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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Joke of the day

 
One day a dog asked his friend the cat 'Why do you always hide when you want to have sex?'
The cat replied 'It's because of the humans. They are naughty, they already copied your style'

Yes we did dear cat, yes we did. Lol

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol?

Cristian said...

lol. Nawty Linda. I dont know o. I'm still a virgin

Anonymous said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

hahaha, linda u don spoil o

Yi! said...

To which the dog should have replied "they also stole your first name my friend" :)

Anonymous said...

Haaa!!U and sex sef..na wao..NEKS

doi said...

I don laffº°˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈Slap º˚≈my Mother InLawº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))...Mogbe!. ...

bootilicious said...

Haba Linda, U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 spoil...L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

kay said...

lolll thats hilarious!

Ezi said...

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny, we both know what thats about.;-P E

Anonymous said...

lol , na london u hear d joke ba ? do come naija ask akpos

Anonymous said...

Stale!!!

Anonymous said...

Like seriously this was not funny at all.

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe, Linda yeye girl, make u research the cat style oo *wink*

alex ony said...

Well said.
who did we copy wit the reverse riding woman on top?

Oya Linda over to u
Answer!

Anonymous said...

Linda u naughty die. Pls try find out the the cat style so we can start practicing.

Anonymous said...

LYN LYN I SEE U ARE USED TO DAT STYLE TOO.

Anonymous said...

Ah....linda, ў☺ΰ bad oooo

Anonymous said...

Hehehe! But seriously which style wey Cat they use?.....GALAXY!

Anonymous said...

Daughter: Mum,John paid me to climb a tree. Mum: He is an idiot. He wanted to see ur pant. Daughter: I knew it mom! Am smart. I removed it b4 climbing........hahaha. Women n their small sense.

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahhhhhhaaa.............

Janded said...

Lol. Good one.

funky lolo said...

I dey vex 4 dis country wey dem call naija,no be small ooooo!!!

Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See olympics nah,go SWIM,dem dey fear water. Zero medal 4 naija.

Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu festival. See ROWING for olympics,dem no dey. Zero medal 4 naija.

Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow,olympics reach make dem go do ARCHERY,dem no sabi shoot again. Zero medal 4 naija.

Igbo man go run from sokoto to Aba at d slightest provocation by Boko. See MARATHON 4 olympics,dem no show face. Zero medal 4 naija.

Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100metres race 4 olympics,dem no sabi run again. Zero medal 4 naija.

Yoruba man go remove clothes,wrist watch n pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See BOXING n WRESTLING 4 olympics,dem disappear. Zero medal 4 naija.

Warri man go say Warri no dey carry last.....na wetin Blessing Okagbare,our own Warri babe dey do for last,for women 200metres race. Abi she think say one person dey her back? Or abi she think her last na first position? Zero medal 4 naija.

Na who even start that nonsense called NAIJA GOT TALENT sef.

bibi said...

wer is d joke dey? linda na wa 4 u o

Ezems said...

Lol...yea, we did. The best style for me so far....until the cat style is introduced.

Bonaventure Nnagboro said...

loolz lmfao. Yes we're as guilty as charged. We also owe d mathematician that invented d number 69 an apology,coz as a kid I only knew d number 69 as d number after 68.~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310.

Anonymous said...

lol doggy style

Anonymous said...

Loooool so so funny... But Linda, wait a minute! I don't understand what u r talking about....lol #bb tongue out#...Meggy!

Alicia says... said...

Linda, go and get some DICK!!

Anonymous said...

9jadeltapikin... S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ funny =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

Anonymous said...

Dis isn't funi na linda! Rme

ohnyee said...

hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Linda aren't you a virgin? How do u know this?

honey said...

DUH!!! Linda whts dis one na,funny buh .......like seriously,this?..... dnt xpct comments on this xcpt comments lik this....bring berra gist joor sisi mi...

Anonymous said...

Dis Linda self!!! Which style we copy? Abi you don try am b4? Seriously, who has seen a cat doing it?Just wondering!!

Anonymous said...

Vewi funny.L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿.

ohunene said...

I hv seen ɑ̤̥̈̊ cat doing it ooo we get many cats for house! Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ wetin bad for dis thing nw kai pple na everytin bad ne for una ear n eye abeg free linda jare!!!

ohunene said...

I don Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ b4 na! Dis tin ₪☺ bad abeg so wetin ₪☺ go Bad for una abeg free linda jare!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thank U; so seriosly not funny!

Anonymous said...

Wc style abeg?don't mind doing it oooo

olaoluwa said...

Wats with this Alicia self? If u don't like Linda, stop visiting her blog. U always have something negative to say abt her. Don't bring ur private beef here jare... KMT

Princess of Zion said...

Why you don't need to settle for a cheater- www.princessofzion.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/men-and-infidelity-part-2/

Anonymous said...

Ur comment mak sense pass... I don lafff tire. Rotfl

Anonymous said...

Driest joke i have heard so far in my life

Alicia says... said...

Lol, its not personal beef. The joke just seemed childish like something an elementary school child would find funny.

Ubah Chetachukwu said...

@funky lolo.....na wa 4 u ooo

Anonymous said...

LolZzzz very funny