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Friday 6 February 2009

419 Pastor: What a fool!

My sisters and I almost died of laughter yesterday after reading this story. It's the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. If you have a healthy sense of humour, this story will kill you...LMAO

Can you guys believe this clown? The things people do for money...oh dear...I can't stop laughing...lol

It's about a Nigerian pastor who tried to scam a church in the US and they made an idiot out of him....lol

Read the story below as told by Ifeanyi N.

419 Pastor Disgraces us all in Naija

419eater, is an anti-scam person who specializes in helping people being scammed by Nigerian Pastors by simply pretending and assuming the person being scammed, takes over the entire negotiations/discussions with the scammer with the sole aim of exposing him to the world on the Internet.
Pastor Samuel Eze of God Love Bible Ministry in Apapa, approaches the Church of Bread and Wine abroad with the aim of helping them spread the work here in Nigeria, however he has a shortcoming: He needs funds. Thus he asked the Church to provide him with $74,000 to to foster a joint venture between the two churches...

419eater is contacted and takes over and poses as Father Ted Chilly of the Bread and Wine Church. He immediately responds to Samuel Eze's email requesting the funds ($74,000)

This is a picture of the "Church of Bread and Wine" and its Photoshop!! To fool Pastor Samuel!!

Says "Father Ted" (419eater) to Pastor Samuel in his email reply to him: "You have come to the right place. We have over 300 churches world-wide and love to help upcoming churches like yours. We don't, however send funds without recourse to our due procedures, in order to be sure of where our funds are being sent. You must follow the formal steps to identify yourself with our Church before u can claim the money.

They are as follows: You must identify with the symbols of our Church, which are BREAD and WINE."

1. You must send us a picture of yourself holding our Church name printed on a banner. You must be sitted.
2. You must send a picture of yourself holding a bottle of WINE to your ear.
3. You must send a picture of yourself carrying a loaf of BREAD on your head.


Here is Pastor Samuel doing as he was asked: Holding the banner of the Church!

Next, he has to hold a bottle of wine to his ear...


Just look at this mugu of a Pastor! Actually held a bottle of wine to his ear! Not knowing this is all to expose his fraud!

Next, carry a loaf of bread on your head!


CAN U BEAT THIS PEEPS??? ABSOLUTELY BLINDED BY GREED!!! Lord help us!!! LOOOOOOL!!!!!


Look at the picture Pastor Samuel sent to Father Ted claiming it is his Church...is this not the Vatican? Oh dear me, is this how potent greed can be?


Now "Father Ted" creates an imaginary Nigeria character to discredit Pastor Samuel. This too is Photoshop!! He superimposes him in front of a pic of the Vatican, using Photoshop, hold a Corel draw generated banner reading a message warning about Pastor Samuel.

419eater created a dummy email address with a Nigerian name and pretends those emails come from this non-existent person in this pic!! Clever! He used this dummy profile and name now sends damaging emails to Pastor Samuel asking him to refrain from his dubious work.

Samuel gets furious and this is where every thing is opened up on him...419eater now tells him who he really is, that he (419eater) and Father Ted are one and the same person! And also the imaginary Nigerian character in the pic....shameless mugu of a Pastor!

This is what Pastor Samuel claims is his Nigeria passport!!! Sent this to Father Ted...is this not normal plain sheets for typing? Real pity....
The end***

My people, can you guys imagine this silly man? He actually carried the bread on his head.
Wetin person dey see for this world.
lol


Photos of the day
Check out pictures of other scammers



These people are so greedy, they can't see how daft they are...
Who's supposed to believe these images are real?
Linda shakes head.
You can read more about this scams here...http://419eater.com/

Thought of the day
You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think

Have a ball laughing and have a FAB weekend.
Cheers

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!! am going to get fired from my job, the way I laughed my head off!! this is tooooooo funnny!

Lily said...

Oh my goodness!!! I have just laughed so much at the stupidity of these scammers. They are the ones that give Nigerians a bad name. God help us all!!!

Anonymous said...

WARNING!!!

Do not open the website at work as you will surely experience uncontrollable bursts of laughter that might startle/or annoy your co-workers, because the pictures/stories are so ridiculous, you wonder who is the real mugu here.

Hilarious to say the least, please check out the site for a good laugh.

P.S Linda, how did you find the site? I found it like 2 years ago.

Dith said...

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is this a joke or sumtn that actually happened?? LMAO

Dith said...

hmm na wa o! this is another level of stupidity sha.

Anonymous said...

i read this stuff some time last year and laughed my head off. The bread on the head part?....totally retarded.

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

this is just plain hillarious!!!! r these ppl for real? i mean how daft can they be?

The Activist said...

Will wonders ever end? Na wa o

mizchif said...

Real laffs! It's unfortunate how some Nigerians have continued to perpetuate this images of Nigeria as the home of internet fraud, whilst further ruining our international reputation.
But this pastor's own is just the highest height of stewpidity!

Anonymous said...

UNBELIEVABLE!!!
This is totally unbelievable.. I'm short of words.. NO!! this is a shame! Total foolishness and greed and blindness... It is funny but It is not funny... Your page must have a space on my blog...
The high points - "The bread on the head"

Anonymous said...

ohmygosh this is the funniest thing i have seen in my life..
the bread and wine picture was hilarious..but on the real tho..why do nigerians keep on doing this?
Dede

Anonymous said...

ah linda, so you're just hearing of 419 eaters? they are like 100 years old. this is small. they even used to have photos of naked men...some doing each other...all for money. this bread and wine photo is just a tip of da iceberg. i can't even explain some obscenities i've seen on there; even peoples' husbands have been snapped naked!!! crazy people everywhere mehn.

would ring you this weekend, so i can discuss in detail (re: your text).

stay cool babes.

your friend in london. xxx

STREETBRAND said...

ROTFL - this is hilarious. Oh me days!!!

Anonymous said...

Na waoooooooo can u imagine that 90% of the comments in here were from women,hmmmm u r shouting now but assume the pastor mistakenly hammer all of u will be calling him different sorts of sweet name,ranging from HONEY,SWEETY,BABE and so on and so fort.....if cos he failed and it came on the limelight?

Anonymous said...

@anonymous above,
kindly re-read your post and see if what you posted made/makes any sense!!

Ejike Manny said...

Linda never disapoints. I'm glad to know a site like dat exists and i'll visit it more often. What a joke, i couldn't stop laffing. I liked the bread on the head part most. U all are here talking how stupid these scamers are but look at this, Some scamers tried a trick on me some time ago which i instantly saw through it and almost two years later, some other people tried the same trick on my brother which he instantly knew was a scam. What i didn't understand was, if they used the same lame trick on people for two years, does it then mean that some people actually fall for such stupid tricks. For them to be using the same trick for two years, It simply means dat some people actually fall for some of these very weak trick so it's even more pathetic than u think.

Anonymous said...

lol at anon 7:15.. senseless! lol

Anonymous said...

Many of these scammers are stupid, I really hope all these naija scammers will be caught. I hope there is a law against these people, so they can spend some years behind bars.

Aramide said...

chaiii

where have i been? ur blog is the bestest!

Anonymous said...

I am flabbergasted and overwhelming by Nigerians. If only we can direct our ingenious ways to constructive issues. We can rule the world. But this way we have no hope of redemption.

Anonymous said...

Nice staf, men! Mama love Googlez!

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