On Tuesday the 27th of January, in Lafia, Nasarawa state, President Jonathan said “we are building a country for a digital generation”. Let us ponder on that for a second. That statement rings true, as I cannot imagine any truly patriotic Nigerian that will want Nigeria to remain in an analogue state. That being said, what place does a broom have in a digital society? You will agree with me that brooms are more suited for an analogue society.
Let me
expatiate. One vacuum cleaner can do the work of one hundred brooms and can do
it faster and more efficiently too. The APC and Muhammadu Buhari are
representative of brooms. This is why Muhammadu Buhari keeps saying he will
throw corrupt Nigerians into jail. Now, as a means of fighting corruption, there
is nothing wrong with throwing corrupt persons into jail, particularly if you
follow due process. But will that tactic work in Nigeria today? Yes, to an
extent it will work, just as a broom will work to an extent in sweeping a dirty
house.
But supposing
you try a new and better way? Supposing that instead of just concentrating your
efforts at sweeping people one by one into prison, you use a vacuum cleaner to
clean the house at a faster pace by employing technology that makes it difficult,
nay impossible, to steal?
Prior to the
Goodluck Jonathan administration, there were fifty thousand ghost workers in
the Federal Civil Service. They drained the treasure of about 2 billion US
dollars annually. President Jonathan could have used the broom on them by
unleashing the police and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to
investigate who and who were collecting these fifty thousand unearned salaries.
It would have taken many hours of investigation, evidence gathering, judicial
process and lawyers to achieve that.
Being the
philosopher king that he is, President Jonathan chose instead to employ
technology to tackle the problem and using the software of the Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System, IPPIS, this
administration made it impossible for anybody who has not been physically
captured in the IPPIS system, by way of entering his/her finger prints and
biometrics, to receive a salary. And voila! in one fell swoop, all the fifty
thousand ghost workers were excluded and the Federal Government was able to
save billions every year that would have gone on salaries.
Also, it was common
practice for civil servants to mop up unspent votes at the end of the year. The
only problem is that they mopped up these funds into their private accounts
rather than back to the government treasury.
But instead of going
about with a big stick to bash in the head of offenders, the President simply
approved a system that mandated that all payments be made by e-payments rather
than cash and any e-payment that does not come under the sub head of salaries
will shut down the system at the end of the year so that civil servants could
not mop up funds as they were used to.
Take another instance.
Prior to the rise of President Goodluck Jonathan to power, the fertilizer
procurement and distribution system of the Federal Ministry of Agriculture was
one of the biggest avenues for corruption. Contracts were awarded at hundreds
of billions for products that either did not come or were substandard. Moreover,
in the process of distributing the product, a lot of it was diverted and resold
with the government not getting value for money and farmers not being able to
feed the nation.
Enter the Jonathan
administration and the e-wallet system of fertilizer distribution, in which the
Federal Ministry no longer used middle men contractors, but dealt directly with
the manufacturers and the end users of the product, the farmers, and used a
simple text message to connect end user with manufacturer. The manufacturers
simply debited the cost of the subsidized fertilizer from the e-wallet funds
the farmer had on his phone, saving tens of billions and increasing efficiency.
These examples show that
with a broom, you will work harder, but with a vacuum cleaner which President
Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP represent, you will work
smarter!
With a broom, you will
deliver activity, but with a vacuum cleaner, you will deliver results!
It is this broom
mentality that caused Major General Buhari to answer to the question “how do you intend to manage the
economy in the face of dwindling oil price”asked during his Channels TV interview as follows “first we will stabilize the oil market
and run an accountable government”.
Do you
control the price of oil? How do
you want to stabilize the oil market if you do not control the price of the
product and the global supply of the same? This is analogue thinking! This is
broom mentality! That is the mentality that says that you will concentrate on
curing corruption instead of focusing on preventing it when even a nursery
school pupil knows that ‘prevention is better than cure’!
And that is the choice
before Nigerians. Are we going to go with a broom or with a vacuum cleaner? Are
we going to go with an analogue leader or continue with a digital leader?
To make the choice
easier for you, let me ask those who are able to remember how many schools were
built by General Muhammadu Buhari when he was military head of state. The
answer is of course none! But you might say that he only spent twenty months in
office. But what if I told you that in his first twenty months in office
President Goodluck Jonathan built nine new Federal Universities in Ebonyi,
Kogi, Nasarawa, Bayelsa, Gombe, Taraba, Katsina, Jigawa and Ekiti?
So once again, I ask are
we going to go with a broom or with a vacuum cleaner? Are we going to go with
an analogue leader or continue with a digital leader?
Nothing exemplifies
the fact that the world has passed the APC and its flag bearer by than the use
of a broom as their party’s emblem. Yes, it is a fitting analogy for the All
Progressive Congress, APC and its Presidential Flag Bearer, Major General Muhammadu
Buhari (Rtd), but facts will bear me out that a broom cannot do the work of
leadership that is expected in Nigeria today.
Reno Omokri
is Special Assistant to President Jonathan on New Media.
Regards,
Reno.
184 comments:
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I choose the vaccum cleaner joor
We want change
We want change
too long, did not read it all, BUT..........how we go use vacuum cleaner when electricity no dey.
Olodo Reno
This guy is an idiot!
Wey dos people Wey Wan arrest people??
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Since is frm Reno then fuck it.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
I read half of it and its just all nonsense. He is talking of existence of Ghost workers in the civil service and how the people that collect their salaries drain the govt of 2 billion dollars annually, olodo have you seen the size of your Boss' government? he has over 50 advisers all of whom have advisers with their own special advisers and its looking like those special advisers need advisers for their advisers. Reno you are intentionally ignoring the issues at hand which is understandable, i guess in your mind its loyalty, to some its stupidity and no regard for the populace.. just shut up already
so, my dear, what are u saying, are we happier than our fore-father, the answer is capital No. let us continue to use broom and free from Mr Tyrant,I am not a politician but let Mr Jonathan realize that we are not animal in this country, as a Zoologist let him go back to Zoo and start managing Animal there.
For ones let me say this guy is dumb.. Broom is just a symbol not a tool.. I support GEJ 120 percent but I still don't like name calling. Dazzol
Oh! Shat-app Reno
Wow!! Ofcos I will go for a vacum cleaner
The broom is affordable. The man on the street cannot afford the vacuum cleaner.
***ECHOMASS***
Wchever abeg, provided we r better off
Reno go and sleep, the reality is dat ur boss has failed d country, any reform or developmental programme put up by dis administration hasn't directly affected d common Nigerian i.e how has it affected d price of garri and pepper in d market.
Reno......there's no light to power the vacuum cleaner
Mia says so
Hmmmm! Politricks...
Akuko
I don't fucking care I'll rather take the broom cus its a broom that will graduate to become a vacuum cleaner we want change.
Wow!
This is nice invention.
It does alot of good but still it...
What has advantage has disadvantage.
This is Super Story!
After 6years you're coming with the theory of vacuum cleaner,don't worry it will be used to vacate your oga from Aso rock.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Reno! You Must really think nigerians are dumb! Well I prefer our Money is stolen in an analogue way! with Broom! Than with with vacuum cleaners! You guys are sucking our lives away! So we want broom!
With all this mop up funds available, why did President Jonathan have to dip his hands into the excess / reserve funds and also borrow so much?
Reno wake up!
Wow!
This is nice invention.
It does alot of good but still it...
What has advantage has disadvantage.
The vacuum is useless without Electricity but the Broom turaya works 24/7
Someone summarize please!
Wait till eclection day now and see the power of broom weep you out of power....lolz.
Reno Omokri will noot kill somebody! "Broom mentality" hahhahaha
Unfortunately, the vacuum cleaner will not work when Nepa is down...
*not
na by force? we no dey vote for PDP shikenna! if you like, compare broom with rocket sweeper, we no dey vote for pdp. Let's jail pple like you that have swallow what belong to 1million nigerians and other thieves in GEJ cabinet. awon ole!!!
Do you need technology to stop STELLA ODUAH from awarding contracts to buy BMW and LIMOUSINES...ren or whateva ur name is jst wait and see CHANGE
Another nonsense article by Wendell Slimlin. How can we use vacuum cleaners when we don't even have electricity to power them? Give me the broom anytime anyday. Well. Done. Clap for yasef. APCGMBPYO1415
Didn't wanna read this...since it's from this reno guy....but lemme try...I'll comment again when am done.
Politics Drama
please shut up. there are some corners the vacuum cleaner cannot get to..
RENO GO TO HELLLLLLLLL
its their drama.
Anty Linda I still haven't gotten the bulk SMS for the email address inorder to submit my proposal. And the number you asked us to call isn't going through
Can your vacuum cleaner work without Electricity but the Broom turaya works 24/7
if reno knew that vacuum cleaner is better, why didn't the PDP use it in her logo instead of an umbrella. i believe comparing umbrella and the broom would have done justice to his discuss. CLUELESS GOVERNMENT....APC logo is the next topic to pick on.
Who don finish? D person should summarize pls. Dnt really hv time...
What was done with the billions saved by IPPIS? Stolen as well.
You talk about vacuum cleaners and yet provide locomotive trains in 2015 as a TRANSFORMATION agenda.
SMH
Do you need technology to stop STELLA ODUAH from awarding contracts to buy BMW and LIMOUSINES...ren or whateva ur name is jst wait and see CHANGE
Reno, shut up! Always running his tap mouth and talking out of context. You can keep the vacuum cleaner to yourself maybe it will vacuum out the remaining 0.01% of common sense left in your head.
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Reno just bought some sense from etc, but does that mean stealing will continue unabated with no justice system to punish offenders? Even with technology, China still executes offenders. The vacuum and broom concept dont apply here, why are we still in a system that gives death sentence to people that stole maggi then presidential pardon and national honours to people that stole billions? Will the vacuum do the trick? Even Bernad Madoff that scammed Wall Street of over $1bn dollars is serving time. If you dont punish offenders, stealing will continue to be corruption whether you use vacuum cleaner app or ivacuum. To the extent that thieves get national honours and still run for public office. That is why I will forever admire Late Chinua Achebe that refused to be honoured in the midst of thieves. Impunity and corruption is one of our biggest challenges and your clueless oga has done little or nothing to address it.
The vacuum cleaner has not worked on the aspect of insecurity o oga adviser!
You are on point... say no to buhari
GEJ forever
No vacancies in asorock
Loll. Nice one jare
I seconded...GEJ 2015��or nobody...
Buhari is a serial looser out
Dear Reno, your comparison is lame and unfounded. You just keep exposing your shallow thoughts. First of all, PDP's symbol is not a vacuum cleaner and so I may as well ask you to choose between an umbrella and a roof over your head. Secondly, except you are foolish enough not to understand your lame comparison, I would love to see how you use the vacuum cleaner to tidy the compound or the road side or even your bathroom and corridors. I weep for Jonathan because his media aides are his greatest undoing asides his corrupt governance.
Reno Omokri a fool at his age... D so called analog whatsoever that has been there for years that couldn't account one thing he did huh... GND
reno omokri and his articles,i am gonna be vote for Jonathan but not because of all this your articles,but because I feel that he has the capacity to perform better without aides like reno omokri that has nothing offer,president Jonathan biggest problem are the elements that he has sourounded himself with.elements that have not aided his transformation drive at all,elements that encourages him to be arrogant and dismissive when complaints are made to him,aides that have made the president an enemy of many people.
LMAO! Exactly!
Story 4 d gods, I choose d broom cos no light with which to use d vacuum cleaner. Ndi Ara. Linda take note!
Jonathans team are good... i haven't seen any good thing from the other. GEJ re-elect
Say no to buhari
Vacuum cleaner wit no light? GEJ use IT to drop power generation to 1200Killo watts, GEJ use technology to award contract to Stella, Deziani and others, GEJ use technology to pardon corrupt ppl, GEJ use technology to hire over 50k advisers, GEJ use technology to sign arms deal..... can go on. dump pple, we shall vote pdp out and come after you after feb 14th. Thank God no US visa for all u again to run...ahahahahah!!!!
B for bokoharm ohhh sorrry i mean Buhari
Finally someone has been able to convince me...#factnotpropaganda
Story 4 d gods, I choose d broom cos no light with which to use d vacuum cleaner. Ndi Ara. Linda take note!
Story 4 d gods, I choose d broom cos no light with which to use d vacuum cleaner. Ndi Ara. Linda take note!
The money u ppl chopped from the suction of ur vacuum cleaner, where is it?? Distributed among urselves, no be so. Abeg, this broom go commot all of una come febuhari!!
Story 4 d gods, I choose d broom cos no light with which to use d vacuum cleaner. Ndi Ara. Linda take note!
without light the vacuum cleaner is useless, with poor economy the vacuum cleaner is too expensive. Will you use a vacuum cleaner for your compound?staircase? and all the bad cobwebs(PDP) in government? (hnkume@gmail.com
Reno.....talking anyhow since 20***********Broom is just a symbol...nd since wen did fidifi changed frm umbrella to vacumm cleaner?????
Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB.....
Sai Jonathan
Storry for the Gods...... i hope u don dey pack your luggage b4 election? o ma hard gon fun yin ooo!!!
Abeg reno, the vacuum cleaner dey run on solar energy or tiger battery? Abi na generator or inverter? RENO THE GREAT IBEX Just stop talking reno and compounding to your issues.(hnkume@gmail.com)
GEj for life. God's chosen. God would never choose an aboki. If the Christians were not unequally yoked with these muslims, Nigeria would had been a better place.
We. Dey d same page noni
Remember Change can either be Positive or Negative! So be careful wwe you shout abt Change. GEJ is better dan Buhari! But dey. Ar not de only pple dat can rule Nigeria. Wia are the Youths?
Bros dnt change what we know PDP for APC's logo is broom and PDP's logo is umbrella and not vacuum
Don't know who you are, but I owe you a drink lol
Reno u remind me of Rhinoecerus. Even wit ur vaccum cleaner, insurgents hav gained more power by d day, u and oda corrupt officials hav used to vaccum cleaner to siphone billions efficiently. Isnt it beta to use d broom to sweep insurgents one by one out of Nigeria? @ least if u pple had used brooms in sweeping our foreign reserve, dey would stil be som left cos it would av taken u d entire GEJ 6 yrs to sweep jst one billion. Now tel me which is better?
NONSENSE
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Am sorry to say, but you are a fool for asking Goodluck to go back to the zoo, why not ask buhari for his certificate, your type of people are the ones behind Nigeria not progressing.. Get a life, Goodluck till 2019
Please you guys should chose vacuum cleaner o.
If light no dey, on your gen!
Fresh nonsense like this.
Just wondering; has anyone ever given Nigerians as much deciet as Jonathan came with during the 2011 elections?
He came up with the theory of I had no shoes, he psycologically took advantage of Nigerians mediocrity and swept all their hearts away.
Its quite sad that he is coming back as president, its quite sad that his opponent and his crew members aren't of non questionable characters.
Its quite sad that Nigeria would face a bigger plunge into the pool of corruption.
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
They are using broom to siphon our money now, e no do them, na vacuum cleaner dem wan use if GEJ win again. They have been shielding themselves with their umbrella, GMB would use both broom and vacuum cleaner to sweep all of you to Agodi and Kirikiri prisons. Eyin ole buruku yi.
I love Nigerians. very funny people. Gosh.. Vaccum cleaner when light no dey. Reno, ur hands don fall. This one u don take ur hands do yasef. Ode oshi. The money wey u dey chop don dey turn u to mumu. U don begin dey talk like imbecile.
VOTE FOR CHANGE. VOTE APC.
Long story
The question is...do u want incompetent govt or old man govt...lol
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If u reali are a warri boy,den u are a big fool
FOR SIX YEARS UR VACUUM CLEANER HAS NOT MADE ANYTHING CLEAN, OR IS IT BCOS OF THE UN STABLE POWER SUPPLY,OR COULDN'T SEE WHERE THE DIRT ARE COMING FROM, MY DEAR U BETTER GET A BROOM TO SWEEP OFF THE DIRTY SO U CAN SEE ALL LOOPHOLES.
what place does a broom have in a digital society? Till date, even with the advance in technology 90% of homes in Nigeria have brooms. I work in a multimillion naira company and we have brooms in our offices. Can you use vacuum cleaner to sweep your compound? can it get to the tiny, hidden corners? without looking one can sweep under a cushion in the parlour and remove plenty dirt. These are a few things the vacuum cleaner can not do. You got it from behind mr Reno omo i to know. Change is inevitable. We wish we had a better choice like fashola but we can not remain here. we must try another hand.
Bro,,,its for once and nt for ones,,,GEJ till 2019
''But instead of going about with a big stick to bash in the head of offenders, the President simply approved a system that mandated that all payments be made by e-payments'' Pumishment not pardon should be meted out to these so called people. This act of letting them go is the corruption we do not want anymore. YOU GUYS ARE MESSING UP NIGERIA FOR OUR FUTURE. CHANGE ... WE NEED TO STAND NIGERIA; WE NEED TO STAND
With a broom, you will deliver activity, but with a vacuum cleaner, you will deliver results! THIS CLAIM DOES NOT HOLD WATER. I FUCKING BET YOU, THAT A BROOM WORKS BETTER FOR MOST HOMES IN NIGERIA. WHERE IS THE POWER FOR THE VACUUM CLEANER BY THE WAY?
Lol....i already huv lots of brooms so I font need any
The vocuum cleaner is not affordable nd there is no light to power it,so I will prefer iya sukura's broom
The vocuum cleaner is not affordable nd there is no light to power it,so I will prefer iya sukura's broom
...'technology' isn't required to find 20bn!
No light to use vacuum cleaner, we have to use the broom for now
Vacuum cleaner of cus.
Sai @Good luck
Sai @Jonathan
Continuity in Aso rock
@Galore
even if we agree that ghost workers are mopped up from the system, what has the money gotten from that exercise done for us, rather, it has gotten back to your pockets.The reason why your boss cannot jail people is because he himself is corrupt. Ole buruku.
Hmmm. The whole point is articulated and understandable. Ofcourse, everyone like technology and lesser stress. But whatever happens i'll still prefer Gej on that seat to Buhari.
Seriously GEJ u really need to go and rest and stop saying rubbish, since when did umbrella turn to vacuum?
Omokri u are doing your job to put food on your table but be ready to go on exile.
Vacuum cleaner abeg. Broom adi ewuzi. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
@beluGod said...@January 28, 2015 at 4:02 PM
Bro,,,its for once and nt for ones,,,GEJ till 2019
January 28, 2015 at 4:02 PM
You should read and comprehend before you respond. Keep up the good job responding to every comment. it's breaktime for me.
U seem not to have watched the documentary on Buhari! He gave Ghana ppl only 4 weeks to leave nigeria! They were being beaten up and loaded like animals out of nigeria. And tomato you want Ghana ppl to like you? U wonder why they dislike us? He ordered army recruit to frog jump and publicly lash police. Why do you think army and police are always fighting? Buhari has destroyed nigeria before let's not give him anoda chance!
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mumu man using vacuum cleaner to clean up naija. na only aso rock vacuum dey work because na only dem get light. i have a vaccum cleaner, i no fit use am for over 6months cos no light, imagine i still dey wait and not look for Broom option. my house go don corrupt like this yeye man... awon were!!!!
BUHARI JOR!!! WE WANT CHANGE NOW
Please do me a favour by slaping yourself 10x..
Can u shut up already.... The broom signifies unity. We all working together to bring about the needed change in Nigeria!! Ode oshi
Dear anonymous, you do not need to insult anyone to pass your message. Good luck has spent four years let him go and rest and come back like buhari has done. It's been four years of backwardness, tell me how progressive has your life been in the pass four years. Think well Nigeria and allow someone else try. Good luck had proved to be unworthy of our votes. Vote for positive change. #Buhari osinbajo. As for you Reno pls get a life and vote for change
Dont mind them.... They use vaccum cleaner in their village..... Using wrong equipment to tackle virtually everyfin.... Dey b using cough syrup for headache!! Mumu of the century
They are using their UMBRELLA to cover corruption. So the BROOM Is needed to sweep it out.
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I'm seriously laffing here.......you so much hit the nail on its head.
I think buhari is miss-interpreted..he shall use the broom to sweep out the bad heads n then use the vacuum cleaner system to ensure such security is tight enough to discourage corruption.
Why one is I seconded ? BTwn where is the electricity to power the vacuum cleaners?
Anon 3:40 you're the bigger fool here, am sure u're one d ppl enjoying d $20billion loot. oloshi
of course
Total ignorance is terminal.
Did u not c d Aboki they always be aboki behaving like zombie
Even the countries with the most advanced technologies today still don't rely totally on their technology to curb corruption.......the reason is simple - technology is as good as the person operating it. If the brain behind such tech is a corrupt one, govt funds will still be stolen but the difference is just that it will be a different thieve this time around. Besides, vacuum cleaner doesn't work in all conditions.....can u use it inside a dirty gutter or strike a cockrach dead with it?!
God bless u
The vacuum cleaner is doing the best job and cleaning out our national reserve! While it is not able to flush out the stealers in his cabinet.
Nice one...he is a big fool
Thanks for analogy but we prefer the BROOM to the Jonathanians vacuum cleaner without Electricity to power it.
Lol. Makes sense
You seconded???
You are a typical example of why we need GEJ out. You cannot even construct a phrase.
Olodo price oF garri and other Food stuff hv virtually been reduced even wit all u and ur Boko haram ppl are doing. All because GEJ Has provided Agric transFormation.
Lazy man. Keep sleeping on this blog to win money. Don't package a proposal and go 4 YOUWIN. Tot u went to scHool.
Yea, it will be faster to clean up the rubbish that will be left by them. Nonsense.
where is the light to use the digital vacumm......RENO be careful o SAI BUHARI
SAI BUHARI,,,,,, even in ASo Rock dem dey use broom to sweep yah outside and some places inside SAI BUHARI .................RENO ols park well
I just tire for Reno. No basis for comparison.
They want to use vaccum cleaner to ensure they steal bigger and faster.
How childish and foolish. Talking about the emblem on a flag. It's just like Arsenal saying they will use their cannon to shoot down Chelsea's lion. Pls is dat how u win match?
So damn silly and desperate in all context
"How we go use vacuum cleaner when electric no dey" hahaha. I wonder too oo.
HOW DO WE USE THIS VACUUM CLEANER WITH NO ELECTRICITY???
WE WANT CHANGE! I VOTE CHANGE!!
Vacuum cleaner don clean out our foreign reserves, our economy, our pockets and livelihood. Before una begin clean out life, abeg.......
vaccum cleaner
via LIB READER
Even with the Vacuum cleaner, i still bought a broom for sweeping all the corners my Vacuum cleaner can't access because of size.
Broom!
The Broom or the Vacuum Cleaner? - By Reno Omokri
Stupidity runs in some families, his inclusive.
Oga Reno shey vacuum cleaner na pdp emblem? Na u dat broom go first sweep go back USA
Its all gibberish! More like "The broom or the umblera". I'd rather sweep away every dirts around me AND 'GET SOAKED IN THE RAIN'
The youths are no where because fellow youths like you keep writing 'where' as wia and the as de
My brother, God bless u, instead of telling us what they had done with the six year or thereabout, they started clumsy campaign which 'they' (PDP) said it's APC trademark. So can someone please say the truth here without sentiments or bigotry, What has this present government done to deserves our vote for a second time? Know d truth (say the truth) shall set your conscience free!!!
The vacuum cleaner always. That is true change not for a few people but for the masses. GEJ all the way.
Sponsored post?
Kindly state one reason why you want to waste your vote on Clueless Ebele Jonathan?
Did his dumb ass not realise without electricity u can't use the vacuum cleane. And s full vacuum is useless and the vacuum is full on corruption.
Where is the light to use the vacuum cleaner, PDP goons always falling their pay master hand
Vacuum cleaner can't clean the room spiders webs. Who wrote this write up should think about that. Hahaha yeye people
Reno, u are spot on. Nice write up. Facts over propaganda. Buhari is an old crook, an unrepentant dictator, a certificate forger and a sharia advocate! No to a tyrant, No to bokohari
Mumu na wia yu see light to use am? Weyrey na hungry go kee you.
Thanks Anon 3:40pm jare! You just said d plain truth. Team GEJ
WHO SAID NIGERIA CANNOT/WILL NOT PRODUCE A YOUNG ENERGETIC, SMART, 20TH CENTURY PRESIDENT IN OUR LIFETIME? NIGERIA ALREADY HAS IN THE PERSON OF GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, OUR ABLE PRESIDO. THEY SAY SAI WHAT IS HIS NAME AGAIN OF APC? I SAY SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI GEJ OUR PRESIDENT NOW AND UNTIL 2019. FORWARD GEJ, FORWARD PDP, FORWARD NIGERIA. BACKWARD NEVER. THE DAYS OF ANALOGUE SYSTEM ARE OVER. WE MUST STAY FREE, WE MUST REMAIN INDEPENDENT, WE MUST STAY ONE NIGERIA, WE MUST VOTE GEJ FOR CONTINUITY, FOR PROGRESS OF NIGERIA, FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FOR EQUAL RIGHT, FAIRNESS & EQUITY IN OUR DEAR COUNTRY NIGERIA.
Of what use is the Vacuum cleaner if the producer cant give us electricity to use it....
Reno...as much as I don't like your blind loyalty and sometimes asinine ramblings, I still hate an iota of respect for the caliber of your intellectualism...or this one? On the verge of ridiculousness I say! You actually say down and though to write this drivvle? Sad!
is there electricity to power d vaccum cleaner?abi i would go and power my generator and use fuel dat is not cheap,jus bcos i want to sweep? Reno Omokri,u be learner.i go with my broom jare!
The punishment your boss needs for not performing and always sounding stupid, or always thinking we are all stupid, Reno, is to be removed from that exalted position. When the vacuum cleaner is defective and not working, the broom does the work better at that time. Your vacuum cleaner shouldn't have left the factory in the first place.
wey eletrcity for vacuum cleaner na?
Some nigerian youths are dumb...90% of libers are very dumb..when you people wont read your books or do researches..you are always on instagram and lib...this is heart wrenching...simple article ,almost 150 people cant comprehend i weep for these nation...yet a couple of dim fellows want a semi illiterate as your president..beffudling..
Why are these PDP assailant so myopic to think Buhari will only jailed convicted offenders and not also deploy advanced technologies as preventive measure. It's a two-prong approach. Buhari will even deploy better technologies than that of GEJ which is able block looting on fertilizers, ghost workers and what have U, but unable to block NNPC and many other systemic massive theft. GMB's anti-corruption technology will not be as GEJ's type which is configured not to see stealing as corruption.
Some nigerian youths are dumb...90% of libers are very dumb..when you people wont read your books or do researches..you are always on instagram and lib...this is heart wrenching...simple article ,almost 150 people cant comprehend i weep for these nation...yet a couple of dim fellows want a semi illiterate as your president..beffudling..
Broom is traditional goes back in time all this appliance ehnnn if it shoul spoil now I won't sweep ma ouse maka Y.broom jhur
Umbrella vs Broom, Reno. Not Vacuum cleaner vs Broom.
This boy again. Can't be more than hailing Jona. Will pass on this one.not interested
Thank you Reno Omokri. Please amplify and spread this that Jonathan is fighting Corruption in a better way than before or proposed by Buhari: People who say Jonathan is not capable of fighting corruption are very ignorant of how he has fought corruption better than any past leader. Unlike past leaders he has tackled the Tree of Corruption at its roots not branches and leaves by removing the environments the breed corruption. He removed Fertilizes Scam in Agricultural sector that sustains corruption in that sector. He closed down the Corruption Mines that is NEPA by privatizing Electricity Production and Sales. He wanted to dismantle the Corruption Cesspool in NNPC by removing fuel subsidy by increasing fuel pump prices. Unfortunately ignorant Nigerians stopped him from doing so through their massive ill informed protests because they did not understand his wisdom in raising fuel prices. But now that they understand, even state governors are calling for total removal of subsidy. Jonathan being a good Leader saw what his followers, including Sahara Reporters, did not see. Most importantly, Jonathan allowed Nigerians Freedom of Expression which is a veritable tool to fight Corruption! He has liberalized the information space to enable people to expose corrupt practices and corrupt people without their media outfits being bombed as was the case with Thisday Newspaper or the whistle blower murdered. All agree that the most potent weapon against evil is exposure. Now Jonathan has liberalized the information dissemination space to enable Nigerians do so through the Freedom of Information Bill he signed into law. All the noisy journalists presently luxuriating in the freedom allowed them by Jonathan will be emasculated, clamped down, murdered and their establishments blown up under Buhari. Make sure you return President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to survive after 14/02/2015!
Thank you Kelly babatunde this technology jargon would only end up making corruption more efficient... look at what most Nigerians are doing with the pc...
Lol @anon 7:16
Dey salvage 2 billion naira?! Good job!! Umm so where is the money? They donated it to charity?
What re u sayin with ur baseless campaign whats my business with the ghanians? Go to South Africa illegal make them help u bundle your yansh. He did wat he felt was best for Nigeria and that's the kind of president I need.please when he win lebanese, India and China pple need to leave.
HAS PDP PROVIDED POWER TO POWER THE VACCUM CLEANER?
So what do we use to power the vacuum cleaners, dust? Please shut up if you have nothing to say. Can we have paved roads with sheds and do away with the umbrella?
Pdp will never seize to amaze us, you talk about broom and vacuum cleaner abi? please where is the light to power the vacuum cleaner? jeje leave us with our broom o! at list we do not need power to sweep dirt.
Why would GEJ not dip his hands into d funds to solve economic problems? Does d moni belong to your greedy fathers? Bunch of treasury-looters!
Buhari, worked for one of the most corrupt head of state (Abacha) and declared that Abacha did not steal a dime even with all the billions retrieved from different banks across europe and Abacha's family returned billions to Nigeria govt. The kworupshion-shouting propagandist who is presently hobnobbing with the most corrupt politicians in the land e.g Tinubu, Atiku, Amaechi, Saraki but plans to fight kworupshion, with the huge donations from Atiku and billions of naira from APC mobile ATM Amaechi. Yet disgruntled and greedy tribalistic keep telling us that Buhari who criminally passed through the military with a fake qualification is not corrupt.
Buhari, worked for one of the most corrupt head of state (Abacha) and declared that Abacha did not steal a dime even with all the billions retrieved from different banks across europe and Abacha's family returned billions to Nigeria govt. The kworupshion-shouting propagandist who is presently hobnobbing with the most corrupt politicians in the land e.g Tinubu, Atiku, Amaechi, Saraki but plans to fight kworupshion, with the huge donations from Atiku and billions of naira from APC mobile ATM Amaechi. Yet disgruntled and greedy tribalistic keep telling us that Buhari who criminally passed through the military with a fake qualification is not corrupt.
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