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Wednesday, 13 May 2015

The Gold Bag That Caused Wahala....

A popular celebrity actress turned musician went to a shop called @theperfectbagng. Unknown to her there was a sale going on at the store that day. As she walked around she spotted a lady with a unique Gold bag, and she wanted it desperately. She wandered around the shop hoping the lady would drop the bag. When that didn’t happen she thought to herself, I can't let her leave this shop with that bag, I just have to have it.


So She walked up close to the lady and slipped her phone into the ladies bag and then acted like her phone was missing. She went up to the store attendant in panic saying her phone was stolen, and asked that the door should be locked and everyone searched. Being a popular actress the store attendant immediately locked the door and the search began. The phone was found in the bag of the lady where the celeb actress had slipped it in.

The woman yelled in astonishment, saying she dint know how it got in her bag. After much talk she dropped the gold bag she wanted to purchase and was about to leave the store in embarrassment. Instantly the managers door swung open and he stopped her from walking out. The manager looked at the celebrity actress in anger saying; I saw what you did on our surveillance camera. I will like you to let us know why you decided to frame this innocent lady.

The celeb actress known for her controversial behaviour stuttered in shame. I really liked the bag and I dint know how to ask her for it because it seemed she had her mind set on buying it. She quickly apologized to the innocent lady and offered to buy the bag for her instead. The lady was relieved to know she wasn't looked upon as a thief anymore.

Being a nice person she accepted the apology and got her bag paid for by the actress. As she walked out the door she looked over at the celebrity actress and said, you may want to check the last shelf in the corner there is a last piece of this same bag at the bottom.

She grinned, whipped her hair and walked off. The store attendant then walked up to the actress saying; Madam next time check out our website, https://edithsessentials.smemarkethub.com we update it every two weeks with new stock, that way you can be the first to get our exclusive pieces as they are usually limited per style. The actress thanked her in embarrassment, paid for her bag and walked out.

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120 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Did i read this?

Davido's driver said...

China bags. Lindaobserve

Unknown said...

Lovely story for an advert.

Unknown said...

Cool

www.glowyshoe.com said...

Funny advert story..Nice one

www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

Do the walking and let your shoes do the talking
www.hawtshoes.co.uk

talk2frankky said...

Just wasted 2 mins of my life reading this cowshit.

Nky said...

Odi egwu

Beausteven said...

I day vex.... I was hoping to read fact not friction

Unknown said...

Linda u nailed it wit dis lovely advert. Thumbs up to u, and more power to ur elbows. Dis bags r simply classy.

Unknown said...

The Nigerian-Ghanaian Movie I aint watching. Even the Name of the movie is wrongly spelt. EXPLOIT. Awon olodo oshi

mayolett@gmail.com said...

lool, una dey compose story o, all this just for advertisement

Unknown said...

OMG........I got carried away and was already insulting the celebrity in my mind.......
This advert sha

Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

Unknown said...

The Nigerian-Ghanaian Movie I aint watching. Even the Name of the movie is wrongly spelt. EXPLOIT. Awon olodo oshi

Dave Mide said...

We will never buy bags from there again EVER!! Anyone of us can be framed for what we didnt know nothing bout! Stupid story to promote the shop. Buh hahaha for the joke

Unknown said...

Seen..next

Kaunar Allah said...

Lmaoo @ the story..,, let's just say They use Tonto to do advert

Me said...

Not true but good idea attaching the story with the bags though. It really got my attention. Adverts needs stories that will arouse one's curiosity to read.

Unknown said...

Chai! See as I rush de read d story! Hoping to see where de wrote it was tonto that aCcused d lady. Nice concept thought but e be like wetin she fit do

Anonymous said...

i cant believe i read the entire story. such an interesting and captivating way to sell a bag though. hehehe.lekan onabanjo

Anonymous said...

Somehow I just had a feeling the character in the story was tonto dikeh

Abraham Ndu said...

Like seriously...u got my heart racing for an advertorial post. .. anyways am waiting for comments...

Unknown said...

Immediately i saw the heading i knew its an ad! Lol

Abraham Ndu said...

Like seriously...u got my heart racing for an advertorial post. .. anyways am waiting for comments...

Patrick said...

That could have been a full episode on "Super Story"...Edith Essentials kor

APPLELIPX said...

Damn linda!!!!!
You got me accusing tonto all over
Which kinda ad is this....

Chiwhyte said...

Linda u no well o. I thought it was a juicy gist.

Anonymous said...

Nice. u totally got me

Click here for Diary of a Desperate Single Girl said...

Lmao...nice story but I doubt its authenticity

Unknown said...

Mtshewwwww

Unknown said...

lol. i think say na Tonto before. #runsaway

COLLIN said...

Mtchew....in ur mind naw we whre all intringed in d story

Meenora said...

hahaha! nice ad.

Black Prince of Africa said...

Lili u can carry fake stories o, abi nah "tales by daytime" u dey tell us? Oya ask us "what we learnt from d story"

chikaezez.blogspot.com said...

Nice way of advertising

Davido's driver said...

Get a life

Unknown said...

choi!...dis one get me gan ni oo! almost concluded the actress was *******.... Na wa for u o.....anyways #I Love ur adverts!! someday soon..u'll advertise my product!

Unknown said...

hmm nice story but at first I it was Poko at it again

Candygirl said...

Bia Linda what kind of nollywood crap is this?!

niffyt said...

Lovely concept.. even though I kinda guessed all along I still enjoyed reading the story

COLLNET said...

HOW TO KEEP YOUR PHONE PRIVATE
http://www.collnet.blogspot.com/?m=0

Unknown said...

Hehehehe! Dis advert got me rolling on the floor with laughter. Linda take note!

Subomi said...

very weird way to advertise

Unknown said...

Like seriously, I was thinking 'tonto again '

Anonymous said...

marvelous marketting skll linda!. i fell for it.

Lizzy O said...


Drama!

mikkyjanec said...

thank You for warning us not to buy from them.

Unknown said...

This one na tonto Dike story ooo heheheheheh.. Bt the bags aint cool tho

Unknown said...

Watch out for part 2

Anonymous said...

Tonto kind of story.

Unknown said...

Oh my gosh! Tot its reall. Nice bags u hv dr

haywhizzle said...

Abeg easy wit d way u use "arouse"...i'm in d office and cant walk around wit hard-ons oo.

Unknown said...

4 my mind, I tot dey were talking abt tonto dike, dey shd v relate d ad wt smtin else instead of an actress turned musician

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Ladies and wahala....
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Jules said...

Nice market strategy...

Unknown said...

Linda it's well.

#FOCUS n #ACHIEVE

Unknown said...

Na waooo! All these story to promote the website.
Good Marketing strategy I must say...

Unknown said...

Hmmmm linda it remain one for you lol I was already abusing this celebrity already nawa oooh all this advertisment linda is taking it to the next level.JC

Anonymous said...

And all the while I was thinking; "hey, Tonto Dikeh has done it again!" Lol...nice one, u got me!

#itznenaD

Unknown said...

Love the story.....lovely collection though

Unknown said...

choi.... was thinking the character is tonto dikeh o. nice one

Anonymous said...

wow. awesome mode of advert...when I saw many photos in between the story I sensed fowl play though. lol. nice

nsima@shoesinbulk.com said...

WOW....

Unknown said...

What an advert

MY TURN said...

intResting STORY

Unknown said...

Linda u nailed it wit dis lovely advert. Thumbs up to u, and more power to ur elbows. Dis bags r simply classy.

Unknown said...

Tonto Dikeh

Anonymous said...

Why use tonto dikeh to advertise a product..lmao

Unknown said...

Linda u nailed it wit dis lovely advert. Thumbs up to u, and more power to ur elbows. Dis bags r simply classy.

Maureen said...

Market strategy..dats a nice one.

Unknown said...

Linda u nailed it wit dis lovely advert. Thumbs up to u, and more power to ur elbows. Dis bags r simply classy.

Unknown said...

i cant believe i did read this. Jesus

Unknown said...

For a second I felt it was real..gosh

Unknown said...

so lindy u made me read dis fake story,is not fair o!

Unknown said...

Linda u nailed it wit dis lovely advert. Thumbs up to u, and more power to ur elbows. Dis bags r simply classy.

Anonymous said...

A greater percentage of women will certainly engage in such act out of desperation to get what they want.
However remember there are always surveilance cameras watching

post a free classified advert said...

Does Bags Na Okirika joor....Na beta Wash..post a free classified advert

Anonymous said...

Not original so y all the drama

Unknown said...

So strategic....
Was thinking is Tonto all d while...lol

Anonymous said...

I could have sworn all the while i read i had tonto dikeh on my mind as the actress

Betty said...

Yeye advert and ugly bags.

Anonymous said...

Good marketing strategy...you really got me there.....Lola...post a free classified advert

Anonymous said...

Same thing I asked myself

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Ha! We don't want akudaadaba

Anonymous said...

Please don't open this mail going viral on Yahoomail. It is a scam.

"Please peruse the contents of the attached report for your input, the hard copy will be sent to you as soon as possible.





Thanks and God bless."

Anonymous said...

And I doubt the authenticity of your brain

Anonymous said...

Before we are framed for something we didn't do

mizz khenie ezterie said...

Lol lol lol this one na tragi comedy ooo..wit d diffrnt bags been shown I know it an advart..nice1 linda

Anonymous said...

In the part 2,the celebrity will fall in love with the brother of the lady she wanted to frame. In the part 3, the framed lady will say to the celebrity come rain sunshine you will never marry my brother. In part 4, the framed lady's mother will have cancer and the celebrity will help with the hospital bill. In part 5,all will be forgiven. Spoilers; Tonto will act the celebrity.

Unknown said...

Linda you no serious o!!! See the way I settle down dey read with full attention.
...NA ZO

gentle said...

Lol...coming from you serzly? U dat practically lives on lib....talk about pot calling kettle black.

Anonymous said...

what a creative story!!!

Unknown said...

Thank God I was patient enough to read thru! Was abt to type Tonto Dikeh

Unknown said...

So u read a "friction" instead? Chai! Oyibo Uwa!

Timi Da Uyi said...

Don't be fooled guys all that glitters aren't gold!

closed case said...

story for the gods

Unchained said...

Omg i cant believe i just read this. linda bet why? When i saw actress turned singer, TONTO dike just came to my mind.lol

Anonymous said...

i feel stupid for reading this to the end

Anonymous said...

15 Signs That Show You Are Dating A Covert 'Prostitute' (Runs Girl)

Anonymous said...

This advert got me.. i had to comment! very Captivating approach

Unknown said...

Have u seen the sweet Vengeance?
Check it out at www.naijacarlovers.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Lol ode there is no physical store! Its an advert to promote an online store

CFerdie said...

i cant believe i read this

Blacky 1 said...

Moral of the story. ( Patronise US for Good Imported bags) shikena!

JENNY said...

The person that wrote this advert had Tonto Dikeh in mind am sure.

Anonymous said...

All thes kpanti China crap they are buying and fighting over hmmm

Idi said...

Whoever wrote dis story is looking for trouble o..

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I was so interested in reading dis story until I discovered it was an advert. Linda!

Anonymous said...

lol...was already thinkin of an actress...lemme not mention names biko buh linda kpachara anya gi oo


MISSVEE

Anonymous said...

lol...was already thinkin of an actress...lemme not mention names biko buh linda kpachara anya gi oo


MISSVEE

Anonymous said...

Waste of my precious time. Cheap guerrilla marketing techniques

Roymorgan said...

#linda am just shot of words buh nic one

Anonymous said...

God punish you Linda. Lol... I was already thinking it was Tonto oh...she fit do that kind thing

Anonymous said...

God I can't believe I read this.. and it was just an advert

Unknown said...

Omo see marketing concept

Anonymous said...

Epic reply

Barry said...

I can't believed I have been puked!

Unknown said...

Fric kini?? Lmao

Anonymous said...

Nice one, u can sure sell stone with this ur headlines

Anonymous said...

This is fantastic digital advertising. The strategy is on point...LIB is known for gossip, it only makes sense to advertise you product with the gossip format..WOW!!!But the downer is that it failed to drive trial..it shouldn't have ended with "visit our website"...I don't have a suggestion but it sure didn't make me go to the site.

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