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Saturday, March 16, 2013

"I have a vibrator, I have no need for a human penis" - Kemi Olunloyo

Dear men, some women can live happily without y'all. LMAO. I've found my Nigerian Kola Boof. I love her ...lol. See something else she wrote after the cut...



147 comments:

James said...

Umm... Linda. Knowing your misandry, I trust that you'll jubilate about this. However, keep in mind that I and billions of us also don't need women. Our hands, dolls and toys can do the job well and they don't complain or make noise.

Anonymous said...

Na Wa o;;;;;evil spirit is possessing ds lady bt you guys should go and download the song called CRAZY MAN by JOSE MO;;;the song is banging for gals;;
LINDA post my comment o
and once again sometin is wrong wit ds lady

Anonymous said...

Why she dey lie?
Na firewood she dey use joor.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

loolz @I only need ur head.
u've seen Harpic na,for cleaning toilet seat. Av only heard of sugar mummy not granny.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

OMY said...

This lady obviously needs help!!!

Fearless! said...

She's a koo koo bird that's y she ends her rants with "koo".

She's nt well,abeg Linda, let's rest from are crazy gist

Anonymous said...

And u av kids!pathetic

MAXIMUS™ said...

Kemi is a mentally disturbed Kola Boof wannabe!

Anonymous said...

You can have vibrator but it dos not have human emotional felling

Anonymous said...

Lol.... Dey are missing out wen a guy cums on their fellow women faces

Anonymous said...

lol i love this woman but eventually we all need someone to love tho.

Ola said...

Wow. Linda you said you were circumcised too,does that mean you don't cum or you use vibrator like this woman? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

Omg!! I no blame u... There is pleasure in (DIY) do it your self Loooool. #selfservicing

Anonymous said...

Kia dis girl isn't normal o may God help her cos d devil is dancing azonto in her lyf.And first to comment yipee

↭PRINCE JOBLESS↭ said...

This woman is a disgrace to Nigeria and the Yoruba tribe. What the fuck is this? How old is she? That's why most of these people don't make it past the 60 year mark. They are just too stupid and moronic. And you idiots abuse that Kossy of a woman when this monster in human flesh is having a piss in our faces. Get out of here!!!

Anonymous said...

atlist cossy don get who to contest with................. 9ice 1

Eze Chukwumereze said...

Miserable is written all over her face, goodluck in search of a man that will put up with her bs.

Anonymous said...

Madam, you need a good hard fuck

Anonymous said...

I don't know wat to say, I have been quiet for 5 minutes looking at d pictures, Jesus please come right now, and deliver your children, if not fornication will never end,

Anonymous said...

I don't know wat to say, I have been quiet for 5 minutes looking at d pictures, Jesus please come right now, and deliver your children, if not fornication will never end,

Anonymous said...

I don't know wat to say, I have been quiet for 5 minutes looking at d pictures, Jesus please come right now, and deliver your children, if not fornication will never end,

Xrisτ̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ said...

Don't need human penis,why is it shaped lyk a human's then,kukuma use a he goat shaped own then....agbaya yamayama....linda your blogs getting annoying,can't you find more role models type of Nigerians you can gossip on?,abi na so all of us be 4 naija ni...nawa o

Anonymous said...

Signs of the end times...Jesus is calling on everybody to get ready for His second coming. Dear madam Kemi, give ur life to Christ cos He died for u.

YKAY said...

Dis one don maddingggg finish ooooooh,chop d real banana and let ur life change for good till u go yoo !!!

BLOGLORD said...

omo this woman rude o! ermmm i dont get that "after 7 years itch" someone please help my understanding

Anonymous said...

Naijadeltapikin... Very soon na CNN she go go announce say she neva hve sex for 100yrs useless ass hole babe dsgracing a well respectable house hold name

Anonymous said...

You can't compare natural and artificial.. That woman is confused.. She's missing alot 4rm real men

PO$$H said...

Marriage u say? Wot for? U should b content with ur vibrator n 10kids...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

This bitch is crazy! She don lost her muthafucking mind!!! Kola boof wannabe. Get out of here and stop seeking for attention cos you aint shit!

POLA said...

Oh dear! I think she's got bipolar! Awwww!

Anonymous said...

Linda! This is a far cry for help, what normal mother does this, I feel she is loosing it or lost it. I guess she is depressed. I feel for her because she thinks she understand what she is doing but she does not. Her world her dark at the moment .

DISCOVER THE SECRET OF LOSING WEIGHT AND BURNING FLAT TOMMY said...

smh

Reimen said...

Face it, a vibrator would only make u come! Nothing compares to a penis ma'am. The feeling is second to none!!! If u prefer a vibrator over a real penis, u're with the wrong partner. Vibrators are dumb plastics.The warmth and companionship of a man is exceptional.

MSA said...

I think she is a little too old for this but what do you expect when you live in a society that cuts off a woman's most pleasurable parts and yet she is expected to marry, bear children, please her husband, family raise children...all the while having deprived her of her own pleasure. When she discovers a way to please herself in her adult years after she has finished bearing children from whose conception she had no sexual pleasure then she is akin to a kid in a candy shoe. The clit was put there by God for us to enjoy. Yoruba society (the minority who still practice that act) (I did not say all of them oo abeg)should LEAVE OUR PRIVATES BE and there will be no need for grown ass woman to embarrass herself on Facebook.

jaygidi said...

Trust me dis woman is far 4rm happy, pls some1 shud help her b4 its 2 late... My dear jesus loves u

Anonymous said...

Four children for four different men! Several Federal cases hanging in the United States before she ran to Canada and got deported last year. This is someone Nigerian ladies should listen to and learn? She will do anything to seek attention and remain in limelight even if her remaining human dignity is at stake. Meet Kemi Olunloyo.

Anonymous said...

Just got one from Ann summers......yaaaaaaaay! Loads of women wild agree vibes do u like craaaaaaay! Dudes b hitting all d wrong spots....especially 9ja men....rolling my damn eyes

MamaBaby said...

@ priince jobless. Ain't u just a typical Nigerian clown sitting in ur narrow cell and speaking stupidly abt other people? So what if she doesn't want to have sex anymore? Does her life have to stop because she is old or cos she has kids? Plus! FYI, ppl live longer when they break from the norm and live for themselves instead of caring what narrow minded people think. Every woman at one point or another deserves to discover what makes her happy and live for herself after years of living for everyone else. Carry go Joh! If an vibrator do am for u enjoy! Afterall, most women circumcised or not rarely ever experience proper orgasms via intercourse. Believe me! Wen ur vibrator makes u come and even squirt, u know the difference.

Anonymous said...

Miserable =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)).

Anonymous said...

Linda i have never seen any of my comments posted. please post this otherwise i dont see the reason why there should be a comment box
Please people leave the woman alone, she has found "love" and she is proud of it. Its surprising that most of the ladies who commented negatively about her are doing so when they know very well that they each own a V. so my point is if you leave in a glass house, don't throw stones. Also it is not her fault because some lunatic cut off her source of pleasure, so please guys cut her some slack.

Anonymous said...

Tru Talk says; Linda am still pleading pls don't forget my dad's story thanks

Anonymous said...

repent and give ur life to jesus or you go to hell if jesus meet in dis lifestyle heeeeeee......

Anonymous said...

Linda na wa for some 9ja celebrities oh! when dem come turn to yahoo yahoo on fb: https://www.facebook.com/abubakar.dantata

Chioma said...

Linda, do you have a vibrator too? Every woman sees to have one. I have like four. one is never enough

Chioma said...

I see why she needs those VIBRATORS

Anonymous said...

God of mercy visit this woman and deliver her from shackles of death." Onye nwuru anwu na aga ijem"

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. Abi oh. Best comment so far.
Mr C.

Fearless! said...

*her

ANYA IKENGA said...

Audition for a porn movie. Staring Kemi and Linda. Introducing Cossy. Director X.

SMURF said...

Thats nice, u dont need a human penis for satisfaction and pleasure, but i hope ur vibrator can provide u with adequate sperm wen u wanna have more children.

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Sharon Sexy said...

Lmsao,dis lady needs deliverance chikena

MZ said...

I think she's having a midlife crisis. poor soul.
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Anonymous said...

Na u be idiot

Dot modelsCasting said...

What the F**k is wrong with this grannies now @days. Kai this woman has lost her sense of dignity all bcos no man wants an old brood like her. She needs deliverance

Anonymous said...

Linda, Kemi's so coming after you. You know her na. But, honestly, she's not worth the trouble. Drop her case.

Anonymous said...

The only thing I need a man for is affection, by affection I mean kissing, holding my hande.t.c. I don't need a man to fuck me hard cuz they are so many sex toys that do a better job than most the men I have been with.

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

What a shame! Keep that to yourself pls, after all she rocks it in her privacy. What a lady!

udbros said...

Dis insane,how can she compared an active human dick to vibrator? Dis woman neva jamp oh, linda plz sent her contact to me, I promise u & everybody here afta an encouta wit her, shes gona dash or throw da vibrator into bush, and she's gonna be back here an reverse dis statment!!!!!.

Jay MarketDiva said...

Wow sha!
In other news, pls develop yourselves business-wise. http://themarketdiva.blogspot.com/2013/03/grab-it-business-idea-of-day.html?spref=tw

Anonymous said...

Babe, abeg enjoy yasef abeg. Wateva makes u hapi o jare.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tease this Kemi to give us her naked pic...i am sure she will do it. Linda, please tease her the more...

Anonymous said...

Chai, Linda you love this woman because she go give you news contents in the coming days when u go take make money. Hmm, I dey com rival u sooon ohh!

Anonymous said...

Lol, @they D̶̲̥̅̊☺nt complain or ♏‎​​​​​​​kƺ noise.

Anonymous said...

Why r u always aggressive n insultive? #just wondering#

Rayenter10ment said...

I pity dis lady....Think she's talkin trash. She hasn't met a guy yet. She should just say that she loves what she's doing...

Anonymous said...

Righteous indignation...

Anonymous said...

He who is without sin cast the first stone! Who here doesn't masturbate?stop lying to urselves to be politically right! #in omotola's voice# who says they dnt indulge in self love secretly,may sango do whatever!pretentious judgemental peeps!see how they re comdemning d woman!most of u cheat on ur husbands with boys! Sharrrap!!!

diva said...

I think I like dis woman.I love women who can speak for demselves,damn some men.u guys think ure so useful to us?I think we do u guys a favor by letting u into our honeypot.let d woman b,and dig ur modafucking cock in cunts that need u..pussy suckers#smh#

Chikaka said...

Who will want to sleep with this mad hatter?

Anonymous said...

Lmao @u don see harpic wey dey clean toilet',@bonario u 4unny die!personally I think dis woman has mental issues!

Anonymous said...

See wetin person mama dey talk, na wa o!!! If u dey use vibrator most u say it in public.

Anonymous said...

Lol theres no need putting mentally disturbed b4 mentioning kola boof name bcus kola boof on her own is already mentally deranged

Anonymous said...

conji na bad tin

Anonymous said...

single women keep telling themselves lies. linda, genevieve, rita dominic and co. una dey there dey carry vibrator. that's how nse ikpe etim was saying she doesnt care about men..bla bla bla. see how she married that guy and was gushing.abegi make we hear word.either u ppl turn lesbian/bisexual or use vibrator or become desperate.mschew. rubbish.

Meeka, Meeka :) said...

As for (attention seeking) Kemi Oluloyo's 'advert" (to attract gullible men) about preferring vibrator to men, most men around her (100 trillion) "Methuselah" age would rather make love to a tree than go anywhere near that her washed-out skin. Men around Kemi Oluloyo's dinosaur age are already in steady relationship or gainfully occupied "stuffing" 18 to 21 year old fresh and luscious girls.

Kemi OLULOYO, please keep fcukin your nuclear powered king size dildo. No man wants you cos you're stupid and psychotic.

Kemi Oluloyo, will fcuk that your vibrator till it explodes inside your arse like dynamite. You will fcuk that your vibrator till you permanently retire and give up wanting sexual satisfaction. You're a brain dead psychopathic dumb b!tch. Never seen or heard of a Naija so make an arse of themselves online. I bet your family have disowned you.

Kemi Oluloyo, you're a fool and a bloody disgrace to your parents and your children. You can still be "controversial" or psychotic online or offline without disrespecting yourself or taking your clothes off.

Kemi Oluloyo, if you're not suffering self-worth / self-esteem issues and if you had any respect for yourself, you'd quit being silly.

Kemi Oluloyo, when are you going to grow up? When are you going to act your age?

Kemi Oluloyo, when are you going to stop making an arse of yourself? When? You're hopeless.

Smh.

Anonymous said...

Lol self service

Anonymous said...

Madam pls tell us d truth is ur P**** as wide as a well that's why no man wants to go there n instead u resulted to vibrators am sure they re speacially made for u to suit ur wide dry P****.

Anonymous said...

AGADI NWANYI

ugo said...

Na real naija Kola boof be this ooo u either like or hate her lol

chux ken said...

Attention seeker!! Who cares if u nid a dick or nt?huh , y d hell r u broadcasting it, if d hell u truely dnt crave for a dick in ur hollow mind huh.

Anonymous said...

not cool....

Mama said...

All you insulting her and saying rubbish u are all bloody hypocrites....are u all better? Do we know what u ple all do in your houses? Shut Ur sanctimonious mouths and go take a sit....

Don Juan said...

Having sex with an ugly person is like bungee jumping. You know you're gonna enjoy it but for fuck's sake just don't look down..

Anonymous said...

loool..Stupid woman! you don't know guys don't even need to buy their own.. their palm and a good lubricant does the job pretty good for them.. so go fuck yourself! Oops! my bad, she is already doing that.

nadia said...

Emotional feelings end with heartbreak, dont blame her. Do ur thing girl.

nadia said...

Emotional feeling end with heart break, dont blame her. Do your thing girl.

Anonymous said...

Bloglord is back, yippeeee!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes oo, women no know say we still Dey do soapy even as we dey date them . Atleast soapy no dey ask for money or bb phones lol

Anonymous said...

Baddest psyching

Anonymous said...

This woman is in desperate need of a good fuck,she has said she hasn't had one in over 7 years.She wants to entice some adventurous men who will be crazy enuf to want to enter her dry,shrinked p**sy.

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious

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Anonymous said...

Linda, you are a bad influence, what are you promoting? Feminism? SMH.

Anonymous said...

linda,dis woman must see dis cus im really impressed.let her know dat she has not met the right dick dats y shes still making noise and if she is down to get real orgasm with real dicks,let her holla at me.im ready to fuck her till she stop coming to say shit t d media.

Anonymous said...

linda u too dey horny to dey carry all dis story!!!!!

George abj said...

Hehehe.

George abj said...

Kemi u need a hard Co*k to bring ur sanity bk. U haff been insane for d past 7yrs, mad!

Anonymous said...

U obviously care too much!u re d psycho! OCD on wheels!guess u re a wanker!get a vibrator u coward!everyone wants to get off!she's living her life!u re living her life too!poor u!guess ur orgasms come from feeling unholy when in ur closet u fantasize about animals!I kn ur type cos am a shrink!that makes u totally done for!idiota!signed:wide eyed!

Olu said...

Prince jobless, we are not a tribe but a RACE.

Anonymous said...

I know she has, but you should know our pple better by now, to them it's funny.

Anonymous said...

Yeeeep!! We miss u bloglord!

Anonymous said...

LOL!l

Anonymous said...

Yimu! Ladies go dey form say dey don't need a man! abi dem no dey ask u out or maybe the kind of people u like don't give a fuck about u...mtchew! we know all these things...lool...she sounds lonely af!

Anonymous said...

AMOBI, take ur time oh

Anonymous said...

Reads like frustration to me.

Anonymous said...

U dnt nid man's penis but u fuck born plenty 10 children??? Is waaa sha,,abeg jus do somfin else wif ur life bec witout penis u won't have dis 10kids so in summary u really lyk penis nd u can die 4 it as well...

Daniel Chukwudi said...

@ anon 9:11(abi se na 911) I think the time which you commented is giving you the illusion that you're the 'gbagaun police'. It's an articulate statement
'Miserable' is written all over her face. Perfect construction.
I'm guessing your correction will be miserably is written all over her face. Dumb-ass itk....'stupid' is written all over your face! Rotflmao!

Anonymous said...

You angry on a daily basis young man? Wat really is d problem? You sound like one who's issues stem from ur childhood and u r angry with d world....seek out a shrink and sort ur mind out...

Anonymous said...

Emotional feelings my black ass.

JJ said...

Lord have mercy. Chioma, are you ever planning on getting married. It seems like you found your true love in those vibrators. Go get your groove on girl..

diva said...

Hey anonymous shut up ur mouth.how dare u say linda is a bad influence?she's being realistic and all u do is show ur hypocrity.stupid rubbish.

Anonymous said...

THATS IS CRAP.
HOW CAN A WOOD, OR UN LIVING STICK BE YO PARTNER AND PROVIDE YOU SATISFACTION.
ITS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
MAYBE FOR CHILDREN.
IF GROWN, YOU NEED WORDS, MASCULINE HANDS GOING ROUND YOUR BODY, GOOD BODY TO BODY TOUCH AND LANGUAGE AND DIRECT PENETRATION.
LINDA NOTHING FEELS GOOD AS THE DICK IN THE VAGINA.
LIPS TO LIPS.
WHILE MUCH ACTIVITY GOES ON DOWN THERE.

Anonymous said...

Ann summers far, why didn't u check virtual medis website in 9ja. They have the latest rabbit vibes. About 50% of my frends use it and yes they are married but mostly when their husb is outta town which altho not best, its better than cheating on their hubby

Greenmomma

PO$$H said...

How? U put d 4 in at once for it to b enof?

PO$$H said...

Ewww! Horro movie u mean? With lots f puking

Anonymous said...

Why will she want more children after 10. Is she a factory?

Anonymous said...

That was quite intense.... Straight from ur heart!! Do u know her personally? Lmao!!!!!
Mr C.

Nneotta-Sally Oden said...

Anon 8:14, pls don't eva advertise dat 'crazy man' song here again. Wtf. Τ̅ђe song is wack. Iv neva listened 2 any song dat is dat bad. His voice sef is zero. Pls don't try dat shit again I beg u#angry face#

↭PRINCE JOBLESS↭ said...

Go back to high-school.

Anonymous said...

Abeg make una go sitdon 4 dusbin jare. Pretenders. Y'all saying, she's crazy, she's sick, she's mental ni, abeggi!!! Pretenders! I say she's havin fun. Make una liv her oooo.she might even make heaven and all u criticizin go sitdon 4 hell fire.

Anonymous said...

One man's meat is anoda man's poison. Sum women don't like men or even d site of dem or d erected penis staring angrily @ dem. As 4 me, Oh my! I lOVE Dick...tnk God he created dicks. I luv a Hard,Big,angry dick thrustin my Vjayjay,speaking 2my Vjay, makin her cry...hahaha...Naughty me

Anonymous said...

Abeg make una go sitdon 4 dusbin jare. Pretenders. Y'all saying, she's crazy, she's sick, she's mental ni, abeggi!!! Pretenders! I say she's havin fun. Make una liv her oooo.she might even make heaven and all u criticizin go sitdon 4 hell fire.

Anonymous said...

*Misery!

Anonymous said...

Well said.

Apple said...

There is nothing like the real thing ( THE HUMAN DICK ) ..:)mmm..

Anonymous said...

No be small matter here o

s3xlordmath said...

Try big black bAd dick n no wats up linda post ma earlier commnt na

Anonymous said...

Lily,pls tel her I have d Latest ten inches penis vibrator that releases semen after one hour of vibration ,infact she go fent self.get me bak on this mediem.

Anonymous said...

Dis old woman shld jst fuck d hell up nd get a life.

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Anonymous said...

Your english sha...

Anonymous said...

ASHAWO EMERITUS!!

Anonymous said...

Linda and Kemi have something in common. Pele.

Anonymous said...

I think so too. She needs to be fucked real goood to shut up

Anonymous said...

Kemi,
So all other men have discovered what i endured 5 years back? which man will withstand an awfully smelling hole? the smell is so strange that u will look for maggots in it. I told you but you chose to ignore my advice on cleanliness. Now that all men have abandoned your border like Russia, please make do with Vibrator. Don't preach it to younger girls as if it is fashionable b'cos "if i no be panadol, eno fit be like panadol.

Anonymous said...

You are stupid and blind for saying yoruba society!Is Linda yoruba?Watch it

Anonymous said...

i read somewhere that this lady hates Nigerians. so before u say you like her could you google this info i just gave you and find out who you are supporting luv?

Anonymous said...

please let someone tell this grandma to get a life. I advice fellow LIBers not to take her seriously, she's just looking for cheap popularity.

Anonymous said...

#sign of a previous heart break#

Anonymous said...

I think she may be suffering one of the outcomes of untreated syphillis which is madness. Why else?

Anonymous said...

I am begining to love this woman's guts. Pls can hold the vibrator for you next time?

Grim Reaper

Anonymous said...

i don't understand what all the insults is all about. sexuality is personal, some are lesbians, some homo and even some have sex with animals, nobody should be insulted bcos of his or her preference.please lets learn to make comment without insult.

Anonymous said...

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