"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”
Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;
“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina.
A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”
The store didn't press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.
124 comments:
Na so the place wide?
This is serious. Lindoabserve
Chai, congo meat don turn storage can, pheww!
Professional thief!
Not possible
Mogbe.. Pussy refrigerator ahahahah
Her vjay na pit? Hian!
Wawu! The vijayjay is capable of swallowing a school bag.
phew! She went too far.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Very very funny
Hoe come all that stuff entered there Nawa oo
Very very funny Kai
A dozen eggs....jeez.cant stop laffing ds shii is just too funny mehn
Ooo
EVEN MAN WITH BIG D**K NO FIT SATISFY THIS ONE...
Wait waat?
What the HELL??? Lmao. That's 1 massive vagaina. In case people don't understand, $100 is equivalent to #22,000. 22k worth of food items up her vaigina? She better switch over to a career in porn cos that vagaina has the stamina. I salute her!!!
LOL! Storage
Hehehehehe
Thieves everywia
Such innocent face but crazily large p***y damn!! I suppose fit park my car in the place loool
Eyaaa...if she stole oranges, then she must be hungry.
Let them lock her away before she decides to go into kidnapping , can't imagine being locked in her cell pun
Horrible woman , with a nasty big ole hole
Very funny indeed,
Even she wants to steal, she can't even steal something that is valuable.
It's a crazy crazy case.... alll this stuff in her p*****y WTF!!!!!! Is it a ware house? .... no wonder some husbands are looking to enlarge their eggplants at all cost just because their partners hole is crazy wide as heavens gate
Stupid story. And you are saying her vagina is a bore hole? A dozen eggs, bread etc, very dumb accusations
Poverty na every wher, if d woman get she no go steal
You tend to imagine what made her do such a thing. But it's best to keep mute in situations like this. James 4:16
I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!
I don't believe dis! Hehehehe. Bread inside vagina, na only she go eat dat one o! Besides the vijay na drum??? Linda take note!
Her pant is also a grocery store i assume!
The Beautiful woman sure got some Big Pussy.
Well I guess hers is more like a gutter
That's a huge vjayjay
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Really funny. Na refrigerator abi na store house? Lolz madam u try, thumbs up for u
Whhhhhhhhat!!!! Alll these in her vagina? How did dey even enter in there? Lord God! Wetin person no go hear
Lmaoo
Dis is reall over hype. Common on just too much "A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there". Too good to b true.
Lol,how did she do that
Lmao
Joke of d century
Her vagina must be a tank
Her P**y na warehouse ni?
God forbid.
WTH! So funny,wat hunger can do
Damn! That Toto is a monster. It sure can accommodate up to 5 massive dicks at a time!
Incredible! Lol...
Just when u thought u have heard nd seen all the unusual things of this world....Lolz.
How wide is her vagina pls 😱😱
Crazy.
Must be a cupboard up there... strange
Jeez that deep?! You see how they played on words there: 'I knew something was "up" hehehe
Na hunger linda...
Nawa oo...aguu(hunger) ajoka...tufiakwa.
OMG how's that possible #shocked# hmmm she won't need a luggage for travelling then lol chai..
Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women
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a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Omg... Her vjay...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Son: hey mum pls I want a sandwich, apple and some soda pls...mum: (puts hand into vagina) here u go son... son: oh mum pls don't forget by basket ball too I need it for practice!!
thats a lot of groceries...
Lmao...dis one na real barawo.There is hunger in the land!
Funny and risky..
Really funny indeed! Shuu..dt her vagina must b a bag. Nawa o
Shuu? All dose stuffz 4RM falling frm her vivijay?...mhen! After devil,fear women
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Incredible. What a shame. She needs serious deliverance.
Jeez! What sort if vagina is that.
Does she have a drum inside her vagina?
Lol..this woman has gotten a lot of gangbang that her vagina is bigger than 'Ghana must go' bag
Ewwww....diz z totally ridiculous i mean who does dat
what kind of vagina is that? it has become a storehouse. so funny.
Lolz
Some ppl are really crazy, wetin oranges go dey do for sm1 panties?
She's probably hungry, they shld help her out joor
Am findn it hard opening this ur blog o Linda, don't know whether its from my network or ur blog...meanwhile †ђξ blog app is worst, it will keep updating heaven knows what till generations to come αи∂ its quite frustrating
I Rep 27th May
Hahahahaha.......Lmao... hw manage?
Eggs, bread, milk, oranges, bacon inside one vagina! Wow....guess her vagina has been serving as a storehouse for sometime now.
Lol.
LOL...pu**y full of LOAD!
Had it been it was a black...........
Va gi ni?
Wow, see talent oh. She should enter guiness book of record.
LMAO.
Maybe her V is as deep as a well.
Wondering how large her vigaygay would be lmaoooooo
Ha. It's damn funny
Wonders shall never end. For God's sake, had she transformed the thing into a sack bag? If not, how come it contained so much stuff?
I'm shocked.
Chai! What kind vagina is that?? Can swallow human being
I find it hard to believe this story abeg
$100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina,including Dozen of eggs,Agage bread and Oranges......Wonder they say will never end
Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll
Haaaaaa, is dat possible? Lyk 6 items in d vaginal? I don't blv dis @ll
Lmao,na so her vagina wide? Kikikikiki
her vagina na oil well na
seriously bread inside vagina??????????????? is it a konga?
This sounds funny really
Lol
Hmmmmmmmmm, hehehehehe, funny indeed
She's still a learner
I laughed soooo hard, I cried!!!
what the fuck! IN her vagina?! DAMN!
Lies!! Bread, milk? Inside? Lol
hahahahahaha. The V-jay jay na canal.
Som women re ridiculously deadly... Dat was how one put a gun inside her vagina.... Did I Just Comment ???
This is what i call honey well limited.
Fake news
the picture of "Holly Fray" included with the article is actually a photograph of California death row inmate Janeen Marie Snyder.
first published by empire news,march 5
Lol. That's funny
Ubanagum
its a lie, simply not possible, bakon bawo
Mheeeeeeeen....borehole things
Chim o!
I don confuse
A DOZEN EGGS,12? ORANGES, NOT ONE?
BREAD, A BIG LOAF? INSIDE THE VAGINA?
THIS MUST BE A LIE!!!
JESU OLUWA OH!
Ariyo... You too much.. I absolutely believe you. I Google the lady and what you said is true. How did you know? Linda where u source this story from
This is a big lie!!! Milk n bread in the vijayjay? How? Bacon? Strips or the whole pack? Lie jor!
It's called SAP (storage area pussy) it's a network protocol for storage in human.
Hahaha confirm! Borehole!
Too good to b true for there is too much hype in d story.
Lol... She must have trained for this.. constantly putting stuff up her pussy to expand it into a storage unit!
Was she planning to eat them! ?
Hahahaha confirm! Borehole
DAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ
Koto aiye niyen!
d gurls aint smilling
Wow that's DEEP,she's struggling!
Lolzzz wait a sec.like seriously? With all that innocent face...lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..post a free classified advert
Linda, why are you publishing untrue stories as true?
I'm still trying to figure out how she fir all those items down there
na konga = 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀well
Nah express road abi nah storage facility d place be?
I never knew that a vagina has the capacity of a refrigerator
Largest P**sy!
Bread inside vagina? How?
Exaggerated story
JESUS!!! What won't i read in dis world?
Truly funny
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