THOUGHT THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP

I found this hilarious. Thought to share it with you. Naija for sure!


A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

Dearest brothers and sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high.You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat.Just divide it amongst yourselves.On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior.There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Buhari's sons.Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them among yourselves.The 2 dozen Victoria ’s Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colors.
Your loving sister,
Mulikatu

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial.(YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA...)

Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

Is this wicked or what? It's courtesy my friend Macauley Akinbami