? Hian!

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Wawu! The vijayjay is capable of swallowing a school bag.
phew! She went too far.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Very very funny

Anonymous said...

Hoe come all that stuff entered there Nawa oo

Dreezy the quidnunc said...

Very very funny Kai

Anonymous said...

A dozen eggs....jeez.cant stop laffing ds shii is just too funny mehn

Unknown said...

Ooo

Anonymous said...

EVEN MAN WITH BIG D**K NO FIT SATISFY THIS ONE...

Unknown said...

Wait waat?

Anonymous said...

What the HELL??? Lmao. That's 1 massive vagaina. In case people don't understand, $100 is equivalent to #22,000. 22k worth of food items up her vaigina? She better switch over to a career in porn cos that vagaina has the stamina. I salute her!!!

Unknown said...

LOL! Storage

Unknown said...

Hehehehehe
Thieves everywia

Manuel Kunmi said...

Such innocent face but crazily large p***y damn!! I suppose fit park my car in the place loool

Unknown said...

Eyaaa...if she stole oranges, then she must be hungry.

Unknown said...

Let them lock her away before she decides to go into kidnapping , can't imagine being locked in her cell pun

Unknown said...

Horrible woman , with a nasty big ole hole

Unknown said...

Very funny indeed,
Even she wants to steal, she can't even steal something that is valuable.

Manuel Kunmi said...

It's a crazy crazy case.... alll this stuff in her p*****y WTF!!!!!! Is it a ware house? .... no wonder some husbands are looking to enlarge their eggplants at all cost just because their partners hole is crazy wide as heavens gate

Anonymous said...

Stupid story. And you are saying her vagina is a bore hole? A dozen eggs, bread etc, very dumb accusations

Unknown said...

Poverty na every wher, if d woman get she no go steal

Bishop Dammy said...

You tend to imagine what made her do such a thing. But it's best to keep mute in situations like this. James 4:16

Unknown said...

I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!

Unknown said...

I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!

Dave Mide said...

Her pant is also a grocery store i assume!

Unknown said...

The Beautiful woman sure got some Big Pussy.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess hers is more like a gutter

Anonymous said...

That's a huge vjayjay



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Pidgin Mistress said...

Really funny. Na refrigerator abi na store house? Lolz madam u try, thumbs up for u

Unknown said...

Whhhhhhhhat!!!! Alll these in her vagina? How did dey even enter in there? Lord God! Wetin person no go hear

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaoo

Unknown said...

Dis is reall over hype. Common on just too much "A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there". Too good to b true.

prettiyz said...

Lol,how did she do that

Mzz_Mary said...

Lmao
Joke of d century
Her vagina must be a tank

Unknown said...

Her P**y na warehouse ni?

Lilian Fc Barcelona said...

God forbid.

Unknown said...

WTH! So funny,wat hunger can do

Anonymous said...

Damn! That Toto is a monster. It sure can accommodate up to 5 massive dicks at a time!

Anonymous said...

Incredible! Lol...

Anonymous said...

Just when u thought u have heard nd seen all the unusual things of this world....Lolz.

Unknown said...

How wide is her vagina pls 😱😱

lami said...

Crazy.

Damilola said...

Must be a cupboard up there... strange

ary said...

Jeez that deep?! You see how they played on words there: 'I knew something was "up" hehehe

Unknown said...

Na hunger linda...

Unknown said...

Nawa oo...aguu(hunger) ajoka...tufiakwa.

dudette said...

OMG how's that possible #shocked# hmmm she won't need a luggage for travelling then lol chai..

Oscu Uhunamure said...

Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women














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Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Omg... Her vjay...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

dudette said...

Son: hey mum pls I want a sandwich, apple and some soda pls...mum: (puts hand into vagina) here u go son... son: oh mum pls don't forget by basket ball too I need it for practice!!

Unknown said...

thats a lot of groceries...

Anonymous said...

Lmao...dis one na real barawo.There is hunger in the land!

Nky said...

Funny and risky..

Unknown said...

Really funny indeed! Shuu..dt her vagina must b a bag. Nawa o

Oscu Uhunamure said...

Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women














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Oby said...

Incredible. What a shame. She needs serious deliverance.

Unknown said...

Jeez! What sort if vagina is that.

Unknown said...

Does she have a drum inside her vagina?

Unknown said...

Lol..this woman has gotten a lot of gangbang that her vagina is bigger than 'Ghana must go' bag

Unknown said...

Ewwww....diz z totally ridiculous i mean who does dat

Anonymous said...

what kind of vagina is that? it has become a storehouse. so funny.

Blog It With Olivia said...

Lolz
Some ppl are really crazy, wetin oranges go dey do for sm1 panties?
She's probably hungry, they shld help her out joor





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Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha.......Lmao... hw manage?

Unknown said...

Eggs, bread, milk, oranges, bacon inside one vagina! Wow....guess her vagina has been serving as a storehouse for sometime now.

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Lol.

ABEE... said...

LOL...pu**y full of LOAD!

Jojo said...

Had it been it was a black...........

Anonymous said...

Va gi ni?

Anonymous said...

Wow, see talent oh. She should enter guiness book of record.

yawanow said...

LMAO.
Maybe her V is as deep as a well.

Anonymous said...

Wondering how large her vigaygay would be lmaoooooo

Walata said...

Ha. It's damn funny

Anonymous said...

Wonders shall never end. For God's sake, had she transformed the thing into a sack bag? If not, how come it contained so much stuff?
I'm shocked.

Anonymous said...

Chai! What kind vagina is that?? Can swallow human being

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to believe this story abeg

citiparrot said...

$100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina,including Dozen of eggs,Agage bread and Oranges......Wonder they say will never end

Unknown said...

Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll

Unknown said...

Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll

Your No. 1 DATA Vendor Call/WhatsApp 09028450336 (Get Your Cheap & Affordable DATA on All Networks) said...

Lmao,na so her vagina wide? Kikikikiki

Anonymous said...

her vagina na oil well na

Anonymous said...

seriously bread inside vagina??????????????? is it a konga?

Goziem Oh LORD said...

This sounds funny really

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmmmmm, hehehehehe, funny indeed

Unknown said...

She's still a learner

DownUnder said...

I laughed soooo hard, I cried!!!

Anonymous said...

what the fuck! IN her vagina?! DAMN!

Jeni_zee said...

Lies!! Bread, milk? Inside? Lol

Unknown said...

hahahahahaha. The V-jay jay na canal.

Kpakpandu said...

Som women re ridiculously deadly... Dat was how one put a gun inside her vagina.... Did I Just Comment ???

talk2frankky said...

This is what i call honey well limited.

Unknown said...

Fake news
the picture of "Holly Fray" included with the article is actually a photograph of California death row inmate Janeen Marie Snyder.
first published by empire news,march 5

Karlsson said...

Lol. That's funny
Ubanagum

Subomi said...

its a lie, simply not possible, bakon bawo

Unknown said...

Mheeeeeeeen....borehole things

corisande said...

Chim o!
I don confuse
A DOZEN EGGS,12? ORANGES, NOT ONE?
BREAD, A BIG LOAF? INSIDE THE VAGINA?
THIS MUST BE A LIE!!!

Anonymous said...

JESU OLUWA OH!

Ib naija said...

Ariyo... You too much.. I absolutely believe you. I Google the lady and what you said is true. How did you know? Linda where u source this story from

Anonymous said...

This is a big lie!!! Milk n bread in the vijayjay? How? Bacon? Strips or the whole pack? Lie jor!

Unknown said...

It's called SAP (storage area pussy) it's a network protocol for storage in human.

Emmynado said...

Hahaha confirm! Borehole!

Unknown said...

Too good to b true for there is too much hype in d story.

DeeD25 said...

Lol... She must have trained for this.. constantly putting stuff up her pussy to expand it into a storage unit!

Unknown said...

Was she planning to eat them! ?

Emmynado said...

Hahahaha confirm! Borehole

MY TURN said...

DAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ

9ja Parrot said...

Koto aiye niyen!

Anonymous said...

d gurls aint smilling

Anonymous said...

Wow that's DEEP,she's struggling!

Anonymous said...

Lolzzz wait a sec.like seriously? With all that innocent face...lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..post a free classified advert

Anonymous said...

Linda, why are you publishing untrue stories as true?

Unknown said...

I'm still trying to figure out how she fir all those items down there

ubi said...

na konga = 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀well

@amOwen said...

Nah express road abi nah storage facility d place be?

Anonymous said...

I never knew that a vagina has the capacity of a refrigerator

Anonymous said...

Largest P**sy!

PH_Boy said...

Bread inside vagina? How?
Exaggerated story

Cas_paul said...

JESUS!!! What won't i read in dis world?

Unknown said...

Truly funny

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